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Smoothy
05-20-2005, 08:53 PM
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm
I dont know what to think on this one.
Devastation
05-20-2005, 08:56 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or be angry.
jn_powell
05-20-2005, 08:56 PM
The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
Nice. And some of you thought UFC was rough.
Stanky105
05-20-2005, 08:59 PM
What the hell were they thinking? A man like Bob Sapp has a chance at defeating 42 midgets, did they honestly think they could do anything against a lion?
LOL, fucking awesome...I would definatly pay to see this event.
I saw this on a thread somewhere before. Someone proved it was fake, but i can't remember how.
Oh well. At least the midgets weren't trying to convert the lion to their religion.
N00N00
05-20-2005, 09:02 PM
Nice story...
.. pity it's fake :p
camilo
05-20-2005, 09:24 PM
I would pay for watch 42 disarmed hunters fight against a lion.
Do they feel powerful with their guns? let me see if they are man enough to fight in this way,
jn_powell
05-20-2005, 09:32 PM
I would pay for watch 42 disarmed hunters fight against a lion.
Do they feel powerful with their guns? let me see if they are man enough to fight in this way,
Now the problem here is that humans are superior creatures because we have the brains and the thumbs to design weapons so that we don't have to hunt with our hands.
Devastation
05-20-2005, 09:33 PM
I would pay for watch 42 disarmed hunters fight against a lion.
Do they feel powerful with their guns? let me see if they are man enough to fight in this way,
You god-damn anti-hunters get on my nerves.
j.elohim
05-20-2005, 09:43 PM
Yep, definitely fake. But that would have been one hell of a story!
lord_mugatu
05-20-2005, 11:12 PM
I suspect that George Carlin will be all over this shit soon. :D
Are you kidding? This isnt fake....
Kazimierz
05-21-2005, 03:19 AM
I saw this on a thread somewhere before. Someone proved it was fake, but i can't remember how.
Are you new to the interweb? Or did you just assume that "http://www.newturfers.com/", the "Ultimate Rolex Forum" was hosting BBC news reports?
jn_powell
05-21-2005, 12:19 PM
Are you new to the interweb? Or did you just assume that "http://www.newturfers.com/", the "Ultimate Rolex Forum" was hosting BBC news reports?
I really need to start paying attention to that shit before I respond to something posted here. I need to quit believing that people would verify a story before posting it. :banghead:
salsa_shark
05-21-2005, 01:05 PM
Wow, this story is all over the intraweb. I googled Kâmpóng Chhnãng because I wasn't sure if it was actually a real place and almost every result I got was a different webpage with this story on it. Googling it without the accents (just Kampong Chhnang) shows that it is in fact part of Cambodia.
What a bizarre story, though.
gigatonblast
05-21-2005, 01:45 PM
^ Care to post some links my dear ?
42 mentally challenged midgets all gathered to take on a big kitty .... :icon_rofl
Somehow I'm having a difficult time picturing this whole scenario.
salsa_shark
05-21-2005, 02:13 PM
^ Care to post some links my dear ?
One (http://www.dinoperelli.com/pages/newsletter%20links/news%20page.htm)
Two (http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/lionvsmidgets.htm)
Three (http://www.geocities.com/tazidevil/BBC_NEWS_World_Lion_Mutilates_42_Midgets.html)
Four (http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/107441.html)
Five (http://www.freexe.com/files/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm)
A lot of the links that people used as sources are dead now, but tons (http://www.yourbikesucks.com/2005/05/cambodian-midget-fighting-league.html) of (http://www.stevelin.net/archives/00000172.html) people (http://porktornado.diaryland.com/lionmidget.html) have (http://zablog.com/index.php/2005/05/18/lion_mutilates_42_midgets_in_cambodian_r) posted (http://libertyblog.com/archives/006054.html#006054) it (http://www.wetwired.org/2005/05/one-african-lion-28-army-of-midgets-0.php) in (http://www.scurry.org/~steve/2005/05/death-to-midgets-dang.html) blogs. (http://jamesshirley.com/blog/?p=518)
Here (http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/) is an explanation of the article.
Look, it's even on Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp) already.
Where's jn_powell? I need him to steal aeNeo's Google certificate for me. ;)
gigatonblast
05-21-2005, 02:21 PM
Last updated: 21 May 2005
Wow! They are getting better with each passing day !
XxMASTARRONxX
05-21-2005, 02:27 PM
I know it is fake, but I like to believe that it is real.
Therefore, I wish cameras were allowed so we could of viewed the bloody massacre by the elite lion.
grasica
05-21-2005, 02:46 PM
I just love the title:
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
It's so hilarious, yet pitiful sounding.
I know it is fake, but I like to believe that it is real.
Therefore, I wish cameras were allowed so we could of viewed the bloody massacre by the elite lion.
It would be like wrestling: you already know what's gonna happen, but you like to watch anyway.
Smoothy
05-21-2005, 11:12 PM
The best part of the article is
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
CMFL = Cambodian Midget Fighting League :icon_rofl
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