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Dork1102
05-13-2005, 08:05 PM
Q. what do michel jackson and a x-box have in common?

A. they are both plastic and little kids turn them on!

lol sorry to all u m.j. fans out there i just really like that joke!
Big Van Vader
05-13-2005, 11:08 PM
That was an incredibly shitty joke.

Why does Jackson like twenty-seven year olds.

Cuz theres 20 of em.
Frostdaddy
05-13-2005, 11:09 PM
How are McDonald's and MJ alike?
40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

*BADUM-tish.......*
Dork1102
05-13-2005, 11:27 PM
lol, i like mine more! any who i didnt get that one...ummm...now i dont member!
Dork1102
05-13-2005, 11:28 PM
That was an incredibly shitty joke.

Why does Jackson like twenty-seven year olds.

Cuz theres 20 of em.

i dont get it!
Big Van Vader
05-13-2005, 11:39 PM
Wow, you must be some dumbass.
Dork1102
05-14-2005, 11:13 AM
Wow, you must be some dumbass.
i get it now, he likes 7 year olds! sorry i have a lot of blond moments!!
291099001
05-14-2005, 11:50 AM
Twenty 7 year olds = there is 20 7 year olds.

Here's a snappy chart.

[] - A 7 year old.

()/ - Micheal Jackson with a boner.

[][][][][]
[][][][][]
[][][][][] \()
[][][][][]

As you can now clearly see, there is Twenty people in that chart. And they are also seven years old! You can also see Jacko's boner as he looks at them, probably having dirty thoughts that I shall not be going into right now.


Well this has been fun.
Dork1102
05-14-2005, 11:54 AM
lol, i got it, sorry for my blond moments though, they come every so often!
chickenlips
05-24-2005, 12:09 PM
Michael Jackson has denied the rumours being spread by 'Posh' that she had an affair with him to get her own back on 'Becks'.
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Jackson says he was in Brooklyn at the time!!!
lowrider514
06-08-2005, 07:32 PM
Why does Michael Jackson Like A&W?

2 teens for only 5 bucks :icon_rofl
SoulS Sword
06-08-2005, 07:35 PM
^HAHAHA! :icon_rofl
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.....i dont get it. :wtf:
strikeandburn
06-11-2005, 01:18 AM
what do mickey mouse and micheal jackson have in common?
They both wear a glove on one hand.
They both have there own theme park.
They both love kids.
They both have black bodies and a white face.
SoulS Sword
06-11-2005, 08:36 AM
^wow, good one...no, really. :D
bobzdude
06-12-2005, 04:12 AM
i get it now, he likes 7 year olds! sorry i have a lot of blond moments!!

"7"... that my IQ!
refoops
06-12-2005, 05:12 AM
Yea, I can tell you have a lot of "blond" moments. IT IS SPELLED "BLONDE" YOU COCK SUCKING DUMBASS! :insane:



YOU GOT OWNED BITCH! :bang:

Why aren't you banned yet?
stevib
06-12-2005, 06:09 AM
thomas mesarue an mike jackson are bored in teh hotel room the day before court. so , MJ decides hes gonna get a vid to watch from blockbuster, but he cant decide which one.

thomas mesarue goes , " how about we get aladdin?"

mj goes " You cheeky fuck, im in enough shit as it is"
The Raven
06-12-2005, 08:30 AM
^i dont get it. whats wrong with alladin?
WizeNclever_09
06-14-2005, 01:11 PM
Q. what do michel jackson and a x-box have in common?

A. they are both plastic and little kids turn them on!

lol sorry to all u m.j. fans out there i just really like that joke!


lol thatz funny even though I don't have anything against him.
Zeke kenjji
06-14-2005, 01:51 PM
He is inoocent... these jokes are lies... I believed him in all along...
plokhoe
06-14-2005, 03:09 PM
michael was stancing on the beach next to a women sunbathing..... she turned to him and said "please get out of my son"