TheBigDelly
04-15-2005, 08:55 PM
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A. One. Men will screw anything.
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A dumb blonde walked into a barber shop wearing
headphones. The barber said "I cant cut you're
if you're wearing headphones." The blonde said
"I HAVE to wear them,though! Then stormed out.
This happened twice until the barber just jerked
off the headpones. Then he remembered his lucky
scissors in the other room. When he came back in
the blonde was dead. He picked up the phones to
hear what was playing. He heard: "Breath in,
breath out, breath in, breath out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a
slight dandruff problem but she gave him
"Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked, "How do you give shoulders?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to
pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes
to the aisle where they are located and sees
they are priced at five boxes for one dollar.
Thinking this is a misprint, she finds a clerk
and asks if this can possibly be the correct
price.
The clerk replies, "Yes it is the correct price.
For one week only, you can purchase five boxes
of tampons for one dollar, no strings attached."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope you liked them!
light bulb?
A. One. Men will screw anything.
~~~~~~~~~~~
A dumb blonde walked into a barber shop wearing
headphones. The barber said "I cant cut you're
if you're wearing headphones." The blonde said
"I HAVE to wear them,though! Then stormed out.
This happened twice until the barber just jerked
off the headpones. Then he remembered his lucky
scissors in the other room. When he came back in
the blonde was dead. He picked up the phones to
hear what was playing. He heard: "Breath in,
breath out, breath in, breath out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a
slight dandruff problem but she gave him
"Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked, "How do you give shoulders?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to
pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes
to the aisle where they are located and sees
they are priced at five boxes for one dollar.
Thinking this is a misprint, she finds a clerk
and asks if this can possibly be the correct
price.
The clerk replies, "Yes it is the correct price.
For one week only, you can purchase five boxes
of tampons for one dollar, no strings attached."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hope you liked them!