diab421
05-29-2005, 06:55 AM
A long time ago there was this missionary and he was in the deepest part of the Amazon. He was there, obviously, to convert this tribe to christianity. Well this priest decided that the best way to do it was to teach the chief english and he would help spread the faith. So off they went into the jungle and the priest pointed at a tree and said "Tree." The chief said "Tree." They went on further and the priest said "Bush." The Chief said "Bush." Well there was some commotion behind this bush and they both got curious and checked it out. When they looked it was a man and woman having sex. Well the priest was embarassed and blurted out " Uhhh man riding bicycle." The chief's eyes get big and he freaks out and kills both of them. The priest is stunned he can't believe this, so asks "Chief why did you do that?" The chief replies "Man ride my Bicycle!"