why lance armstrong always wins

[modestdarkness]

well he only has one testicle. lol but seriously that must be a huge advantage. dont take me wrong he trains really hard and i dont kno anyone else who deserves it more than him.

[countwake]

WOW! Great Post! :(

[poopchow]

well he only has one testicle. lol but seriously that must be a huge advantage. dont take me wrong he trains really hard and i dont kno anyone else who deserves it more than him.


Lance wins because he deserves to? What the fuck does that mean. Die in your sleep.

[56Bulldogs]

well he only has one testicle. lol but seriously that must be a huge advantage. dont take me wrong he trains really hard and i dont kno anyone else who deserves it more than him.

Lance wins because he has incredible drive and is totally dedicated to his sport, not because he has one testicle.

[modestdarkness]

... it has to have somewat of an advantage cuz those seats sure are uncomfortable and do start to hurt the little ones after awhile. and like i said in my first post he deserves to win because he trains hard and has great endurance. well heres the math 2 ball on a uncomfortable seat 100 % pain 1 ball on and uncomfortable seat 50% pain.

[wils0646]

... it has to have somewat of an advantage cuz those seats sure are uncomfortable and do start to hurt the little ones after awhile. and like i said in my first post he deserves to win because he trains hard and has great endurance. well heres the math 2 ball on a uncomfortable seat 100 % pain 1 ball on and uncomfortable seat 50% pain.

Wow...

Guess what...Lance won when he had 2 balls. What the hell are you even talking about? Why make a thread saying this?

[Devastation]

Lance Armstrong wins because he is American, not a French pussy in bicycle shorts.


;)

[JerkyMyTurky]

Warning! Please, do not feed the wild idiots!

[modestdarkness]

I g0T 0wNz0r3|)

[Henkie]

Lance Armstrong is not dedicated to his sport, he's dedicated to himself and the Tour de France, he hardly rides any other tours, he isn't a 'pretty' rider and not very compassionate. But still it's quite something he's managed and I guess you just have to respect him for it...

[Blue Mercury]

Thou hath not so much brain as ear wax. - Shakespeare

[Mike From The D]

He wins because of the Juice.

[UltimateFIEND78]

I g0T 0wNz0r3|)

Yea you did. Having one ball has no advantage. He wins because he tries hard and deserves it. Too bad that this year will be his last. Now like poopchow said, go die in your sleep

[Big Van Vader]

Lance Armstrong wins because he is American, not a French pussy in bicycle shorts.


;)

YEP! AMerica is the best, no matter what you pussy subhuman foreigners say.

[tophizzle]

He wins because of his secret.

I know his secret. It starts with g and ends in oat milk.

[Chewy]

Wow...

Guess what...Lance won when he had 2 balls. Yeah but he's only half the man he used to be. ;)

[Articles]

This thread sucks.

[Devastation]

This thread sucks.
Yes, for once there is a thread stupider than yours.

[Chewy]

You guys think the Lance will have the ball to try to win again next year?
If he tries I think he's flat out nut. I wouldn't say that to his face I hear he's a little testie.

[Devastation]

It depends Chewy, is his nut hanging to the left or the right?

[ctrac]

Lance wins because he has an advantage over everyone else.

How many bicyclers can say they have survived cancer??

Anyone.

I got one...Lance can.

[k_tull88]

I got one...

So does Lance Armstrong... Ba-ZING!

But seriously, how is being able to say you survived cancer an advantage over other bicyclists?

[ctrac]

So does Lance Armstrong... Ba-ZING!

But seriously, how is being able to say you survived cancer an advantage over other bicyclists?
its gives him confidence and makes him think anything is possible.
not many people survive cancer.
So it gets him determined to full fill his life and not take anything for granted.

[modestdarkness]

out of all people who should know how many balls i have it should be me. and i have 2. i just did my daily testicular check.

[tophizzle]

out of all people who should know how many balls i have it should be me. and i have 2. i just did my daily testicular check.

How can you check your balls if they haven't dropped yet?

[modestdarkness]

i dont know where your getting your information. but im pretty sure they dropped already. and trust me i would know. o yah and i would be glad to die in my sleep. its the best way to die in peace.

[piggyman18]

Alright children. I am here to clear up this mess, so get out a pen and paper to take some notes. Lance Armstrong always wins because he is such a fucking beast. He does not take steroids. He has no advantage with lack of testicles. He is just fucking amazing. Michael Jordan dominated basketball just as Lance does cycling, but nobody suspects him of taking steroids.

[modestdarkness]

he still has one testie...

[piggyman18]

he still has one testie...

One>None.....

[Devastation]

he still has one testie...
I once fought for two days straight with an arrow in my testicle.
In other words, quit your bitchin'.

[modestdarkness]

one is better than none. and 3 > 2 thank you god...

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