My Prank Calls

[KDK]

I just realised that I've been around here for quite awhile, but I've never really posted any of my prank calls for y'all to listen to. So, here are some of my own personal favorites. Take a listen a tell me what you think.

I Don't Smoke Anymore (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd10-appreciateddda/KDKprankcalls.com%20-%20I%20Don%27t%20Smoke%20Anymore.mp3) - I call an angry old woman to ask to bum a cigarette from her and inadvertantly start a fight between her and her sister.

Miranda and Jill's Phone Audition (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd10-appreciateddda/KDKprankcalls.com%20-%20Miranda%20and%20Jill%27s%20Phone%20Audition%20( with%20ComedyThinkTank.com).mp3) - My buddy J35|_|5 (from www.collegesucks.org ) and I called a casting agent and left them a very bizarre audition on their answering machine.

Slippery Nuggets (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd9-2fruitsinsyrup/kdk-slipperynuggets.mp3) - I call up a McDonald's located inside a Walmart and threaten to sue everyone because I slipped on a greasy nugget.

Geriatric Fisticuffs (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd8-whypoopissobest/kdk-geriatricfisticuffs.mp3) - I call an old man because he was threatening to shoot the neighborhood kids for going in his yard. I start off wanting to kick his ass and later invite him out for coffee.

Reminiscing With Berthold (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd7-dickpower/kdk-reminiscingwithberthold.mp3) - I called another old man and reminisce about the time we got drunk in Manhatten and beat up hookers and woke up in the gutter.

[MPMaster]

KDK they fucking all kick ass.

[ComedyLiker34]

KDK, you're so funny! :lol: :lol: :icon_rofl

[RawMeatLoaf]

Man that must take a lot of talent. Or experience lol. I used to do it when I was younger but mine were always stupid. Good stuff!

[KDK]

Thanks, guys. I just wish more people would check them out, considering that this IS the prank call forum and there haven't been a whole lot od prank calls posted here lately. :banghead:

[thebunglist]

Awesome.

"You said you were gonna pop a cap in his ass", classic.

[bwall]

Great stuff, very funny!

[Gruntork]

I just listened to the one about bumming a smoke, and it was hilarious :icon_rofl Good stuff man! I love prank calls, but I'm way too scared to try it. It's so easy to get in trouble nowadays...especially when you accidentally call the Alchohol Emergency Hotline and pretend to be Homer Simpson ^_^; (I swear, I didn't know that's what it was when I called! I assumed it was like, AA or something.)

[*~Kat~*]

:p They all rock! ^_^

[Blooh]

quality stuff.

[MPMaster]

I just listened to the one about bumming a smoke, and it was hilarious :icon_rofl Good stuff man! I love prank calls, but I'm way too scared to try it. It's so easy to get in trouble nowadays...especially when you accidentally call the Alchohol Emergency Hotline and pretend to be Homer Simpson ^_^; (I swear, I didn't know that's what it was when I called! I assumed it was like, AA or something.)
Don't be scared. People are dumbass. All you do is block your number. And you need to check what numbner you'll calling so you don't call the AEH

[Avo]

Geriatric Fisticuffs (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd8-whypoopissobest/kdk-geriatricfisticuffs.mp3) - I call an old man because he was threatening to shoot the neighborhood kids for going in his yard. I start off wanting to kick his ass and later invite him out for coffee.


Hey its these two guys (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/071505/media.php?media=fight.wmv)

[Bizzy-inDMP]

DAMN THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT! dam man i giv my props to u.. those r nice and long, idd die from laughter if i was talking. :icon_rofl great man. i used to do prank calls like this to the christian channel.. apperntly they found all my voices out or something and they said "ok sir wait for me to transfer u to the cops". now its magic bullet :D great shit man GREAT stuff :bow:

[Bizzy-inDMP]

DAMN THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT! dam man i giv my props to u.. those r nice and long, idd die from laughter if i was talking. :icon_rofl great man. i used to do prank calls like this to the christian channel.. apperntly they found all my voices out or something and they said "ok sir wait for me to transfer u to the cops". now its magic bullet :D great shit man GREAT stuff :bow:

[Bizzy-inDMP]

srry for double, random lag

[Brotha1]

Triple Post I guess, but yeah, good pranks, especially the old guy (Geriatric Fistcuffs).

[dark lotus]

awesome!!!

post some more

[KDK]

OK. Here are some more.
A Prayer For Violet (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd9-2fruitsinsyrup/kdk-aprayerforviolet.mp3) - Someone gave the number that was supposed to be for someone named Vagina Mighty. Her name turned out to be Violet, but I still got her husband to pray with me for the welfare of his wife's vagina.

Toilet Paper Splinters (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd2-nearlyretarded/kdk-toiletpapersplinters.mp3) - Me and my friend Kevin called up a company that manufactures toilet paper to complain that their toilet paper gave me splinters on my asshole.

Underaged Smoking (http://www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/cd3-anonymousdouchebaggery/kdk-underagedsmoking.mp3) - We called a gas station to complain that they had sold our underaged son cigarettes. They ended up putting a cop who was in the store at the time on the phone and we told him off too.

[KDK]

Buuummmppp!

[Avo]

GOod stuff KDK...vigina is halariuos