Etiquette Class

[ypsidan04]

> Etiquette Class:
>
> During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
> students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
> prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the
> toilet, what would you say to her?"
>
> Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."
>
> The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
>
> Johnny replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
>
> The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet'
> during a meal, is unpleasant."
>
> And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go
> shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce
> to you after dinner."
>
> The teacher passed out.