Bush and Tony Blair

[whatever*]

Bush and Tony Blair are in a supper in the White House. A guest themselves about to them and asks them: "¿Of what they are speaking of so animated form?" We are doing plans for the Third World War", Bush says. "¡Bow-wow!", the guest he says. "And, ¿which are those plans?" "We are going to kill 14 million Moslems and a dentist", answers Bush. The guest seems confused. "¿A... dentist?", says, "¿because they are going to kill a dentist?" Blair gives a palmate one in the back to Bush and says: "¿That I told you?, nobody is going to ask for the Moslems".



:bang:

[Johan]

The joke itself isn't bad, but in English you don't use upside-down question marks and exclamation points. That's only in Spanish as far as I know.

Edit: Still, nice try at English... It's probably a lot better than what I could write in a Spanish forum, the foreign language I take at school. :)

[whocares]

Bush and Tony Blair are taking supper in the White House. Then a guest of themselves goes and asks them: "What are you animatedly speaking of?".

"We are doing plans for the Third World War", Bush says. "Bow-wow!", the guest says. "And which are those plans?".

"We are going to kill 14 million Moslems and a dentist", answers Bush. The guest seems confused. "A... dentist?", says, "why are you going to kill a dentist?".

Blair gives one palmate in the back to Bush and says: "What did I tell ya?, nobody is going to ask for the Moslems".
I tried to correct it. But I'm not sure if it is 100% correct.

And Johan: He's actually from Chile, a country were Spanish is the main language. And obviously he's still learning the English language. ;)

Also, that was a good joke, dude.

[daveo the great]

the original joke goes like this:


"eventually, i will become a neonazi and propagate the aryan supremecy.... i will kill every single jew in the world... and 1 clown."

"why one clown?"

"see! no one cares about the jews!!!"


(btw, im jewish...)

[banjo1735]

Holy shit! Engrish is invading Jokes!!! Punctuation Buddies need to get here!

j/k

I've heard it before in a different context but with the same punchline. I like it.