I love "GOD"!

[ebaum]

I come in here once a day to mod this joint and make sure this house isn't torn apart. Aside from the normal postings I find I have really grown to admire GOD and his ways. GOD is by far the most elite poster on here. He has great wisdom and wit.
Whenever I see posts by him I get all gitty and excited in anticipation of his wonderful words.

Lets all put our hands together for the one and only GOD. You, my friend, take the cake for being the #1 d00d up in this joint!

You keep this place intelligent.

[chris_78660]

i have to agree. when i see that GOD has posted, i have a sense of unusual anticipation to read what he has said..3 cheers for GOD!

[GOD]

in 'Carl' from Slingblade voice, "I like de way ya'll talk":D

[Kanism]

yeah...god...yer pretty okay in my book too...regardless of what tool and the others say about you

[Eminem]

GOD's post are really entertaining and are even intelligent (a rare spectacle around forumland).... Without GOD, there would be no eBaum's Forums.

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by GOD
in 'Carl' from Slingblade voice, "I like de way ya'll talk":D

LMMFAO!! omg After seeing that movie my mom and I went around all weekend talking like "Carl". It was hilarious! Thanks for the reminder of fun times GOD.

*claps for the awsomeness that is GOD*

[gibridehome]

god is the head honcho around here... hes been here since the beginning, and seems to have the most wisdom. we are lucky we have such a great man here.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I just got three words for ya GOD --- I LOVE YA MAN ---- Ah jeez -- thats 4 words --- Fucked that one up!!! Nah really --- *Applauds* Your fuckin awsome dude!!!

[GOD]

Your words of encouragement and appreciation are touching. I appreciate the opportunity to interact with such a class act group. Thank you...

GOD

[chris_78660]

huh huh huh he said high class huh huh huh

[BurtonRider911]

I have never really had a conversation with god but ill tell ya one thing, he is prolly the only person on this board that does not hate me yet

[Fat Mike]

Give it some time.

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Fat Mike
Give it some time.


LOL................Aaaahhhh I love this place. I always get a good laugh.:D

[Kanism]

hah hah hah...that is funny, mike...although, god is the most diplomatic of the lot of us...I haven't seen him go in rant mode yet...but, then again to quote ya, "give it time" :D

[GOD]

give it time... kanism you make me laugh... thanks.

p.s. If I ever decide to go into 'rant mode', I promise to invite everyone to join in.

[Kanism]

thanks god...as I said above, yer pretty alright in my book no matter what "they" say....who this they is...I sometimes wonder myself *looks around cautiously*

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

oooo oooo ooooo *Jumps up and down* I wanna join!!! *Runs to GOD* Im not leaving your side --- I cant miss ANYTHING good!

[Truerussian558]

all i have to say is The power that is GOD

[GOD]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
oooo oooo ooooo *Jumps up and down* I wanna join!!! *Runs to GOD* Im not leaving your side --- I cant miss ANYTHING good!

I'm glad to see you at my side. However, I have always been at your side.

[EvaMonkey]

You know, Ive not been here long (4 days my last count) and I've not really had a chance to see GOD in action, but after clicking on this post I must say that GOD is pretty cool :D

[minia]

That, my good Eva, is the understatement of the century....

[EvaMonkey]

how about he's quite fuckin' marvlous? :D

[minia]

Couldn't have said it better myself, spectacularrrrrrrr! Love ya Eva!

[EvaMonkey]

Yay, im loved :p

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by GOD
I'm glad to see you at my side. However, I have always been at your side.


*Giggles like a little school girl* Awww... I feel so special!!!

[Dr. Dre]

Yes! Finally! GOD ownzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz

GOD, if I was gay, I'd have anal sex with you, and if I was a girl, I'd prolly want anal sex from you.

GO GOD!!!!!!!

[PapaSmurf]

GOD you should have your name on the Index as the Superior Poster! well done man! *Skins up*

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by Dr. Dre
Yes! Finally! GOD ownzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz

GOD, if I was gay, I'd have anal sex with you, and if I was a girl, I'd prolly want anal sex from you.

GO GOD!!!!!!!

LMMFAO!!!!
* see Naked Naked thread for proper TOOL welcome back Dre hug*

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Dr. Dre


I'd have anal sex with you, and if I was a girl, I'd prolly want anal sex from you.



Oooohhh NNNoooo............anal sex.............I'm outta here!!!*running away covering booty in hands*

[Ragnarok]

Yeah, way to go GOD, you got all our respect.

[disturbed2]

thanks for bringing back an old thread that no one has posted at for two months. *crowd cheers* Stupid noob! *hoo rah*

[EvaMonkey]

GOD bless those n00bies :D, See what I did there?

[minia]

Aren't you a clever Monkey?

[EvaMonkey]

Top of my class at Chimp University :D

[minia]

What species of monkey are you?? Or is Eva a kind unto it's own?

[EvaMonkey]

I am an Eva Monkey, Im one of a kind, but I am closley related to the "Cheeky" monkey familly :D

[minia]

Duly noted! I have often thought to myself He is quite the Cheeky Monkey!!;)

[EvaMonkey]

Yeah, I am quite cheeky *pinches minia's bottom* :D

[minia]

Damn Monkeys with their opposable thumbs;)

[EvaMonkey]

Surprised you didnt go for the classic line "Get your paw's off me you damn dirty ape" :D

[minia]

Shit! Yeah, that's a testament to my fun last night....

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by minia
Shit! Yeah, that's a testament to my fun last night....

Ooooohh really Mina...........what did you do?.....please speak up *hits play on the tape recorder in pocket, while giving Minia a sly smile*

[EvaMonkey]

PANDA'S BACK!!!!! where the HELL have you been?

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
PANDA'S BACK!!!!! where the HELL have you been?

EVAaaaa........my dear monkey friend *stands up to give Eva a hug, but resists from previous hug damage*......maybe you should hug me.:) I've been tied up *massaging wrists were bondage cuffs were*.......but I'm back and ready ...........*to party!!!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Runs and pounces on Panda* I HAVE MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!! *Sniffle* I thought you forgot bout us all.... :(

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
EVAaaaa........my dear monkey friend *stands up to give Eva a hug, but resists from previous hug damage*......maybe you should hug me.:) I've been tied up *massaging wrists were bondage cuffs were*.......but I'm back and ready ...........*to party!!!


*Monkey Hugs Panda* you've missed quite a bit Panda girl, me flirting with minia and SeXaY for one :D

[GOD]

I love these weekend gatherings. Kane, open the bar. Did eminem remember to hire the band? I hear that TOOL, Fawn and SeXaY have a stripper ensemble lined up... what.....are you sure.


This just in folks, TOOL, Fawn and SeXaY 'are' the strip ensemble.


"Holy shit", peeping out the door, "look at the size of that crowd! Minia, I need to know every move that the fire marshall and ALE make tonight. Call that friend of your's down at city dispatch. Tell her there's a case, a gallon and an ounce in it for her."

Let's Party :cool: :) :p ;) :eek:


:cool:

[EvaMonkey]

GOD and Panda are back, let the good times roll

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by GOD
This just in folks, TOOL, Fawn and SeXaY 'are' the strip ensemble.

shit! i need to get some 20's

[Kanism]

Originally posted by GOD
This just in folks, TOOL, Fawn and SeXaY 'are' the strip ensemble.Let's Party :cool: :) :p ;) :eek::cool: see god...see what happens when you give a lunatic like me the keys to the bar...*settles in chair in preparation of upcoming show*...chris, can you lend me a few 20's...god, the alcohol is fully stocked; but, I forgot to order any food...eva, down in front; yer blocking the view

[GOD]

Originally posted by chris_78660
shit! i need to get some 20's

I took care of that for you. Everyone check your pockets...

Panda, as events co-ordinator, you should be prepared to lead us through the night's entertaining events.

[GM Girlz]

Geeeeeeeez i have been away for too long ...congrats GOD.
I remember when i first started on this forum and then it shut down then it came back...i remember all the new faces or new names atleast..

Good stuff GOD, im glad to see you have been holding down the fort.

Party time!!

PS..whos panda?:confused:

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by Kanism
see god...see what happens when you give a lunatic like me the keys to the bar...*settles in chair in preparation of upcoming show*...chris, can you lend me a few 20's...god, the alcohol is fully stocked; but, I forgot to order any food...eva, down in front; yer blocking the view

Kiss my furry ass kane, I paid good money to get this seat and noone is taking it from me.

Ladies I just became a millionaire so you will be baid handsomly for your strip :D

GIVE IT UP FOR BOOBIES

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by GM Girlz
PS..whos panda?:confused:

*taps GM Girlz on the shoulder*....it's a pleasure to meet you, I'm passionpanda....*extends paw for a good hearty shake* here have a popscile......*gives GM a cherry popsicle and then proceeds to center stage to begin the show*

[passionpanda23]

ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLMEN!!!.......*panda takes center stage, wearing something similar to a ring master's coat*....for our first even we have TOOL Illusion. The Goth Mistress of the Night will have you screaming for more. So please have your money at hand; you won't want to miss this beautiful creature of the night and her hypnotic dance.

*panda exits the stage and has a second glance at tonight’s events*
Tool's exotic dance
Fawn and Sexay oil wrestling
strip twister
amateur male stripper (must find volunteer) cash prize

[Kanism]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLMEN!!!.......*panda takes center stage, wearing something similar to a ring master's coat*....for our first even we have TOOL Illusion. The Goth Mistress of the Night will have you screaming for more. So please have your money at hand; you won't want to miss this beautiful creature of the night and her hypnotic dance.

*panda exits the stage and has a second glance at tonight’s events*
Tool's exotic dance
Fawn and Sexay oil wrestling
strip twister
amateur male stripper (must find volunteer) cash prize *checks program*....there is NO male stripping on my program....

hey panda...NO MALE STriPPING!!! don't make me turn off the lights...

feh...enough arguing...where the dancing ladies at

and eva...you paid for the seat...so use it...quit standing up, hopping around like an eager school boy.

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Kanism
*checks program*....there is NO male stripping on my program....

hey panda...NO MALE STriPPING!!! don't make me turn off the lights...

Well it was going to be a secret bonus, but the winner of the amateur male strip tease gets to spend the evening with the lovely lady entertainers. Plus there are a few woman in the crowd tonight who would love to get there hands on some meat. ;) That's if you don't mind getting felt up and paid all at the same time?? So boys.......who's going to sign up and assume pleasing the ladies for the evening??? Any takers..........

[minia]

*Yeah, that's right....I'll give you all the bud you can deal with and a bottle of Patron. Sorry, the show is getting started so it's kind of loud...just call me if you hear anything. Thanks, I owe ya girl!!*
Alright people, got the 5-0 under control. I need a drink.....

[EvaMonkey]

Well girls, if you want, I can be the sexy monkey for you tonight *gets up on stage and struts his stuff like he's never strutted before, all other chalangers back off defeated by this master of the male-stripper scene* that was for the ladies ;)

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Hands Eva a 10* Now go sit downand watch the show, Panda will tell you when the ale stripping event starts! Now where the hell is Fawn?! We cant have this whole shindig without her. Who is gonna wrastle with me?! You know Panda, You might just have to jump in here with me! Ill help you clean your fur out when we are done!

[EvaMonkey]

Cool a 10, now I buy a drink

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
Who is gonna wrastle with me?! You know Panda, You might just have to jump in here with me! Ill help you clean your fur out when we are done!

LOL........I don't think so dear. Pandas and oil just don't mix.....but *getting a great idea* Minias dooooo. *looking over towards Minia*.....Minia would you be a dear and wrestle around with Sexay? Fawn is no where to be found and the oil wrestling show is about to begin....*tosses Minia a red string bikini and Sexay a blue one* OK GIRLS.....knockem dead. You're on in 10.

[minia]

Aawwww shi-ut, Iknow ya didn't just ask me to throw down!! Sexay I hope you ate your Wheaties!! Oh, and pack a lunch cause I'll be hungry after whoopin yo ass!! jk:D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

lol. I cant wrastle her. Shell make me laugh. Look at her. Hpping around like a little monkey. *Giggles* This wont do. Hey Minia... How bout you go practice falling down.. Ill be there in a minute hehe j.k

[minia]

Brave words from the woman in a head lock.....don't make me pop your silicone...

[GM Girlz]

Nice to meet you too panda..

and thank you for the popcil.. mmmmmmmmm
Ohhh what going on here with mina and sexy.........
are you guys gonna get water involved by any chance?:D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Gets outta the headlock* WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN BOUT SILICONE THESE ARE 100% REAL!!!!!!!!!!! *pushes Minia into the oil filled tub* Lets go bia bia. ITs on know *Jumps into the oil*

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLMEN!!!.......*panda takes center stage, wearing something similar to a ring master's coat*....for our first even we have TOOL Illusion. The Goth Mistress of the Night will have you screaming for more. So please have your money at hand; you won't want to miss this beautiful creature of the night and her hypnotic dance.

*panda exits the stage and has a second glance at tonight’s events*
Tool's exotic dance
Fawn and Sexay oil wrestling
strip twister
amateur male stripper (must find volunteer) cash prize


awwwww....yeah.. That's my girl panda! Line 'em up and prepare for a show! Goth Mistress of the Night eh? I like it.
*goes in the back dressing room to make sure that Monty my big python is ready to be slung around my neck for the exotic seduction that is to take place shortly*

[disturbed2]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
*Gets outta the headlock* WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN BOUT SILICONE THESE ARE 100% REAL!!!!!!!!!!! *pushes Minia into the oil filled tub* Lets go bia bia. ITs on know *Jumps into the oil*
all right! now it is getting even better *grabs popcorn* Procede[/billy madison]

[minia]

Don't you know I will cut you?! Naahh, I wouldn't actually, I am just gonna hafta to give you the Sticky Face!! AHAHAHAHAHA

[disturbed2]

u wana go? ok lets gett it onnnnn [/billy madison]
ps i love penguins

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Come on Minia give me your best shot bitch ahahahah

[disturbed2]

don' hurt me, i was here to watch some oil wrestling! i am very dellicate, so if i bleed it dont stop until it gets sewn up. OIL OIL OIL OIL WRESTLING!!! *crowd cheers* SeXaY TOOL SeXaY TOOL. stand up and take a bow you guys.

[minia]

*Minia picks up Disturbed2 and hurls torwards Sexay. Caught offguard, Sexay and Disturbed2 fall to the ground in a heap of arms and legs. Trying to get up they only slip in oil and end up on top of each other, laughing hysterically. *

Hey guys! We are supposed to give the crowd entertainment!!

*Cheers erupt as Sexay tries to get up again and falls right on her ass*

I guess we should give the people what they want!!

*Minia runs and slides right into the 2, who are still laughing and trying to get up*

[EvaMonkey]

Theres nothing like seeing a woman slip on oil and fall on her arse, DOITAGAIN DOITAGAIN :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Gets up and grabs Minia by the hair* Watch this *Grabs Disturbed2 with the other hand and takes them both and throws them on the ground*

As Minia gets back up SeXaY slides on the floor knocking her over like a bowling ball hitting one of the pins.

*Laughing as Minia lays face down in the pool of oil*

Disturbed2 comes to his sences and gets up charging towards SeXaY. SeXaY gets up and clothes lines him.

Now what fool?!

[minia]

Disturbed2 aptly spins on ground knocking Sexay on her ass. A waitress walks by with a tray of shots. Minia, Sexay, and Disturbed2 all dive for the tray....missing by a foot all fall on to the ground in front of the stage!

ANNOUNCER: Looks like these girls need a drink!! ARE YOU READY FOR OUR MISTRESS OF THE EVENING PEOPLE???!!!!

[EvaMonkey]

Well, now dont this just sound promicing

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Runs up to the bar* I need 3 shots!! *Hands one to Minia and Disturbed2* Downs the shot *Shaks Minias hand*Still friends?!

[minia]

Of course!!!:D You know it was just an excuse to get you in a bikini and oiled up, right??

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Oh you sneaky sneaky people

[EvaMonkey]

Why did you think I had the camera out?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Cause you like to touch yourself while you look at muh pictures Eva, THats why.

[EvaMonkey]

Yeah ok thats a nice comeback

[passionpanda23]

*passion heads for the stage*.....NOW wasn't that just a WONDERFUUUUULLL show by Sexay, Minia, and somehow disturbed2. Give a round of applause folks....*the crowd cheers and throw money at the three very greasy, but very pleased oil wrestlers as they slip all over each other to grab the money* Now without further ado I give you the Mistress of the Night.....give it up for Tool Illusion...*the crowd claps in anticipation. Some of the men began to get excited, and had to adjust their groin.*.......................



Now I can not finish such a narration. I am asking for God to kindly come in and do his woman justice. For he is a better narrator than I.

[MXrox1223]

Originally posted by GOD
in 'Carl' from Slingblade voice, "I like de way ya'll talk":D

Well....well....what do we have here?

Im new here and i was wondering if maybe u could tell me exactly WHO god is?

:confused:

[disturbed2]

he is a member

[MXrox1223]

Originally posted by disturbed2
he is a member

why do u hold him at such high envy and admiration...if he's JUST A MEMBER?

[disturbed2]

who doesnt like god???

[MXrox1223]

Originally posted by disturbed2
who doesnt like god???


yes......well....that really doesn't help me understand WHY though. He is just a person like u and me so why is he worth so much to you? ( im truly confused! :confused: )

[disturbed2]

his posts are inspiring and smart, he is just a good member

[MXrox1223]

Originally posted by disturbed2
his posts are inspiring and smart, he is just a good member

oh.....okay! Now I understand. Thanx for the help!
*gratitude*

[satin]

i think it is his penis

[Arachnid]

and you know this how?

[EvaMonkey]

Havent you heard? Just like eBaum, he "loves" god:D

[GOD]

Originally posted by MXrox1223
why do u hold him at such high envy and admiration...if he's JUST A MEMBER?

It is neither envy nor admiration. I believe it is simply a matter of respect and good fellowship which causes one to speak highly of another.

Tell us a little about yourself. Why would it concern you so much that members here respect and care about one another? There are many references on this forum to members being respected or held in high regard. The only envy which I detect here, is that which is shown by those who only come here to disrupt the peaceful nature of this site. How far back into the thread history have you read?

Thank You for Your Time.

GOD

[GOD]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
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Now I can not finish such a narration. I am asking for God to kindly come in and do his woman justice. [/B]


Suddenly the whole building shakes as the sound system blasts the music of tool into the electrically charged atmosphere. The lights flash with an intensity that instantly silences the crowd and all heads turn toward the single spotlight on the stage. With a flash of light and the thunder of drums, Tool_illusion appears on the stage dressed in three inches of red, white and blue ribbon and a ball python. Tool's hair seems to levitate in flowing tresses of golden bronze haze. The obvious ease with which Tool enchants the crowd makes it doubtless that her magical talents are far from just rumor. The sensous undulations of Tool's flawless physique are driving the crowd, guys and girls alike, into a single, swaying mass of sexually charged energy. With cat like prowess, Tool works the entire stage. Losing the snake inches at a time and shedding ribbons as she makes her way into the crowd, Tool seems to melt into the mass of sweaty bodies and a magenta glow can now be seen moving about over the crowd as the spiritual oneness of the moment sends a surge of orgasmic energy through Tool, which is emitted through her aura. The people seem to merge into one another as couples freely express their physical attractions for those near them. Tool levitates and floats almost un-noticed over the crowd and disappears through the entrance of GOD's skybox. By morning the only thing left is the aroma of love within the club.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by MXrox1223
why do u hold him at such high envy and admiration...if he's JUST A MEMBER? because they used up all their hate and despise on me?

[EvaMonkey]

Yeah, Kane is the unholy filth of hell to GOD's grandness *remembers Kane is the mod* although Kane is a right nice bloke :D