View Full Version : Nothing but a bunch of Excuses
Spike Lee
06-04-2005, 12:43 PM
http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/excuses.html
all real and true
Halo2 Freak
06-04-2005, 01:01 PM
that's hilarious
my favorites
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
OmnicientEye
06-04-2005, 05:55 PM
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Eetreme reactions aren't they
Christov
06-06-2005, 06:29 AM
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
How old are these kids ? :P
Blue Mercury
06-06-2005, 08:29 AM
My favourite:
"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. "
:lol:
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