Cheating joke

[doorknobopener]

Hope you guys find this funny, and it never happens to you

Bill and Zack are best friends and in the same chemisrty class at the University of Alabama. They were so confident going into the finals that two days before them, they decide to go the University of Tennessee and party.

They had a great time but got drunk , and overslept, and didn't make it back to Alabama in time for the exam.

Rather then take the final, they found their profesor afterward to explain what happened. They told him that the went to University of Tennesse for the weekend and come back in time to study. But they had a flat tire on the way back and diddn't have a spare, and it took a long time to get help, so they got to the campus late. The prof. thought this over and allowed them to make it up the next day. They were relived. They studied all night and the next morning they went to take the exam. The profesor put them in seperate rooms, and gave them their test booklets and told them to begin

They looked at the first question at it was '' what two elements make water?'' ''Cool'' they thought ''this is going to be easy.

They did the problem and flipped over the page Question #2 was ''Which tire?'' (95 pionts)

[Acidbath86]

Heh, sucks for them :D . Pretty funny man :lol:

[daveo the great]

heard it before in a slightly different set up... funny, but not plausable. if you are gunna lie to a proffessor like that, you make up a good SOLID excuse. a flat tire wont delay like that, youd get towed to a nearby gas station and repair/buy a new one. car got stolen, thats more likely, though possible problems with police report, etc. car got impounded, bingo! the car got impounded, and you had to take a greyhound... however the only bus available was too late.... just make sure both liars involved know all the details...


edit: also if i did get into that mess on the test i would put "i dont remember, but it was the one right near where i was sitting, cuz i heard it pop.... i was somewhat asleep at the time... but was awoken by the pop."

then if the other person puts right-back, or left back or right front it works... if he puts driver's possibly say afterwords "its an english car" or, it was on long open highway, cruise control was on....