The Yo Momma Joke Thread

[jr10102]

THis thread is devoted to yo momma' jokes only..... Here are a few of mine............. Yo momma is soo fat she uses a mattress for a tampon............. Yo momma is like a brick...... She's flat dirty and gets laid by Mexicans.............. Yo Momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money........ Yo momma is so fat when I climbed on top of her my ears popped........ Yo momma is like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a night............ If ya'll got some post em :bang: :bang: :banghead: :thud:

[291099001]

LOl okay! my turn now :bang: :p :banghead:

Yo mama is soo nasty shes liek a hockey player she only changes her pads once every 3 periods!!! :banghead: :bow: :lol: :bang:

[paint52baller]

yo mamma so ugly if ugly was a brick she would be the great wall of china!! :wtf:

[Hûçål]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid you asked what's for dinner, she put her feet on the table and said corn!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the drug store and asked for marijuana
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she went to Doctor Dre. for a Pap smear!!!
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone and got ran over by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wed too.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo mama so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
Yo mama so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
Yo mama so stupid that she sold potato chips on the corner and said free lays.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to pur water on her heartburn.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the bakery for a yeast infection.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Forrest Gump was a national park.
Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens her dumb ass said, "These walls ain't green!!"
Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Manual Labor was the president of Mexico.
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "Where's my gum ball?"
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said, "Stop copying me!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama so stupid she waited four hours for a 24 hour store to open.
Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!
Yo mama so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.

[VladimirLenin]

yo mama, enough said

[ryankj]

Yo mamma so stupid, she gave birth to you...and kept you alive.

[Sultan]

Russel peter style:
"A chinese comedian would be something like this....HEY, hey!..Ex'coos me, your mother is fat....that when she jumped for joyyy.......SHE GOT STUCK!...ok Thank you..."

You need to watch the video, that's the real taste.
;)

[jr10102]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid you asked what's for dinner, she put her feet on the table and said corn!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the drug store and asked for marijuana
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she went to Doctor Dre. for a Pap smear!!!
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone and got ran over by a parked car!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wed too.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo mama so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
Yo mama so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
Yo mama so stupid that she sold potato chips on the corner and said free lays.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to pur water on her heartburn.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the bakery for a yeast infection.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Forrest Gump was a national park.
Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens her dumb ass said, "These walls ain't green!!"
Yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Manual Labor was the president of Mexico.
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "Where's my gum ball?"
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said, "Stop copying me!"
Yo mama so stupid she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama so stupid she waited four hours for a 24 hour store to open.
Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new!
Yo mama so dumb she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants. Those were a tad too much man seriously :banghead: But fuuny though :bang:

[jagger04]

yo mamma is so nasty, she puts salt down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

[greenday10102]

Lol those yo momma jokes a freakin funny :icon_rofl

[Boo Duh!]

yo mama is so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil


yo mama is so fat when she broke her leg she bled gravy

yo mama so fat that when i climbed on top of her last night i burnt my ass on the light bulb


*bow* thank you.....thank you *bow*

[Tomarse]

like i said in the last thread of these,

your mum is like most of these lines, old and used

[pudgmo]

Your mama is so dumb I had to tell here that blow was just an expression, SUCK!

[Jagwasher]

Aww, these are great! I used to have a million of 'em! Let's see if i can remember a couple.

Yo momma is so stupid she thought Boys 2 Men was a daycare.

Yo momma is so black when she licks her lips, it looks like Night Rider.

Yo momma is so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.

Yo momma is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

[Zeke kenjji]

you mama's so fat that when she went in the magozine the text said
"Picture through pages 1-18"

[bbswisher92]

your mom so poor she can't afford free samples.

[bbswisher92]

your mom so poor she can't afford food stamps.

your mom so greasy she sweats crisco.

your mom so dumb she waited for a stop sign to turn green.

your mom so dumb she got trapped in a grocery store and starved.

[leprecon]

Your momma is so fat then when she jumped of the empire state building she got stuck in the air
Your momma is so fat then when she puts on a t shirt with an H helicopters try to land on her

[awesomeO 3000]

Why did you start this thread again? just make a new one man.