crazygorilla14
04-14-2005, 08:08 PM
Everybody can be classified by a light, as it came to me while reading a Mother Goose and Grimm comic. The joke was that these two dogs were like lava lamps, fun to look at but not very bright. I decided to make a whole list of a ratio of intelligence/looks.
Of course, there is the lava lamp, not very bright but fun to look at.
__Neon light- Very bright, moderately cool, but extremely painful to look at. Requires a lot of enegy and some times you need to pay for it.
__Night light- Not bright, depending, they are fun to look at, but that depends on what type of cover they got.
__Fire- Not very bright, selective of who likes it because some people like fire, and somewhat scary.
__LED- Can be very bright, painful to look at on some cases, even when not painful, it is still not fun to look at. Can last a long time and requires very little energy.
__Spark, Can be bright, really cool and moderatly fun. Although if you wanna keep sparks you got to start the fire, which then gets scary, hence my ex-girlfriend.
Then, of course, theres me, an ineffible amount of light, energy, and crazy, excellent looking shapes. Well, not exactly, i concider myself as more of an LED. Lets see who thinks of themselves as the greatest in the world.
Of course, there is the lava lamp, not very bright but fun to look at.
__Neon light- Very bright, moderately cool, but extremely painful to look at. Requires a lot of enegy and some times you need to pay for it.
__Night light- Not bright, depending, they are fun to look at, but that depends on what type of cover they got.
__Fire- Not very bright, selective of who likes it because some people like fire, and somewhat scary.
__LED- Can be very bright, painful to look at on some cases, even when not painful, it is still not fun to look at. Can last a long time and requires very little energy.
__Spark, Can be bright, really cool and moderatly fun. Although if you wanna keep sparks you got to start the fire, which then gets scary, hence my ex-girlfriend.
Then, of course, theres me, an ineffible amount of light, energy, and crazy, excellent looking shapes. Well, not exactly, i concider myself as more of an LED. Lets see who thinks of themselves as the greatest in the world.