TheBigDelly
04-14-2005, 05:00 PM
A man is driving down a deserted highway, and
notices a sign that reads.. SISTERS OF MERCY: HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a
figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon,
he sees another sign which says... SISTERS OF
MERCY: HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES Realizing
these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure
enough, there is a third.. SISTERS OF MERCY: HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT. His curiosity gets
the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway.
On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber
stone building with a signon the door that
reads... SISTERS OF MERCY.
He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and a nun answers the door in a
long black habit, who asks..."What may we do for
you, my son?" "I saw your signs along the
highway, and was interested in possibly doing
some business," he answers. Very well, my son.
Please follow me," says the nun. He is led
through many winding passages, and soon he is
very disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, "Please, knock on this door"
and leaves. The man does as he is told, and this
door is opened by another nun in a long black
habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs
"Please place $50.00 in the cup, then go through
the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway." He places the money in this nuns tin
cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and slips
through the door, pulling it shut.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign Go In
Peace. You have just been screwed by the
Sisters Of Mercy.
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and just for shits and giggles:
This guy was walking down the street and this
hooker says,
"Say, wanna have a good time?"
"Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest
motel. She takes off her clothes and he
keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since
you crawled out of one?"
The guy says: "Nope, just the first one I've seen
big enough to crawl back into."
notices a sign that reads.. SISTERS OF MERCY: HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it was a
figment of his imagination and drives on. Soon,
he sees another sign which says... SISTERS OF
MERCY: HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES Realizing
these signs are for real, he drives on, and sure
enough, there is a third.. SISTERS OF MERCY: HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT. His curiosity gets
the best of him, and he pulls into the driveway.
On the far side of the parking lot, is a somber
stone building with a signon the door that
reads... SISTERS OF MERCY.
He climbs the steps, rings the bell, and a nun answers the door in a
long black habit, who asks..."What may we do for
you, my son?" "I saw your signs along the
highway, and was interested in possibly doing
some business," he answers. Very well, my son.
Please follow me," says the nun. He is led
through many winding passages, and soon he is
very disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, "Please, knock on this door"
and leaves. The man does as he is told, and this
door is opened by another nun in a long black
habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs
"Please place $50.00 in the cup, then go through
the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway." He places the money in this nuns tin
cup. He trots eagerly down the hallway, and slips
through the door, pulling it shut.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign Go In
Peace. You have just been screwed by the
Sisters Of Mercy.
`````````````````````````````````````
and just for shits and giggles:
This guy was walking down the street and this
hooker says,
"Say, wanna have a good time?"
"Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest
motel. She takes off her clothes and he
keeps staring at her.
She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since
you crawled out of one?"
The guy says: "Nope, just the first one I've seen
big enough to crawl back into."