Nothing but a bunch of Excuses

[Spike Lee]

http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/excuses.html
all real and true

[Halo2 Freak]

that's hilarious
my favorites

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

[OmnicientEye]

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Eetreme reactions aren't they

[Christov]

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

How old are these kids ? :P

[Blue Mercury]

My favourite:
"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. "
:lol: