1stpfloyd
04-15-2005, 06:20 PM
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.
- I have a better idea, she replied. Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married.
- Wow! That's great he exclaimed.
- Good, she replied. Get your own fucking blanket!
- After a moment of silence, he farted.
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.
- I have a better idea, she replied. Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're married.
- Wow! That's great he exclaimed.
- Good, she replied. Get your own fucking blanket!
- After a moment of silence, he farted.