What's Your Best Magic Trick

[<JOKER>]

Whats the best trick you have done so far?
Do you use gimmicks like David Blaine,or do you use the sleight of hand? :bang:

[camilo]

appear in your mom's bed

[ConanTL]

Pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Uhh... replace rabbit with penis, and hat with pants. But I do that with quite some skill!

[Devastation]

I can make a cigarette turn to ash in a matter of minutes.

[Sherlock]

appear in your mom's bed
Dont be such an asshole.

I dont have a favourite magic trick, if I randomly see something and learn how to do it I trick everyone I know until it gets boring. :lol:

[TFS]

I can pull that gay man out of your ass.

[BurkeWorld]

I dunno, I do an assortment of tricks and illusions.

Best trick? I dunno, any trick out there can be the "best" one, it's all how it's performed.

Whatever.

Burkey

[JarOfFlies]

I have a card trick.

It's called "52 card pickup".

Basically, you ask someone if they want to play, then flip all the cards on the floor. They have to pick them up, 'cause they agreed to play... :D

[Matt the Fierce]

I have a card trick.

It's called "52 card pickup".

Basically, you ask someone if they want to play, then flip all the cards on the floor. They have to pick them up, 'cause they agreed to play... :D

Heheheh. Suckers.


I can take a little kid's nose right off of his face. Then put it back on! I won't tell you how it's done, but it has to do with my thumb.

[PsiRedEye22]

I can spew my load in a 5 year old's bottom in 3.91 seconds.

[Matt the Fierce]

I can spew my load in a 5 year old's bottom in 3.91 seconds.

*golf claps*

[MrDeliquent85]

Listen up kiddies, this is the best trick you will ever need to know ... I am not shitting.

Get your pants and some scissors. Cut a hole in your pocket. Put your penis in your pocket. Grab all your books and proceed down the corridor. Stop the next chick you see. Ask her to give you a hand and get your keys out your pocket.

Works a charm.

[whocares]

appear in your mom's bed
No, you got it wrong. The best trick is to disappear when the husband arrives.

[Matt the Fierce]

Listen up kiddies, this is the best trick you will ever need to know ... I am not shitting.

Get your pants and some scissors. Cut a hole in your pocket. Put your penis in your pocket. Grab all your books and proceed down the corridor. Stop the next chick you see. Ask her to give you a hand and get your keys out your pocket.

Works a charm.

I'm gonna test this on Monday!

[§ane §oul]

My best trick?


Shoving a tent stake 2" in my knee, and walking home bleeding like a stuck hog.



"Taa-Daaa!"

[Zooch]

I pull off my own thumb, and I magically put it back on.

[RickJamesGhost]

Aright aright, i'll show you my magic trick. First, i'll need 100 dollars........And now i'll disappear.

[grasica]

Listen up kiddies, this is the best trick you will ever need to know ... I am not shitting.

Get your pants and some scissors. Cut a hole in your pocket. Put your penis in your pocket. Grab all your books and proceed down the corridor. Stop the next chick you see. Ask her to give you a hand and get your keys out your pocket.

Works a charm.

Have you ever played the game "nervous"? In case you haven't, this is a game where you start by feeling someone on a place on their body, and ask them if they're nervous, and you move closer and closer to more sensitive areas. One time, I was hanging out with my friend Kody, who is a guy, and he had a sweat shirt and a water bottle. He asked me to play nervous, so I did. I started at his shoulder and moved down, and when I got to his crotch, I screamed, because he had his water bottle under his sweatshirt, so when I felt it, I thought he was hard! Any of you guys really ought to try that with a long sweatshirt, but make sure you're playing with someone who has a good sense of humor.

[PrintNameHere]

Have you ever played the game "nervous"? In case you haven't, this is a game where you start by feeling someone on a place on their body, and ask them if they're nervous, and you move closer and closer to more sensitive areas.

Welcome to fucking grade 4.

[MrDeliquent85]

Have you ever played the game "nervous"? In case you haven't, this is a game where you start by feeling someone on a place on their body, and ask them if they're nervous, and you move closer and closer to more sensitive areas. One time, I was hanging out with my friend Kody, who is a guy, and he had a sweat shirt and a water bottle. He asked me to play nervous, so I did. I started at his shoulder and moved down, and when I got to his crotch, I screamed, because he had his water bottle under his sweatshirt, so when I felt it, I thought he was hard! Any of you guys really ought to try that with a long sweatshirt, but make sure you're playing with someone who has a good sense of humor.

No, no ... but I sure would like to.

Ever play "catchy kissy", this how it goes .....

You gather all your friends and seperate into 2 groups, boys and girls. First boys chase and whoever you catch, you have to kiss them. After awhile you switch around so that the girls chase and kiss the boys.

One time I let myself get caught by this girl I liked and she, like, totally kissed my lips. I think she just turned wrong and missed my cheek but I was like OMG and I went all red. I was so embarrassed, all the other boys tease me. :(

[Mattzor]

The magic disapearing Pizza Act.
I wake up in the morning after a big night out. If I roll over and see something I don't like (ie a Fatty). I tell her I'm hungry and going for a pizza, she offers to come (cuz I'm awsome in the sack :wtf: ). But I say "Nonono...you stay there I'll be right back." Then as I close the door I magiccally DISAPEEAAARRR!!!
<insert round of applause here>

[MontgomeryBurns]

Listen up kiddies, this is the best trick you will ever need to know ... I am not shitting.

Get your pants and some scissors. Cut a hole in your pocket. Put your penis in your pocket. Grab all your books and proceed down the corridor. Stop the next chick you see. Ask her to give you a hand and get your keys out your pocket.

Works a charm.

I would love to watch someone try that one. Could be pretty funny! Until she kicks you in the nuts anyway.

[bigbowler]

What's your best magic trick
I can make a body disappear.
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