View Full Version : Biggest Zit Ever Recorded
beechwhale
06-21-2005, 07:19 PM
Pretty nasty...kinda looks like cheez-whiz..whose got the crackers?
http://www.jikl.com/movies/bigzit.wmv
rcsa
DouchebagBoy
06-21-2005, 07:25 PM
Copy and paste the link into your browser, no direct linking.
btw, thats disgusting.
Joe the show
06-21-2005, 07:27 PM
please excuse me
BLAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
nirvanaspet
06-21-2005, 07:28 PM
:mad: i feel like twrowing up.........oh god that was grose it looked like seamon :banghead: aaaaggghhhhhh that was nasty.....*PUKE* fucker i just threw up for real
MarsBarr
06-21-2005, 07:43 PM
oh YUMMMMY, thats fucking sick. I dont know wha i would do with myself with a pimple that big. They scooped it up with a spoon and put it in a bowl LOL
jamesfuknbond
06-21-2005, 07:47 PM
im ganna be honest it wasnt that bad it looked like cheese wiz and there wasnt any blood
Red65stang408
06-21-2005, 07:47 PM
ONE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS IVE EVER SEEN :eek:
k_tull88
06-21-2005, 07:50 PM
I never get grossed out by things, but that sure did.
*pukes*
DouchebagBoy
06-21-2005, 07:52 PM
im ganna be honest it wasnt that bad it looked like cheese wiz and there wasnt any blood
What video did you see? Sure there was blood!
Jebsus
06-21-2005, 07:52 PM
good video, but if u listen you can clearly say that it is a cyst that caused that much pus, it wasn't a pimple. basically, there was a tumor in her back and thats how they removed it.
Cyborg
06-21-2005, 08:04 PM
Jesus fucking christ. That was gnarly as fuck, that dude didnt even wear any gloves.... My god that has got to be the craziest shit I've ever seen.. LOL when they put it in the bowl it looked like soup...gross
bbstarky
06-21-2005, 08:21 PM
Yea, it's a cyst not a zit. But it's disgusting.
viper025
06-21-2005, 08:30 PM
HOLY CRAP!!!! WTF WAS TAT!!!! :eek: screw the dam pus did u see that doctor yanking that dam thing out!! :eek:
Predator
06-21-2005, 08:54 PM
Yea, it's a cyst not a zit. But it's disgusting.
WTF, that was freaking nasty. What is a cyst?
toadman
06-21-2005, 09:02 PM
dude that was nasty... and not even a zit... blegh!
inferno45
06-21-2005, 09:02 PM
That looked like toothepaste squeezing from a tube. Gross!
shawneboy
06-21-2005, 09:08 PM
Reminds me of when I put mayo and ketchup on my hamburger. Looks quite tasty. :)
Seagull
06-21-2005, 10:40 PM
That was fucking disgusting.
Jimothy51
06-21-2005, 10:49 PM
Jesus Christ! is our savior I thought some that I had were big, but that was enormus.
Mr.Bobo
06-21-2005, 10:52 PM
Damn,
That was hot.
AsTheRushComes
06-21-2005, 10:55 PM
if you heard it right, dude said it was a tumor. So where's the zit at??? Doh!
kkevvy
06-21-2005, 11:02 PM
Reminds me of the rectangle pastry tips wehn they squeeze frosting on a cake.
BRB
Getting cake.
Cyborg
06-21-2005, 11:04 PM
I dont got shit on this lady
Slug Moses
06-21-2005, 11:32 PM
I had a cyst in my neck a few years ago. It was small but nasty. That pus is all infected and it STINKS!
I'm not watching that vid because I will throw up, I'm about to now just thinking about that.
fungusamongus
06-21-2005, 11:42 PM
That video has probably grossed me out worse than any other video I've seen on here (maybe next to those poor animals getting skinned :( ).
What if they put that bowl in the kitchen and her husband thought it was mayonaise, so he put it on his sandwich, and gobbled it all up??
M__I__K__E__ONE
06-21-2005, 11:48 PM
The Pus was not so bad... it's the pain part.
Imagine when you get those little zits that hurt like a bitch.. ots the infected tissue and pressure of the pus that cause the pain..Imagine this lady...
Ohhh I would have passed out with no Anestesia :thud:
Jeeves
06-21-2005, 11:58 PM
ill give anyone 10 bucks if they eat it... who else will throw in?
I think thats what I had for lunch today. :D
Noblin
06-22-2005, 12:48 AM
I hate to admit it but that’s nothing... Last year I went to the doctor complaining of what I thought was a bug bite, but I soon realized that I had an infected scent gland on my back. I know the doctor got at least 2 cups (Urine Sample size) out of that tiny little hold. Even the doctor said it was the strangest thing he has ever seen. It stank also…
M__I__K__E__ONE
06-22-2005, 01:00 AM
I hate to admit it but that’s nothing... Last year I went to the doctor complaining of what I thought was a bug bite, but I soon realized that I had an infected scent gland on my back. I know the doctor got at least 2 cups (Urine Sample size) out of that tiny little hold. Even the doctor said it was the strangest thing he has ever seen. It stank also…
That would be a boil, I think. This lady actually had infected massed tissue.
A tumor or cyst.
My Sis is a Doc..
I had a boil on my side... and it hurt she put a Warm compress on it and told me to bite down this is going to hurt. She put iodine all over and cut very gently with a scalpel the stuff inside stunk and it she pressed it out almost like the dude was doing on this clip. It hurt like a mother fu#ker.. basically all that is in it is pus and blood and a clogged sweat gland or hair folicle.
You never forget somthing like that. :eek:
Thee Reptilia
06-22-2005, 01:18 AM
ewwwww now im scared for life,
FLYINGDOG
06-22-2005, 01:41 AM
I did an extra large cringe when he stuck his finger in and started feeling around.
.....................ew.........................
Ramms+ein1088
06-22-2005, 01:45 AM
lol, thats nothing compated to the zip i had on my chin a few days ago, lol, j/k.....
DeathPool
06-22-2005, 03:09 AM
I used to have cysts on my back (because of my acne) and I would occassionally get cysts where you would have about as much puss as your thumb and I thought that was bad, but holy shit thats a lot of puss.
Salar
06-22-2005, 03:10 AM
Im so glad my acne phase is over with... and i hope i never get one of those fuckers on my back!
BIll21
06-22-2005, 03:14 AM
damn I want to see it, that link is noting working for me.
lilbradley24
06-22-2005, 03:15 AM
aye aye aye i hate anything that pops up on my face
Travis Bickle
06-22-2005, 03:18 AM
That has got to be the most disgusting thing I have seen today.
Why the hell wasn't the guy wearing any gloves?
lilbradley24
06-22-2005, 03:18 AM
i would have like 2 gloves on each hand
Man, I came soooo close to vomiting. I could feel the gag coming on... Jesus.
mulletproofB
06-22-2005, 06:03 AM
THAT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING!! i was cringing the whole time!! the squeezing of the pus wasnt even the worst bit... FUCK!!
as for the gross and pain part. i got this shit covered.
i've had two surgeries in the past year and a half for a pilonidal (sp?) cyst. its a cyst that grows on the end of your tailbone. for a year i let it grow because i had no clue what it was and it wasnt a big deal to me. i'd roll back on the bleachers and lightning would shoot up my spine but of course like a dumbfuck i let it be. it finally popped and i've had two buttholes for almost 2 years now. its in my ass crack and for a long time it drained nasty smelling/looking puss and blood. the reason i've had two surgeries is because its in my asscrack it takes like 6 months to close up and i have a life, i cant lay in a bed and not bend my waist for that long. so i went on a risk and it fucked up, this time i think its going to be alright.
my dads brother had one too, they opened his up when he was a teenagers and it had hair, teeth, and nail fragments in it. they told him that when he was a baby in the womb he had a twin that didnt develope so his body absorbed him for nutrients, thats the left over. his was fucking huge like a baseball. mine was only about the size of a large bouncy ball.. maybe a pingpong ball.
Cyborg
06-22-2005, 06:33 AM
as for the gross and pain part. i got this shit covered.
i've had two surgeries in the past year and a half for a pilonidal (sp?) cyst. its a cyst that grows on the end of your tailbone. for a year i let it grow because i had no clue what it was and it wasnt a big deal to me. i'd roll back on the bleachers and lightning would shoot up my spine but of course like a dumbfuck i let it be. it finally popped and i've had two buttholes for almost 2 years now. its in my ass crack and for a long time it drained nasty smelling/looking puss and blood. the reason i've had two surgeries is because its in my asscrack it takes like 6 months to close up and i have a life, i cant lay in a bed and not bend my waist for that long. so i went on a risk and it fucked up, this time i think its going to be alright.
my dads brother had one too, they opened his up when he was a teenagers and it had hair, teeth, and nail fragments in it. they told him that when he was a baby in the womb he had a twin that didnt develope so his body absorbed him for nutrients, thats the left over. his was fucking huge like a baseball. mine was only about the size of a large bouncy ball.. maybe a pingpong ball.
LOL, thats so fucked up dude.
{<Sagot>}
06-22-2005, 07:48 AM
good video, but if u listen you can clearly say that it is a cyst that caused that much pus, it wasn't a pimple. basically, there was a tumor in her back and thats how they removed it.
They must have done a pretty botched job. Usually they take everthing to the nearest cell to stop the tumor coming back.
Wounded Sparrow
06-22-2005, 11:13 AM
as for the gross and pain part. i got this shit covered.
i've had two surgeries in the past year and a half for a pilonidal (sp?) cyst. its a cyst that grows on the end of your tailbone. for a year i let it grow because i had no clue what it was and it wasnt a big deal to me. i'd roll back on the bleachers and lightning would shoot up my spine but of course like a dumbfuck i let it be. it finally popped and i've had two buttholes for almost 2 years now. its in my ass crack and for a long time it drained nasty smelling/looking puss and blood. the reason i've had two surgeries is because its in my asscrack it takes like 6 months to close up and i have a life, i cant lay in a bed and not bend my waist for that long. so i went on a risk and it fucked up, this time i think its going to be alright.
my dads brother had one too, they opened his up when he was a teenagers and it had hair, teeth, and nail fragments in it. they told him that when he was a baby in the womb he had a twin that didnt develope so his body absorbed him for nutrients, thats the left over. his was fucking huge like a baseball. mine was only about the size of a large bouncy ball.. maybe a pingpong ball.
Dude if there is any truth to this , I'm speechless. Thats a friggen insane story. I dont know which story is more twisted, you having 2 ass cracks or your uncle with the mini me.
O-Dogg
06-22-2005, 11:27 AM
I'm not even going to watch it im eating cereal :p
JuliaAguilar
06-22-2005, 11:34 AM
That was something I really didn't need to see. I couldn't even watch the whole vid. I pop my own zits, and I even derive some sort of sick pleasure from it, but that was just too much. Fucking nasty. Who the hell would allow themselves to be filmed in such a way? Just gross.
wow lol imagine if that cream was like icing for a cake, yum yum yum, poor kid though, luckily it wasnt prom night :icon_rofl
Caricature
06-22-2005, 01:20 PM
thats gross shit why would people record that shit
Jimothy51
06-22-2005, 02:27 PM
I'm not even going to watch it im eating cereal :p
You would have been disgusted when they put that shit in the cereal bowl.
skabass13
06-22-2005, 02:53 PM
DAMN
I'm going and soaking myself in acne cream, be back in 3 days.
Dude if there is any truth to this , I'm speechless. Thats a friggen insane story. I dont know which story is more twisted, you having 2 ass cracks or your uncle with the mini me.
its 100% true, i would so insanely love to get the surgery and recovery photos but the hospital wants to keep them with my files.. the most i could do is take a picture of the top of my ass where the scar has formed a bump that looks like an old tail... yeah.. i have a fat tail now
fungusamongus
06-23-2005, 12:50 AM
The thing about the teeth and nails and stuff... that has got to be one of the wierdest things I've ever heard. :rolleyes:
xMILOx
06-23-2005, 01:29 AM
HAHAHAHAH thats was so f-ing sweet like omg that would hurt so bad...
HA i didnt even flinch
wonder what sex would be like in that hole? :lol:
whynotatall
06-23-2005, 02:43 AM
Ah, I had a cyst removed about three years ago. It was about the size of a marble, and behind my right ear. My barber would always freak out whenever he saw it, and kids started calling me "lumpy", so I got it removed. Local anasthesia, a few incisions, cauterization (too lazy to spellcheck those, bite me), and I was out in time for fifth period.
Needless to say, my experience was a bit more pleasant than hers.
Cyborg
06-23-2005, 03:10 AM
What is a cyst exactly? How do you get them? Is it just hereditary? Something that happens? I've had gnarly pimples, but nothing like like the shit I hear about that requires surgery.
Carbon
06-23-2005, 03:57 AM
was a tumor, witch docter shit, no anesthetic just straight up spiritual stuff
It sure is relieving to see how many experienced former cyst-bearers we have here on this forum. Not really.
i actually had a cyst on my leg, removed like 3 years ago, it fucken sucked.
BooRaDLeY666
06-24-2005, 06:07 PM
O :( MY :wtf: GOD :eek: thats was one of the nastiest thing ever. im so nauseas right now, that was so sick, i thought it was just a clip of a big pimple or sumthing. whoever made this thread couldve been more specific !!
the pus got all liquidy when it was in the water lol looked like bloody milk. i wouldnttouched that thing no matter how much you pay me, least put my finger in it.
Pat The Baker
06-24-2005, 06:17 PM
It wasn't too bad, but nothing gross really fucks with me.
YankeesSuck
06-24-2005, 06:28 PM
Jesus lol My sister is in the bathroom as we speak.
Its Not A Tumaa
06-24-2005, 06:28 PM
That wasn't that nasty. But I feel bad for the patient. When the Doctor was cutting it out.. Must have hurt like a bitch.
BrainStew
06-24-2005, 06:43 PM
mmmm.... got toast?
O-Dogg
06-24-2005, 10:21 PM
I had one of those around the same size on my ass once when i sat down poop came out of it, my friends made fun of me because it was filled with poop...i dont like poop.....
icedman
06-26-2005, 03:38 AM
I actually had a similar sized cyst on my back that grew for over a year.. It just recently popped.. yummy.. My cyst got infected though, and it got all red and swollen.. it ended looking like a gigantic zit. Then one night when i was sleeping, i must've put too much pressure on it and it exploded all over my shirt.. The next day, I reached over to fell the cyst, but i felt some creamy shit, and i realized what had happened. Took a shower, and the hole left behind had a diameter of a dime, and the depth of more than 1 cm. Not joking. It's still healing at the moment. My recommendation for anyone who gets something like that would be to remove it right away. It'll leave a scar, but it's better than what happened to me. :bang:
k3185
06-26-2005, 05:29 AM
nice movie
goofballmullet
06-27-2005, 12:26 AM
that was gross, but funny in a weird way, i kinda felt bad for the guy
iHate dumb vids
06-27-2005, 12:44 AM
Copy and paste the link into your browser, no direct linking.
btw, thats disgusting.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
AlexAlmighty
06-27-2005, 02:56 AM
After the pain phase the patient must have felt very relieved.As for the gloves that doesnt seem like a normal doctor to me,more like some village healer or something.I liked his direct-on approach though.Most docs would inject that shit with so much antibiotic it would double in size.
BlankMan
06-27-2005, 03:04 AM
Pretty nasty...kinda looks like cheez-whiz..whose got the crackers?
http://www.jikl.com/movies/bigzit.wmv
rcsa
Wow that is nasty that guy better make alot of money to have to do that.
After the pain phase the patient must have felt very relieved.As for the gloves that doesnt seem like a normal doctor to me,more like some village healer or something.I liked his direct-on approach though.Most docs would inject that shit with so much antibiotic it would double in size.
did you even listen to the audio?
Smoke2joints
07-20-2005, 06:33 PM
:wtf: Ive seen some nasty vids on the internet, this is one of like the top nastyist vids i ever seen, that was nasty, ill never pop another zip again. :wtf:
teenfightfan
07-20-2005, 07:12 PM
Anyone care for a custard donut? The filling is really great. :icon_rofl
toadman
07-20-2005, 07:23 PM
Anyone care for a custard donut? The filling is really great. :icon_rofl
lol I'm going to have to pass, after seeing that vid. No more custard-filled anything for a while haha
Fyrex
07-20-2005, 07:44 PM
God thats sick. ewwwwww
Matt the Fierce
07-20-2005, 07:49 PM
I find it quite amusing when you sqeeze something and liquid comes out. That was pretty gross, but also pretty cool. Did the person that removed it just bisect the shit out of it? That was awesome!
Duped
07-20-2005, 09:12 PM
Jesus, it was like someone squeezing a tube of toothpaste.
xtwistedx
07-20-2005, 09:23 PM
actually i had a cyst right on the inside of my damn crotch last summer. took me like an hour to dig out all the damn puiss and everything. fucker left this weird dent on the inside of my leg now. eh well, its gone thats all that matters.
JuliaAguilar
07-20-2005, 09:29 PM
actually i had a cyst right on the inside of my damn crotch last summer. took me like an hour to dig out all the damn puiss and everything. fucker left this weird dent on the inside of my leg now. eh well, its gone thats all that matters.
Are you sure it wasn't just one of your balls?
I couldn't help it, honestly. It was laid out right there in front of me. :p
SilkySmooth4589
07-20-2005, 10:48 PM
Ahhh, dude, that was the sickest shit I have ever seen. Good find, I guess? I have no idea what to say.
Pasukun
07-20-2005, 11:48 PM
that was.. that was just not right...
that shit was so gross and nasty.. even the pus himself was shocked as he came out..
"oh snap! put me back in! put me back in!!!"
icantfightback
07-21-2005, 12:34 AM
shit ain't even botha me like grossly, found it amusing he fingered her hole after getting its sweet juices out.
Phunky Munky
07-21-2005, 01:20 AM
actually i had a cyst right on the inside of my damn crotch last summer. took me like an hour to dig out all the damn puiss and everything. fucker left this weird dent on the inside of my leg now. eh well, its gone thats all that matters.And im sure we all wanted to know that? :wtf:
The Gent
07-21-2005, 02:30 AM
Holy crap, that vid ranks fairly highly on my grossest list. I have never seen anything like that before.
Just hope I don't get a cyst while I'm vacationing in Vanuatu ;)
A Black Man
07-21-2005, 07:56 AM
shit ain't even botha me like grossly, found it amusing he fingered her hole after getting its sweet juices out.
...this dude...fuck outta here lmao
Anyone need any salad cream?!
I nominate this for front page :)
SilkySmooth4589
07-21-2005, 11:51 AM
Anyone need any salad cream?!
I nominate this for front page :)
Yeah, it's nasty as hell, but it should be on the front page.
StirFried1324
07-21-2005, 12:22 PM
Yep, that would be one of the nastiest things i've ever seen. I think it's a cist and a tumor, not a zit
DaDigits
07-21-2005, 06:04 PM
ehh i have seen worse.
glytch
07-21-2005, 07:04 PM
They yanked the 'core' out, eh?
That was a good video. I have a pretty decent stomach when it comes to watching disturbing shit, but I felt a gag coming on that one.
Black88Flag
07-21-2005, 08:04 PM
:eek: that had to hurt so bad!!!!!!! i had a big zit on my back and it hurt like hell when i popped it.... even though that was like cancer or whatever. im sure cancer hurts more to pop!!! damn!!!!!!!
JagerX2
07-21-2005, 08:37 PM
It's not a zit, it's a cyst. They say it in the video.
PopeOnARope
07-21-2005, 08:49 PM
It usually takes a lot to offend me or disgust me. That did it very quickly. My stomach actually hurts. :(
DarcSystems
07-21-2005, 09:27 PM
It's not really a "zit" it's a cyst. My dad had one pretty much in the same spot a couple years back. They cut it open, drain it just like that, then they stuff it with a cotton wick to dry it out and prevent it from seeping. I remember I had to change his bandage once and the smell was ungodly. They put like 2 and a half feet of this wick in there. It's a pretty deep hole left behind
TheArgentineMan
07-22-2005, 02:44 AM
jesus christ i thought it was gonna be 2 druggies screwing arond with one's zit but GOD DAMN you proved me wrong
JollyMunchkin
07-22-2005, 04:13 AM
You guys DO Realize that the doctor cut open the cyst with his bare hands (or fingernails, or some magical power bullsnap because I think the narrator said he was "about a foot away" or something). Thats why he wasnt wearing any gloves. Watch the motion he does right at the beginning. He cuts the skin so fast that it doesnt have a chance to bleed.
JuliaAguilar
07-22-2005, 02:26 PM
I'd rather not watch it again, so I'll just take your word for it.