Good prank but obscene.

[Munky99999]

This isn't a telephone prank. You need to do this at a store.

You start off. Go shopping with a friend at a peak busy time. So the line-ups are large. You find the largest slowest moving line. You get in it. After 2-3 minutes of waiting. You start moaning and say obscene things. Not torrets syndrome style. But stuff like.

"Man hurry up, I can't wait to get home to my child porn."
Then your buddy will be like.
"ya man i love the 5year old girl. She looks so fresh."
you reply
"Man I love the 3 year old boy, he looks great."

The good and nice people around you will be so shocked at what you said. But if you stay completely like sincere they will just freak out. Just be young guys. If your like 40s or more it'll look way to wierd.

Or goto a like all christian store. Go around and find huge prices. And start saying shit like.

"Jesus fucking christ, $90 fuckin bucks for a wood cross. I bet JEsus wouldn't like that shit." and say it loud enough so everyone can hear.

people go so rigid lol.

[Caricature]

This isn't a telephone prank. You need to do this at a store.

You start off. Go shopping with a friend at a peak busy time. So the line-ups are large. You find the largest slowest moving line. You get in it. After 2-3 minutes of waiting. You start moaning and say obscene things. Not torrets syndrome style. But stuff like.

"Man hurry up, I can't wait to get home to my child porn."
Then your buddy will be like.
"ya man i love the 5year old girl. She looks so fresh."
you reply
"Man I love the 3 year old boy, he looks great."

The good and nice people around you will be so shocked at what you said. But if you stay completely like sincere they will just freak out. Just be young guys. If your like 40s or more it'll look way to wierd.

Or goto a like all christian store. Go around and find huge prices. And start saying shit like.

"Jesus fucking christ, $90 fuckin bucks for a wood cross. I bet JEsus wouldn't like that shit." and say it loud enough so everyone can hear.

people go so rigid lol.

Hopefully there isn't a big buff Jesus freak there that'll kick your bum. :shout: :lol:

[callmewhatuwant]

its only funny if its obscene!

[Munky99999]

Hopefully there isn't a big buff Jesus freak there that'll kick your bum. :shout: :lol:

ya there are a few problems that could happen. IF your an older man. It would look REALLY wierd.

If someone had been used for child porn and is violent, bi-polar, and well versed in martial arts. You could end up real hurt.

You could also know someone in the area. and they hate you or something. Hear that and call the cops then the cops raid your house and search everything.

but in any situation the law is on your side. If the cops were to raid your house on heresay from an enemy who says child porn. It would look bad to start then when they find nothing. You sue and get a good amount. And if Jesus freak beats you up. Inform him that he's going to jail and hell. and that it was a just a joke/prank.

[YulFolge]

Those are the most unoriginal ideas I have ever heard! You are either 13 years old or 40 years old, and I can't figure out which would be worse.

[Munky99999]

well me and my neighbour ar neither 13 nor even close to 13 thought of it. we never plagurized anyone. I'm definately not an old guy either.

[rolo]

Munky, think of what you could do in life if you were more productive with your free time. Your ideas suck. They suck suck suck. It's hardly a prank. It's just a way to irritate the shit out of people around you. There will be at least one person in line to put you in your respective place.