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[Viet Era Marine]

Politicians are like nappies
(diapers for our North American friends).

They both need changing regularly
and for the very same reason.

[Eminem]

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

[skater910]

I could've been your father, but the dog beat me over the fence.

[BlUe_MoNdAy]

I was so poor growing up, that if i hadnt been born a boy, id have nuthing to play with

[String Bean]

It's a good thing we don't receive all the government we pay for.

[Thibis]

For us Canadians:

Welcome to Ontario, where you can marry a fag but you can't smoke one.

[TheExtortionist]

What do atheists scream when they cum?

[ryankj]

Excuse me miss, but does this wet rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Boo Duh!]

if you eat grapefruit for ten days you start to want pineapple

[something new]

Im resurrecting this thread...


I have a kid now.... well, at least until his parents come up with the ransom

[rolo]

What's black and blue and doesn't like to fuck?



The bitch in my trunk.

[at0mic88]

I would have been your father but the guy in front of me had exact change