Sultan
05-28-2005, 02:22 AM
I'm sorry if you've heard it or it's a repeat, but i'll post anyway for other people who haven't..
No Spikka Da Inglish
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who'sa talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I'LL BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!
No Spikka Da Inglish
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who'sa talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I'LL BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!