harmlessbunny
05-24-2005, 08:02 AM
you might be a redneck jedi if...
You've heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the
windows.
Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
You got some of these crazy pranks and gags; fake bullet holes and fake
lotto winning tickets, smashed windows and a whole heap more!
That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans.
You've had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You refer to Yoda as your Li'l green buddy.
You have ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
Your Father's name is Garth Vader.
You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the Force.
You're beer belly puts Jabba's to shame.
Your idea of a practical joke is stickin' a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah in a pair of tight Daisy Duke
Shorts.
The cake at your wedding was sliced with a lightsabor.
You asked to be buried with your LightSaber.
You use your lightsabre as a bug zapper.
You're flying a ship which has no original parts.
You got fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
You say 'these are not the beers you are looking for.'
You say 'Luke, I am your father; and your uncle.'
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to
spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as
"them damn Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood
deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during
the cantina scene.
You've heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
The doors on your X-Wing are welded shut and you have to get in through the
windows.
Your Jedi robe is camouflage colored.
You got some of these crazy pranks and gags; fake bullet holes and fake
lotto winning tickets, smashed windows and a whole heap more!
That 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans.
You've had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You refer to Yoda as your Li'l green buddy.
You have ever used a light saber to light the barbecue grill.
Your Father's name is Garth Vader.
You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the Force.
You're beer belly puts Jabba's to shame.
Your idea of a practical joke is stickin' a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah in a pair of tight Daisy Duke
Shorts.
The cake at your wedding was sliced with a lightsabor.
You asked to be buried with your LightSaber.
You use your lightsabre as a bug zapper.
You're flying a ship which has no original parts.
You got fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
You say 'these are not the beers you are looking for.'
You say 'Luke, I am your father; and your uncle.'
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to
spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as
"them damn Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood
deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during
the cantina scene.