Mr Z.
06-03-2005, 09:21 PM
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A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some arsenic.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need arsenic?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you arsenic to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any arsenic!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".
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A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterward the pastor asked the man where he had gone.
''I went to get a haircut,'' was the reply.
''But,'' said the pastor, ''why didn't you do that before the service?''
''Because,'' the gentleman said, ''I didn't need one then.''
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Hope you enjoyed them!
A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some arsenic.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need arsenic?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you arsenic to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any arsenic!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".
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A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterward the pastor asked the man where he had gone.
''I went to get a haircut,'' was the reply.
''But,'' said the pastor, ''why didn't you do that before the service?''
''Because,'' the gentleman said, ''I didn't need one then.''
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Hope you enjoyed them!