30 Reasons Why Eminem is Bad for Music.

[Mr. Pelicula]

Hope this isn't a repost.

Found this (http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/eminem50.html) a while ago, thought someone here would like it.

[JarOfFlies]

Not to mention he killed "Dream On" by Aerosmith.

[MrSlippyFist]

haha thats some funny shit. "When played backwards, several of Eminem's songs reveal curse words, including several instances of the word cr*p." whoever made this is funny as hell

[MusicIsDead]

Yeah I hate to break it to you, but I think that site is joking :eek:

[CheeseMonkeys]

I think it's horrible for a white person to rap... they just suck at it...
*cough wigger cough*

[Mr. Pelicula]

My favorite part:

"In Closet Eminem proudly declares, 'I got skeletons in my closet.' It is widely thought by me that this is the skeleton of Tupac Shakur."

[Ray]

The person who wrote that obviously hasn't listened to eminems songs properly. He says that he refers to hayley as his mother, and his cock. But it's not, it's his daughter

[slipknot666]

"Eminem repeatedly brags about his criminal background, even stating in one early song that he would "rock the mic like a vandal." Is this the role model you want for your children?"

Nice Vanilla Ice reference :D

[MegaSuperdude]

Why isn't he in jail? Part 3

Eminem's song from a few years ago, Cop Killer, encouraged violence against police and is considered one of the ugliest pieces of music ever written.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ice T do that song?

Those were some pretty crappy lies though, anyone can see through them.

[slipknot666]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ice T do that song?

Those were some pretty crappy lies though, anyone can see through them.
i think the point of the site to compare him to other rappers who suck.

[JordanSauce]

I think that everyone has their own opinions, but really, whot the fuck cares?
Let people listen to what they like, you dont have to make gay comments like "LolZZzZz j00 cant spell teh rap wifout krap LLOZOZLZOOZL"
Thats just gay.

I think it's horrible for a white person to rap... they just suck at it...
*cough wigger cough*
And your just like every other asshole throwing out stereotypes like that, eminem is fucking amazing when it comes to freestyling, better than tons of black rappers, that doesnt matter.

[CheeseMonkeys]

I think that everyone has their own opinions, but really, whot the fuck cares?
Let people listen to what they like, you dont have to make gay comments like "LolZZzZz j00 cant spell teh rap wifout krap LLOZOZLZOOZL"
Thats just gay.


And your just like every other asshole throwing out stereotypes like that, eminem is fucking amazing when it comes to freestyling, better than tons of black rappers, that doesnt matter.

Thanks h0tsauce... Your a very nice person... Like you said " I think that everyone has their own opinions." And that was mine. I hate rap music. I hate Eminem who the fuck cares... Well i guess im sorry if affended you :insane:

[Big Van Vader]

I got the only reason needed right here, Cuz he sucks and has a really annoying voice.

Anyone who likes Eminem has got to have some kind of hearing problem, the guy is painful to listen to, prob the worst "singer/vocalist/whatever a rapper is doing when he blabbers on like a dipshit" of all time.

[Mount_Happy]

"singer/vocalist/whatever
No rapper can really justly be called a "singer" because the majority of them dont "sing". Singing's biggest component is having range of voice, something most rappers lack.

either way Eminem sucks.

[MalYoung]

I found that to be quite hillarious, kind of like Maddox, but instead his hatred is towards one person

[JordanSauce]

Thanks h0tsauce... Your a very nice person... Like you said " I think that everyone has their own opinions." And that was mine. I hate rap music. I hate Eminem who the fuck cares... Well i guess im sorry if affended you :insane:
No, you didnt offend me, I just think its gay that you and every other person like you have to comment about how rap is garbage, etc, people like what they like, deal with it, instead of crying like a little pussy about it.

[Mount_Happy]

you dont have to make gay comments
Thats just gay.
I just think its gay

you must be a true Eminem fan considering everything negative you associate with the word "gay"

[Incoheria]

The person who wrote that obviously hasn't listened to eminems songs properly. He says that he refers to hayley as his mother, and his cock. But it's not, it's his daughter

Wow. Some people just dont "get it".

[Kazimierz]

Eminem is bad for music because he makes almost every other rapper look bad.

[Profanity]

[QUOTE=h0tsauce123]I think that everyone has their own opinions, but really, whot the fuck cares?
Let people listen to what they like, you dont have to make gay comments like "LolZZzZz j00 cant spell teh rap wifout krap LLOZOZLZOOZL"
Thats just gay.

- Amen.. to that. To each his own. ;)

[JordanSauce]

you must be a true Eminem fan considering everything negative you associate with the word "gay"
Ahaha, i didnt notice how many times i said gay... anyways, im not an eminem fan actually, i just was saying that because people always comment about rap in general, and judge it all but then whine when someone puts down a band/singer they like.

[CheeseMonkeys]

No, you didnt offend me, I just think its gay that you and every other person like you have to comment about how rap is garbage, etc, people like what they like, deal with it, instead of crying like a little pussy about it.

Wasn't crying about it but who cares? Thats just me, i don't like rap that much... You may like it more then me and there's no problem with that... Next time ill say it more politley I guess, so people won't get mad at me.

[Skinny]

Well, that was thoroughly enjoyable, unlike Eminem's new album.

[JarOfFlies]

Eminem is bad for music because he makes almost every other rapper look bad.

Or that he can't sing or play a musical instrument. Or maybe he can't make a song with swearing in it?

[Joe the show]

It is widely thought that the aforementioned Golem went on to become Andrew W.K.

LOL!!

this must be a fucking joke :lol:

[tophizzle]

LOL!!

this must be a fucking joke :lol:

Good job, Joe, where did you get those brilliant deduction skills? Detective school? I wish I had a way with logic like you Mr. Show.

[Blue Mercury]

Bah, Eminem didn't do "Hot in here" ;)

[ScottPurcell]

Eminem sucks. Rap is really gay.. except like old school rap... like NWA and Cypress Hill

[ypsidan04]

Sexism

Women are nothing but mindless receptacles for sex in Eminem's world, as evidenced by his current hit Hot in Here where he issues these commands: "It's getting hot in here... so take off all your clothes." In the chorus a female voice responds in submission, "I'm gonna take my clothes off." A terrifying look into a misogynist fantasy

This idiot is not serious... :insane: I guess any rap song he doesn't like, he'll just say that Eminem did it, whether that's true or not, so more people will agree with him. :rolleyes:

The backwards mask

When played backwards, several of Eminem's songs reveal curse words, including several instances of the word cr*p.

Coincidence. I maintain that people cannot manufacture reverse messages in songs. If it's discovered, then someone has too much time on their hands. No one is satanic, or a Hitler worshipper. And if they were, they wouldn't let it get out that easily.

Is this the role model you want for your children?

Oh, and Britney Spears is a better model?

(which sources tell me is a reference to the supposed length of Eminem's penis)

(his mother being Michigan Senator Wilma Shady) and to his father (Leave it to Beaver star Jerry Mathers).

He's not funny either.


This guy is :insane:

[Skinny]

This idiot is not serious... :insane: I guess any rap song he doesn't like, he'll just say that Eminem did it, whether that's true or not, so more people will agree with him. :rolleyes:
You mean you haven't realized that this is a joke yet...?

[Mr. Pelicula]

You mean you haven't realized that this is a joke yet...?

That's what I've been thinking.

I guess it's all these Eminem fanatics that think he's the greatest thing to happen to rap since microphones...

The article is a joke, people and seeing as how so many fans are upset, it's a damn good one.

[Jermace]

Read between the lines, part 2

If you listen closely to Without Me Eminem threatens another man that "you could get your ass kicked." At best this is a reference to vindictive animal cruelty, at worst it's a curse word and should not be allowed in music. If you interpret it as the latter, replace the "a" above with an asterisk.


right there tell you this fool who wrote it doesnt know what he is talking about..

[XxMASTARRONxX]

Or that he can't sing or play a musical instrument. Or maybe he can't make a song with swearing in it?

Rap is not about being able to play an instrument...

Eminem was one of the best rappers, and his underground unreleased stuff is really good, much better then most rappers.

[Ray]

Wow. Some people just dont "get it".
Get what? What is there to get. If he's trying to be funny it really isn't working. Difference between maddox and this guy is that maddox has structure and proof to what he complains about. This guy is just making stuff up so that he looks funny. I am not that dumb and simple to find it funny. Unlike you.