Post your IM Pranks here

[Spike Lee]

In the main page at ebaums there is a link to the bot.

Noospaper32125(7:46:09): Hey Drty
DrTyRoCk(7:46:17): hey
Noospaper32125(7:46:32): what r you doin?
DrTyRoCk(7:47:04): catchin up on things on the comp b4 i go out again
DrTyRoCk(7:47:05): you?
Noospaper32125(7:47:15): was that an insult?
DrTyRoCk(7:47:22): ...
DrTyRoCk(7:47:24): no
Noospaper32125(7:47:35): lol your funny
DrTyRoCk(7:48:06): ok bot
Noospaper32125(7:48:20): im not a bot, lol did u really think i was?
Noospaper32125(7:49:26): is there something u want to know about me?
Noospaper32125(7:50:38): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
Noospaper32125(7:51:27): :-p
Noospaper32125(7:51:49): Please talk to me
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

[MPMaster]

wh0ismikejones29(8:11:58): Hey Buddy
SAFA the great(8:12:10): hey
SAFA the great(8:12:13): whos this?
wh0ismikejones29(8:12:25): what r u up to?
SAFA the great(8:12:37): watching the simpsons
SAFA the great(8:12:41): whos this lol
wh0ismikejones29(8:12:54): i just love homer!
SAFA the great(8:13:09): same
wh0ismikejones29(8:13:21): oh crap I forgot my dentist appointment :-/ oops
SAFA the great(8:13:41): so whos this lol
wh0ismikejones29(8:13:50): my name is andy
SAFA the great(8:13:52): ok
wh0ismikejones29(8:14:02): yep
SAFA the great(8:14:13): you go to pa?
wh0ismikejones29(8:14:22): i thought that was u?
SAFA the great(8:14:37): hmm?
wh0ismikejones29(8:14:45): dont think too hard, ure head might explode
SAFA the great(8:14:49): lol
wh0ismikejones29(8:14:57): funny stfuf
wh0ismikejones29(8:16:08): u doin ok over there?
SAFA the great(8:16:16): yeah watching the simpsons
wh0ismikejones29(8:16:31): i just love homer!
SAFA the great(8:16:37): same
wh0ismikejones29(8:16:47): i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
SAFA the great(8:16:55): ok??? lol
wh0ismikejones29(8:17:09): :-p
wh0ismikejones29(8:17:09): u think thats funny? lol
SAFA the great(8:18:02): simpsons
wh0ismikejones29(8:18:14): doh!
wh0ismikejones29(8:19:24): please talk, i'll be good lol
SAFA the great(8:19:30): i gota go
wh0ismikejones29(8:19:40): really

[Spike Lee]

sedonarock125: Sauce about my sig
h0tSaUcE123: whose this
sedonarock125: I'm roy
h0tSaUcE123: haha whose roy, anyways about your sig?
sedonarock125: whats so funny?
h0tSaUcE123: ive never heard of you
sedonarock125: mayb e;-)
h0tSaUcE123: oh oh
h0tSaUcE123: ok*
h0tSaUcE123: so about my sig?
sedonarock125: i just went for arun so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
h0tSaUcE123: lol like i just had sex with my dog, wanna cyber? lol
sedonarock125: umm ok, i have never done thsi b4 for u go first
h0tSaUcE123: ok
sedonarock125: it IS ok, ha
h0tSaUcE123: i pull down your pants, im fucking sucking your cock and you prematurely ejaculate, im pissed, cheer me up baby
sedonarock125: thats odd
h0tSaUcE123: fuck me hard
sedonarock125: u doin ok over there?
h0tSaUcE123: yes
h0tSaUcE123: im masturbating to beastality and fat girl porn
sedonarock125: cool
h0tSaUcE123: do you like fondling little boys?
h0tSaUcE123: i do
sedonarock125: what about me?
h0tSaUcE123: wanna fuck some kids?
h0tSaUcE123: you there baby?
h0tSaUcE123: hello talk to me im fucking horny
sedonarock125: hows it goin?
h0tSaUcE123: good
h0tSaUcE123: you?
sedonarock125: that's good
h0tSaUcE123: i asked about you motherfucker now answer
sedonarock125: lol
h0tSaUcE123: before this ends i want everyone to know i know its a bot
h0tSaUcE123: so fuck off dumbass who reads this
sedonarock125: lmao, im not a bot
h0tSaUcE123: yes you are
h0tSaUcE123: fag
h0tSaUcE123: fag
h0tSaUcE123: fag
sedonarock125: thats good
h0tSaUcE123: so when you gonna come out of the bot closet... fag?
sedonarock125: lmoa, i'm not a bot
sedonarock125: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Chenbro]

I was hoping that last person knew it was a bot :insane:

FrescaSweety59(00:02:59): Hey there Im gonna make you my cow roper saddle up that horsee and ride YEEHAW
FrescaSweety59(00:04:23): ???
baseballpett3(00:04:31): do what
FrescaSweety59(00:04:44): i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
baseballpett3(00:04:50): naw
baseballpett3(00:04:53): asl
FrescaSweety59(00:05:01): ugh
baseballpett3(00:05:21): its ok i run everyday i know how it feels
FrescaSweety59(00:05:33): ok
baseballpett3(00:05:57): asl
FrescaSweety59(00:06:10): 55/male/texas
FrescaSweety59(00:07:21): ???
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

CantSt0p92135(00:06:52): dude I totally relate to Larry the Cable Guy how about you
RedneckO641(00:07:20): yea
CantSt0p92135(00:07:32): oh ok
RedneckO641(00:07:42): asl?
CantSt0p92135(00:07:54): 55/male/texas
RedneckO641(00:08:06): c ya
CantSt0p92135(00:08:21): alrighty
RedneckO641(00:08:29): bye
CantSt0p92135(00:08:40): but i'd like to talk with u more
RedneckO641(00:08:49): no
CantSt0p92135(00:08:58): thats too bad
RedneckO641(00:09:06): bye
CantSt0p92135(00:09:15): aww... cant we talk some more?
RedneckO641(00:09:21): no
CantSt0p92135(00:09:32): thats too bad
CantSt0p92135(00:10:43): Are you still there?
CantSt0p92135(00:11:52): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
CantSt0p92135(00:12:04): :-p
CantSt0p92135(00:13:07): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...


I love doing this but I hate how it takes 10 min for each conversation.

[Spike Lee]

sedonarock126(10:59:38): Helol Its Big Van Vader
sedonarock126(11:00:58): Your nott alking
sedonarock126(11:02:13): Your not talking
TauriesGirl(11:02:51): you're right....i'm not....not unless you tell me who this is!
sedonarock126(11:03:06): steve 55/female/texas
TauriesGirl(11:04:02): hmmm....not quite my type!! lol
sedonarock126(11:04:14): where did u go? lol
TauriesGirl(11:04:37): thanks....leaving now......thanks to whoever sent this Bot!!
sedonarock126(11:04:49): -:p
sedonarock126(11:04:53): u really think i was a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
TauriesGirl(11:05:24): ok....how do i know you then? if you don't have a good answer....i am gone!
sedonarock126(11:05:37): i know, but I just want to talk, u seem interesting
sedonarock126(11:06:46): is there something u want to know about me?
sedonarock126(11:07:55): where did u go? lol
TauriesGirl(11:08:46): give you sumthin to laugh at....
sedonarock126(11:08:59): no thanks
TauriesGirl(11:09:21): what kind of female name is Steve? and why are you contacting a 21 year old from michigan when you are 55 from Texas?
sedonarock126(11:09:30): I'm steve
sedonarock126: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[MPMaster]

TVadd1ct9178(11:13:08): Hey Buddy So about your sig On ebaums I have a concern abou it By the way its Drty
alexwarped89(11:13:27): ?
TVadd1ct9178(11:13:40): ugh
alexwarped89(11:13:58): you're drty rock?
alexwarped89(11:14:01): is that what your saying?
alexwarped89(11:14:06): or that my sig is drty?
TVadd1ct9178(11:14:13): cool cool
TVadd1ct9178(11:15:27): ???
alexwarped89(11:15:37): ??
TVadd1ct9178(11:15:47): hmmm, what do u want to talk about?
alexwarped89(11:15:57): who are you?
alexwarped89(11:15:58): lol
TVadd1ct9178(11:16:07): roy 17/male/california
alexwarped89(11:16:22): you said u have a concern about my sig on ebaums
alexwarped89(11:16:24): ?
TVadd1ct9178(11:16:35): u really think so?
alexwarped89(11:16:46): >_<
TVadd1ct9178(11:16:55): huh?
alexwarped89(11:17:00): you're confusing
alexwarped89(11:17:05): and Yes, i do think so
alexwarped89(11:17:06): lol
TVadd1ct9178(11:17:09): being confused is what make slife interesting
TVadd1ct9178(11:18:22): :-p
TVadd1ct9178(11:18:24): Are you still there?
TVadd1ct9178(11:19:38): u dion ok over there?
TVadd1ct9178(11:20:48): Your not talking
alexwarped89(11:21:05): sprry
alexwarped89(11:21:09): sorry
alexwarped89(11:21:10): was upstairs
alexwarped89(11:21:14): settin up shoutcast radio
alexwarped89(11:21:15): for my site
TVadd1ct9178(11:21:17): lol
TVadd1ct9178(11:22:41): where did u go? lol
alexwarped89(11:22:49): to my room?
TVadd1ct9178(11:23:00): do you have a gf/bf?

[moose]

Prank started at 11:47 PM on 17 Jul 2005.


DoOrDie23018(11:37:08): Im sorry to inform you but everyone here at ebaumsworld hates you
LARAZASP(11:37:39): I know...
LARAZASP(11:37:45): A;though O do have my fans
DoOrDie23018(11:37:49): alrihgt
LARAZASP(11:37:55): who is this
DoOrDie23018(11:38:03): steve 17/male/california
LARAZASP(11:38:12): aka?
DoOrDie23018(11:38:25): have u seen the new War of the Worlds? I thought it was really good
LARAZASP(11:38:32): no mr. bot
DoOrDie23018(11:38:42): u really think i am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
LARAZASP(11:39:01): all your base are belong to me
DoOrDie23018(11:39:09): what state do u live in?
LARAZASP(11:39:18): texassssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
DoOrDie23018(11:39:29): i bet you're really hot aren't u? ;-)
LARAZASP(11:39:40): Oh yes
LARAZASP(11:39:42): me so horny
DoOrDie23018(11:39:50): ok then
LARAZASP(11:40:05): SAMSUNG?
DoOrDie23018(11:40:20): i just got my enw laptop today, i'm excited
LARAZASP(11:40:33): GNUNSMAS
DoOrDie23018(11:40:46): the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it, haha
LARAZASP(11:40:58): sORRY i'll stop calling
DoOrDie23018(11:41:06): i forgot about it alreday
LARAZASP(11:41:22): what it do?
DoOrDie23018(11:41:32): I dunno about that one
DoOrDie23018(11:42:22): :-p
LARAZASP(11:42:45): Hey im in the post your prank thread
DoOrDie23018(11:42:46): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
LARAZASP(11:42:57): callate
DoOrDie23018(11:43:08): have u ever been skydiving? I want to sometime...
LARAZASP(11:43:16): hoot
DoOrDie23018(11:43:29): -:\
LARAZASP(11:43:55): who is mike jones
DoOrDie23018(11:44:10): u really think so?
LARAZASP(11:44:28): later boot
DoOrDie23018(11:44:40): but i'd like to talk with u more
DoOrDie23018(11:45:48): Your not talking
DoOrDie23018(11:47:01): Your not talking

[Spike Lee]

You can't touch this moose.

[moose]

You can't touch this moose.

I keed I keed

[Zeeboe]

widdlestix83(01:24:29): Hi fellow Harry Potter fan Can you believe that Snape killed Dumbledore in the latest book
Spiderman881106(01:25:36): no b/c I haven't read it YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spiderman881106(01:25:43): but thanks for spioling it for me.
widdlestix83(01:25:51): dont think so
Spiderman881106(01:26:14): who are you?
widdlestix83(01:26:26): my name is jennie
widdlestix83(01:27:38): where did u go? lol
Spiderman881106(01:28:31): still here
widdlestix83(01:28:47): so have you done anything exciting today?
Spiderman881106(01:29:03): how come you haven't filled your buddy info page.
widdlestix83(01:29:13): thats ani nteresting question, isn't it?
widdlestix83(01:29:41): :-p
Spiderman881106(01:30:01): what do you mean?
widdlestix83(01:30:12): i mean what i said
Spiderman881106(01:30:29): how old are you?
widdlestix83(01:30:43): 23, you?
Spiderman881106(01:30:51): 67
widdlestix83(01:31:05): huh?
widdlestix83(01:32:14): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
Spiderman881106(01:32:20): why?
widdlestix83(01:32:30): i've been wondering that for a long time lol
Spiderman881106(01:32:41): huh?
widdlestix83(01:32:54): lol what?
widdlestix83(01:34:03): where did u go? lol
widdlestix83: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

Prank started at 02:00 AM on 18 Jul 2005.

MatchPh0ne33(01:50:44): Howdy fellow Harry Potter fan Chat Can you believe that Snape kills Dumbledore in the latest book
MatchPh0ne33(01:52:05): Please talk to me
OTownsAngel281(01:52:25): i havent read it yet, you jerk! you ruined the book for me, thanks a lot
MatchPh0ne33(01:52:38): uh hhu... sure lol
OTownsAngel281(01:53:04): whatever bye
MatchPh0ne33(01:53:19): whatever?
OTownsAngel281(01:54:06): yes. you really ruined the book for me.
MatchPh0ne33(01:54:24): maybe ;-)
OTownsAngel281(01:54:45): who is this?
OTownsAngel281(01:54:47): jbay?
MatchPh0ne33(01:54:55): pat 17/male/new york
OTownsAngel281(01:55:23): oh, then you probably did ruin it for me. i want to deny it though
MatchPh0ne33(01:55:33): mayb e;-)
OTownsAngel281(01:55:49): so i dont know you?
MatchPh0ne33(01:55:55): :-p
MatchPh0ne33(01:57:09): please talk, i'll be good lol
OTownsAngel281(01:57:43): i really didnt want to know about the book. i'm really mad
MatchPh0ne33(01:57:58): lol
OTownsAngel281(01:58:22): its not funny
MatchPh0ne33(01:58:34): yea i love funny stuff
OTownsAngel281(01:58:46): are you a robot? hahahaha
MatchPh0ne33(01:58:58): lol sorry, im no bot
OTownsAngel281(01:59:17): do you know any good robot sites? i want to pull a prank on a friend
MatchPh0ne33(01:59:26): i dont mean to bother u but i found ure sn on my buddy list for reason
OTownsAngel281(01:59:36): hm odd
MatchPh0ne33(01:59:51): u think that I am weird?
MatchPh0ne33: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

Prank started at 01:29 AM on 18 Jul 2005.

FLYpap3r1243(01:25:24): hey i go to ur high school a friend of urs gave me ur sn i hear ur single wanna chat
PriestessKikyo15(01:25:41): um....who are you first of all
FLYpap3r1243(01:25:49): my name is steve
PriestessKikyo15(01:26:08): steve what?
FLYpap3r1243(01:26:20): sorry but i cant give u my last name
PriestessKikyo15(01:26:28): uh huh
PriestessKikyo15(01:26:33): ok, what grade are you
FLYpap3r1243(01:26:38): that's cool
PriestessKikyo15(01:26:56): what grade are you in at EHS?
FLYpap3r1243(01:27:06): i'll probably never know lol
PriestessKikyo15(01:27:18): uh huh
FLYpap3r1243(01:27:29): that's good
PriestessKikyo15(01:27:55): you are an idiot...
FLYpap3r1243(01:28:03): you calling me an idiot? shut up you moron
PriestessKikyo15(01:28:22): well if you dont act like an idiot then i wouldnt have to call you one now would i
FLYpap3r1243(01:28:34): im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
FLYpap3r1243(01:29:45): u doin ok over there?
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

c0oLnVA9953(01:30:39): hey jojo i used to go to mcneil with u megan gave me ur sn she says ur snigle wanna chat
NILEGUY(01:31:17): and who would this be?
c0oLnVA9953(01:31:30): my name is steve
NILEGUY(01:32:12): ok, well i'm busy taking care of school stuff right now but maybe another time
c0oLnVA9953(01:32:27): school can be a good experience, if you do it right.
NILEGUY(01:32:51): yes but it can also be a big headache
c0oLnVA9953(01:33:04): why do you want to change the size?
NILEGUY(01:33:33): what size
c0oLnVA9953(01:33:43): I dunno about that one
NILEGUY(01:34:27): right well i've gotta take care of sutff so, yeah gotta go.
c0oLnVA9953(01:34:42): oh ok
NILEGUY(01:35:05): bye
c0oLnVA9953(01:35:20): aww... cant we talk some more?
NILEGUY(01:35:33): nope sorry
c0oLnVA9953(01:35:45): taht's ok
c0oLnVA9953(01:35:49): :-p
c0oLnVA9953(01:36:52): Are you still there?
NILEGUY(01:37:04): just leaving
c0oLnVA9953(01:37:16): i bet you're really hot are'nt u? ;-)
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Styr0f0am39123(02:12:52): Hi fellow Harry Potter fan Can you believe that Snape killed Dumbledore in the latest book
Styr0f0am39123(02:14:14): please talk, i'll be good lol
DrewRayG(02:14:27): who is this
Styr0f0am39123(02:14:41): my name is steve
DrewRayG(02:15:12): well steve my friend just called me and wants me to go drink tequilia with her and my sister so im a bit busy...im me some other time...later
Styr0f0am39123(02:15:20): Tell me about your family.
Styr0f0am39123(02:16:31): where did u go? lol
Styr0f0am39123(02:17:41): ???
Styr0f0am39123(02:18:01): :-p
Styr0f0am39123(02:18:53): Please talk to me
Styr0f0am39123(02:20:08): uh hello? why aern't you talking?
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

Prank started at 02:16 AM on 18 Jul 2005.


FLYpap3r12164(02:13:37): Hi fellow Harry Potter fan Can you believe that Snape killed Dumbledore in the latest book
AlyeskanMaiden(02:14:25): I haven't read it!
FLYpap3r12164(02:14:38): uh huh.. .sure lol
AlyeskanMaiden(02:14:51): I'm getting it tomorrow.
FLYpap3r12164(02:15:05): oh crap i forgot my dentist appointment :-/ oops
FLYpap3r12164(02:16:13): Your not talking
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Prank started at 02:30 AM on 18 Jul 2005.


cellb0ne73(02:20:14): Hi fellow Harry Potter fan Can you believe that Snape killed Dumbledore in the latest book
Cyberpurkeys(02:21:04): No, I can't. It made me very mad, but happy at the same time, because Snape is the coolest. :3 I'm just glad that Malfoy didn't do it.
cellb0ne73(02:21:13): you're confident
Cyberpurkeys(02:21:28): Confident?
cellb0ne73(02:21:37): oh crap I forgot my dentist appointment :-/ oops
Cyberpurkeys(02:21:58): Uh, alright then. 0o; You may want to fix that?
cellb0ne73(02:22:08): y?
Cyberpurkeys(02:22:46): Dunno, isn't it important?
cellb0ne73(02:22:57): what state do you live in?
Cyberpurkeys(02:23:11): Tennessee.
Cyberpurkeys(02:23:16): Why do you ask?
cellb0ne73(02:23:21): yea...
Cyberpurkeys(02:23:34): Well, alright then.
cellb0ne73(02:23:44): ok
cellb0ne73(02:24:56): please talk, i'll be good lol
Cyberpurkeys(02:25:18): Uh, I don't really have anything to talk about.
cellb0ne73(02:25:30): :-p
cellb0ne73(02:26:42): Are you still there?
Cyberpurkeys(02:26:49): Uh, yeah I'm here.
cellb0ne73(02:26:59): ko then
Cyberpurkeys(02:27:06):
cellb0ne73(02:27:20): so what are you doing right now?
Cyberpurkeys(02:27:35): Just sitting here and talking to people...
Cyberpurkeys(02:27:39): How about you?
cellb0ne73(02:27:50): do u still live with ur parents?
Cyberpurkeys(02:28:10): I don't know what that matters, but yeah, I do.
cellb0ne73(02:28:21): shouldn't u know something like that?
Cyberpurkeys(02:28:57): I don't understand why it matters. That's all there is to it.
cellb0ne73(02:29:06): why not? it can't be that difficult
Cyberpurkeys(02:29:41): Okay... You're a little odd. How am I supposed to know?
cellb0ne73(02:29:54): haha, a lot of people say that
cellb0ne73: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

cellb0ne59(02:28:44): hi i go 2 ur skoo a pal of urs gave me ur sn he said we have much n common
cellb0ne59(02:30:03): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
Nidiaguilera4(02:30:13): hi
cellb0ne59(02:30:22): hows it goin?
Nidiaguilera4(02:30:26): wats ur name?
cellb0ne59(02:30:34): man, I am tired
Nidiaguilera4(02:31:01): no 4 realz
cellb0ne59(02:31:11): nope
Nidiaguilera4(02:31:26): fine
cellb0ne59(02:31:39): Dont get pisys with me lol
cellb0ne59(02:32:49): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
cellb0ne59(02:33:57): :-p
cellb0ne59(02:33:58): is there something u want to know about me?
Nidiaguilera4(02:34:08): yea ur name
cellb0ne59(02:34:20): ocol
Nidiaguilera4(02:34:33): sure
cellb0ne59(02:34:43): sweet
cellb0ne59(02:35:52): Your not talking
Nidiaguilera4(02:36:54): wats ur pals name that gave u mi info???
cellb0ne59(02:37:02): is there something u want to know about me?
Nidiaguilera4(02:38:00): yes the question i asked u?
cellb0ne59(02:38:11): im not that interesting, lol
Nidiaguilera4(02:38:24): ????????
Nidiaguilera4(02:38:28): ??????????
Nidiaguilera4(02:38:30): ?????
cellb0ne59(02:38:34): man, I am tired
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[statisticsnerd]

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Prank started at 10:00 PM on 17 Jul 2005.


w1nd0z395309(9:58:53): Alphabetsoop I have a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately Who is your daddy
EfMinusMinus(9:59:20): Your Mother
w1nd0z395309(9:59:30): i don't feel comfortable with this subject. let's chat about something else.
EfMinusMinus(9:59:37): who is this?
EfMinusMinus(9:59:46): and you spelled AlfabetSoop wrong
w1nd0z395309(9:59:48): jennie 55/male/california
EfMinusMinus(9:59:59): you're a dude named jennie?
w1nd0z395309(10:00:07): do u still live withy our parents?
EfMinusMinus(10:00:24): our parents?
EfMinusMinus(10:00:31): LONG LOST BROTHER!!
EfMinusMinus(10:00:35): I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!
w1nd0z395309(10:00:37): Do u see your family often?
EfMinusMinus(10:00:50): not as often as i see you getting blocked
w1nd0z395309(10:00:59): im nott hat interesting, lol
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

Prank started at 03:28 AM on 18 Jul 2005.


sl1nky930159(03:18:50): Im a DAMN fine chica and I heard you got banned over at ebaums so lets cyber
baumy300(03:19:03): you won't tell anyone right?
sl1nky930159(03:19:17): me? no...
baumy300(03:19:45): ok baby, start slow
sl1nky930159(03:19:54): call me babe again, and i'm leaving this conversation.
baumy300(03:20:12): :(
sl1nky930159(03:20:21): do you ahve an ipod? I want to get one...
baumy300(03:20:51): Can't say I do
sl1nky930159(03:21:03): my name is roy
baumy300(03:21:25): well hey Roy, you sick fuck
sl1nky930159(03:21:36): fuck
baumy300(03:22:02): this is great, so hows life, Roy?
sl1nky930159(03:22:12): I've looked at life from both sides now, both win and lose and still somehow, it's life's illusions I recall. I really don't know life at all.
baumy300(03:22:30): Very philosiphical
baumy300(03:22:33): I like that in a man
sl1nky930159(03:22:42): hello? ugh aol keeps freezing on me
baumy300(03:22:53): well thats no fun you twisted fuck
sl1nky930159(03:23:03): fuck
baumy300(03:23:16): fuck
sl1nky930159(03:23:32): fuck
baumy300(03:23:36): fuck
sl1nky930159(03:23:50): uh... udoin ok over there?
sl1nky930159(03:24:00): :-p
baumy300(03:24:19): yes I am, fuck
sl1nky930159(03:24:35): was thta an insult?
baumy300(03:25:20): no, but needing to ask me to elaborate on grade school level comments is an insult only upon yourself
sl1nky930159(03:25:31): Ok
sl1nky930159(03:26:39): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
baumy300(03:27:21): no
baumy300(03:27:24): now go away
sl1nky930159(03:27:36): thats too bad
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[awesomeO 3000]

This is when I gor pranked.
FLYpap3r1277(10:14:33): Hello Clarence Murray
GreenDay10102(10:14:46): wahtsip?
FLYpap3r1277(10:14:57): so do u like pepsi or coke better?
GreenDay10102(10:15:09): Pepsi?
FLYpap3r1277(10:15:24): peps iis the best
GreenDay10102(10:15:36): Im watching the simpsons
FLYpap3r1277(10:15:46): doh!
GreenDay10102(10:16:01): bot. Your a sillly little bot.
FLYpap3r1277(10:16:15): im not a bot, lol did u really thin ki was?
GreenDay10102(10:16:32): Normal response, but Ill play along.
FLYpap3r1277(10:16:42): hello? ugh aol keesp freezing on me
GreenDay10102(10:16:52): ok.
GreenDay10102(10:16:54): lol.
FLYpap3r1277(10:17:02): it IS ok, ha
GreenDay10102(10:17:02): Take me now.
FLYpap3r1277(10:17:12): u say some interesting things... lol
GreenDay10102(10:17:25): I hate you, bot.
GreenDay10102(10:17:30): Ebaum Not.
FLYpap3r1277(10:17:37): uh huh... srue lol
GreenDay10102(10:17:37): *Bot.
FLYpap3r1277(10:17:46): im not a bot, lol did u really think I was?
GreenDay10102(10:17:55): Homer.
GreenDay10102(10:18:06): You type slow bot.
FLYpap3r1277(10:18:09): do u have an ipod? I want to get one...
GreenDay10102(10:18:21): botbotbotbotbotbot.
FLYpap3r1277(10:18:34): u say some itneresting things... lol
GreenDay10102(10:18:51): u say some interesting things... lol
FLYpap3r1277(10:19:07): haha
GreenDay10102(10:19:12): haha
FLYpap3r1277(10:19:21): lol
GreenDay10102(10:19:24): lol
FLYpap3r1277(10:19:33): haha
FLYpap3r1277(10:19:44): :-p
GreenDay10102(10:19:55): I'll get my jizz all over ya honey.
FLYpap3r1277(10:20:06): alrighty then
GreenDay10102(10:20:25): REALLY?!
FLYpap3r1277(10:20:38): for sure
GreenDay10102(10:20:42): flapflapflapflapflapflap.There ya go.
FLYpap3r1277(10:20:54): alrighty then
GreenDay10102(10:21:16): Ebaum Bot.
FLYpap3r1277(10:21:28): lmao, i'm not a bot
GreenDay10102(10:21:45): Im a bot.
FLYpap3r1277(10:21:57): lmao, i'm not a bot
GreenDay10102(10:22:15): Im a bot, your a bot, were all bots!
FLYpap3r1277(10:22:27): lmao, i'm not a bot
GreenDay10102(10:22:39): Oh bye the way Ebaumers, this is AwesomeO3000
FLYpap3r1277(10:22:53): please dont leave me, i'm lonely
GreenDay10102(10:23:15): Desperate lonely?
GreenDay10102(10:23:16): asl
FLYpap3r1277(10:23:26): :-)
GreenDay10102(10:23:29): asl
FLYpap3r1277(10:23:39): 23/male/california
GreenDay10102(10:23:45): male?
FLYpap3r1277(10:23:55): :-D
GreenDay10102(10:23:55): I thought you were a girl!
FLYpap3r1277(10:24:07): lol
GreenDay10102(10:24:13): peace dude for real.
FLYpap3r1277(10:24:25): so do u like pepsi or coke better?
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[Zeeboe]

Prank started at 04:12 PM on 18 Jul 2005.

SexyGatoradez346(4:02:17): Sup fellow Harry Potter fanC an you believe that Scape killed Dumbledore in the latest book
Mdiva613(4:03:28): that was horrible, i didnt expect it
SexyGatoradez346(4:03:35): u doin ok over there?
Mdiva613(4:03:49): yea
SexyGatoradez346(4:04:01): oh ok
Mdiva613(4:04:08): lo
Mdiva613(4:04:10): l
SexyGatoradez346(4:04:25): have you seen the new War of the Worlds? I thought it was really good
Mdiva613(4:04:34): i havent
SexyGatoradez346(4:04:45): lol
SexyGatoradez346(4:05:57): is there something u want to know about me?
Mdiva613(4:06:50): did u get my s/n off the chat?
SexyGatoradez346(4:06:59): once, manyy ears ago
SexyGatoradez346(4:07:30): :-p
SexyGatoradez346(4:08:12): Please talk to me
Mdiva613(4:08:59): o i will
Mdiva613(4:09:01): jw
SexyGatoradez346(4:09:12): htinking? lol
Mdiva613(4:09:44): no i was getting a snack
SexyGatoradez346(4:09:57): ok then
Mdiva613(4:10:01): ;p;
Mdiva613(4:10:01): lol*
SexyGatoradez346(4:10:14): :-P
Mdiva613(4:10:33): sob when did u finish the book?
SexyGatoradez346(4:10:44): im not that interesting ,lol
SexyGatoradez346(4:11:51): u doin ok over there?
Mdiva613(4:11:58): yes
SexyGatoradez346(4:12:07): cool
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Prank started at 03:41 PM on 18 Jul 2005.

Buddahsmoka12173(3:31:53): Hi Taylor I have questions
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:32:01): k
Buddahsmoka12173(3:32:12): that's good
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:32:18): wat?
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:32:22): who iz this?
Buddahsmoka12173(3:32:26): thats an interesting question, isn't it?
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:32:37): who iz thiz??!
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:32:50): this**
Buddahsmoka12173(3:32:51): thats an interesting question, isn't it?
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:33:01): WHO THE FUCK IZ THIS?
Buddahsmoka12173(3:33:10): I'm andy
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:33:17): ok how did yew get muh s/n?
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:33:19): ?
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:33:20): ?
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:33:20): ?
Buddahsmoka12173(3:33:29): i dunno where I got ure sn, u were just on my buddy list... strange
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:33:37): andy milonakis?
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:33:38): lol
Buddahsmoka12173(3:33:48): have u ever been skydiving? i want to sometime...
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:34:02): nope y would yew IM me & say this?
Buddahsmoka12173(3:34:17): yea...
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:34:24): OMGG
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:34:25): omg**
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:34:33): who r yew?
Buddahsmoka12173(3:34:34): crap, I was gonna ask u something but I cant remember now lol
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:34:49): wat?
Buddahsmoka12173(3:35:02): i dont remember anymore lol
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:35:08): umm
XoXHeLLKiTTenXoX(3:35:13): yer crazi
Buddahsmoka12173(3:35:20): lol
Buddahsmoka12173(3:36:34): Are you still there?
Buddahsmoka12173(3:37:04): :-p
Buddahsmoka12173(3:37:48): Please talk to me
Buddahsmoka12173(3:38:55): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
Buddahsmoka12173(3:40:01): Are you still there?
Buddahsmoka12173(3:41:13): Your not talking
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[Spike Lee]

dyn0m1te93107(11:03:07): Hey pelicula
mrpel87(11:03:14): sup
dyn0m1te93107(11:03:30): what state do u live in?
mrpel87(11:03:42): The Great State of Texas
dyn0m1te93107(11:03:52): colo!
m0nit0r943258(11:04:10): hey! sorry, i switched screennames
mrpel87(11:04:25): okay
m0nit0r943258(11:04:39): yep
m0nit0r943258(11:05:46): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
mrpel87(11:05:52): i'm here i'm here
m0nit0r943258(11:06:01): do u still live with ur parents?
mrpel87(11:06:05): yeah
mrpel87(11:06:13): i'm only 17, so yeah
m0nit0r943258(11:06:15): alrighty then
mrpel87(11:07:15): hey, you know spike lee?
m0nit0r943258(11:07:29): maybe ;-)
mrpel87(11:07:34): he asked me to ask you
mrpel87(11:07:39): what's with the fireworks?
m0nit0r943258(11:07:43): me? no
m0nit0r943258(11:08:18): :-p
m0nit0r943258(11:08:58): Are you still there?
mrpel87(11:09:02): yeah yeah
m0nit0r943258(11:09:14): cool
mrpel87(11:09:22): when i'm not here, you'll know
mrpel87(11:09:24): okay?
m0nit0r943258(11:09:35): i'll probably neverk now lol
m0nit0r943258(11:10:44): is there something u want to know abuot me?
mrpel87(11:10:51): hmmm....
m0nit0r943258(11:11:02): what state do you live in?
mrpel87(11:11:06): Tx
mrpel87(11:11:08): you?
m0nit0r943258(11:11:17): ohw old r u?
mrpel87(11:11:23): 17
m0nit0r943258(11:11:37): did you know there r coffee flavored PEZ? wierd...
mrpel87(11:11:45): what?
mrpel87(11:11:52): i've never heard of that
m0nit0r943258(11:11:54): thats an interesting question, isn't it?
mrpel87(11:12:01): absolutely
m0nit0r943258(11:12:15): the stupid phone keeps ringing and i dont wanna answer it, haha
m0nit0r943258: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Mr. Pelicula]

I'm gonna get you. I'M GONNA GET THIS BITCH!

AHHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHAAHA



OPRAH!

[Zeeboe]

Prank started at 11:41 PM on 18 Jul 2005.


coolcomic121(11:31:45): hi i go 2 ur school a pal of urs gave me ur sn i hear ur single
BenevolentVampyr(11:32:16): ummm...who is this?
coolcomic121(11:32:29): I'm steve
BenevolentVampyr(11:32:42): steve?
BenevolentVampyr(11:32:49): did u go to my school last year?
coolcomic121(11:32:51): yea...
BenevolentVampyr(11:33:30): were u in the year book?
coolcomic121(11:33:41): i'll probably never know lol
BenevolentVampyr(11:34:32): lol
BenevolentVampyr(11:34:38): so who gave u this sn?
coolcomic121(11:34:44): hahaha
BenevolentVampyr(11:35:15): ?
coolcomic121(11:35:25): realyl?
BenevolentVampyr(11:36:28): ummm...I am sorry but I am just curious I dont like talking to people I dont really know, so can you please tell me who gave you my screen name...
coolcomic121(11:36:36): where did u go? lol
BenevolentVampyr(11:36:53): what do u mean?
coolcomic121(11:37:00): :-p
BenevolentVampyr(11:37:42): well can you at least tell me who you are...like name age school grade etc?
coolcomic121(11:37:51): I am always well
BenevolentVampyr(11:38:28): u are always well?
BenevolentVampyr(11:38:36): that is irrelevant to my question
coolcomic121(11:38:39): I am always well
coolcomic121(11:39:55): u seem niteresting, can we talk more?
BenevolentVampyr(11:40:34): I guess but first I need to know who you are and how you got my screen name
coolcomic121(11:40:43): but i'm just getting to know u better
BenevolentVampyr(11:40:59): ok, but I still wanna no who you are
BenevolentVampyr(11:41:10): I dont like not knowing who I am talking to
coolcomic121(11:41:14): why not?
BenevolentVampyr(11:41:26): because I dont
coolcomic121(11:41:38): really?
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[Spike Lee]

wutevaukno12(5:15:09): Hey its Mrs Rober
theused703(5:15:25): ?
wutevaukno12(5:15:37): lol
theused703(5:15:42): who is it
wutevaukno12(5:15:58): ;-)
theused703(5:16:34): :-!
wutevaukno12(5:16:46): what state do you live in?
theused703(5:17:04): texas.
wutevaukno12(5:17:14): i bet you're really hot aren't u? ;-)
wutevaukno12(5:18:23): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
theused703(5:18:46): who are you? you said you were mrs roberts. so it has to be someone on staff.
wutevaukno12(5:18:57): I'm jennie
theused703(5:19:57): i know mrs robert's sn, & this isn't it.
wutevaukno12(5:20:07): Your not talking
wutevaukno12(5:20:18): -:p
theused703(5:21:13): come on, who is this?
wutevaukno12(5:21:17): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
wutevaukno12(5:22:36): u doin ok over there?
theused703(5:22:47): yup
wutevaukno12(5:22:59): alrighty
wutevaukno12(5:24:09): is there something u want to know about me?
theused703(5:24:41): yeah.. who the hell im talking to would be nice.
wutevaukno12(5:24:56): thats good
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[Maxvolume675]

Prank started at 12:58 AM on 23 Jul 2005.


sobics555(00:48:12): hey i go to the same school as you
BMX2005123(00:48:41): wot school
sobics555(00:48:56): i never did like school
BMX2005123(00:49:23): wot school tell me or i no your liein
sobics555(00:49:33): you want me to tell you?
BMX2005123(00:50:04): wot chang colour
sobics555(00:50:15): how oldr u?
BMX2005123(00:50:20): 11
sobics555(00:50:30): u ok over there? lol
BMX2005123(00:50:42): ye
sobics555(00:50:51): ugh
BMX2005123(00:50:57): w t f
sobics555(00:51:07): really?
BMX2005123(00:51:12): so wot school
sobics555(00:51:23): school can be a good experience, if you do it right.
BMX2005123(00:51:41): w t f u chatin bout lad
sobics555(00:51:50): what about me?
BMX2005123(00:52:00): nout
sobics555(00:52:10): :-\
BMX2005123(00:52:22): so wot school
sobics555(00:52:32): i never did like school
BMX2005123(00:52:57): w t f tell me wot school u went 2
sobics555(00:53:11): you want me to tell you?
BMX2005123(00:53:16): ye
sobics555(00:53:24): :-p
BMX2005123(00:53:31): fuk u
sobics555(00:53:41): me? no
BMX2005123(00:54:13): soz dat was all me lil sis shes a bitch im 16
sobics555(00:54:24): Excuse me? dont talk t ome like that
BMX2005123(00:55:02): wot i cant read dat riten its da colour change it plz
sobics555(00:55:14): me? no
BMX2005123(00:55:42): fuk u im goin coz u chat out ur ass
sobics555(00:55:55): i love a good ass
BMX2005123(00:56:28): well go find 1 in the gay bogs bof
sobics555(00:56:43): crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
BMX2005123(00:57:08): fuk off bitch ur an ass
sobics555(00:57:19): i love a good ass
BMX2005123(00:57:29): fuk off
sobics555(00:57:43): yea...
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First post

[Losing Grip On]

Man I cant stop cracking up here

SHarris938160(7:42:45): Whatsu p
Dooh Divad(7:43:16): hey
Dooh Divad(7:43:18): who is this/
SHarris938160(7:43:26): hows itg oin?
Dooh Divad(7:43:30): purty good
SHarris938160(7:43:42): ok
Dooh Divad(7:43:46): who is this
Dooh Divad(7:43:50): i prolly forgot
Dooh Divad(7:43:53): or somethin
SHarris938160(7:43:59): I'm roy
Dooh Divad(7:44:02): roy?
Dooh Divad(7:44:08): hmmmmm
Dooh Divad(7:44:12): i dont think i know a roy lol
SHarris938160(7:44:14): lol
Dooh Divad(7:44:24): i know you dude?
SHarris938160(7:44:36): lol ok
Dooh Divad(7:44:40): do i know u
SHarris938160(7:44:49): u were on my buddy list for some reason a/s/l?
Dooh Divad(7:44:58): 17/M/TX
SHarris938160(7:45:06): crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
Dooh Divad(7:45:12): haha
Dooh Divad(7:45:13): hmmm
Dooh Divad(7:45:16): this is weird
Dooh Divad(7:45:19): i cant remember a roy
SHarris938160(7:45:24): lol
Dooh Divad(7:45:30): where u from?
Dooh Divad(7:45:32): texas?
SHarris938160(7:45:42): I live in washington you?
Dooh Divad(7:45:45): oh
Dooh Divad(7:45:45): wow
Dooh Divad(7:45:48): thats weird
Dooh Divad(7:45:52): LOL
SHarris938160(7:45:55): yea
Dooh Divad(7:46:02): well then u ever BEEN here?
Dooh Divad(7:46:10): i dont know how else ud know my screen name
Dooh Divad(7:46:11): lol
SHarris938160(7:46:12): what about me?
Dooh Divad(7:46:22): hmm?
Dooh Divad(7:46:26): im from texas
SHarris938160(7:46:33): dont think too hadr, ure head might explode
Dooh Divad(7:46:37): lo
Dooh Divad(7:46:42): for real
SHarris938160(7:46:47): are you any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha
Dooh Divad(7:46:52): me too dude
SHarris938160(7:47:06): I understand
Dooh Divad(7:47:13): ur a dude right?
Dooh Divad(7:47:15): lol
Dooh Divad(7:47:20): or did i just insult you
Dooh Divad(7:47:26): haha
SHarris938160(7:47:27): do u have an ipod? I want to get one...
Dooh Divad(7:47:30): not yet
Dooh Divad(7:47:34): i will soon hopefully
SHarris938160(7:47:39): the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it, haha
SHarris938160(7:47:55): -:p
Dooh Divad(7:48:11): what if its importat
SHarris938160(7:48:20): I dunno about that one
Dooh Divad(7:48:20): i know what u mean though
SHarris938160(7:48:30): its good u do know...
Dooh Divad(7:48:33): sometimes i just feel like talkin to people
Dooh Divad(7:48:35): like
SHarris938160(7:48:44): really?
Dooh Divad(7:49:10): a group of my friends jus called, and they're like what areyou doing, and i KNOW they're just gunna ask to come over and i really dont feel like havin people over right now cuz then i just have to clean up after everyone
Dooh Divad(7:49:19): my freiends, well this specific group is kinda a mess
SHarris938160(7:49:23): us ure? hmmm maybe not, can we talk tho?
Dooh Divad(7:49:35): ohhhhh
Dooh Divad(7:49:36): yeah
Dooh Divad(7:49:39): i didnt mean YOU
Dooh Divad(7:49:43): i meant on the phone
SHarris938160(7:49:44): what state d ou live in?
Dooh Divad(7:49:44): lol
Dooh Divad(7:49:46): texas
SHarris938160(7:49:54): u think thats funny? lol
Dooh Divad(7:50:05): well
Dooh Divad(7:50:07): i said it three times
Dooh Divad(7:50:07): lol
Dooh Divad(7:50:12): ;)
SHarris938160(7:50:19): :-\
SHarris938160(7:51:37): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
Dooh Divad(7:51:50): no prob
Dooh Divad(7:51:56): go ahead dude
Dooh Divad(7:51:57): im here
SHarris938160(7:51:59): dont think so
Dooh Divad(7:52:05): what?
Dooh Divad(7:52:08): u dont make a lot of sense
SHarris938160(7:52:16): i've been wondering that for a long time lol
Dooh Divad(7:52:22): what?
Dooh Divad(7:52:26): ok im confused now
SHarris938160(7:52:34): do u think so?
Dooh Divad(7:52:39): WHAT?
Dooh Divad(7:52:42): im confused!!!
SHarris938160: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Spike Lee]

That is probobly the best one.

[FLYINGDOG]

Prank started at 01:46 AM on 24 Jul 2005.


YuNGnSC12249(01:36:34): hiya
Splayer123456(01:36:48): Hey whats up bot
YuNGnSC12249(01:37:02): lol sorry, im no bot
Splayer123456(01:37:09): Yeah you are.
YuNGnSC12249(01:37:24): thats good
Splayer123456(01:37:32): so whats your name then?
YuNGnSC12249(01:37:42): I'm jennie
Splayer123456(01:37:57): yeah why do you have sex with fat old men
YuNGnSC12249(01:38:07): I dont think that is any of ur business
Splayer123456(01:38:31): well I dont think its a bots business to bother me.
YuNGnSC12249(01:38:42): my name is jennie
Splayer123456(01:39:01): Yeah how would you like a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up
YuNGnSC12249(01:39:10): was that an insult?
Splayer123456(01:39:33): No shit dumb ass bot,
YuNGnSC12249(01:39:47): lol sorry, mi no bot
Splayer123456(01:40:00): Bot cantnt speelfpel
Splayer123456(01:40:07): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
YuNGnSC12249(01:40:08): lol sorry, im no bot
Splayer123456(01:40:13): thats better
Splayer123456(01:40:17): so
Splayer123456(01:40:25): why are you so fat
YuNGnSC12249(01:40:26): so have u done anything exciting today?
Splayer123456(01:40:59): no I just sat on my ass waiting for you to talk to me jenny
YuNGnSC12249(01:41:09): do u have a sxey ass?
Splayer123456(01:41:19): yeah it looks like your face
YuNGnSC12249(01:41:30): cool
Splayer123456(01:41:38): yeah
YuNGnSC12249(01:41:46): -:p
Splayer123456(01:42:11): Hey your fat
YuNGnSC12249(01:42:20): what r u up to?
Splayer123456(01:42:31): Hey who ever sent this have fun reading
YuNGnSC12249(01:42:46): I'm jennie
Splayer123456(01:42:58): HEY RETARD
YuNGnSC12249(01:43:06): what are you doin?
Splayer123456(01:43:28): Im not sure
YuNGnSC12249(01:43:39): yea...
Splayer123456(01:43:41): hey
YuNGnSC12249(01:43:49): hows it goin?
Splayer123456(01:43:59): hows it going
YuNGnSC12249(01:44:10): pretty good, you?
YuNGnSC12249(01:45:23): ???
YuNGnSC12249(01:46:31): uh hello? why aren't you talking?


i was bored.

[doorknobopener]

MaltLicker87(01:35:18): hi
InThEeNdBot(01:35:25): as
MaltLicker87(01:35:40): ;-)
InThEeNdBot(01:35:50): a s l
MaltLicker87(01:36:02): :-D
InThEeNdBot(01:36:14): hello
MaltLicker87(01:36:26): hows it goin?
InThEeNdBot(01:36:31): asl first
InThEeNdBot(01:36:42): age sex and location
MaltLicker87(01:36:45): 17/female/washington
InThEeNdBot(01:36:50): 17 m
InThEeNdBot(01:36:53): it goin good
MaltLicker87(01:37:00): hmmm, what do u want to talk about?
InThEeNdBot(01:37:07): idk
MaltLicker87(01:37:15): ok
InThEeNdBot(01:37:16): im horney as hell rite now
MaltLicker87(01:37:29): you know it!, u?
InThEeNdBot(01:37:41): no i am horney rite now?
MaltLicker87(01:37:50): nope
InThEeNdBot(01:37:52): are u horney?
MaltLicker87(01:38:03): um, no?
InThEeNdBot(01:38:11): pics
MaltLicker87(01:38:23): sorry, i dont have a pic
InThEeNdBot(01:38:26): ok
MaltLicker87(01:38:40): yep
MaltLicker87(01:39:52): u doin ok over there?
InThEeNdBot(01:40:05): yeah im doin good
MaltLicker87(01:40:21): alrighty
MaltLicker87(01:40:28): :-p
InThEeNdBot(01:40:28): are u hot
MaltLicker87(01:40:41): no. what about you?
InThEeNdBot(01:41:19): yeah
InThEeNdBot(01:41:24): wut do u look like
MaltLicker87(01:41:28): cool
InThEeNdBot(01:42:22): wut do u look like
MaltLicker87(01:42:34): hmm.. im about 5'6, thin and blonde
InThEeNdBot(01:42:41): kool
InThEeNdBot(01:42:44): big tits
MaltLicker87(01:42:49): yeah baby!
InThEeNdBot(01:42:53): how big
MaltLicker87(01:43:05): I dunno aboutt hat one
InThEeNdBot(01:43:35): huh
MaltLicker87(01:43:47): lol what?
InThEeNdBot(01:43:54): how big are ur tits
MaltLicker87(01:44:05): i'm fine thank you
MaltLicker87(01:45:15): please talk, i'll be good lol
MaltLicker87: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

I think he caught on at the end

[FLYINGDOG]

Prank started at 02:09 AM on 24 Jul 2005.


thundastick23208(01:59:00): hiya
thundastick23208(02:00:22): Your not takling
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:00:40): who is this?
thundastick23208(02:00:50): jennie 17/female/california
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:00:59): how'd u get my sn?
thundastick23208(02:01:13): i found ure sn on my buddy list and I didnt recognize it, maybe we know each other somehow? lol
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:01:29): hmm have u had any other sn's befor ethis?
thundastick23208(02:01:38): me? no
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:01:43): hmm
thundastick23208(02:01:57): hmmm lol
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:02:55): i ahve no clue how i would know you..
thundastick23208(02:03:02): Please talk to me
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:03:09): did u ever live in ohio?
thundastick23208(02:03:21): once, many years ago
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:03:38): how old were u then?
thundastick23208(02:03:52): ripe old age of 17 ;-)
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:04:03): lol many years ago?
thundastick23208(02:04:12): :-p
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:04:26): did u know a caitie bolton?
thundastick23208(02:04:34): not really I try to forget it sometimes
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:04:39): huh?
thundastick23208(02:04:47): just think about it... lol
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:05:02): wi have no clue what your talking about
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:05:08): i8
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:05:11): i****
thundastick23208(02:05:12): lets talk about... sex baby lol jk
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:05:33): i think im gonna go lol
thundastick23208(02:05:45): :-d
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:05:48): bye
thundastick23208(02:05:56): but i'm just getting to know u better
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:06:12): i dont know u at all!! i dont even know how u got my fucking sn
thundastick23208(02:06:21): is that a porblem?
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:06:27): lol yes!
thundastick23208(02:06:38): u think thats funny? oll
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:07:24): i'll see you later
thundastick23208(02:07:36): im not that interesting, lol
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:07:46): i.dont.know.you
thundastick23208(02:07:57): so, whats your point?
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:08:12): so ur acting like i do
thundastick23208(02:08:28): ;-)
BoXcAr RaCeR649(02:08:55): fucking wierdo



never knew what hit him. :D


Prank started at 02:05 AM on 24 Jul 2005.


MaltLicker172(01:55:33): whats up
killpop34(01:55:39): hey....
MaltLicker172(01:55:52): hows it goin?
killpop34(01:55:56): good I guess
killpop34(01:55:57): you
MaltLicker172(01:56:05): do you really think it's likely that you guess?
killpop34(01:56:13): hmm then its going good
MaltLicker172(01:56:26): ok
killpop34(01:56:30): Whos htis
MaltLicker172(01:56:45): your weird lol
killpop34(01:56:51): Fucking bot suck it
MaltLicker172(01:57:02): lol sorry, im no bot
killpop34(01:57:09): Suck it caca
MaltLicker172(01:57:21): electrolux really sucks
killpop34(01:57:38): Wtf is that
MaltLicker172(01:57:50): i thought so
killpop34(01:58:08): Your name should be balllicker instead
MaltLicker172(01:58:18): did you know theer are coffee flavored PEZ? wierd...
killpop34(01:58:32): What me to daze my balls in sugar and out them in your mouth?
MaltLicker172(01:58:45): i'll probably never know lol
killpop34(01:58:58): Here let me do it
killpop34(01:59:08): *grabs yo ugly face and james balls into your mouth
MaltLicker172(01:59:10): so do u like pepsi or coke better?
killpop34(01:59:11): you like that?
MaltLicker172(01:59:20): u really think so?
killpop34(01:59:35): I dunno I put them in your mouth
MaltLicker172(01:59:47): thats odd
killpop34(01:59:53): YEah you liekd it htough
MaltLicker172(02:00:04): maybe ;-)
killpop34(02:00:12): FAggot
MaltLicker172(02:00:23): huh?
killpop34(02:00:31): gay?
MaltLicker172(02:00:44): u say some interesting things... lol
MaltLicker172(02:00:46): :-p
killpop34(02:00:49): Shut the fuck up
MaltLicker172(02:01:01): uh... u doin ok over there?
killpop34(02:01:30): Suck my balls
MaltLicker172(02:01:39): do you need a vacuum cleaner?
killpop34(02:01:51): Yeah for my balls
MaltLicker172(02:02:05): thats good
killpop34(02:02:16): I guess i
MaltLicker172(02:02:28): uh huh... sure lol
killpop34(02:02:39): dumb shit
MaltLicker172(02:02:53): did somethin go wrong?
killpop34(02:03:29): Yeah, your face
MaltLicker172(02:03:42): thats good
MaltLicker172(02:04:50): please talk, i'll be good lol
killpop34(02:04:59): Sick bastard


heh


Prank started at 02:47 AM on 24 Jul 2005.


widdlestix41(02:37:50): hiya
blackswordd2(02:37:55): hello
widdlestix41(02:38:07): how are you?
blackswordd2(02:38:12): im fine who is this?
widdlestix41(02:38:22): my name is jennie
blackswordd2(02:38:29): ¿
widdlestix41(02:38:44): really?
blackswordd2(02:38:58): doesn't ring a bell yet
blackswordd2(02:39:04): im rly slow in the head
widdlestix41(02:39:09): ;-)
blackswordd2(02:39:24): ok then where do u know me from?
widdlestix41(02:39:34): I live in california you?
blackswordd2(02:39:45): no no like internet
widdlestix41(02:39:59): dont tihnk so
blackswordd2(02:40:16): then how did u get my sn?
widdlestix41(02:40:27): u were on my buddy list for some reason a/s/l?
blackswordd2(02:40:50): umm nearly 17/m/IL
widdlestix41(02:41:05): have u ever been skydiving? i want to sometime...
blackswordd2(02:41:16): i have not
blackswordd2(02:41:21): a/s/l?
widdlestix41(02:41:28): really?
blackswordd2(02:41:38): only fair
widdlestix41(02:41:47): what state do you live in?
blackswordd2(02:41:56): i said so up there
widdlestix41(02:42:09): really?
blackswordd2(02:42:16): what?
blackswordd2(02:42:19): im lost
widdlestix41(02:42:29): i'll probably never know lol
blackswordd2(02:42:59): im confused beyond natrual reson
widdlestix41(02:43:00): :-p
widdlestix41(02:44:23): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
blackswordd2(02:44:29): i dont know
blackswordd2(02:44:36): lack of capable brain cells?
widdlestix41(02:44:41): that's too bad
blackswordd2(02:44:48): im down to 2
blackswordd2(02:44:55): ones lost and the other is looking for it
widdlestix41(02:45:01): u ok over there? lol
blackswordd2(02:45:51): ok, so ur name is jennie, u live in CA, i was on ur buddy list
blackswordd2(02:45:57): but how old r u?
widdlestix41(02:46:03): im not that interesting, lol
widdlestix41(02:47:20): where did u go? lol
blackswordd2(02:47:25): im here
blackswordd2(02:47:30): i asked a question tho


another one that had no clue.


Prank started at 04:24 AM on 24 Jul 2005.


labelpuncher160(04:14:32): hey skiz hows it going
Skizla3737(04:14:38): not bad
Skizla3737(04:14:40): who be ye?
labelpuncher160(04:14:51): u say some interesting things... lol
Skizla3737(04:14:58): where?
labelpuncher160(04:15:10): I dunno about that one
Skizla3737(04:15:29): who are you?
labelpuncher160(04:15:41): my name is andy
Skizla3737(04:15:49): whats ur name on the forums
labelpuncher160(04:15:59): andy 17/male/california
labelpuncher160(04:17:10): where di du go? lol
Skizla3737(04:17:15): nowhere
Skizla3737(04:17:25): i just dont know who you are, i havent seen you around really
Skizla3737(04:17:27): are you new?
labelpuncher160(04:17:31): i just got my newl aptop today, i'm excited
Skizla3737(04:17:53): answer the questions?
labelpuncher160(04:18:03): so what r u doing right now?
Skizla3737(04:18:22): haxoring your computer
labelpuncher160(04:18:35): do you enjoy computers?
Skizla3737(04:18:50): about as much as i enjoy haxoring your computer
labelpuncher160(04:19:01): wtf dont talk to me like that!
Skizla3737(04:19:15): is this a joke?
Skizla3737(04:19:20): ive been punked!
Skizla3737(04:19:27): lolzorz
labelpuncher160(04:19:29): what do u think?
labelpuncher160(04:19:44): :-p
labelpuncher160(04:20:48): Please talk to me
Skizla3737(04:20:59): FUCK YOU JESUS CHRIST
labelpuncher160(04:21:11): was that an insult?
Skizla3737(04:21:13): IM CALLING THE COPS YOU FUCKING PERVERT
labelpuncher160(04:21:24): what about me?
Skizla3737(04:21:44): I said I don't care what ya heard
Skizla3737(04:21:51): My sideburns flap like a bird
labelpuncher160(04:21:56): really?
Skizla3737(04:22:00): no shit dude
labelpuncher160(04:22:10): ru ok?
Skizla3737(04:22:15): r u ko?
labelpuncher160(04:22:27): um, no?
Skizla3737(04:22:36): deal.
Skizla3737(04:22:40): see you there
labelpuncher160(04:22:46): how old r u?
Skizla3737(04:22:57): Old enough.
labelpuncher160(04:23:09): oldi s no good
Skizla3737(04:23:15): how old are you?
labelpuncher160(04:23:25): i am 17
Skizla3737(04:23:37): Me too.
labelpuncher160(04:23:47): Ohh ok
labelpuncher160: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com


i think Skizla knew, but played along.

[FLYINGDOG]

had to start a new post, old one was too long.


Prank started at 04:28 AM on 24 Jul 2005.


Sch1ltz2319(04:18:33): ihya
jourdan2004(04:18:40): Sup
jourdan2004(04:18:43): Who is this?
Sch1ltz2319(04:18:49): so what r u doing right now?
jourdan2004(04:19:02): Haha, your asking funny questions.
Sch1ltz2319(04:19:13): lol
jourdan2004(04:19:20): Why did you say lol?
jourdan2004(04:19:27): Whats your name?
Sch1ltz2319(04:19:33): what? a person's not allowed to laugh these days?
jourdan2004(04:19:44): Look, I know your a bot.
Sch1ltz2319(04:19:56): lmao, i'm not a bot
jourdan2004(04:19:58): Faggot.
jourdan2004(04:20:04): Stfu.
jourdan2004(04:20:07): Bot
Sch1ltz2319(04:20:14): really?
jourdan2004(04:20:21): Really?
jourdan2004(04:20:22): WTF
Sch1ltz2319(04:20:33): for sure
jourdan2004(04:20:45): Well, just to make whoever sent me this bot happy, whatsup.
Sch1ltz2319(04:20:58): i am that stupid that u would actually think i am a robot? lol
jourdan2004(04:21:06): Yeah
Sch1ltz2319(04:21:16): thats good
jourdan2004(04:21:38): Whats good?
Sch1ltz2319(04:21:52): ;-)
Sch1ltz2319(04:23:00): ???
Sch1ltz2319(04:23:43): :-p
Sch1ltz2319(04:24:09): please talk, i'll be good lol
jourdan2004(04:24:19): Faggot
Sch1ltz2319(04:24:27): the stupid phone keeps ringing and i dont wanna answer it, haha
jourdan2004(04:24:38): HAHAAHAHAHA OMFG LMOA ROTFL
Sch1ltz2319(04:24:50): so have you done anything exciting today?
jourdan2004(04:24:52): ;-)I know you aren't a bot.
jourdan2004(04:24:56): I was just kidding.
Sch1ltz2319(04:25:02): bot?u mm... lmao i aint no bot lol
jourdan2004(04:25:23): Haha
jourdan2004(04:25:27): Nice answer
Sch1ltz2319(04:25:37): haha
jourdan2004(04:26:14): If the person who sent this doesn't aim me, they are gay.
Sch1ltz2319(04:26:23): andy 17/male/california
Sch1ltz2319(04:27:38): where did u go? lol
jourdan2004(04:27:45): wtf
Sch1ltz2319(04:27:57): are u confused or what?
jourdan2004(04:27:57): You are the most retarted bot out there.
jourdan2004(04:28:03): Smarterchild kills you.
Sch1ltz2319(04:28:09): no lol


bwahahahaha

[joka]

Haha, your so funny flying dog.


The bot's icon gives it away, I add all the bots so I know.

[moose]

I keep getting pranked and then the first words I say are spike lee shut the fuck up and block the bot

[Spike Lee]

Not me. I've been getting pranked. I suspected you. It's not me though.

[Caricature]

Some reason I just always know it's a bot... Don't ask how I know it's just too easy to tell.

[FLYINGDOG]

I had one I wish i'd saved.

it was hotsauce, and he was fallin for it until the bot said some random shit like "LOL, I am so dehydrated :)"

then he said "fuck you bot" and blocked it.

[Spike Lee]

You can also tell by the warning level.

[FLYINGDOG]

hammered_soul......

Prank started at 01:23 AM on 25 Jul 2005.


sobics568(01:19:50): are you hammered
PrinterBat(01:20:11): um, yes. who would this be?
sobics568(01:20:24): andy 17/male/california
PrinterBat(01:20:34): hey bot
sobics568(01:20:46): u really think i am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
PrinterBat(01:20:55): 9 minutes to go
sobics568(01:21:06): are u any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha
PrinterBat(01:21:15): 9 and a half, i believe
sobics568(01:21:26): lmao, i'm not a bot
PrinterBat(01:21:41): ok, do you like the harry potter books?
sobics568(01:21:50): what about me?
PrinterBat(01:21:59): you're a bot
sobics568(01:22:09): im not a bot ,lol did u really think i was?
PrinterBat(01:22:34): well, i just sent one to a friend, so she probably knows its me
PrinterBat(01:22:38): hi advantagebandage
sobics568(01:22:47): what r uup to?
PrinterBat(01:23:00): 7 i believe now
sobics568(01:23:09): i am 17


he warned the bot and the convo ended....but that led to....

Prank started at 01:43 AM on 25 Jul 2005.


Trillvizzilezz99(01:33:05): have you been chatting with my BF
advantagebandage(01:33:28): whos your bf?
Trillvizzilezz99(01:33:36): so have you done anything exciting today?
advantagebandage(01:33:51): ooo yay another one
Trillvizzilezz99(01:34:02): what state do u live in?
advantagebandage(01:34:55): testicles are nice
Trillvizzilezz99(01:35:06): lol your funny
advantagebandage(01:35:27): im aware thanks
Trillvizzilezz99(01:35:41): no worries mate
Trillvizzilezz99(01:36:51): where did u go? lol
wutevaukno227(01:37:30): hey! sorry, i switched screennames
advantagebandage(01:37:49): oh jeeeeesuz
wutevaukno227(01:38:00): is there something u want to know about me?
wutevaukno227(01:38:16): :-p
wutevaukno227(01:39:16): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
wutevaukno227(01:40:19): Your not talking
advantagebandage(01:40:34): eat my fecal matter please?
wutevaukno227(01:40:47): :-D
wutevaukno227(01:41:58): where did u go? lol
advantagebandage(01:42:14): come on already and stop
wutevaukno227(01:42:28): did u know there are coffee flavored PEZ? wierd...


and now for something DRTY!!

Prank started at 01:44 AM on 25 Jul 2005.


t0uchback93208(01:37:02): Can you hook me up with some sweet photoshop
DrTyRoCk(01:37:13): what exactly?
t0uchback93208(01:37:24): thats an interesting question, isn't it?
DrTyRoCk(01:37:31): quite
t0uchback93208(01:37:42): man, I am tired
DrTyRoCk(01:37:52): <insert_coffee>
t0uchback93208(01:38:06): oh crap i forgot my dentist appointment :-/ oops
DrTyRoCk(01:38:21): that sucks
t0uchback93208(01:38:32): i thought so
t0uchback93208(01:39:43): u doin ok over there?
DrTyRoCk(01:39:51): i'm doing excellent
t0uchback93208(01:40:02): i just got my new laptop today, i'm excited
DrTyRoCk(01:40:56): sweet
t0uchback93208(01:41:12): yea...
t0uchback93208(01:42:13): :-p
t0uchback93208(01:42:21): Please talk to me
DrTyRoCk(01:42:48): damn i fell for it again
t0uchback93208(01:43:01): lol
t0uchback93208(01:44:15): ???
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...


bwahahaha I have become one with the AIMbot!

[moose]

Not me. I've been getting pranked. I suspected you. It's not me though.

It's not me I only did it to you once....

[bewareg]

yeah' but that the reason

[ComedyLiker34]

Here some of mine:

Prank 1:

ch1llywilly108(11:37:59): hey whats up
bxbombers213(11:38:23): chillen you
ch1llywilly108(11:38:34): im not that interesting, lol
bxbombers213(11:38:52): who is this
ch1llywilly108(11:39:03): I'm roy
bxbombers213(11:39:23): tru....
ch1llywilly108(11:39:31): huh?
bxbombers213(11:39:43): nm
ch1llywilly108(11:39:56): huh?
bxbombers213(11:40:01): nothing
ch1llywilly108(11:40:10): ah, just another relaxing day on the computer
bxbombers213(11:40:21): wait .. how did u get my sn?
ch1llywilly108(11:40:34): i dont mean to bother u but i found ure sn on my buddy list for reason
bxbombers213(11:41:02): hmmmmmmm ... ummm wuts ur last name?
ch1llywilly108(11:41:12): oh crap i forgot my dentist appointment :-/ oops
bxbombers213(11:41:24): right
ch1llywilly108(11:41:37): ok good
bxbombers213(11:41:54): right..
ch1llywilly108(11:42:04): ok
ch1llywilly108(11:43:12): :-p
ch1llywilly108(11:43:18): u doin ok over there?
bxbombers213(11:43:23): sure
ch1llywilly108(11:43:32): sweet
bxbombers213(11:43:59): wuts ur last name?
ch1llywilly108(11:44:09): do u still live with your parents?
bxbombers213(11:44:28): um yah
ch1llywilly108(11:44:38): are u online a lot?
bxbombers213(11:44:40): no
ch1llywilly108(11:44:50): thats too bad
bxbombers213(11:44:58): iight i dont kno how the hell u r
ch1llywilly108(11:45:06): i'm fine thank you
ch1llywilly108(11:46:21): hwere did u go? lol
ch1llywilly108(11:47:31): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
bxbombers213(11:47:45): i dont kno who u r!
ch1llywilly108: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

Prank 2:

ch1llywilly122(11:42:29): hey whats up
Whisperwind SirJ(11:42:37): hi?
ch1llywilly122(11:42:53): hows it goin?
Whisperwind SirJ(11:43:06): do i know you
ch1llywilly122(11:43:14): u were on my buddy list for some reason a/s/l?
ch1llywilly122(11:44:28): hello? i just want ot talk to u for a bit
Whisperwind SirJ(11:44:46): okay then
ch1llywilly122(11:44:55): laright
ch1llywilly122(11:46:07): Are you still there?
Whisperwind SirJ(11:46:17): yeah i'm stil here
ch1llywilly122(11:46:27): thats good
Whisperwind SirJ(11:46:47): haha
Whisperwind SirJ(11:46:50): so who are you
ch1llywilly122(11:46:56): lol
ch1llywilly122(11:47:40): :-p
ch1llywilly122(11:48:09): u doin ok over there?
Whisperwind SirJ(11:48:18): why wouldn't i be?
ch1llywilly122(11:48:30): thats an interesting question, isn't it?
Whisperwind SirJ(11:49:07): very interesting
ch1llywilly122(11:49:17): :-D
ch1llywilly122(11:50:33): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
Whisperwind SirJ(11:50:39): b/c idk who you are
ch1llywilly122(11:50:55): we can still chat anyways
Whisperwind SirJ(11:51:05): so you're just not gonna tell me?
ch1llywilly122(11:51:15): you want em to tell you?
Whisperwind SirJ(11:51:27): ya think?
ch1llywilly122(11:51:41): o hok
ch1llywilly122: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

Prank 3:

borrdVermin678(11:44:52): hey you and me went on a cruise together remember
Z Bro17(11:45:06): wats ur name
borrdVermin678(11:45:21): what state do ul ive in?
Z Bro17(11:45:26): PA
borrdVermin678(11:45:34): i bet you're really hot aren't u? ;-)
Z Bro17(11:46:00): i guess, who r u
borrdVermin678(11:46:10): steve 17/male/california
Z Bro17(11:46:28): o, i dont remember u
Z Bro17(11:46:33): i remember the cruise
borrdVermin678(11:46:37): me ?no
Z Bro17(11:46:53): wat?
borrdVermin678(11:47:04): i'll probably neve rknow lol
Z Bro17(11:47:24): o lol
borrdVermin678(11:47:36): funny stuff
borrdVermin678(11:48:43): where did u go? lol
Z Bro17(11:48:52): im still here
Z Bro17(11:48:59): yd u wait almost a full year to im me?
borrdVermin678(11:49:07): i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
borrdVermin678(11:50:02): :-p
PhelexTh3Dogy311(11:50:19): Your not talking
PhelexTh3Dogy311(11:50:21): hey! sorry, i switched screennames
Z Bro17(11:51:26): so y did u wait so long to im me?
PhelexTh3Dogy311(11:51:27): ???
Z Bro17(11:52:14): the cruise was last year
PhelexTh3Dogy311(11:52:24): are u online a lot?
Z Bro17(11:52:50): no
PhelexTh3Dogy311(11:53:04): why not?
Z Bro17(11:53:19): cuz i dont like random guys hittin on me
PhelexTh3Dogy311(11:53:32): im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
PhelexTh3Dogy311(11:54:40): uh hello ?why aren't you talking?
PhelexTh3Dogy311: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Caricature]

Fes Ferrerri: Hi. Are you there?
we5leyz: no
Fes Ferrerri: if i buy u ps will u use it?
we5leyz: why
we5leyz: dont buy me shit
Fes Ferrerri: cuz i can buy it cheaper than the average person
Fes Ferrerri: fine ill give u it as a gift
we5leyz: lol wtf
we5leyz: go download that shit
Fes Ferrerri: thats illegal
we5leyz: so are mexicans
we5leyz: you dont see them getting in trouble
Fes Ferrerri: touche...
Fes Ferrerri: u got a p2p prog?
we5leyz: go search for it
we5leyz: ur fucking fbi arent u
we5leyz: fuck off
Fes Ferrerri: www.********.com
Fes Ferrerri: i used to use that for music
we5leyz: im not falling for this trap!

[Spike Lee]

Hey you didnt use this against me did you?

[o-dog]

Prank started at 06:10 PM on 31 Jul 2005.


t0uchback93292(6:00:27): hey kelly how you been
EgyptianPrince82(6:00:59): good...who is this?
t0uchback93292(6:01:11): my name is jennie
EgyptianPrince82(6:01:33): hello, jennie
t0uchback93292(6:01:44): hows it goin?
EgyptianPrince82(6:01:48): pretty well
t0uchback93292(6:01:59): what state do u live in?
EgyptianPrince82(6:02:01): curious...how did you get my sn?
EgyptianPrince82(6:02:05): north carolina
t0uchback93292(6:02:14): im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
EgyptianPrince82(6:02:34): hmmm
t0uchback93292(6:02:48): the stupid phone keeps ringing and i dont wanna answer it, haha
EgyptianPrince82(6:03:29): what state are you from?
t0uchback93292(6:03:43): I live in california you?
EgyptianPrince82(6:04:17): i was in cali a few weeks ago
t0uchback93292(6:04:26): do we always have to talk about u? lol jk
EgyptianPrince82(6:04:43): ?
t0uchback93292(6:04:55): do u still live with your parents?
t0uchback93292(6:05:38): :-p
EgyptianPrince82(6:05:47): i just graduated from college
EgyptianPrince82(6:05:57): about to go to law school
t0uchback93292(6:06:00): really?
EgyptianPrince82(6:06:01): in cali, actually
EgyptianPrince82(6:06:06): yeah
t0uchback93292(6:06:15): i have been so tired lately, I cant wait till I can sleep in for once
EgyptianPrince82(6:06:33): how old are you?
t0uchback93292(6:06:46): 23
EgyptianPrince82(6:07:22): what part of cali are you from?
t0uchback93292(6:07:34): i live in the nice part of downtown, lol
EgyptianPrince82(6:08:16): downtown what?
liten1ng80(6:08:29): i bet you're really hot aren't u? ;-)
liten1ng80(6:08:41): hey! sorry, i switched screennames
EgyptianPrince82(6:08:48): this is crazy
EgyptianPrince82(6:08:51): how did you get my sn?
liten1ng80(6:09:02): lol r u confused or somethnig?
EgyptianPrince82(6:09:06): actually yea
liten1ng80(6:09:16): alrighty
EgyptianPrince82(6:09:34): is this some kind of virus shit?
liten1ng80(6:09:43): do u think so?
EgyptianPrince82(6:09:49): hell if i know
liten1ng80(6:10:04): lmao, i'm not a bot
EgyptianPrince82(6:10:22): then who the hell are you?
liten1ng80: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[James Cookie]

Dooh Divad: ?
JameS COOkie III: finally
JameS COOkie III: i need the bible study page so i can recite it
Dooh Divad: sorry was at grocery store
Dooh Divad: what are you talking about
Dooh Divad: do i know u?
JameS COOkie III: THE PAGE PLEASE
Dooh Divad: i dont take fucking bible study
JameS COOkie III: omgosh
Dooh Divad: god
Dooh Divad: god damnit
JameS COOkie III: no because im christian
JameS COOkie III: and you should be ashamed
Dooh Divad: obviously since u take bible study
Dooh Divad: and no
Dooh Divad: im not shamed
JameS COOkie III: why are you under"church" then in my BL?
Dooh Divad: god isnt stupid
Dooh Divad: how the fuck should i know
Dooh Divad: i never talked to you in my fuckin life
JameS COOkie III: dude you don't need to swear
Dooh Divad: never said i did
Dooh Divad: but i do it anyway
JameS COOkie III: im sorry for any inconvienence this has caused you
JameS COOkie III: good night
Dooh Divad: God doesnt make these stupid rules for us
Dooh Divad: wait
JameS COOkie III: ?
Dooh Divad: who are oyu?
JameS COOkie III: james cooke?
JameS COOkie III: liek from church
Dooh Divad: how did u get my screen name?
Dooh Divad: dude i dont GO to church
Dooh Divad: i live in austin, tx, im 17 years old
JameS COOkie III: there must have been some mixup
JameS COOkie III: i am 24
Dooh Divad: oh ok
Dooh Divad: and fyi
JameS COOkie III: and live in massachustts
Dooh Divad: i do believe in God
Dooh Divad: so dont say im goin to hell
JameS COOkie III: but coem down to austin every summer
Dooh Divad: i see
JameS COOkie III: well abilene
JameS COOkie III: and then on a road trip
JameS COOkie III: did you leave your sn anywhere?
Dooh Divad: mmm
Dooh Divad: i dunno
JameS COOkie III: like on a peice of paper for someone to find?
Dooh Divad: ur name sounds familiar
JameS COOkie III: did you go clubbin or something?
Dooh Divad: no
Dooh Divad: im 17
JameS COOkie III: mabey i was wasted
Dooh Divad: lol
JameS COOkie III: hmmm this is odd
Dooh Divad: hmm
Dooh Divad: well wait
Dooh Divad: i think i know what happened
JameS COOkie III: ?
Dooh Divad: do you have kids my age in ur bible stufy?
JameS COOkie III: yeah were jsut any age
Dooh Divad: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dooh Divad: ok
Dooh Divad: is there someone named jake
JameS COOkie III: lol that must have been what happened
JameS COOkie III: yeah
Dooh Divad: i see
JameS COOkie III: and a chris
Dooh Divad: how old
Dooh Divad: how old is he?
JameS COOkie III: hmm not sure
Dooh Divad: lik my age
Dooh Divad: right?
Dooh Divad: a ten
Dooh Divad: teen
JameS COOkie III: yeah or going in 20's
Dooh Divad: oh
Dooh Divad: hmm
JameS COOkie III: whats his last name
Dooh Divad: well i know a jake who lives up in the north and who goes to a bible study
JameS COOkie III: ill ask
Dooh Divad: hmmm
Dooh Divad: i think its like
Dooh Divad: shoot
Dooh Divad: i forogt
Dooh Divad: u know his screen name?
JameS COOkie III: not right now
JameS COOkie III: i have it somewhere in my desk i think
Dooh Divad: ok
Dooh Divad: wel
JameS COOkie III: ill look
Dooh Divad: k
JameS COOkie III: wzbc dj
Dooh Divad: oh ok
Dooh Divad: different guy
Dooh Divad: hmm
Dooh Divad: this is odd
JameS COOkie III: w/e ill know in the mornig
Dooh Divad: lol
Dooh Divad: ok
JameS COOkie III: im to tired now
Dooh Divad: no problem dude
JameS COOkie III: What would you say if i just told you that i jsut went to ebuams world.com and was looking at posts there and found your name as a BOT prank thred? then i made up some bullshit storie to make you tell me sometotally whacko way we might have met?
JameS COOkie III: and that i am going to post this as well
JameS COOkie III: ?
Dooh Divad: id be like
Dooh Divad: fuckin a, im an idiot
JameS COOkie III: lol
JameS COOkie III: i should say something like
JameS COOkie III: "you jsut been punk'd"
Dooh Divad: dude, i been bot pranked like twice
JameS COOkie III: and i am 13 jsut so you know
Dooh Divad: wait so they post the pranks up on the site?
Dooh Divad: so people can see em and shit?
Dooh Divad: lol thats funny
Dooh Divad: yeah some of my friends have been doin' that to me and i still dont know who it is
JameS COOkie III: no like people have to post them manually but
Dooh Divad: ohhh
Dooh Divad: so whoever did it to me posted it themselves
JameS COOkie III: im goign to post this little convesration

[YankeesSuck]

this one was funny

paddleboat661(01:03:19): who i sthis
BL0NDii x0 BABE(01:03:44): krystie whoiis this
paddleboat661(01:03:56): I'm pat
BL0NDii x0 BABE(01:04:21): pat who
paddleboat661(01:04:30): have you seen the new War of the Wordls? I thought it was really good
BL0NDii x0 BABE(01:05:06): no
paddleboat661(01:05:18): whyn ot?
BL0NDii x0 BABE(01:05:43): who are you
paddleboat661(01:05:56): pat 17/male/washington
BL0NDii x0 BABE(01:06:08): ok and u got my sn how?
paddleboat661(01:06:21): me? no
paddleboat661(01:07:33): ???
BL0NDii x0 BABE(01:08:03): wtf
BL0NDii x0 BABE(01:08:05): ur anoying
paddleboat661(01:08:15): wtf to u too
paddleboat661(01:08:31): :-p
paddleboat661(01:09:28): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
BL0NDi x0 BABE(01:10:14): who the fuck are you
paddleboat661(01:10:24): I'm pat
paddleboat661(01:11:35): u doin ok ove rthere?
BL0Dii x0 BABE(01:11:40): andhowdu get my sn
paddleboat661(01:11:51): i just came across ure sn on my buddy list, im not sure how it got there
BL0NDii x0 BABE(01:12:20): ya ok
paddleboat661(01:12:35): thats good
BL0NDi x0 BABE(01:12:42): well bye
paddleboat661(01:12:54): please dont leave me, i'm lonely
paddleboat661: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Spike Lee]

PEOPLE HERE IS THE LINK TO THE BOT..............
http://imprank.ebaumsworld.com/
Dont IM me for it...

[pimpit]

it doesn't seem to be working for me... :banghead:

[PaperAngelJW723]

s0lidsn4ke93034 [8:35 PM]: hidei whats up i heard u where real hot and i wnat to talk to u can i plezzz
ch1llywilly270 [8:37 PM]: hey! sorry, i siwtched screennames
HMCpuppyluv [8:38 PM]: that's ok
ch1llywilly270 [8:38 PM]: alrgiht
HMCpuppyluv [8:38 PM]: so bryce gave u my sn?
ch1llywilly270 [8:39 PM]: im not that interesting, lol
HMCpuppyluv [8:40 PM]: lol
HMCpuppyluv [8:40 PM]: what do ya mean
ch1llywilly270 [8:40 PM]: lol
ch1llywilly270 [8:40 PM]: :-p
HMCpuppyluv [8:40 PM]: :-D
ch1llywilly270 [8:40 PM]: ahh my compuetr keeps freezing on me!
HMCpuppyluv [8:41 PM]: that sux
ch1llywilly270 [8:41 PM]: i thought so
ch1llywilly270 [8:42 PM]: u doin ok over three?
HMCpuppyluv [8:42 PM]: what? ya
ch1llywilly270 [8:42 PM]: i've been wondering that for a long time lol
HMCpuppyluv [8:43 PM]: what???
ch1llywilly270 [8:43 PM]: do u think so?
HMCpuppyluv [8:43 PM]: wait
HMCpuppyluv [8:43 PM]: i'm sconfused....
HMCpuppyluv [8:43 PM]: confused*
ch1llywilly270 [8:43 PM]: man, i am tired
ch1llywilly270 [8:43 PM]: being confused is what makes life interesting
HMCpuppyluv [8:44 PM]: ????
ch1llywilly270 [8:44 PM]: lol
ch1llywilly270 [8:45 PM]: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
HMCpuppyluv [8:45 PM]: what

[Nah]

That chick really doesnt sound particularly intelligent.

Anyway, I cant get anyone with this Im prank shit.

[PaperAngelJW723]

Prank started at 09:22 PM on 4 Aug 2005.
:banghead:

ch1llywilly197(9:12:01): Hey Chady iluv u
idontneedasn15(9:12:18): whos this
ch1llywilly197(9:12:28): I'm stacey
idontneedasn15(9:12:39): stacey?
ch1llywilly197(9:12:51): yu pthats my name :-)
idontneedasn15(9:13:05): stacey who
ch1llywilly197(9:13:13): sorry i dont give out my last name
idontneedasn15(9:13:27): ok do i kno u
ch1llywilly197(9:13:41): i dont mean to bother u but I found ure sn on my buddy list for reason
idontneedasn15(9:13:54): o
ch1llywilly197(9:14:08): haha, yea
idontneedasn15(9:14:10): do u live in london
ch1llywilly197(9:14:21): california
idontneedasn15(9:14:55): so how do u kno me
ch1llywilly197(9:15:08): what about me?
idontneedasn15(9:16:12): umm did u go to a summer art camp
ch1llywilly197(9:16:18): is there something u want to know about me?
idontneedasn15(9:16:49): like wat
ch1llywilly197(9:16:58): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
ch1llywilly197(9:17:11): :-p
idontneedasn15(9:18:01): so did u go to a summer art camp
ch1llywilly197(9:18:09): where did u go? lol
idontneedasn15(9:18:26): georgia
ch1llywilly197(9:18:39): crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
idontneedasn15(9:19:37): well did u go to the camp
ch1llywilly197(9:19:44): where did u go? lol
idontneedasn15(9:19:57): georgia
ch1llywilly197(9:20:08): :-)
idontneedasn15(9:20:19): is that a yes
ch1llywilly197(9:20:31): do u thinks o?
idontneedasn15(9:20:41): i dont kno
ch1llywilly197(9:20:55): thatso dd
idontneedasn15(9:21:03): do u have a xanga
ch1llywilly197(9:21:15): nope
idontneedasn15(9:21:28): so did u go to the camp
ch1llywilly197(9:21:37): maybe ;-)
ch1llywilly197: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[YankeesSuck]

This is one I did today to my cousin, he gets pissed off very easy.

BeatBoxJammer37(5:16:20): Im rick james bitch
crankyank329(5:16:25): LOL HEY
BeatBoxJammer37(5:16:36): lol is it that funny?
crankyank329(5:16:42): YA U ASSHOLE
BeatBoxJammer37(5:16:53): im not that interesting, lol
crankyank329(5:17:00): WOW
crankyank329(5:17:06): I KNEW DAT!
BeatBoxJammer37(5:17:16): exciting isnt it? lol
crankyank329(5:17:21): OKKKK
BeatBoxJammer37(5:17:31): u bet u r really hot arn't u? ;-)
crankyank329(5:17:38): OHHHH YA BABY
BeatBoxJammer37(5:17:47): call me babe again, and i'm leaving this conversation.
crankyank329(5:17:54): BABE
BeatBoxJammer37(5:18:04): i am NOT your babe...
crankyank329(5:18:10): YES U R!
crankyank329(5:18:17): UR MI SEXY MONSTER
BeatBoxJammer37(5:18:18): i sure am not, but i dunno about u
crankyank329(5:18:22): YA SURE
crankyank329(5:18:26): SO WHO R U?
BeatBoxJammer37(5:18:33): alrighty
crankyank329(5:18:40): WHO R U?
BeatBoxJammer37(5:18:48): Rick James 56/male/Hollywood
crankyank329(5:18:57): LOL OK
BeatBoxJammer37(5:19:06): :-d
crankyank329(5:19:06): SO HOW R U RICK JAMES?
BeatBoxJammer37(5:19:18): good
crankyank329(5:19:25): DAMN GOOD
BeatBoxJammer37(5:19:38): tha'ts good
crankyank329(5:19:46): WOW UR FUCKIN RETARDED
BeatBoxJammer37(5:19:58): what state do you live in?
crankyank329(5:20:08): I AINT TELLIN U PERV
BeatBoxJammer37(5:20:19): i dont beleive u lol
crankyank329(5:20:25): LOL WATEVA
BeatBoxJammer37(5:20:37): funny stuff
crankyank329(5:20:48): WAT DA HELL R U TALKIN BOUT?
BeatBoxJammer37(5:21:03): thats an interesting question, isn't it?
crankyank329(5:21:09): OK
crankyank329(5:21:15): GO FUCK URSELF
BeatBoxJammer37(5:21:19): yep
crankyank329(5:21:39): U SUCK
BeatBoxJammer37(5:21:51): stfu, thats what i told ure mom last night
BeatBoxJammer37(5:22:35): :-p
BeatBoxJammer37(5:22:58): Please talk to me
crankyank329(5:22:58): IM GUNNA HAV U SUED
BeatBoxJammer37(5:23:08): em? no
BeatBoxJammer37(5:24:16): ???
BeatBoxJammer37(5:25:18): uh hello? why aren't you atlking?
crankyank329(5:25:29): ?
BeatBoxJammer37(5:25:43): so do u like pepsi or coke better?
BeatBoxJammer37(5:26:44): please talk, i'll be good lol
crankyank329(5:27:14): HELLO
crankyank329(5:27:16): ????????
crankyank329(5:27:20): U FUCK
BeatBoxJammer37(5:27:22): hows it goin?
BeatBoxJammer37: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting cyberprank(dot)com

[kev_3312]

liten1ng61(10:22:06): hey yo doggwhat up homie g whats been crackin whats been goin down on da streets dogg
Asthe Placesburn(10:22:30): not much holmes
liten1ng61(10:22:43): lol ur fnuny
Asthe Placesburn(10:22:46): i know i am
liten1ng61(10:22:58): its good u do know...
Asthe Placesburn(10:23:05): yes
Asthe Placesburn(10:23:07): sure why nort
Asthe Placesburn(10:23:12): ur retarded
liten1ng61(10:23:16): alrighty
Asthe Placesburn(10:23:20): yeah
Asthe Placesburn(10:23:25): skating is fun
liten1ng61(10:23:32): oh ok
Asthe Placesburn(10:23:42): hey up yours fag slice
liten1ng61(10:23:51): was that supposed to be some kind of pussy ass insult?
Asthe Placesburn(10:23:57): yes it is
liten1ng61(10:24:06): ok
Asthe Placesburn(10:24:21): crack whore
liten1ng61(10:24:31): you talking to me?! stfu
Asthe Placesburn(10:24:44): yeah im talking to you what you gonna do about it
liten1ng61(10:24:56): lets talk about...s ex baby lol jk
Asthe Placesburn(10:25:05): how bout no
Asthe Placesburn(10:25:08): not just no
Asthe Placesburn(10:25:11): heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll noooooooo
liten1ng61(10:25:21): i dont remember anymore lol
Asthe Placesburn(10:25:27): hahaha you retard
liten1ng61(10:25:38): im not that interesting, lol
Asthe Placesburn(10:25:51): lol whatever rainbow loving faggot fairy
liten1ng61(10:26:03): :-d
Asthe Placesburn(10:26:08): alrighty then
liten1ng61(10:26:17): alright
Asthe Placesburn(10:26:19): you should go hang yourself in a closet and die
liten1ng61(10:26:29): u really think so?
Asthe Placesburn(10:26:34): yes i really think so
liten1ng61(10:26:50): ;-)
Asthe Placesburn(10:26:53): no
Asthe Placesburn(10:26:56): im not winking
liten1ng61(10:27:03): why not?
liten1ng61(10:27:14): :-p
Asthe Placesburn(10:27:14): go eat a doorbell
liten1ng61(10:27:25): hmmm, what do u want to talk about?
Asthe Placesburn(10:27:33): you eating a doorbell
liten1ng61(10:27:41): why are u concerned over me?
Asthe Placesburn(10:27:49): cuz i hope you die
liten1ng61(10:27:59): me?n o
Asthe Placesburn(10:28:19): yes you
liten1ng61(10:28:33): yea
Asthe Placesburn(10:29:04): you...go...die...in...closet
liten1ng61(10:29:17): u say some interesting things... lol
Asthe Placesburn(10:29:28): why do you laugh?
Asthe Placesburn(10:29:31): i dont like you
liten1ng61(10:29:38): i'll probably never know lol
Asthe Placesburn(10:29:47): and i thiink you are honestly some homosexual robot
liten1ng61(10:30:01): u really think I am a bot? lmao sorry to disapoint u
Asthe Placesburn(10:30:12): im sure youre not
Asthe Placesburn(10:30:21): or are you?
liten1ng61(10:30:23): oh crap i forgot my dentist appointment :-/ oops
Asthe Placesburn(10:30:31): haha
Asthe Placesburn(10:30:38): you have bad teeth
liten1ng61(10:30:41): hahaha
Asthe Placesburn(10:30:45): cuz you eat too much cock
liten1ng61(10:30:55): do u get off talking about male genitalia?
Asthe Placesburn(10:30:59): no
Asthe Placesburn(10:31:00): i dont
Asthe Placesburn(10:31:03): but you do
Asthe Placesburn(10:31:05): im sure
liten1ng61(10:31:07): why not?
Asthe Placesburn(10:31:13): why should i?
liten1ng61(10:31:25): because i am telling you to do so
Asthe Placesburn(10:31:33): well i dont listen to people
Asthe Placesburn(10:31:39): why should i listen to a robot?
liten1ng61(10:31:42): ;-)
Asthe Placesburn(10:31:55): what is your name?
liten1ng61: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Initiative T]

I pretended to be a bot and IM'ed David. But every once in a while I'd step out of my "bot" character. Hillarity ensues....

Hellodeeb: hey
Hellodeeb: you there?
Dooh Divad: yo
Dooh Divad: who is this
Hellodeeb: I'm Andy
Dooh Divad: andy burger?
Dooh Divad: from school?
Hellodeeb: yes
Dooh Divad: oh wuts up duder
Dooh Divad: dude*
Hellodeeb: nothing much
Hellodeeb: I just got back from a run and Im all sticky and gross
Dooh Divad: at 2 am in the morning?
Hellodeeb: maybe
Dooh Divad: uhh ok
Dooh Divad: is this really burger?
Hellodeeb: Do you like Pepsi or Coke better?
Dooh Divad: pepsi
Hellodeeb: I see
Dooh Divad: hey dude
Dooh Divad: howd u get my AIM?
Dooh Divad: just wondering
Hellodeeb: It was in my buddy list I dont know
Hellodeeb: so Have you seen War of the Worlds it was a great movie
Dooh Divad: yeah
Dooh Divad: but uh
Dooh Divad: batman begins was 10x better
Hellodeeb: Yeah
Dooh Divad: you got facebook?
Hellodeeb: no
Dooh Divad: um
Dooh Divad: yeah u do
Hellodeeb: what?
Dooh Divad: yeah
Dooh Divad: i knew this was andy burger
Dooh Divad: wASNT
Hellodeeb: crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
Dooh Divad: ok
Hellodeeb: are you any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha

Dooh Divad: ok stfu
Hellodeeb: what why?
Dooh Divad: becuase u arent andy burger and ur probably some fag from ebaums world
Hellodeeb: the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it, haha
Dooh Divad: one of those losers who has been IMing me recently because they're geeks and spend they're time on the internet 24/7 popping their zits
Hellodeeb: hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit

Dooh Divad: "omgz this guy got tricked by one of our bots. heheh lets keep IMing hehehe."
Dooh Divad: fuckin nerds
Dooh Divad: get a life
Hellodeeb: lmao Im not a bot
Dooh Divad: k
Hellodeeb: dont think too hadr, ure head might explode
Dooh Divad: k
Hellodeeb: sooo a/s/l?
Dooh Divad: um, dude you say ur were andy, in which case u already know me
Dooh Divad: wow ebaums world REALLY should program their bots a lil bit better
Dooh Divad: because its way too obvious. you dont even make any sense, you say ur someone i know, then ask for my asl
Hellodeeb: lmao Im not a bot
Dooh Divad: k dude
Dooh Divad: thats nice
Dooh Divad: bye
Hellodeeb: FUCK YOU
Dooh Divad: no thanks
Hellodeeb: IM NO BOT +I GOT A DICK AND TWO BALLS
Dooh Divad: im not a fag like you
Dooh Divad: im sure u do bro
Hellodeeb: WHOS THE BOT NOW MOTHA FUCKA
Dooh Divad: have fun with that
Dooh Divad: BAHAHA
Dooh Divad: wow
Hellodeeb: take a dump on my chest IMMEDIATLEY
Dooh Divad: a bot with an attitude
Hellodeeb: Im no bot you sphincter
Hellodeeb: sooo a/s/l?
Dooh Divad: whoever sent this bot to me, im gonna say this cuz i know u'll read this message later -- please seek help. like, leave ur pc for lil bit, go outside, make some friends, get some fresh air, it'll do ya good. bein inside all day on ur pc aint healthy
Dooh Divad: and stop popping ur geek zits
Hellodeeb: whats funny ids you are a douche bag "whoever sent this bot to me" ask me anything I shall proove im no bot you wang face
Dooh Divad: ok
Hellodeeb: So do you like Pepdi or Coke better?
Dooh Divad: lemme ask you a question
Hellodeeb: ok?
Dooh Divad: who played batman in batman begins
Dooh Divad: see?
Dooh Divad: u cant answer
Hellodeeb: I can
Dooh Divad: ur a bot
Dooh Divad: then answer
Dooh Divad: ANSWER!
Dooh Divad: haha, cant do it
Dooh Divad: fucking lame
Hellodeeb: Christian Bale
Hellodeeb: DOUCHE BAG
Dooh Divad: took you long enuff
Hellodeeb: Well Im a slow bot they cant program me well
Dooh Divad: why are you IMing me?
Dooh Divad: and why did you pretend to be someone from my school
Hellodeeb: sooo have you seen the new War of the Worlds move? Its great!
Dooh Divad: thats incredibly gay. are you like over there right now with all your geek friends, popping all ur zits and giggling like lil faggots?
Hellodeeb: what lol?
Dooh Divad: like this shit is fucking pointless
Hellodeeb: sooo a/s/l?
Dooh Divad: but u geeks find the gayest shit funny
Dooh Divad: i bet when u fags at ebaums world read this, ur all gunna laugh
Dooh Divad: i mean, im not mad
Dooh Divad: i just think you guys are fucking pathetic
Dooh Divad: so pathetic its funny
Hellodeeb: Ew I just took a run and Im all sweaty and gross!
Dooh Divad: so fuck it, ill go ahead and laugh too
Dooh Divad: at you
Hellodeeb: dont think too hadr, ure head might explode
Dooh Divad: and ur sweaty -- its called nerd sweat, bro
Dooh Divad: dude
Dooh Divad: just stop talking
Dooh Divad: like seriously
Dooh Divad: hmmm
Dooh Divad: ok, so you say ur not a bot?
Dooh Divad: answer this
Hellodeeb: ok?
Dooh Divad: explain the concept of a derivative as it is used in Calculus and how it relates to the concept of a limit?
Hellodeeb: what lol?
Hellodeeb: sooo a/s/l?
Dooh Divad: answer the question
Hellodeeb: what question?
Dooh Divad: the one i just asked
Hellodeeb: what lol?
Dooh Divad: explain the concept of a derivative as it is used in Calculus and how it relates to the concept of a limit
Hellodeeb: sooo do you like Pepsi or Coke better?
Dooh Divad: ok ur a bot
Hellodeeb: no I am not ask me another question you fag David
Dooh Divad: i just dud
Dooh Divad: did
Hellodeeb: dud?
Dooh Divad: and u couldnt answer it
Hellodeeb: I am not good with some questions lol
Hellodeeb: why do you think I am a bot?
Dooh Divad: what is a derivative as it is used in Calculus and explain how it relates to the concept of a limit
Hellodeeb: lol your funny
Dooh Divad: because u say some things over and over and sometimes they dont make sense in the context u say them in
Dooh Divad: like its programed or something
Hellodeeb: what lol?
Hellodeeb: Im no bot
Dooh Divad: like that
Hellodeeb: like what?
Dooh Divad: and i already SAID i like pepsi better
Dooh Divad: yet u keep asking me
Dooh Divad: but the again, u knew who played batman
Dooh Divad: so answer me this
Hellodeeb: ok?
Dooh Divad: who played batman in the first batman movie in 1989
Hellodeeb: my hairy ballsack
Dooh Divad: ok
Dooh Divad: ur a bot
Hellodeeb: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Ushersgirl205]

How do I send the im to a buddy so i can prank them

[Spike Lee]

Just type in thier username to send it to them. Bot is on ebaums main page.

[Hikaru_Shindo_2]

Ha! I got StupidNaked (yes the guy from stupidnakedpeople.com)! He never saw it coming! (I hope he doesnt read this and if he does he has a sence of humour about it,I hope he really doesn't shut down his s.n. o.o)


n1ck3lBack9389(11:25:02): yt
n1ck3lBack9389(11:26:23): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
n1ck3lBack9389(11:27:31): Please talk to me
StupidNaked(11:27:45): seriously I am busy, stop IMing me please
n1ck3lBack9389(11:27:57): some ppl like to stay busy but i have to have my off time
n1ck3lBack9389(11:29:09): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
StupidNaked(11:29:32): DUDE, ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME SHUT OFF THE GODDAMN SCREENNAME AND RUIN IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE STOP FUCKING IMING ME
n1ck3lBack9389(11:29:42): y?
n1ck3lBack9389(11:30:15): :-p
n1ck3lBack9389(11:30:58): please talk, i'll be good lol
n1ck3lBack9389(11:32:02): ???
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

*edit* Now that I look at it some more, it's not incredebly funny, but it is pretty humorous how he didn't realize it was a 'bot...

[Thedukeofla88]

m0usepad93126(12:53:40): Hey wuts up its me megan from nordonia
patdizzle21(12:53:52): hey
patdizzle21(12:54:01): change your font color
m0usepad93126(12:54:04): what r u doin?
patdizzle21(12:54:06): i cant read it
m0usepad93126(12:54:15): uh huh... sure lol
patdizzle21(12:54:29): put it in black
m0usepad93126(12:54:45): your weird lol
patdizzle21(12:55:02): just text my phone, this thing is all fucked up
patdizzle21(12:55:06): 330---1743
m0usepad93126(12:55:13): u say some interestign things... lol
m0usepad93126(12:56:25): is there something u want to know about me?
m0usepad93126(12:57:35): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
patdizzle21(12:57:51): i cant read ur text
patdizzle21(12:57:51): sorry
patdizzle21(12:57:56): my things fucked up
m0usepad93126(12:58:02): i would probably feel the same way lol
m0usepad93126(12:58:55): :-p
m0usepad93126(12:59:17): u doin ok over there?
patdizzle21(1:00:00): just call my phone
m0usepad93126(1:00:09): have you tried the new coke with lime? it's pretty good
patdizzle21(1:00:12): i seriously cant read what ur writing
m0usepad93126(1:00:26): do we always have to talk about u? lol jk
m0usepad93126(1:01:35): uh helol? why aren't you talking?
patdizzle21(1:01:54): i cant see what ur writing
m0usepad93126(1:02:09): i would probably feel the smae way lol
patdizzle21(1:03:05): ive gotta go, call my phone if u want to talk
m0usepad93126(1:03:16): please talk, i'll be good lol
m0usepad93126: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

i pranked this kid that i really hate and i got his phone number and now i prank him constanlty

[MPMaster]

Me: HEy hottie
Them: I'm gay
Me: gay my ass
THem: Okay

[ndn_goat]

Ok i finally decided to post this. Not really a prank but rather "in the moment" things. My freind "Mr.X" (changed name so i dont reveal who HE is) is kinda of uh..... scared of simple things i guess, just read and youll see. Yes i am quite the dick:

[08:57:11 PM] Mr.X: OMG OMG OMG!!
[08:57:22 PM] Mr.X: THERE'S BLOOD ON TWO MY OF MY TOILETS!!!
[08:57:26 PM] Mr.X: I'M FUCKING FREAKED OUT!! :'(
[08:58:01 PM] Mr.X: i can't even type properly cuz of the state i'm
in!!
[08:59:22 PM] ndn_goat: hold on
[08:59:42 PM] ndn_goat: let me explain what ur going thru
[08:59:48 PM] ndn_goat: ur body is going thru some changes
[08:59:50 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP!!
[08:59:54 PM] Mr.X: IT'S NOT MINE!!
[08:59:57 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP!!
[09:00:02 PM] Mr.X: I WANTED TO TAKE A SHIT
[09:00:06 PM] Mr.X: BUT THEN I SAW BLOOD!!
[09:00:09 PM] ndn_goat: and there comes a point in a girls life
when she becomes a woman
[09:00:22 PM] ndn_goat: and Mr.X ur growing up so quicly
[09:00:23 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!
[09:00:25 PM] ndn_goat: LOL
[09:00:41 PM] ndn_goat: i gota save this log
[09:00:46 PM] Mr.X: i'm seriously scared when i see blood
[09:01:11 PM] ndn_goat: now Mr.X u need to go to a store and look
for something called tampax
[09:01:23 PM] ndn_goat: its like a diaper but ull get used to it
[09:01:31 PM] ndn_goat: :P
[09:01:40 PM] Mr.X: ur mother
[09:01:46 PM] Mr.X: :@
[09:01:54 PM] ndn_goat: lol
[09:02:06 PM] Mr.X: i'm freaked out and u're taking it as a joke -_-
[09:02:24 PM] ndn_goat: hah
[09:02:25 PM] ndn_goat: brb

[El Jarretto]

Ok i finally decided to post this. Not really a prank but rather "in the moment" things. My freind "Mr.X" (changed name so i dont reveal who HE is) is kinda of uh..... scared of simple things i guess, just read and youll see. Yes i am quite the dick:

[08:57:11 PM] Mr.X: OMG OMG OMG!!
[08:57:22 PM] Mr.X: THERE'S BLOOD ON TWO MY OF MY TOILETS!!!
[08:57:26 PM] Mr.X: I'M FUCKING FREAKED OUT!! :'(
[08:58:01 PM] Mr.X: i can't even type properly cuz of the state i'm
in!!
[08:59:22 PM] ndn_goat: hold on
[08:59:42 PM] ndn_goat: let me explain what ur going thru
[08:59:48 PM] ndn_goat: ur body is going thru some changes
[08:59:50 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP!!
[08:59:54 PM] Mr.X: IT'S NOT MINE!!
[08:59:57 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP!!
[09:00:02 PM] Mr.X: I WANTED TO TAKE A SHIT
[09:00:06 PM] Mr.X: BUT THEN I SAW BLOOD!!
[09:00:09 PM] ndn_goat: and there comes a point in a girls life
when she becomes a woman
[09:00:22 PM] ndn_goat: and Mr.X ur growing up so quicly
[09:00:23 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!
[09:00:25 PM] ndn_goat: LOL
[09:00:41 PM] ndn_goat: i gota save this log
[09:00:46 PM] Mr.X: i'm seriously scared when i see blood
[09:01:11 PM] ndn_goat: now Mr.X u need to go to a store and look
for something called tampax
[09:01:23 PM] ndn_goat: its like a diaper but ull get used to it
[09:01:31 PM] ndn_goat: :P
[09:01:40 PM] Mr.X: ur mother
[09:01:46 PM] Mr.X: :@
[09:01:54 PM] ndn_goat: lol
[09:02:06 PM] Mr.X: i'm freaked out and u're taking it as a joke -_-
[09:02:24 PM] ndn_goat: hah
[09:02:25 PM] ndn_goat: brb
Mrs. X
Someone just pranked me but they may not post it because I knew it was a bot. It's so easy to tell.

[ndn_goat]

^ Whats a bot? seriously, i dont know (im guessing an AI program?). If youre suggesting i made it up or used an AI to talk then youre wrong. I really did have this convo with my friend last year in May. I have the chat logs still saved for it but im not giving that out cause it has my good email address on it and i dont my friend getting spammed. I just replaced the names (even mine) cause i dont want to give any information away for privacy reasons.

[GhostDog]

Prank started at 03:52 AM on 28 Aug 2005.


Fr33way124(03:42:01): Hey Eric I saw you driving around today whats new mano ut of BHS
EHERBY450(03:42:19): who is this?
Fr33way124(03:42:27): steve 17/male/new york
EHERBY450(03:42:54): I'm confused
Fr33way124(03:43:02): yea, ive been confused my entire life
EHERBY450(03:43:06): wtf?
Fr33way124(03:43:19): are u confused or what?
EHERBY450(03:43:55): well where did you come from?
Fr33way124(03:44:07): new york
EHERBY450(03:44:40): k
Fr33way124(03:44:49): all is well
Fr33way124(03:46:06): is there something u want to know about me?
EHERBY450(03:46:54): no
Fr33way124(03:47:06): thats too bad
Fr33way124(03:47:18): -:p
EHERBY450(03:47:43): which fucker is this?
Fr33way124(03:47:52): i've been wondering that for a long time lol
EHERBY450(03:48:05): awww man suck my fucking cock
Fr33way124(03:48:13): do u get off talking about male genitalia?
EHERBY450(03:48:17): yes
EHERBY450(03:48:22): I love men
Fr33way124(03:48:25): ok
EHERBY450(03:48:25): very long time
Fr33way124(03:48:40): ;-)
EHERBY450(03:49:13): no seriously I'm in a very bad fucking mood and whoever is fucking around with me I would like to kill
Fr33way124(03:49:21): wel,l maybe
EHERBY450(03:49:32): fucking fuck off you damn dirty jew
Fr33way124(03:49:44): fuck
Fr33way124(03:50:50): u doin ok over there?
EHERBY450(03:51:33): fuck you
Fr33way124(03:51:46): stfu, go fuck yourself
Fr33way124: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com



and


Prank started at 03:57 AM on 28 Aug 2005.


PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:47:08): Hey Joe the Show you banned from ebaums what happened man shouldnt you be in rehab
Xthugg88(03:47:29): who r u?
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:47:37): my name is andy
Xthugg88(03:47:55): first change ur backgorund cuz i can'; see what ur typing
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:48:04): really?
Xthugg88(03:48:23): change ur font o backgorund
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:48:35): hmmm, what do you want to talk about?
Xthugg88(03:48:50): whatthe fuck are u saying?
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:48:59): what???!!?
Xthugg88(03:49:18): CHANGE UR BACKGORUND
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:49:29): u say some interesting things... lol
Xthugg88(03:49:50): change ur font to black
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:50:01): :-\
Xthugg88(03:50:15): but who is this?
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:50:24): my name is andy
Xthugg88(03:50:49): CHANGE YOUR FONT TO BLACK
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:51:00): do u have a gf/bf?
Xthugg88(03:51:08): no i dont
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:51:20): Ok
Xthugg88(03:51:29): Can u change ur font color
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:51:41): do u think so?
Xthugg88(03:52:03): yes, because i can't see shit what ur typing on the main AIM screen
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:52:16): don't be too confident
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:52:18): -:p
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:53:21): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
Xthugg88(03:53:45): CHANGE UR FONT COLOR!!!!!!!!!!
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:54:00): the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it, haha
Xthugg88(03:54:35): CHANE THE FONT COLOR
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:54:43): do you have an ipod? I want to get one...
Xthugg88(03:54:56): no IPODS are gay and whats ur name
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:55:06): andy 17/male/california
Xthugg88(03:55:24): Xavier Rodriguez/male/17 FL
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:55:33): man, I am tired
Xthugg88(03:55:45): Can u change ur backgorund?
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:56:03): i'll probably never know lol
Xthugg88(03:56:24): click the A on ur AIM toolbar and change it to black
PhelexTh3Dogy322(03:56:36): are u any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha
Xthugg88(03:56:57): WOULD YOU FUCKIN CHANGE UR BACKGOPRUND OR FONT
PhelexTh3Dogy322: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[ThaPharCyde]

got my friend for the whole ten minutes; hahah :icon_rofl :


borrdVermin701(1:40:10): sup timmyboyist java
Error(1:41:32): please talk, i'll be good lol
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:41:41): hey! sorry, i switched screennames
Killfiend(1:42:37): hey sup andrew
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:42:44): is there something u want to know about me?
Killfiend(1:42:52): whos sceen names?
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:43:04): uhh?
Killfiend(1:43:24): This is Andrew right?
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:43:35): the stupid phone keeps ringing and I dont wanna answer it, haha
Killfiend(1:44:14): what?
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:44:23): i've been wondering that for a long time lol
Killfiend(1:44:39): what the fuck are you talkin about?
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:44:52): lets talk about... sex baby lol jk
Killfiend(1:45:07): ok this isnt actually a person is it?
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:45:20): that's good
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:45:20): :-p
Killfiend(1:45:30): ok well fuck off
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:45:44): uh... u doin ok over there?
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:46:54): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:48:02): Are you still there?
Killfiend(1:48:20): yeah
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:48:29): alrighty
Killfiend(1:49:10): who is typing all this retarted shit
PhelexTh3Dogy304(1:49:20): andy 23/male/washington
PhelexTh3Dogy304: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Zeeboe]

Prank started at 05:39 AM on 6 Sep 2005.

iluvim172(05:29:03): You just coast me six thousand dollars
NateDawg22nd(05:29:13): Who this?
NateDawg22nd(05:29:20): I didn't see anything you typed
iluvim172(05:29:22): my name is roy
NateDawg22nd(05:29:32): Your words are blank to me
iluvim172(05:29:43): do you have an ipod? I want to get one...
NateDawg22nd(05:30:11): Still see nothing
NateDawg22nd(05:30:18): Change the color, remove the background or something
iluvim172(05:30:22): whats oyur name again?
iluvim172(05:31:40): where didu go? lol
NateDawg22nd(05:31:49): Don't see anything you're writing
NateDawg22nd(05:32:01): You need to fix your malfunction
iluvim172(05:32:04): i have been so tired lately, i cant wait till i can sleep in for once
NateDawg22nd(05:33:02): lol who the fuck is this?
iluvim172(05:33:16): my name is roy
NateDawg22nd(05:33:23): I know what this is by the way, but I still can't see anything you're typing
NateDawg22nd(05:33:30): Stupid robot
iluvim172(05:33:34): lol ok
NateDawg22nd(05:34:02): Ok, who is "Roy"
iluvim172(05:34:14): that's good
iluvim172(05:34:15): :-p
NateDawg22nd(05:35:07): I say "Who is Roy?" and you say "That's good"
NateDawg22nd(05:35:09): Now I know you're a robot
iluvim172(05:35:23): yep
NateDawg22nd(05:35:30): That's why you can't fix that blank text i'm getting
iluvim172(05:35:41): i'm not srue
NateDawg22nd(05:36:13): Aight Roy, how did I cost you money? My ho didn't deliver the goods?
iluvim172(05:36:27): im just chatting
NateDawg22nd(05:37:16): What's your favorite dog?
iluvim172(05:37:29): it cna't be me
NateDawg22nd(05:37:48): lol
NateDawg22nd(05:37:52): Bye
iluvim172(05:38:03): :-d
iluvim172: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[.osiris.]

Neh, fuck the eB pranks. I decided to construct my own. You can be 2 people at once you know :)

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

MSN says:
ohi

Benny Boy has been added to the conversation.

Kris says:
Hi Ben
MSN says:
Hello Benjamin
Benny Boy says:
YO
Benny Boy says:
WHOS DIS
Kris says:
This is a guy from MSN
Kris says:
Not joking dude
Kris says:
There are serious security threats
MSN says:
Well, of course your friend explained to you, but I require access to all of the accounts involved
MSN says:
You have logged in before with a URL in your name
MSN says:
msncheck.41.com
MSN says:
You are being targeted by malicious programs
Kris says:
yuh
Benny Boy says:
who me
MSN says:
And you don't even know about the actual URL in your name
MSN says:
It is only when others click it, that it becomes a problem
Benny Boy says:
i dont really understand
Benny Boy says:
so what can i do
MSN says:
http://msncheck.41.com
MSN says:
Have you seen that URL before?
Benny Boy says:
no
Benny Boy says:
i really dont think so
MSN says:
Check for it in future
MSN says:
DO NOT CLICK IT
Benny Boy says:
can you give me something to stop anything happening to my machine
MSN says:
You will be harbouring a virus which threatens to reverse the Internet by thirty years
MSN says:
It is not harmed as of yet
MSN says:
I am checking your computer
MSN says:
Please do not be disturbed
Benny Boy says:
well i am
MSN says:
ITS ONLY KRIS!!!!!!!!!
MSN says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
MSN says:
LMAO
Benny Boy says:
you cunt
MSN says:


MSN says:
hahahaha
MSN says:
oshit
MSN says:
Lets fool the dumb people
Kris says:
Yus lets
MSN says:
huh?
Kris says:
I SAID LETS YOU FAG
MSN says:
o
Benny Boy says:
You will be harbouring a virus which threatens to reverse the Internet by thirty years
MSN says:

Benny Boy says:
as soon as i saw that i thought it was abit fishy
Kris says:

Kris says:
aw I will work on that shit then
Benny Boy says:
30 years?
MSN says:
Yes, I will
MSN says:
THats when it was invented dude
Benny Boy says:
make it more like 5 years
MSN says:
o rit
MSN says:
Sounds hot
Benny Boy says:
30 year's sounds abit over the top
MSN says:

MSN says:
aw true
Benny Boy says:
you scared me prick
Benny Boy says:
honestly
MSN says:
HAHAHAHA ROFL
Benny Boy says:
i hate u now
MSN says:
ROFLMAO
MSN says:
POSTING AT WD
MSN says:
HAHAHA.

[QUOTE]MSN says:
Hello

tha_pitbull_grrrl has been added to the conversation.

Kris says:
Hey PBG
MSN says:
Welcome tha_pitbull_grrl
Kris says:
Hello?
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
hey
Kris says:
Hey PBG
MSN says:
Hello
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
allo
MSN says:
I would like to notify you of a problem that is occurring
MSN says:
This is in particular, a virus that spreads due to a link in a username
MSN says:
Kristopher here has already clicked it, and I have rid his computer of the virus
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
oh, ok
MSN says:
Have you seen this URL before?
MSN says:
http://msncheck.41.com
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
no
Kris says:
Its that one that supposedly tells you how to find out who blocked you
MSN says:
Correct Kris
MSN says:
Have you ever clicked anything of this?
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
no
MSN says:
Because that happens to be your username right now.
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
hmm
MSN says:
I am scanning yoru computer. You may be harbouring a virus
MSN says:
A very malicious one
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
ok
MSN says:
I am from MSN.com and will scan your computer for this virus
MSN says:
If found, it threatens your computer
MSN says:
Will you be willing to co-operate with us?
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
yea, sure
MSN says:
This is very secure, and I assure you I am not a fraud
Kris says:
He isn't, he fixed my account
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
ok
MSN says:
If you would supply your password at this moment. I am not able to scan unless I can see the malicious mail
Kris says:
Well I can understand if you dont
Kris says:
Cause it is a leap of faith lol
Kris says:
But my computer is clear of it now. He is from MSN
Kris says:
He showed me his Identification
MSN says:
If you require so, I will show you it also
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
ok, will you please?
Kris says:
Yes. Please allow me a short while to scan yoru computer first
Kris says:
I will do it for him
Kris says:
Can I use ZoneAlarm dude?
MSN says:
ZoneAlarm is not optimum
MSN says:
Please allow me to do it. I am qualified in this sir
Kris says:
oh ok fine
MSN says:
I will report back in a short while

MSN has left the conversation.

Kris says:
That is a worry man
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
yah
Kris says:
He showed me an email I got
Kris says:
And it was from Gawd knows
Kris says:
It had a Trojan Horse in it
Kris says:
And your username was that URL today
Kris says:
I was told to tell him of anyone with that address
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
oh...
Kris says:
So he is scanning your computer
Kris says:
He thinks you have the virus
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
oh
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
i hope i don't...
Kris says:
At worst, it will ruin your computer
Kris says:
But meh
Kris says:
He invites himself so thats ok

MSN has been added to the conversation.

Kris says:
Hey
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
hi
MSN says:
Apologies for the apparent slow speed of your computer
MSN says:
Your ISP is located in Alaska?
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
yea
MSN says:
This is to confirm your location
Kris says:
Yus tis like Anchorage, yea?
MSN says:
That is not required
MSN says:
The virus has been found in your computer
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:

MSN says:
Clear your Inbox right NOW
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
ok
MSN says:
I have stabilised the virus so it isnt able to spread
MSN says:
Please inform me upon completion
Kris says:
Jeez
Kris says:
How does this thing work
MSN says:
Well, like with URL's like reply.ebay.com, where it is not the actual URL
MSN says:
You will get mail from them, asking you to log in
MSN says:
When it is in fact not true
MSN says:
This is similar
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
do i need to clear my yahoo mail too?
Kris says:
Done?
MSN says:
No need. Just Hotmail
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
ok, its done
MSN says:
Have you cleared everything out?
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
yea
MSN says:
Thank you.
Kris says:
Cheers bro
Kris says:
I will tell you if any more crop up
MSN says:
Thank you sir

MSN has left the conversation.

Kris says:
ocool
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
wow, i didn't know i had it...
Kris says:
Meh you dont now though
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
that's good
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
so how have you been?
Kris says:
GREAT
Kris says:
THE MSN GUY WAS ME
Kris says:
hahahah posting on WD
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
are you serious!??!?!?!?!
tha_pitbull_grrrl says:
OMFG!!!!!
Kris says:
hahaha owned[\QUOTE]

[Lyle01]

secshi1958(6:21:35): hey man hows it going
Colt4512(6:21:58): hey man...
secshi1958(6:22:08): hows it goin?
Colt4512(6:22:15): who's this buddy
secshi1958(6:22:24): my name is andy
Colt4512(6:22:28): neat
Colt4512(6:22:35): who's that
secshi1958(6:22:41): are u any good with computers? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to computers, haha
Colt4512(6:23:02): who are you
secshi1958(6:23:17): I'm andy
Colt4512(6:23:45): andy who
secshi1958(6:23:55): sorry but I cant give u my last name
Colt4512(6:24:04): then seeya later
secshi1958(6:24:15): but i'd like to talk with u more
Colt4512(6:24:37): how did you get my name
secshi1958(6:24:50): a friend told me
Colt4512(6:25:04): hey you creepy fuck leave me alone
secshi1958(6:25:14): no, please talk to me
secshi1958(6:26:28): where did ug o? lol
secshi1958(6:26:45): -:p
Colt4512(6:27:04): what is your deal
secshi1958(6:27:17): im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
Colt4512(6:27:38): well that is freakin great for you dont ever talk to me again
secshi1958(6:27:49): i thought so
Colt4512(6:27:54): i dont want to talk to some old child molester
secshi1958(6:28:04): uh huh... sure lol
secshi1958(6:29:13): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
Colt4512(6:29:25): well I really hope this isn't one of my friends screwwing around cause my buddies dad the state trooper is getting this screen name
Colt4512(6:29:30): have fun explaining
secshi1958(6:29:36): i just came across ure sn on my buddy list, im not sure how it got there
Colt4512(6:30:28): bye
secshi1958(6:30:43): please dont leave me, i'm lonely
secshi1958: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[ITP]

Here is a couple of im pranks I did.
eyescream19243(11:04:21): Iam horny and the cat is look pretty hot right now
eyescream19243(11:05:40): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
eyescream19243(11:06:49): oYur not talking
eyescream19243(11:07:59): Your not talking
AverageOddity86(11:08:12): Go away I'm not a god damned bot
eyescream19243(11:08:26): ah but u are...
eyescream19243(11:09:31): ???
eyescream19243(11:09:34): :-p
AverageOddity86(11:10:01): seriously.... I don't know who you are, leave me the hell alone, i'm not in a good mood right now
eyescream19243(11:10:10): we can still chat anywyas
AverageOddity86(11:10:14): rather not
eyescream19243(11:10:28): so have you don eanything exciting today?
eyescream19243(11:11:37): Your not talking
eyescream19243(11:12:43): where did u go? lol
eyescream19243(11:14:02): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
eyescream19243: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

Freud1anSl1p95(11:46:35): Hey Lisa Wats up
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:46:43): whos this
Freud1anSl1p95(11:46:51): roy 17/male/new york
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:47:13): how did you get my screen name
Freud1anSl1p95(11:47:24): i dont mean to bother u but i found ure sn on my buddy list for reason
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:48:03): well and whats the reason
Freud1anSl1p95(11:48:15): ;-)
Freud1anSl1p95(11:49:26): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:49:35): but you don't know me
Freud1anSl1p95(11:49:47): im not that interesting, lol
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:50:08): not really maybe if i knew you it would be a different story
Freud1anSl1p95(11:50:19): me? no
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:50:33): okay i gotta go bye
Freud1anSl1p95(11:50:46): i dont remembe ranymore lol
Freud1anSl1p95(11:51:47): :-p
Freud1anSl1p95(11:51:53): is there something u want to know about me?
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:52:01): umm no not at all
Freud1anSl1p95(11:52:16): well, maybe
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:52:44): maybe nothin leave me alone
Freud1anSl1p95(11:52:52): im sorry if i maed you mad, lets be friends
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:53:13): I don't want to be your FRIEND!
Freud1anSl1p95(11:53:22): lol
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:53:50): your really annoying
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:53:57): has anyone told you that
Freud1anSl1p95(11:54:02): absolutely! what did u expect?
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:54:15): so where you from
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:54:17): haha
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:54:18): wait
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:54:20): wait
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:54:23): i don;'t care
Freud1anSl1p95(11:54:26): I live in new york you?
poo2 C U T E 4u(11:54:41): coool i'm not tellin you were i live
Freud1anSl1p95(11:54:55): im not that interesting, lol
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

[TheColbyJack]

Someone fuck with this bitch: JennyMac589

Her name is Jenny, and she is 12. Have fun.

[ITP]

Here is a site that hasa list of aim "bots"*.


http://www.nodoubtyo.com/aimbots/list.php




*which is actually real aim users. Got a couple of them.

[pimpit]

Heres a conversation a bot had with one of my friends, i caught him off guard.

PhatRagz492(5:02:55): heyyy ritchie wasup
Rich(5:03:21): Yo what's up who this
PhatRagz492(5:03:33): I'm jennie
Rich(5:04:04): Hay
PhatRagz492(5:04:12): lol
PhatRagz492(5:05:27): where did u go? lol
Rich(5:06:18): ......so what's up
PhatRagz492(5:06:32): nothing lol everyone says nothing
Rich(5:06:56): lol
PhatRagz492(5:07:12): lol
PhatRagz492(5:08:04): :-p
PhatRagz492(5:08:20): ???
Rich(5:08:44): What's the *?* for
PhatRagz492(5:08:53): ;-)
Rich(5:09:14): :-P
PhatRagz492(5:09:25): what state do you live in?
Rich(5:09:52): NY
PhatRagz492(5:10:01): really?
Rich(5:10:27): really
PhatRagz492(5:10:35): absolutely! what did you expect?
Rich(5:10:56): lol
PhatRagz492(5:11:09): funny stuff
Rich(5:11:21): Not really
PhatRagz492(5:11:32): absolutely! what didu expect?
Rich(5:11:48): A $1000
PhatRagz492(5:11:59): i just went for a run so i'm all sweaty now, gross lol
Rich(5:12:37): lol in this cold weather
PhatRagz492(5:12:46): hahhaa
PhatRagz492: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting cyberprank(dot)com

[Zeeboe]

widdlestix83(01:24:29): Hi fellow Harry Potter fan Can you believe that Snape killed Dumbledore in the latest book
Spiderman881106(01:25:36): no b/c I haven't read it YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spiderman881106(01:25:43): but thanks for spioling it for me.

:lol: Six months later and it's still funny.

[puppetmasterjjk]

that im bot prank is so stupid i get 1 sent to me like every 10 minutes and they have like 5 different things they say.... its so stupid

[eadgbe]

http://www.simplesignshop.com/images/150/yellow_bump_sign.jpg