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Bigheaded Chief
06-01-2005, 10:08 PM
Here are the rules i will start out and put George W. Bush and then his first comandment and then yall will put the rest and start a new one and so on and so forth plz dont flame this but try it

1. Tho shall be able to rig a election
refoops
06-02-2005, 10:45 AM
Here are the rules i will start out and put George W. Bush and then his first comandment and then yall will put the rest and start a new one and so on and so forth plz dont flame this but try it
G W
1. Tho shall be able to rig a election(its just so i can do it and it will be far)

Tho shall be able to rig an election if thy can spin around really really fast without gettin' dizzy.

Tho shallt not imatate jesus unless..
Trevi626
06-02-2005, 04:42 PM
2...jesus is the name of some hobo on the walkway

3 Thou shalt not bomb another country unless...
MrBojanglez
06-02-2005, 06:02 PM
unless your 100% positive the have WMD's


Thou shall not stck your finger...
pudgmo
06-03-2005, 12:17 PM
... in your ear after eating fried chicken

Thou shall not play with...
bigun15
06-03-2005, 01:25 PM
Your parents private parts.

Thou shalt not worship...
OmnicientEye
06-03-2005, 01:50 PM
...Al gore

Thou shalt not covet...
Bigheaded Chief
06-04-2005, 01:54 PM
the United States of america

Tho shall not have no...
291099001
06-04-2005, 02:36 PM
Nikes

Thought shalt worship your very own...
paint52baller
06-04-2005, 03:09 PM
monkey

thou shalt not cut....
DragnMastr
06-04-2005, 03:31 PM
...up thine own driving record. Daddy will put it in the secret filing case of badness for me.

I shalt not learn the names of...
Halo2 Freak
06-04-2005, 04:07 PM
......a hookers grandfather

Thou shall not kill unless.....
OmnicientEye
06-04-2005, 06:02 PM
...it's an Iraqi.

Thou shalt not steal...
Madthief
06-04-2005, 11:56 PM
...steal the rep system unless you are a mod.

Tho shall always eat...
DragnMastr
06-04-2005, 11:56 PM
...unless it's oil.

Thou shalt only...
XxMASTARRONxX
06-05-2005, 12:10 AM
masterbate in the presence of a homosexual.

Thou shalt NOT bring thy country...
Kartika
06-05-2005, 12:12 AM
...to 7-Eleven for slurpee's on you

Tho shalt never...
strikeandburn
06-05-2005, 12:16 AM
finger your ass in front of a nun

thou shall beat..
Kartika
06-05-2005, 12:30 AM
all foes with thou holy hand grenade

thou probably should...
refoops
06-05-2005, 10:16 AM
all foes with thou holy hand grenade

thou probably should...

add least take thy bath once a week, or twice a weak. Whatever tokes your shmoken.

Thy shalt not make fun of mexicans unless..

EDIT: Yey 200th post!!..... I feel insignificant
Halo2 Freak
06-05-2005, 10:40 AM
......they give you a tortilla

Thou shall not insult thy......
OmnicientEye
06-05-2005, 02:48 PM
...father

*Hate to point this out but that was the 23rd commandment*

24.Thou shalt not...
Bigheaded Chief
06-05-2005, 09:02 PM
...father

*Hate to point this out but that was the 23rd commandment*

24.Thou shalt not...
o well its going off course right now so we will just continue with it as it is
24 tho shalt not be homosexuel
25 tho is to
SoulS Sword
06-05-2005, 09:06 PM
...skateboard on a FLIP.
:D
thou shall never pick someone elses nose unless...
Bigheaded Chief
06-05-2005, 09:12 PM
...skateboard on a FLIP.
:D
thou shall never pick someone elses nose unless...
you are my dad(He always goes into this transe and jsut starts randomly picking his nose its fun making fun of him)
tho must never over pay a cocotte(:A prostitute)
paint52baller
06-06-2005, 05:40 PM
unless she love u long time

thou shalt not hump....
pudgmo
06-06-2005, 05:58 PM
... Fat chicks.

Thou may...
Manhoe
06-06-2005, 06:12 PM
not touch a nuns "pleasure spot"
roses are red violets are blue....
Bigheaded Chief
06-06-2005, 06:14 PM
not touch a nuns "pleasure spot"
roses are red violets are blue....
BOMB THE F*CKING IRAQIS random i know
Tho Shall have no
paint52baller
06-06-2005, 06:52 PM
dog pussy

thou shall not drink....
Bigheaded Chief
06-06-2005, 07:33 PM
dog pussy

thou shall not drink....
anything but urine its steral and i like the taste lol dodgeball i love that movie
tho shall be smited if tho
300th post YEAH!!!!
SoulS Sword
06-07-2005, 05:02 PM
thou shall not drink...
...Coke if you work for Pepsi.
:lol:
Thou shall not drink Coke if you work for Pepsi unless...
Bigheaded Chief
06-07-2005, 05:34 PM
...Coke if you work for Pepsi.
:lol:
Thou shall not drink Coke if you work for Pepsi unless...
that makes no sence plza remover your post or answer mine
SoulS Sword
06-07-2005, 05:45 PM
^whats your question? yay 300th post?
(no offence just asking)
EDIT: never mind i see. just continue on.
Bigheaded Chief
06-08-2005, 05:51 PM
tho is to ________ every day
Halo2 Freak
06-09-2005, 05:28 PM
Fuck women every day untill thou.........
Bigheaded Chief
06-10-2005, 01:26 PM
gets tired and needs reast
tho shall have
strikeandburn
06-11-2005, 01:06 AM
3 naked girls cooking you diner every day.
thou shall not..
SoulS Sword
06-11-2005, 08:45 AM
have sex with a girl over 55 years old.
:rolleyes:
thou shall never have sex with a girl over 55 years old unless......
leprecon
06-11-2005, 03:56 PM
have sex with a girl over 55 years old.
:rolleyes:
thou shall never have sex with a girl over 55 years old unless......
thou recieveth more then 1.000.000$

Thous shalt not put thine ...
paint52baller
06-11-2005, 04:00 PM
penis in a meat grinder

thou shalt not ask dumb questions unless.....