So I'm doing stand up. . .

[ThatO'malleyGuy]

I'm doing stand up for the first time at this local comedy club, so I thought I'd share a joke with you guys.

I got a question, Micheal Jackson is one of the richest people, in america, and with all the plastic surgery going around, how the hell is his the only one falling off? He's one rich son of a bitch and he has to use back alley surgeons or something? damn. I turn the news on, people talking how Micheal jacksons nose fell the fuck off, it fell the fuck off, what the hell, you never see that with anyone else, like ya never turn on the news and see, "Today, on the set of her new video, Britney Spears breasts fell off -_-. . .

[Shiznit93]

Lol :lol:
Yeah, they're gonna love ya'....

[Blue Mercury]

I'm sure some people would find it funny (Above), but i don't. Mainly because it's a Wacko Jacko joke, and i'm sick of em.

[ThatO'malleyGuy]

Lol :lol:
Yeah, they're gonna love ya'....

Thanks, and ye, in a room full of drunk people who will pretty much laugh if a hippie walked on stage I'm sure I'll do just fine.

[venslow]

I'm sure you will do well if you crack jokes on Jennifer Wilbanks. Michael Jackson seems to be old news.

[countwake]

That was actually a pretty funny joke!

[Henkie]

There's actually a good reason for his nose falling of: he's a voudou-believer and wants to look like one of their death-gods. True story, some expert on voudou-religion was telling this in one of the best newspapers of Holland.