New Borat Soundboard for you

[stopka]

This is my first soundboard I made of Borat (from Da Ali G Show). The other one on the net kind of sucked so I decided to make one instead of just complain like most of you other mofos. Anyway, enjoy and try to post the pranks you made here.

http://img192.echo.cx/my.php?image=boratsoundboard2cm.swf

I had in mind that you could call some martial arts place and ask how to defend against a jew claw. And how to silence a woman.

Have fun, tell me what you think.


Also, thanks to the guy who posted how to make soundboards. It helped me a lot.

Also, I will make another Borat soundboard once I get some more sounds. Watch for it asswipes!!

[ConanTL]

That was pretty good. You misspelled "Khram" though. Also it would be nice if you'd add a few ...

- I have a joke. There is a chair... and the chair... is walking... dum di dumm... with the shoes...

- You remind me of my ex-wife

- Why you laugh ... she dead

- But if you cheat on me, I will crush you.

Those are the ones that popped into my head. Good work though!

[stopka]

I didn't even know there was a proper way to spell hram. I will continue to spell it hram.


Here is part 2 of the Borat soundboard. Perhaps you could put the boards side by side and use them at the same time. This one has the favorite, Cokey Buchik. And "I would like to make romance inside her". I will make more once I find some more sounds.

http://img298.echo.cx/my.php?image=boratpart29df.swf

I like you... dziekuje.

Also, let's post some prank calls people.

[MPMaster]

there is already one that is alot better.

[Sherlock]

Excellent soundboards. Im sure these will work great for prank calls. :lol:

[KDK]

there is already one that is alot better.
There are actually several Borat soundboards already that have many more quotes. Instead of working on making something someone else has already made, you could use your knowledge to make something new. Cuz making more Borat boards without new sounds is kind of pointless and a waste of your time.
Here's a better Borat board (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/boards/borat-season_2.swf)

[N00N00]

there is already one that is alot better.

There is nothing out there that is perfect and this clearly has potential

Not only has the guy taken sounds from Da Ali G show - he has even got clips from Borat's appearance on Conan O'Brian. Good work and just what I've been waiting for - I can't wait for the final version :bow: :bow:

I love the simplicity of the soundboard - no pointless fancy graphics - just sounds with decent sized buttons which are nicely colour coded. Also most of the sounds are very good quality.

Things that could make it even better:

1. The Bing bang song has some strange digital clicks at the end
2. You need to add spacebar stops all sounds - better than having a button
3. The soundboard will need to be hosted properly - maybe submit the final version to ***************. I'll also ask KDK to add it to his site when you have fixed the glitches and added quite a few more sounds.
4. Perhaps there could be more sounds on each - given your efficent layout you could certianly fit another 3 or 4 rows and colums of sounds at the very least and you do have important ones missing.
5. No need for 2 seperate soundboards - would be better to clcik a button to go to page 2
6. 1 or 2 sounds have too much background noise and some aren't that useful - eg the Beverly Hills cop clip could easily ruin a prank. Also, you HAVE to add the chair joke, and the question about Freddie Mercury. :D :D Nice to have the full everybody dance now gag though and also great to have lots of Corky stuff.

Also it seem that there aren't any clips here from the original classic UK episodes. Do you not have a copy of those?

Keep up the good work but make sure you add the best clips from the other Borat soundboards - I'll probably be using the seaon 2 soundboard for now but hopefully yours will be the best one eventually

[stopka]

There are actually several Borat soundboards already that have many more quotes. Instead of working on making something someone else has already made, you could use your knowledge to make something new. Cuz making more Borat boards without new sounds is kind of pointless and a waste of your time.
Here's a better Borat board (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/boards/season_2.swf)


First of all, the Borat Board link doesn't work. That's why I decided to make my own. Click on the link brother. It takes you to an error page. Maybe you should host that board again. If that one worked I probably would have never made my own soundboard.

Second of all, there was only one Borat board on the net. And it sucked. And the sound quality was even worse.

And I like Borat, and like one poster has said, He's funny as hell. I got the clips from Conan O'brien. Nobody has these.

I don't care for fancy soundboards. And I will make an ultimate Borat soundboard once I get all the sounds from the show.


If you don't like em. Too fucking bad.

[stopka]

There is nothing out there that is perfect and this clearly has potential

Not only has the guy taken sounds from Da Ali G show - he has even got clips from Borat's appearance on Conan O'Brian. Good work and just what I've been waiting for - I can't wait for the final version :bow: :bow:

I love the simplicity of the soundboard - no pointless fancy graphics - just sounds with decent sized buttons which are nicely colour coded. Also most of the sounds are very good quality.

Things that could make it even better:

1. The Bing bang song has some strange digital clicks at the end
2. You need to add spacebar stops all sounds - better than having a button
3. The soundboard will need to be hosted properly - maybe submit the final version to ***************. I'll also ask KDK to add it to his site when you have fixed the glitches and added quite a few more sounds.
4. Perhaps there could be more sounds on each - given your efficent layout you could certianly fit another 3 or 4 rows and colums of sounds at the very least and you do have important ones missing.
5. No need for 2 seperate soundboards - would be better to clcik a button to go to page 2
6. 1 or 2 sounds have too much background noise and some aren't that useful - eg the Beverly Hills cop clip could easily ruin a prank. Also, you HAVE to add the chair joke, and the question about Freddie Mercury. :D :D Nice to have the full everybody dance now gag though and also great to have lots of Corky stuff.

Also it seem that there aren't any clips here from the original classic UK episodes. Do you not have a copy of those?

Keep up the good work but make sure you add the best clips from the other Borat soundboards - I'll probably be using the seaon 2 soundboard for now but hopefully yours will be the best one eventually

Thank you my friend. Nice to see somebody appreciated this instead of just complaining.

And Yes, this is just the first to come. I will make an ultimate soundboard that will be the best of all times.

I will do all those things. Make the spacebar stop. The clicks on the bing bong song were actually sung by Borat, It was no glitch, I just tried to edit it as best I could. (I'll get rid of the clicks, no prob)

I will add those other sounds as well as soon as I get all the episodes, I just have a few on hand. I definitely need that chair joke.

No, I don't have the original UK version. Where can I get those at? I can play PAL on my DVD and VCR with no problem.

Thanks for the feedback. I will definitely make the ultimate board once I get the sounds. WATCH FOR IT!!

[N00N00]

The clicks on the bing bong song were actually sung by Borat, It was no glitch, I just tried to edit it as best I could. (I'll get rid of the clicks, no prob)


I remember the clicks now - it's great that you tried to fit them in and edit out the backgound noise, but TBH it just doesn't work. He sings that song again in one of the episodes so maybe you could use that version instead?


No, I don't have the original UK version. Where can I get those at? I can play PAL on my DVD and VCR with no problem.


If you want to buy the earlier Borat episode I guess they'll be on the earlier Ali G DVDs (though not the very first one as Borat was invented after Ali G). This DVD certainly has Uk Borat material on it:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004ZBXW/026-4739218-0509256

here is a list of all the episodes of Borat's guide to Britain:

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/guidetobritain.htm

there are also 5 rarer Borat episodes out there (don' think I've seen all of these):

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/extras.htm

Here is a rough guide to which DVDs to buy:

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/aiii.htm

[KDK]

I fixed the link.
douche
http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/soundboards/boards/borat-season_2.swf

[stopka]

I remember the clicks now - it's great that you tried to fit them in and edit out the backgound noise, but TBH it just doesn't work. He sings that song again in one of the episodes so maybe you could use that version instead?



If you want to buy the earlier Borat episode I guess they'll be on the earlier Ali G DVDs (though not the very first one as Borat was invented after Ali G). This DVD certainly has Uk Borat material on it:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004ZBXW/026-4739218-0509256

here is a list of all the episodes of Borat's guide to Britain:

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/guidetobritain.htm

there are also 5 rarer Borat episodes out there (don' think I've seen all of these):

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/extras.htm

Here is a rough guide to which DVDs to buy:

http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/aiii.htm

Thanks brother! I'll definitely get those episodes. I'm working on it. Thanks again my friend.

[N00N00]

Also look out for something called "The Best of Borat". That was a TV show which featured 5 of Borat episodes above - each one was introduced by Borat from his home town in Kazakstan - there is quite a lot of dialogue of him interacting with the locals, introducing his family etc



(should mention that it was atually filmed in Romania and they pretended to be in Kazakstan - they didn't go to Kazakstan as it the people there look nothing like Borat)