Score With HOT Babes - Worlds 20 Greatest Pickup Lines

[hosey]

Guys, having an arsenal of clever pickup lines at your disposal is the key to success with women. And here, from our panel of 12 swinging bachelors from across America, are the greatest pickup lines ever! "Break the ice with one of these surefire lines and you'll score with even the most stuck-up chick," declares Los Angeles panel member Chip Gogdins, whose bedpost boasts 1,250 notches.

Here are the 20 best:

1. If I told you that you have the world's greatest body, would you hold it against me.

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

3. How about you sit on my lap and we see what pops up?

4. You must be a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over you.

5. Say, that's a nice skirt. Can I talk you out of it?

6. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

7. You must have a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them.

8. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

9. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

10. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?

11. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

12. My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.

13. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

14. That outfit is great -- and it would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

15. Your daddy must be a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

16. (Looking at her shirt label) Just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

17. Have you lost your virginity? (Girl: Yes.) Well, can I have the box it came in?

18. This bar sure is a meat market -- and you're the filet mignon.

19. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

20. Do you sleep on your stomach? (Girl: No.) Can I?

[Big Van Vader]

Pretty fricken stupidass thread.

Heres my pickup line, "youre coming home with me bitch whether you like it or not". It works everytime, but that might be a result of the knife im holding when i say it.

[grasica]

My friend Holly and a few other people that sit near me in soanish were talking, and Holly somehow got onto pickup lines and said this:

If you were in a fishbowl, I'd tap that.

[Spank666]

You made a list of the 20 best pickup lines without adding in the best line ever? Thats just disgraceful.

"Does this wet rag smell like chlorform to you?"

[icantfightback]

Without sacasm this one really does belong on there

Guy: Did you grow up on a rooster farm?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Cause u sure know how to raise cocks

[Crdwiz32]

I think that this is a better vertion of #17 (but one that only works for younger guys)-

You - Have you lost your virginity
Her - Yes
You - Don't worry, I'll give you mine

[Acidbath86]

My friend mentioned this one to me a while back

You - I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

[ThatO'malleyGuy]

I think I can recall Quagmire saying half of those.

[fanatix]

here's mine
Did you fart?
Cause you blew me away!

:lol:

[Sirius B]

You:"Did it hurt?"
She:"Did what hurt?"
You:"When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?"


You:"If you were yoghurt, would your fruit be at the bottom or stirrrrrrred?"

That's all I could think of right now...

Oh wait:

Ask a girl if she would like to dance, if she says yes, you say:"Good than I can sit there." Not a pick up line I know, but still funny.

[unearth]

Guy: Did you grow up on a rooster farm?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Cause u sure know how to raise cocks

I have to admit this one made me laugh pretty hard.

[XxMASTARRONxX]

Without sacasm this one really does belong on there

Guy: Did you grow up on a rooster farm?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Cause u sure know how to raise cocks

Best one yet, that was hilarious. When me and my friends are boerd in school, we spit the corniest lines to girls.

If I were a bugger, would you pick me?
--
you-Are your parents retarted?
girl- No, why?
you- Because you are a very special girl.
--
I got more, but thats enough for now.

[icantfightback]

I have to admit this one made me laugh pretty hard.


haha i actually tried it the first day i heard it and it made the girl laugh pretty hard but she still wouldn't go out with me tho...we're still friends now and i had neva talked to her before so thats cool...haha i dare someone to try that and like have a friend film it...that would be Grrrrrrreat

[Polkovnik]

Wow yeah, saying something will totaly make the girl horny for you.

[CrazY AsianZ]

Hot Pick Up Lines, never work, but if your one sly mother...your lucky, anyways good pick up lines! :D

[YayGirMyStir]

I like. Smile if you will have sex with me. (they always smile) or.. I like your heine.. i wanna be friends with it. (from anchor man, works a charm if shes drinking heineken) :P

[gigatonblast]

Q: Are you from Tennessee ?
A: No
Q: Really...Cuz you're the only 10 I see.

Fuck me if I'm wrong....But isnt your name Gretchen ?

[SoulS Sword]

HAHA! i tried #12 on a girl! :shuffle: W00t. worked. :D

[twiztid one]

You made a list of the 20 best pickup lines without adding in the best line ever? Thats just disgraceful.

"Does this wet rag smell like chlorform to you?"



that has to be the best one i have ever heard

[refoops]

HAHA! i tried #12 on a girl! :shuffle: W00t. worked. :D

Plastic dolls don't count as girls

[Ulic]

Your left legs Christmas, your right legs New Years...I want to see you in between the holidays...

[dj TASO]

Were your parents assholes? Cuz you're the shit!

Is your dad a thief? Cuz he stole the sparkle from stars and put them in your eyes.

I knew a bunch more but I forgot most of them..

[bmotds]

(say it like sean connery, it sounds better) "The word of the day is legs...lets take you home...and spread the word

[Polkovnik]

If I told you that you have the world's greatest body, would you hold it against me.


OMG U R SO SEXI I CANT RESIST U that one line made me so hot for you! it's that simple to have sex wioth a girl just say a line like that!



..........

[SilverEyez]

Guy: Do you have any <insert ethnicity here, i.e. Jewish> in you?

Girl: No, I don't think so.

Guy: Want some?

[Wu-tang]

Judaism is a religion not a race dumbass...
/slap

[IceCold Killa91]

Aight, i got one. Baby, your daddy must've been a trumpet player, cause he sure is makin' me horny!

[russian]

ok ok i got one. shit let me thinjk i forgot, oh yea... here it goes:

"Hey baby, i got the F the C the K, all i need is U"

hahha get it get it get it??

[voopoo18]

12. My magic watch tells me you don't have on panties. (Girl: But I AM wearing panties.) Oh, it must be running an hour fast.

lol ill try that then Ill get punched in the face.............................worst pick up lines ever

[voopoo18]

Aight, i got one. Baby, your daddy must've been a trumpet player, cause he sure is makin' me horny!

sry about the double post but r u sure your not gay?

[Eat Kids]

Have you ever been in space clothes??
Because your ass is out of this world!!

[blinkie]

My favorites are "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
and (lick your finger, touch their shirt), "Let's get you outta those wet clothes"
Some "cute" ones are "If I followed you home, would you keep me?" and "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" I also think "My name isn't fred flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock" and "Do you believe in love at first sight" they say no you say "then let me walk back in the room" are funny. The worst one I ever heard was "lets go make love on a lawn like a couple of crazed weasels"

[FsB_BeN]

if u were a booger, i'd pick u first.

[cr0p]

They only work on the sluttiest ones ej..
A good conversation is probably the best.

Also, the gys bed count is 1250, but he'll probably tried 25000 times or more.

But i like "i lost my fpfonenumber, can i have yours?" for some way :p

[SmilY_ToiletT]

"" OMG !! w00t ! you look like real pr0n !! ""

pick up lines for nerdz :p