Actors and Actresses that piss you off

[Buckfutter]

Alright, I've had enough of Elija Wood's bullshit! I'm sorry, but he is the sorriest aactor EVER! He has nothing to give, he is boring, and he only has ONE measly facial expression! I mean, c'mon! Whenever danger is coming in a movie such as LOTR, he turns around and has that dumb "astonished" look on his face. It looks like someone just shot his mother in front of his eyes! I hate that look, and he does it WAAAAAAAY too much. Then to his acting: IT SUCKS! Why the hell did they choose him and that other loser that played in The Goonies?? They both were child actors that sucked as children, and now they get hired for a movie that had acting potential, and they choose these two bozos!! If they are gonna get some crappy child actors to do a half assed job on a decent film, at least choose someone cool, like Gary (http://www.askinman.com/Gary%20Coleman%20TVG%203-79.jpg) Coleman (http://www.abobo.com/abobopics/gary.jpg)!

Elija's dumb facial expession *vomits* (http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2001/10/17/rings01.jpg)

[biscuit]

my god. He looks like a 40 year old fat guy in that picture

[soso0901]

Originally posted by Buckfutter
Alright, I've had enough of Elija Wood's bullshit! I'm sorry, but he is the sorriest aactor EVER! He has nothing to give, he is boring, and he only has ONE measly facial expression! I mean, c'mon! Whenever danger is coming in a movie such as LOTR, he turns around and has that dumb "astonished" look on his face. It looks like someone just shot his mother in front of his eyes! I hate that look, and he does it WAAAAAAAY too much. Then to his acting: IT SUCKS! Why the hell did they choose him and that other loser that played in The Goonies?? They both were child actors that sucked as children, and now they get hired for a movie that had acting potential, and they choose these two bozos!! If they are gonna get some crappy child actors to do a half assed job on a decent film, at least choose someone cool, like Gary (http://www.askinman.com/Gary%20Coleman%20TVG%203-79.jpg) Coleman (http://www.abobo.com/abobopics/gary.jpg)!

Elija's dumb facial expession *vomits* (http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2001/10/17/rings01.jpg)


ok, you're a dumbass but I can live with that. If you think he's that shitty just don't go see the movies. I'm sure most other people would agree with me that the movies kicked ass and that he was excellent as Frodo. But whatever I guess you're entitled to your own wrong opinion.

As for actors that actually do suck.... Ben Affleck. He used to be cool back when he was in Dogma and movies like that but now he's just retarded.

[SilkiWan1]

Affleck definately sucks... now he is just re-doing Matt Damon movies. I think I liked Paycheck better the first time I saw it and it was called the Bourne Identity...

[Zach]

Jennifer Lopez:
Wedding Planner
Enough (wtf? never saw it thank god but what the hell was the point in that movie?)
Angel Eyes
She can't act. Stick with singing.

That stupid Kelly and Justin movie that was possibly the biggest flop in history. Pointless.

[osama_ben_hur]

tom hanks, tom hanks, tom hanks!! die die die you most untalented piece of shite!!!

they should have shot him directly after 'big', everything aftzer that was just so damn greasy, sleazy and bad bad bad!

kevin costner should be send to hell as soon as possible too.

[Karly]

Hugh Grant & Jennifer Lopez- they cant act their way out of a paper bag- lets get real. They have the same demeanor in every movie & have zero depth to the characters they play. They are sooo monotonous in their acting its like watching the same movies but with different hair dos & clothing.

[brainkandy87]

J'Lo - Untalented, walking ass.

Mandy Moore - Soooommmeeebody kill me please.....somebody kill me puhleassseeee...

Ben Affleck - Haven't liked him since Reindeer Games. Take your new wife and go vacation off the face of the planet.

[soso0901]

Originally posted by osama_ben_hur
tom hanks, tom hanks, tom hanks!! die die die you most untalented piece of shite!!!

they should have shot him directly after 'big', everything aftzer that was just so damn greasy, sleazy and bad bad bad!

kevin costner should be send to hell as soon as possible too.

I'm not a huge tom hanks fan either, but I didn't enjoy Forest Gump.

and what about Britney Spears? or is it just that no one in the world saw Crossroads, I know I didn't. And Maria Carey... Glitter. I think all of those singers/actors just don't really cut it. But wasn't J Lo an actoress before she became a singer? I might be wrong I just thought I heard that.

[RaYmOnD]

That black man from the macdonalds 'i'm lovin' it' adverts, who goes 'more change please'. Man i hate him.

[brainkandy87]

Originally posted by soso0901
I'm not a huge tom hanks fan either, but I didn't enjoy Forest Gump.

and what about Britney Spears? or is it just that no one in the world saw Crossroads, I know I didn't. And Maria Carey... Glitter. I think all of those singers/actors just don't really cut it. But wasn't J Lo an actoress before she became a singer? I might be wrong I just thought I heard that.

I thought Mariah Carey was dead.

[RaYmOnD]

Originally posted by brainkandy87
I thought Mariah Carey was dead.
Nah that's just her career.

[vasco is go]

Jennifer Lopez

Hugh Grant

Julia Roberts

[SILK]

Elijah Wood sucked in return of the king

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by brainkandy87
Ben Affleck - Haven't liked him since Reindeer Games. Take your new wife and go vacation off the face of the planet. Somebody actually saw Reindeer Games?

[MrMix]

i did it out of boredom,it was running on tv two or three days ago...

[MuzikQueen79]

Here is my list of celebrities i can not stand:

Colin Farrell
Chris Klein
Jennifer Garner
Ben Affleck
Julia Roberts ( some of her movies are okay)
Chloe Sevigny
Dominique Swain
Jennifer Lopez
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Tori Spelling
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Tara Reid
Mena Suvari
Melissa Joan Hart

[doors4trips]

Paul Walker. Paul Walker made watching the Fast and the Furious painful. J-Lo definitely. And John Travolta that fat pompous ass (except for Pulp Fiction. And that's not really because he did a good job... it's just a Great movie).

[Punkishnessism]

Ok I have two votes Rosie O'Donnell and that Boris guy from Goldeneye I hate him the most and I hope he dies! :)

[viffer]

i can't stand courtney love...what a hog.

[SILK]

Originally posted by MuzikQueen79
Jennifer Garner

:( but she's so hot

[Crazy Carl]

Keanu Reeves. I think he has never gotten out of his "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure" character.

The Matrix trilogy would have been a lot better if Christian Bale played Neo.

[bostich]

Originally posted by MuzikQueen79
Here is my list of celebrities i can not stand:

Colin Farrell
Chris Klein
Jennifer Garner
Ben Affleck
Julia Roberts ( some of her movies are okay)
Chloe Sevigny
Dominique Swain
Jennifer Lopez
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Tori Spelling
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Tara Reid
Mena Suvari
Melissa Joan Hart

Where the hell is Barbra Streisand in your list. She is the biggest bitch of them all. I wanna Chop her fucking nose off!

[brainkandy87]

Originally posted by viffer
i can't stand courtney love...what a hog.

It's called drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

Years after The People vs. Larry Flynt, she still shows up at awards shows...why? Has she released a good movie that I missed? :p

[blondebombshell]

Keira Knightly - grrr!! What is up with her never-ending pout, that bottom lip really irritates me! AND she managed to pull two of the hottest actors around - johnny depp and orlando bloom - hmmph.

[Madness]

I just hate that guy carrot top, I also hate pauly shore and all those lame comedian who try do hard to make us laugh

[huge_mischief]

Originally posted by osama_ben_hur
tom hanks!! die die die you most untalented piece of shite!!!
Actually, no, he is not untalented. He won best actor in 89, 93, and 94 and you say he is not a good actor. You also must have missed"Road to Perdition"?
The thought of you missing that movie brings tears to my eyes.
Or if you saw it, I'll just assume you were sleeping.

[Chute Boxe Fan]

Heath Ledger...that fudgepacking faggot.

[RolandOfGilead]

Hugh Grant makes me want to sink England. He's the reason men suffer -- women love him because of his quirky british nature. All around the world, men are forced to sit through his movies or risk their evening's sex. It's just not right.

[j.elohim]

Not a word there was false. I absolutely loathe Hugh "eeeeerrrrmm i'm a prick" Grant. I had to sit through that shit fest called "Love actually" and watch him and the equally annoying cast battle it out for stupidest love story ever. Basically every main member of that cast pissed me off, this excludes the dude from 'the office'

[blondebombshell]

i thought that film was really good!! i bought the soundtrack and went back and saw it again i liked it so much. Lol that probably makes me really sad doesn't it! Ah well i liked my chick flicks.

And by the way, Hugh Grant is really cute (but i've heard he's a dick in real life) and Colin Firth is just adorable - what a honey. Thought i'd let you all know :D

[Ebaum Noob XL]

Originally posted by Punkishnessism
...and that Boris guy from Goldeneye I hate him the most and I hope he dies! :)

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[GeorgiaPeach01]

Originally posted by Crazy Carl
Keanu Reeves. I think he has never gotten out of his "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure" character.


LOL Socrates!!

[Ph4nToM_1337]

YES! OMFG PAULY SHORE! THAT GUY OS FUCKIN GAY! BIODOME?? WTF KINDA MOVIE WAS THAT?!?!?!

anyway vin deisil is a damn gay ass shitty actor... so is J-Lo... Billy Bob Throton is too, and any actor who is a midgit is gay, damn i hate midgets.. like wee-man that guy is gay, so is that midget balck man in 'bad-santa' damn ugly.. hmm who else is a gay/shitty actor/acytress.. damn pauly shore damn hes gay

[Wire17]

hey, Pauly Shore kicked ASS!!!

i really havent liked anything with Hugh Grant in it, and he really does seem like the kind of person who is a dick in real life.

[Neato]

Billy-Bob thorton is definitely the biggest LOSER on screen today. He is a stupid ugly hick that makes shitty movies and he ALWAYS ends up banging hot women. This would never happen in real life because he in fact bangs fat toothless men...
Enough said

[AjaxtheGoat]

If there's one person I can't stand it's Ryan Secreast.

[Poochie]

Originally posted by soso0901
the movies kicked ass and that he was excellent as Frodo.

As for actors that actually do suck.... Ben Affleck.


Agree with you All the way.


Keanu Reeves...also sucks.

[salvador]

Originally posted by Chute Boxe Fan
Heath Ledger...that fudgepacking faggot.

Hey, you know Gandolf is a fudgepacking faggot...hmm... come to think of it... a lot of actors are gay....maybe...nah...maybe...yeah, I think that sexual orientation is probably a poor indicator of acting talent. And with so many actors IN the closet, you should probably stay away from the movies. You might see a movie with a gay man and think it was a good performance. You know that makes you gay don't you. Yep. Definitely better for everyone involved if you spend more time at home (unless of course some poor soul lives with you).

Oh, you know what I just realized. Some of the people on this forum, the very people you talk to, the people you tell jokes with and share your deep and well thought out oppinions with...might be gay. You don't want it rubbing off on you, do you?



Oh yeah.. And Ben Afleck definitely sucks now.

[salvador]

BTW Im not on some sort of crusade to make internet forums gay friendly, I singled him out because of his emphatic and incredibly inane statement. I think insulting people by calling them gay is one of the lamest ways to insult people, but it can at least be done with a little creativity.

Oh, and Billy Bob banged Angelina Jolie in REAL LIFE for a few years, so your toothless old man theory doesn't hold water. Chicks dig ugly guys who act like they are actually sexy. Its one of the mysteries of the universe, but its true.

[Chute Boxe Fan]

So your saying your gay?

I didn't say I HATE him......he just pisses me off. Hatred is such a harsh word.

[salvador]

Hatred is a harsh concept. Hate is a harsh word. which...is...why...I didn't use either (just checking to make sure I didn't. boy would that have been embarassing). I did insinuate it. But insinuations are not harsh (if they are they have completely failed in the act of being insinuative). But if you don't hate gays, don't insult other people by calling them fudgepacking faggots (talk about harsh!!). At least try butt pirate, its simple, but it evokes a humorous image. However, if your up to it, try an entirely different vein of insult.

For example:
Christina Ricci's breasts display a wider range of talent than she does.
(Ok, that was lame, but Im drunk and tired, someone show him what Im talking about....you know... the thing.........uh.... *thunk*