Cyber sex attempt

[Sauriol66]

http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/cyber_sex_attempts

Go take a look... so funny!:P

[Green_Day]

lol "
i take off my robe and wizard hat"
"i told you not to message me again"
rofl :icon_rofl

[Dark Beat]

are those real. They were some of the funniest things I ever read.

"Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here."

[291099001]

Repost, there is like 5 threads about this on the other page.

[Brycelink]

Anyone ever read pointsincase.com AIM convos? Alot of these sound alike

[refoops]

bash.org Has every one of these. and tons more of shit loads funny aim convo's. About 500 000 more

[Strider]

ROFL :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl

[Eab]

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Good stuff :lol:

[getoutofmyface]

Rhinosaures dont were shirts :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Trevi626]

Yes, that last post was pretty random. Yes, pretty random. I doubt that a quarter of these convos are true, sum of them look totally fake.

[CSPope]

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!

Hilarious!

[CrazY AsianZ]

Yes, that last post was pretty random. Yes, pretty random. I doubt that a quarter of these convos are true, sum of them look totally fake.
I'm pretty sure they are fake, because it says Written by..Juan "generic nickname" Treminio.

[doorknobopener]

I'm pretty sure they are fake, because it says Written by..Juan "generic nickname" Treminio.

What's with everybody lableing stuff as fake? Somebody could of had these conversations. I know I had

[david_slupper]

That was simply fucking hilarious!!! :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl

[niptacular]

I checked that bash.org site, its good. This one had me laughing for unknown reasons.

<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds

[Solid Snake]

OMFG That made my night. Fucking funnier than a football to the groin.

[cutmeshort22]

http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/cyber_sex_attempts

Go take a look... so funny!:P

wow that's some funni shit!!! :lol: :lol: :icon_rofl :icon_rofl

[kuyaflip]

ill treasure this forever...

i was on this online multiplayer game site (makaimedia.com), so i pretended to be a 21 year old female from flordia, and after i said that, the guy i was playing against asked me if i want to go cyber with him. then i ran.

[Boo Duh!]

ill treasure this forever...

i was on this online multiplayer game site (makaimedia.com), so i pretended to be a 21 year old female from flordia, and after i said that, the guy i was playing against asked me if i want to go cyber with him. then i ran.

erm why would you pretend to be a 21 year old female from florida ?

also superb post bloodninja is a god

[Kool-Mex]

that shit is hilarious haha

the fat gurl...HAHAHAHA

[MiSSION6-SNOW]

that was so fucking hilarious....

[Insert_Name]

This inspired me to make a cyber attempt of my own. It would say its ok for a first try.


Ebaumsworld: wanna cyber?
WichitaKing2: yeah
Ebaumsworld: k
Ebaumsworld: you start
WichitaKing2: how
Ebaumsworld: dont you know how?
WichitaKing2: no can u teach me
Ebaumsworld: ok
Ebaumsworld: first you tell them that you dont want thier pregnancy, but dont want to wear a condom either
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: so threaten to eat thier children when they are born
WichitaKing2: y
Ebaumsworld: why not, this is the way its done
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: so now you try that on me
WichitaKing2: i want to fuck u but dont want ur pregnacy and dont want to wear a condom
Ebaumsworld: good good
Ebaumsworld: now whats next?
Ebaumsworld: remember what I told you
WichitaKing2: i will eat ur children when they r born
Ebaumsworld: now do this everytime you cyber
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: now on to step 2
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: tell the girl/boy he/she is pretty
WichitaKing2: k but first asl
Ebaumsworld: no no no
Ebaumsworld: only inexpirienced people do that
Ebaumsworld: thats for noobs and child molesters
WichitaKing2: ur a girl right
Ebaumsworld: yes
WichitaKing2: k good
WichitaKing2: so wat is part 2
Ebaumsworld: tell them they also smell good
WichitaKing2: i think u r pretty and smell good
Ebaumsworld: now grab a dressing of your favor (chocolate syrup, ranch, or syrup) and pour it on thier neck.
Ebaumsworld: then lick it off.....sexily
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: occasionally bite into the skin so it gets to the bone.
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: if she bleeds, slap her, tell she is a hoe and that you are the pimp here.
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: now try step 2 on me
WichitaKing2: i think u r very hott and sexy and i want to lick chocolate off ur neck
Ebaumsworld: and?
WichitaKing2: u smell nice
Ebaumsworld: keep going
Ebaumsworld: wait, Im bleeding
WichitaKing2: u r my hoe and im your pimp keep fucking
Ebaumsworld: perfect
WichitaKing2: this is making me horny
Ebaumsworld: lastly, slap her agian and agian, curse at her brutally, and hit her till she is unconcious
WichitaKing2: k
WichitaKing2: y
Ebaumsworld: to make her red all over
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: then when she is not moving, steal her wallet and run away (a.k.a. exit the chat room)
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: now try on me
WichitaKing2: i want to fuck u but not get u pregnat and i dont want to use a condum
WichitaKing2: i will eat your children when they r born
WichitaKing2: i want to pour chocolate all over your body and lick it off
WichitaKing2: if u bleed remember you are my hoe and i'm the pimp so keep fuck me
WichitaKing2: i'm going to slap you til ur red
WichitaKing2: how was that
Ebaumsworld: then take my wallet
WichitaKing2: y do it to me now
WichitaKing2: k
Ebaumsworld: now before you go and get laid there's one more thing
WichitaKing2: wat
Ebaumsworld: I'm a guy
WichitaKing2: seriuosly
MonkeyCheeseoo7: yep
WichitaKing2: perve
Ebaumsworld: were you horny?
Ebaumsworld: lol
Ebaumsworld: you were....

[Tallboy_Sean]

www.bash.org has some funny shit.

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-s*it-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

<Toller> hey jaimer
<jaimer> hey
<Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
<jaimer> excuse me?
<Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
<Toller> right?
<jaimer> You stupid shit
<Toller> ?
<Toller> What?
<jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
<Toller> you know it is, duh.
<jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
<jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
<Toller> hah!
<Toller> what's
<Toller> your joking right/
<jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
<Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
<Toller> Jaime?
<psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
<Toller> fuck
<Toller> Fuck!
<psmylie> best run, boy
*** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
<psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
<jaimer> lol
<psmylie> brilliant... but evil
<jaimer> he's an asshole anyways

<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait