xbox live fun with soundboards

[bradsears]

This is my first upload. I'm very interested in the gangsta kids, homophobes, and other jerks / sociopaths I encounter while playing.

Please tell me what you think.

warning! threats of rape and worse so please if you are offended don't click

link to 6 minute wav (http://www.swervedriver.com/longconvosurrenderprontoorwelltaketoronto.WAV)

and now a remix (http://www.swervedriver.com/racoonpimpinmoneymix.mp3)

fresh newness

Mr. Rogers vs the world (http://www.swervedriver.com/fuck you brad ruxpin.mp3)

and yet more
Dr. Phil vs Live arnold (http://www.swervedriver.com/a%20guy%20talks%20like%20arnold%20in%20this%20one% 20-%20long%20and%20maybe%20funny.mp3)

[Caricature]

You rape cows in retrospect.

[ComedyLiker34]

My cousin has Xbox Live and he always uses soundboards. I went over to his house, and I was cracking up when the other players got so angry. I have to ask to record these times.

[bradsears]

msg my your cousins gamertag - As you can hear I have good fun with Dr. Phil and Mr. Rogers.

I'd kill for a good richard simmons soundboard. The dude from the show blowout woudl be amazing too.

[silverspade14]

i have xbox live and that guy sounded like everyone else on their . i like how all the things you said mostly matched up

" are you a f****** genius?"
" theres not a thing wrong with what you just said " lol

[bradsears]

I find a few main types on xbox live:

nerdlingers : nasal sounding typical nerd - to my disgrace I sound like this

feminerds : same as above but complain and whine all the time

prepubescent gangstas : they love eminem and try to sound tough and street all the time

prepubescent southern toughs : these little twerps like to talk like their favourite wrestlers

hate filled threat artists : like the dude featured in my recording, life must not be going well

kiddies : little tykes that get too excited, sing, and do anything to get attention or be annoying

normal dudes : a breath of fresh air

Any one of the above can come in homosexually fascinated, rape centered, pownage mouthed, or contrarian flavours.

[voopoo18]

lol thats funny......i hope u would call me a normal one.... :shuffle:

[Lloyd Christmas]

thanks for this, i enjoyed these. If you make more keep me involved .:)

[bradsears]

I'll post any worth listening to here. I just bought a house so I'm kind of busy for a while but I do love making these recordings.

I have a bunch of recordings with just one or two good statements in them but few full on conversations.

Just this weekend a british guy said he wanted to snap a knife off in my throat ... that is audio gold.

[Mindwaves]

hahahahahahah funniest thing ive heard in a while. i encounter these kinds of idiots everyday on halo 2. The guy talking crap even ran out of things to say, and was losing an argument with a computer, LMAO!

[bradsears]

Check out Mr. Rogers vs the world (http://www.swervedriver.com/fuck you brad ruxpin.mp3) for the latest in xbox live abuse.

Thanks for listening.

I'm looking for good sound board suggestions. I use mostly dr phil, bill muray, and mr rogers on xbox live. I like to bring out the hate in people rather than bring the hate to them so most insult filled sound boards don't do it for me.

I just go through with a move so I'll post these more frequently.

Brad

[slenkar]

dr.phil on xbox live is hilarious.how about arnold and sgt hartman?

[Nocturnal]

that's awesome man, those retards on XBL need a taste of their own medicine :icon_rofl

[DaDigits]

The best part was when Dr. Phil asked him if he tourtured animales and he said "No I like cats"

[bradsears]

"arnold and sgt hartman?"

I think Arnold S. is too recognizeable and as for sgt hartman I try to make the other people turn into sgt hartman.

[bradsears]

just posted Dr. Phil vs Live arnold (http://www.swervedriver.com/a%20guy%20talks%20like%20arnold%20in%20this%20one% 20-%20long%20and%20maybe%20funny.mp3)

[NewsGeek]

Very funny pranks. Keep up the good work.

[slenkar]

ha ha very good, I like 'em

[BERGISisGOD]

haha dude, This is some FUNNY shit!

[BERGISisGOD]

Is there any other Pranks like this available?

[bradsears]

I make lots of recordings but they normally only have a good bit. The worth while ones I post here.

[BERGISisGOD]

Dude, Please post more of them, There hilarious, It's even funnier when you do it in a RainbowSix 3 room.

[Delta05]

pretty funny stuff, make more plz!

[bradsears]

This is not mine but you must listen and watch this little kid abuse his mom. She wants him to stop playing a clan match and he shows his anger.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240

[Nocturnal]

I find a few main types on xbox live:

nerdlingers : nasal sounding typical nerd - to my disgrace I sound like this

feminerds : same as above but complain and whine all the time

prepubescent gangstas : they love eminem and try to sound tough and street all the time

prepubescent southern toughs : these little twerps like to talk like their favourite wrestlers

hate filled threat artists : like the dude featured in my recording, life must not be going well

kiddies : little tykes that get too excited, sing, and do anything to get attention or be annoying

normal dudes : a breath of fresh air

Any one of the above can come in homosexually fascinated, rape centered, pownage mouthed, or contrarian flavours.

The bolded type are about as rare as virgin porn stars.