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PARR
05-15-2005, 03:03 AM
Whos there ?
Madam
Madam Who ?
MADAM FOOTS STUCK IN THE DOOR!

Tell that joke to anyone and use a good voice for the last line and I guarenty you will get a chuckle from them, no one can resist. :D

How do you get 50 Ethiopians into a phone booth ?

Chuck a tin of beans in it.

How do you get them out again ?

Run past with a tin opener.

xD Im oot
Solid Snake
05-15-2005, 03:06 AM
How many many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 2 to throw feces at each other.
291099001
05-15-2005, 03:14 AM
How many gay giraffes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2...
tophizzle
05-15-2005, 05:09 AM
Ummm....yeah (http://img230.echo.cx/img230/1482/hitlerjoke5ue.gif)
Manhoe
05-16-2005, 12:06 AM
Ummm....yeah (http://img230.echo.cx/img230/1482/hitlerjoke5ue.gif)

ahaha you frazed : ummmmmm yeah:it so amazing u are a god amungst humor
MegaSuperdude
05-16-2005, 06:02 PM
How many many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 2 to throw feces at each other.
Ouch, you really killed that joke.
daveo the great
05-17-2005, 02:14 AM
How many many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 2 to throw feces at each other.

its dirty stinkin' apes, you n00bish fucknut. go to hell for that atrocity against family guy.
Sirius B
05-17-2005, 11:25 AM
How many gay giraffes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2...
I don't get it.
String Bean
05-19-2005, 03:55 PM
Why are there no movie theaters in Ethiopia?

Because they can't keep the seat down....
XxMASTARRONxX
05-19-2005, 07:34 PM
This thread got the worst jokes possible, other then the Hitler .GIF.