Alec Baldwin Glengarry Sound Clip Available

[donsulda]

I have it. Though I have made over $970,000 last year, I have no soundboard creation skills.

I need some drone to create the board for me.

Don't let my harsh tone fool you. I will be, and the whole pranking hobby community will be eternally grateful.

I demand answers and I demand answers fast. Reply to this post or send me an email at:

donsulda@yahoo.com

The Donster.

[Citronic27]

There's a thread for soundboard requests, you don't need to start a new one unless the idea was to deliberately piss everyone off.

[donsulda]

Alec Baldwin Glengarry Glen Ross Soundboard

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Here are the top 15 reasons why someone needs to create this soundboard:

15) You see this watch, this watch costs more than your car
14) Put that coffee down, coffee is for closers only
13) Do you think I am f#cking with you? I am not f#cking with you?
12) You call your self a salesmen, you son of a bitch?
11) You certainly don't pal, because the good news is your fired.
10) First prize is a cadillac, second price steak knives, third prize is your fired.
9) You cannot close the leads your are given, you cannot close sh*t...you are sh*t, hit the bricks pal, because you are going out!
8) The leads are weak? The leads are weak? You are weak
7) F#ck you, that's my name!
6) You know why mister, because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW, that's my name! Your name is you are wanting, if you can't play in the man's game, go home play with your kids.
5) Get them to sign on the line which is dotted...do you hear me you f#cking faggots?
4) ABC Always be closing....
3) Are you man enough to take it? You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car!
2) Get mad you son of a bitches, get mad!
1) I made $970,000 last year, how much did you make? You see pal, that's who I am and you are nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a sh#t! good father f*ck you go home play with your kids.


Other suggestions:
You know why pal? Cause thats who i am and your
nothing.

Nice guy, I dont give a shit.

Good father, fuck you go home and play with your kids.

If you want to work here close.

Put that coffee down?

YOu call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?

You hear me you fucking faggots?

Whats your problem? (hey you moss)

I drove an 80,000 BMW .......

My watch cost more than your car.

I can go out there tonite and make myself 15,000
dollars.

Can you?

[donsulda]

The idea is to get this soundboard made finally. If it pisses you off, so be it. I could care less.

You are a loser that would get pissed off by this sort of thing.

I am someone that can make things happen.

I bet you are fat and ugly.

The Donster

[Citronic27]

Take a look in the soundboard requests sticky and count the requests. Now take a look in the comprehensive list of soundboards sticky and count the soundboards. Notice one list being much longer than the other? Thought so. It's easy to ask for boards to be made, but it takes time and effort to actually make them. You might get lucky, but the numbers aren't on your side and with an attitude like that I don't think many people will be falling over themselves to help you.

[Garbage Can Lid]

The idea is to get this soundboard made finally. If it pisses you off, so be it. I could care less.

You are a loser that would get pissed off by this sort of thing.

I am someone that can make things happen.

I bet you are fat and ugly.

The Donster
You can't possibly expect someone to help you now, can you? :wtf:

Please leave this forum, now.

[Doc]

I have it. Though I have made over $970,000 last year, I have no soundboard creation skills.

I need some drone to create the board for me.

Don't let my harsh tone fool you. I will be, and the whole pranking hobby community will be eternally grateful.

I demand answers and I demand answers fast. Reply to this post or send me an email at:

donsulda@yahoo.com

The Donster.
hi donster... meet the banster!

[Garbage Can Lid]

Yes! The Doc strikes again! :cool:

[postalworkered]

Ban This You Fag! I Own You.

[Garbage Can Lid]

You see Doc, if I were a mod, I could already ban this fag for you, I mean, come on man! Help me out here. :(

...and by the way, postalfag, you own no one. (I figured that this reply might as well have some merit in it).

[Doc]

postalworkered and donsulda a.k.a. The Donster are the same asshole losers - donsulda@yahoo.com

The IP Address is: 65.42.94.9. The host name is: adsl-65-42-94-9.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net.

[Garbage Can Lid]

postalworkered and donsulda a.k.a. The Donster are the same asshole losers - donsulda@yahoo.com

The IP Address is: 65.42.94.9. The host name is: adsl-65-42-94-9.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net.
I'll be spamming someone tonight. ;)

...as long as I don't get banned for saying that. :shuffle:

[MPMaster]

God damn. I knew it. How come people can't stay banned?

[N00N00]

God damn. I knew it. How come people can't stay banned?

Said the guy who's already been through at least 5 different usernames after getting banned each time. :lol: :lol:


MPMaster certainly keeps us all entertained :bow: :D

[pimpit]

You can't possibly expect someone to help you now, can you? :wtf:
Agreed, leave jabroni.

[MPMaster]

Said the guy who's already been through at least 5 different usernames after getting banned each time. :lol: :lol:


MPMaster certainly keeps us all entertained :bow: :D
HA HA HA WOW FAG! You oviously didn't read my story in my sig. It's about how IT WAS MY FUCKING BROTHER YOU CUNT! See you think your smooth. Saying to the mods about my brother (thinking it was me) having other accounts. But guess what? Your not so you can shove it up your ass.

[Doc]

HA HA HA WOW FAG! You oviously didn't read my story in my sig. It's about how IT WAS MY FUCKING BROTHER YOU CUNT! See you think your smooth. Saying to the mods about my brother (thinking it was me) having other accounts. But guess what? Your not so you can shove it up your ass.
whats with all the hostility?

[MPMaster]

Well doc, the guy thinks he's smooth and i just wanted to rub it in his face.:)

[Doc]

what is the story of you being banned (the short version)?

[MPMaster]

Well heres the short version.

My brother had accounts on my upstairs computer. I'm now on the downstairs computer. I would occasionly post on the upstairs computer when i was upstairs, or if my sister was on this computer. Now either NooNoo or some one else turned me in saying those were my accounts. They were my brother's not mine. So some 1 put 2 and 2 together and thought they were mine.

[Sheldon_Levine]

you should be pleased to know that thanks to your efforts, the soundboard has been completed! You are a hero.