ebuam you suck

[deadpool]

what the fuck you deleted all my threads you piece of crap

[Eminem]

nah man..
ebaum's a-right. dont beat on him. he did what he had to do and didnt have time to move all the threads. he still might tho. so...... LEAVE HIM ALONE

[Dozzi]

Deadpool noone liked you on the first board. don't make em hate you on this one.

[DonnyBaseball]

Originally posted by Dozzi
Deadpool noone liked you on the first board. don't make em hate you on this one.


lol. Ya seriously. plus your threads consisted of whinning and talking shit to people who were trying to help you.

[Dr. Dre]

Put it this way deadpool

The whole world was against you and your type in the last forum, and it still is now.

[Dil Knish]

Deadpool

Why don't you consider this to be a new start in more ways than one?

[SATAN!!!]

Originally posted by deadpool
what the fuck you deleted all my threads you piece of crap

i thought you mighta gotten over all this petty shit by now. guess that was a bit too much to ask huh

[Dozzi]

Here's some advice deadpool. Change your name, and don't be a dick. Maybe... just maybe.... people could start to hold the least bit of respect for you.

[Sono_Hitori]

All I know is that Ebaum went the way of every other forum... not sure but I guess this is a much better one? it's got alot of buttons "I likes me some buttons".

-Sono Out-

[TOOL illusion]

LOL "I likes me some buttons"

[Dr. Dre]

Buttons, yeah they're cool I guess, but the best part is the free 1-year subscription to girls gone wild

[deadpool]

I am impressed

at first i was pissed off because all my threads got deleted but after i checked out all the features of this forum, its really pretty good

and for all you punks that still hate me, hahaha good for you

[Dr. Dre]

Originally posted by deadpool


and for all you punks that still hate me, hahaha good for you

Yeah, I'm feeling good...

[Dozzi]

Deadpool man... you bring a tear to my eye. You're unending fountain of humerous bullshit ceases to amaze me. If i could hug you man... if i was there in new york... I wouldn't.

[Sono_Hitori]

Originally posted by Dozzi
If i could hug you man... if i was there in new york... I wouldn't.


That... makes no sense...

-Sono Out-

[deadpool]

dozzi, if you were a monkey i would take your red and burned ass and through you out of my 57th floor window, if you were a banana i would peel you off little by little and watch you suffer from the horrible pain, and if you were a lifeguard wait, you are a lifeguard, so i will have to drown your ass in the yellow river.

if you dont get the picture by now... all i am telling you is stop fucking with me

[Eminem]

hey deadpool...
after all that i heard from here, well.. lets just say i didnt know u liked pie. so anyways.. Eminem here welcoming u back.. i started late in the other forum so u didnt know me but..... what took u soooo long??

[Dozzi]

Sono if i was here to make sense I would. And for everyone's reading pleasure, here is some nice mail i got from deadpool.

This is a message from deadpool at eBaum's World Forum (
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forum/index.php ). The eBaum's World Forum owners cannot accept any
responsibility for the contents of the email.

To email deadpool, you can use this online form:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forum/member.php?action=mailform&userid=28

OR, by email:
mailto:longarrow2001@yahoo.com

This is the message:

u are so gay that it is not funny i am actually horrified of your sense of gayness


you really need to get a life

[Dr. Dre]

Originally posted by deadpool
and if you were a lifeguard wait, you are a lifeguard, so i will have to drown your ass in the yellow river.

That makes no sense whatsoever

[Dozzi]

So what if i'm a lifeguard.

[Sono_Hitori]

I think maybe... just maybe, he means he's going to drown you with his piss? maybe...

-Sono Out-

[Dozzi]

I think he's a gay rapist. all this talk about red asses, bananas, and piss... I dunno.

All this crap posted by THE ALMIGHTY HOMOSEXUAL RAPIST... deadpool:
i would take your red and burned ass
a banana
the yellow river

[Dr. Dre]

Oooooh, deadpool going to deadlifegaurdfrommydrowning piss now. I've seen this before....

[Dozzi]

Swoosh.

http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/misc16.gif

[Dr. Dre]

ebuam should write at the entrance of his forum.

"All funny pictures were already used by T|me_B0mb"

[Sono_Hitori]

yeah... I guess...

-Sono Out-

[Dozzi]

I just have no idea what you said.

Dre Said:
deadpool going to deadlifegaurdfrommydrowning piss now

[Dr. Dre]

Hes changing his name to that

[Eminem]

u guys are all freaking me out....

[Dozzi]

Well then.

[TOOL illusion]

The more that Dozzi uses pictures in his posts, the less funny they are.

To obtain maximum laughter of forum pics, use sparingly not frequently.

[Dozzi]

*note taken.

[Dr. Dre]

True, but atleast they're not a pile of X's like the last forum. That was just disturbing

[Dozzi]

Shutup that was your fault.

[Timebomb]

Hey all!!! So this is the new board? [looks around] Hmm k not bad.


deadpool dont make me pull out the pic.
http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/7788/p/92419_208203788636282311_vl.jpg
Remember wherever you go...ill be there with that pic ready to put you back in your place.:D

[Slayer]

Man ive only been here for like 2days and everybody thinks deadpool is gay(I must agree).

[Dozzi]

Fast learner. you must've passed grade school.

[Eminem]

i did too u know.... pass grade school... so i kno that deadpool is gay.....

[Dozzi]

That's like common sense tho.

[Dr. Dre]

Originally posted by Timebomb
Hey all!!! So this is the new board? [looks around] Hmm k not bad.


deadpool dont make me pull out the pic.
http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/7788/p/92419_208203788636282311_vl.jpg
Remember wherever you go...ill be there with that pic ready to put you back in your place.:D

Sweet, finally, someone who is actually funny!! Bout time you got here, this forum was suffering from stenuous unamusinglyness

[TOOL illusion]

TB! Glad to "see" ya! We missed your sarcasm, welcome home! LOL

[Dozzi]

unamusinglyness?

[Eminem]

dre's a rapper. somr words.. well.. he just makes up

[Dr. Dre]

True dat' poonani

[Eminem]

poonanie?

[Dr. Dre]

Another funny name I made up. It has no meaning

[GOD]

In as much as you guys want to blaze your way to the top of the STATUS pole, be it known that the history on the old forum reflects the true status of the oldtimers. Status, by grandfather clause, as follows...

proff sphincter......... 872 posts
Dil Knish.................. 237 posts
SATAN!!!.................. 726 posts
Tool_Illusion............ 311 posts
GOD......................... 591 posts

Please understand that while I do not put an excessive amount of importance on the number of posts, I do believe that a post should relate substantively to the thread topic. Quality is not indicative of quality. Especially when the posts are so insipid.

History can not be denied.

[Dr. Dre]

Hey GOD. Yes, you caught me digressing a little.
I was just wondering if the

proff sphincter......... 872 posts
Dil Knish.................. 237 posts
SATAN!!!.................. 726 posts
Tool_Illusion............ 311 posts
GOD......................... 591 posts

part was intended for me. Since I was in the last forum also, I know that. I just want to let you know that when you, or sezwot, or anyone else from the last forum posts, I read it the same way as the last forum. Respect remains for you guys, and it may not seem it does to you, but it surely does for me or anyone else from the last forum. Ever since the new forums started, its pretty obvious that a handful of people took a little advantage of them. Its hard enough that we had to start all over. No one wanted to. I just wanted to let you know that, 1 post or 1,000 posts, I still love ya.

[Eminem]

yeh... i agree with dre. for what its worth. u guys are the hall of famers

[TOOL illusion]

Dre, I don't think GOD's post was for you...i think it was mainly directed for Dozzi and Eminem. All those that came in late in the game in old forum and didn't quite get to see the wrath of the senior forum leaders. lol

For those that came late in the game (http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/attack8.gif)

PS I feel like the 5th Fuckiteer!! LOL

[GOD]

Originally posted by Dr. Dre
Hey GOD. Yes, you caught me digressing a little.
I was just wondering if the

proff sphincter......... 872 posts
Dil Knish.................. 237 posts
SATAN!!!.................. 726 posts
Tool_Illusion............ 311 posts
GOD......................... 591 posts

part was intended for me. Since I was in the last forum also, I know that. I just want to let you know that when you, or sezwot, or anyone else from the last forum posts, I read it the same way as the last forum. Respect remains for you guys, and it may not seem it does to you, but it surely does for me or anyone else from the last forum. Ever since the new forums started, its pretty obvious that a handful of people took a little advantage of them. Its hard enough that we had to start all over. No one wanted to. I just wanted to let you know that, 1 post or 1,000 posts, I still love ya.


Oh lordy no, Dr Dre. I was talking to the guys who seem to be in a race to reach 500 posts. My absolute apology if you took it to mean you. You are one of the favs around here. I wish you had been with us during the great war of forumville. Love you too man...

And to you, Miss Tool_Illusion... I don't know about fifth, but I definitely wouldn't go on mission without you sweetheart. You know you are in the circle.

[TOOL illusion]

That's good enough for me!

LOL

[GOD]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
Dre, I don't think GOD's post was for you...i think it was mainly directed for Dozzi and Eminem. All those that came in late in the game in old forum and didn't quite get to see the wrath of the senior forum leaders. lol

For those that came late in the game (http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/attack8.gif)

PS I feel like the 5th Fuckiteer!! LOL


You got that right !

[Dr. Dre]

Ah I see, thanks for settin the records straight GOD. You're definitely one of my favs in this forum, and I knew you didn't think of me that way, I was just a little confused.:)

[GOD]

Patriots RULE ! Yaahhh baby

[Dr. Dre]

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN rrrrrOOOOOF!!

[Sono_Hitori]

I like pie... :confused:


-Sono Out-

[GOD]

Originally posted by Sono_Hitori
I like pie... :confused:


-Sono Out-

little jack horner
sat in a corner
eating his christmas pie.
he stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plumb
and said 'what the fuck is this'?

[TOOL illusion]

LOL!

[Sono_Hitori]

I must say... I laughed at that for a good minute...

-Sono Out-

[deadpool]

damn as i read these posts i noticed you people talking about the old timers in the last forum and i didnt even see my name come up. whats up with that, in the last forum, it was me who brought the interest and the life back into you people, dont you remember all that stuff with satan, sezwot, god, god of fuck, and even timebomb? it was me who started threads that would get hundreds of replies and you newcomers dont even mention me, how could you,


i would normally use bad language but i am too disgusted with you

[Dr. Dre]

Don't you remember how fuckin dumb your posts/threads/replies/everything was? Thats why. I already forgot about donkey...

[Dozzi]

You're not mentioned because you're what is referred to as, in the common vernacular, a fag. Also... well... i dunno yet, but soon.

[newmansowni]

all i know is that deadpool is a pole smoker from way back
and it seam that we are only remembering the vets that brought us fond memory not jerkoffs like you that are nothing better than a case of forum herpes"you hate it like hell but it never goes away" go the fuck away deadpool

[deermaster]

I noticed newmansowni just hops on the bandwagon whenever someone's being tooled upon. He's like the little boy trying to catch up to the lynch mob, but his pants keep falling around his ankles because he's missing his belt, which broke when his father was giving it to him in the tool shed.

[newmansowni]

listen butt pirate the only belt i have is the one i am gonna give you in the mouth... just because you are an assmaster and deserve vicous verbal abuse and i am just the man to give it to you... so step up and take a shot at the title if you dear assmaster

[chris_78660]

i don't think you know what you are getting yourself into newmansowni.......:rolleyes:

[deadpool]

you are absolutely write deermaster, i hate bitches who dont know what the fuck they are talking about and talk shit like a coward ass slut, go eat shit you worthless piece of crap

[Dozzi]

he said write. hee hee hee.

[newmansowni]

it is just too bad these two low foreheads dont know when to quit... i would have a battle of the wits with you guys but i dont fight people that are unarmed... and by the way deadpool you are the only guy i know who can screw a cheerio and not break it... deadpool a.k.a needle dick the bug fucker..."you called down the fury ike... now run you cur and tell the other curs that i'm commin and hells commin with me!!!" and just so you dont feel left out deerraper why dont you play your fav. game... hide and go fuck yourself

[GOD]

This is obviously the first real boiling point in the new forum. Moderation anyone or should we choose up sides and rumble like the real warriors which we know reside in this forum? If the gloves come off you had better have someone on your wing or you'll not last long. How many of you have the peace of mind that comes from knowing that someone has your back... even when you are not around? We know where two of our nieghbors stand. I know where I stand.

[newmansowni]

all i know is that when deerhumper is around i SIT

[deermaster]

Damn right you do, you sit right on GOD's cock 'cause you're his bitch and you do what he tells you to. I think GOD might think he's trying to intimitade me by asserting his dominance in your relationship whenever I'm around. What's all this shit about you guys having eachother's backsides? You know, there's other forums you guys could meet--- There's probably one on the NAMBLA website.
Just because deadpool agreed with me, doesn't mean we're some sort of homo forum fighting team like you two weirdos.

[Timebomb]

Just because deadpool agreed with me, doesn't mean we're some sort of homo forum fighting team like you two weirdos.
Yeah!!!!! (http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/7788/p/171246_2186180403555054730_vl.jpg)

[deermaster]

Goddamn I have a hairy back!

[Dr. Dre]

Originally posted by Timebomb
Yeah!!!!! (http://www.digitalpose.com/mbr/1/7788/p/171246_2186180403555054730_vl.jpg)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH OH MAN I PISSED MY PANTS

[satin]

one deadpool looks like some guy that once lived down the street from me....... spooky:(

[GOD]

Originally posted by deermaster
Damn right you do, you sit right on GOD's cock 'cause you're his bitch and you do what he tells you to. I think GOD might think he's trying to intimitade me by asserting his dominance in your relationship whenever I'm around. What's all this shit about you guys having eachother's backsides? You know, there's other forums you guys could meet--- There's probably one on the NAMBLA website.
Just because deadpool agreed with me, doesn't mean we're some sort of homo forum fighting team like you two weirdos.


Deermaster you are getting boring. Your presumptions once again have borne you out as an idiot. Newmansowni and I have no history or alliance of any kind. Obviously you have no ability to follow a story. Your ceaseless flaming and intimidation is nothing but a nuisance on this forum. Nobody gives a fuck what you think. No, replying to you does not mean I give a damn. If you want a fight then let's get it on... but in the end you will realize that you are alone in this place.

[deadpool]

January 9, 2003



Unknown Person(s) with an alias name of GOD, Timebomb, Satan
Location: UNKNOWN

Dear GOD, Timebomb, Satan

As I come to the realization and to the conclusion about you all, I really would like to think in retrospect a little bit. In the previous chat or forum, we had quite a bit of quarrel, but as time progressed we came to an agreement, as I remember you all and I were not too hostile towards each other in our words.

However, as I look back to the previous series of situations and events, you all were a very angry, bitter, and overall inhumane persons towards me, and I want to let you know that I don't appreciate that. Therefore the next part of this letter will address how I feel as a person towards all of you.

You all are assholes, motherfuckers, pieces of shit, worthless bastards, and overall cunt sucking, ass licking, aids infected, loser, fags! On the other hand of my little retrospect, you all are and always will be unneccesary, inconvienent slobs.

Cordially yours



Deadpool
Forum Member

dp

[gibridehome]

so is that the last of deadpool?

[satin]

yeah i think you scard him off by being such an ass hole gibridehome thank alot jerk

[Dozzi]

[QUOTE]Originally Said by Deadpool

Therefore the next part of this letter will address how I feel as a person towards all of you.

You all are assholes, motherfuckers, pieces of shit, worthless bastards, and overall cunt sucking, ass licking, aids infected, loser, fags! On the other hand of my little retrospect, you all are and always will be unneccesary, inconvienent slobs

that was funny as hell. I mean i thought something productive was going to come out of your post. but then the good ol' deadpool came out and reared it's ugly head for the 11th time.

[gibridehome]

Originally posted by satin
yeah i think you scard him off by being such an ass hole gibridehome thank alot jerk


bwaahahahaha my evil plan worked... and you're next

[gaz_berotten]

If ebaum has deleted your thread get over it. He has a very good reason to he is the admin. Damn idiots on here

[Magna]

Dozzi, what did you think would happen when you created this topic? I honestly would like to know.</no sarcasm>

[Dozzi]

I didn't make it. deadpool did. about 8 months ago too... why the fuck did someone reply 6 months after the last post.

[TOOL illusion]

Ummmmm............... (http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/misc46.jpg)

[disturbed2]

Originally posted by gaz_berotten
If ebaum has deleted your thread get over it. He has a very good reason to he is the admin. Damn idiots on here
damn idiots? u r the idiot for brining back an old thread moron!

[Kanism]

Originally posted by disturbed2
damn idiots? u r the idiot for brining back an old thread moron! I find it funny that when I bring back the oldest threads on the boards, not a damn person said a damn thing about it...why?

[Arachnid]

'Cause you're the great and powerful Kanism!
The man behind the curtain!
Doer of no wrong!

Man, I'm fulla shit.:D

[St3ve]

Originally posted by deadpool
what the fuck you deleted all my threads you piece of crap

You're saying this like he really gives a shit what you say, eh?

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by Kanism
I find it funny that when I bring back the oldest threads on the boards, not a damn person said a damn thing about it...why?
Because you have such a big CAWK.........there I said it. Let the truth beknown to all!!!