IM prank hall of fame

[brainchild655]

Post any IM prank here.

[brainchild655]

This one is to start it off...
chinchillarok618(9:59:48): hi
Chickenrus(10:00:17): who this?
chinchillarok618(10:00:29): I'm andy
Chickenrus(10:00:52): go away stupid ebaum world im prank bot
Chickenrus(10:01:02): i dont know anyone one names andy
chinchillarok618(10:01:04): what? lol sorry i'm no bot
Chickenrus(10:01:08): GO TO HELL PAUL
Chickenrus(10:01:11): OR JAKE
chinchillarok618(10:01:17): i bet you're really hot aren't u? ;-)
Chickenrus(10:01:21): OR WHOEVER THE :censor: SENT YOU!
chinchillarok618(10:01:37): :censor:
chinchillarok618(10:02:42): is there something u want to know about me?
chinchillarok618(10:03:56): is there soemthing u want to know about me?
chinchillarok618(10:04:59): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
chinchillarok618(10:05:00): :-p
Chickenrus(10:05:01): :censor: YOU IM PRANK BOT
Chickenrus(10:05:09): PAUL YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT!
chinchillarok618(10:05:12): lol sorry, im no bot
Chickenrus(10:05:12): OR JAKE!
Chickenrus(10:05:17): :censor: YOU BOT
chinchillarok618(10:05:25): crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
Chickenrus(10:05:35): I DONT GIVE A SHIT BOT!
chinchillarok618(10:05:45): i dont beleive u lol
Chickenrus(10:05:54): :censor: YOU WHOEVER SENT THIS!
chinchillarok618(10:06:05): my name is andy
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...
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[JordanSauce]

Yes, we really need 2 threads for this stupid fucking bot that IM's me 24 fucking 7. (http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=82391)

[ComedyLiker34]

ch1llywilly169(1:49:38): hey
FIVESTAR420(1:49:49): hi
ch1llywilly169(1:50:00): what r u up to?
FIVESTAR420(1:50:04): who is this?
ch1llywilly169(1:50:14): my name is pat
FIVESTAR420(1:50:21): ok
FIVESTAR420(1:50:23): hi pat
ch1llywilly169(1:50:30): it IS o,k ha
FIVESTAR420(1:50:37): do u know me?
ch1llywilly169(1:50:49): what about me?
FIVESTAR420(1:51:04): i dont know any pats
ch1llywilly169(1:51:13): that's too bad
The user has warned the bot! Ending conversation...
ch1llywilly169: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com


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ch1llywilly163(1:50:23): hey richard hows it going
jonathnfreloader(1:50:39): going ite willy
ch1llywilly163(1:50:51): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
jonathnfreloader(1:51:11): yea i know that sux
jonathnfreloader(1:51:20): try yelling at it that works
ch1llywilly163(1:51:21): i'm not sure
jonathnfreloader(1:51:53): bout wat ?
ch1llywilly163(1:52:03): i just got my new laptop today, i'm exicted
jonathnfreloader(1:52:19): sweet
ch1llywilly163(1:52:32): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
jonathnfreloader(1:52:37): things r pricey as hell
ch1llywilly163(1:52:50): i just got my new laptop today, i'm excited
jonathnfreloader(1:53:16): i know u jsut said that
jonathnfreloader(1:53:25): who is this anyway?
ch1llywilly163(1:53:29): its goody ou do know...
jonathnfreloader(1:53:55): huh dude u lost me
ch1llywilly163(1:54:05): im not that interesting, lol
jonathnfreloader(1:54:25): i c
ch1llywilly163(1:54:37): thats odd
jonathnfreloader(1:55:10): who is this?
ch1llywilly163(1:55:20): andy 17/male/california
ch1llywilly163(1:55:33): :-p
jonathnfreloader(1:55:48): ohok who the hell u get my sn?
jonathnfreloader(1:55:56): how*
ch1llywilly163(1:55:58): me ?no
jonathnfreloader(1:56:35): wat wat speak english
ch1llywilly163(1:56:46): do u think so?
jonathnfreloader(1:57:11): think wat
ch1llywilly163(1:57:24): so have you done anything exciting today?
jonathnfreloader(1:58:51): not really just got into a fight wit migets and sum rainbow thing sawd my huse in half
ch1llywilly163(1:58:55): ???
jonathnfreloader(1:59:37): yea fucking weird huh?
ch1llywilly163(1:59:49): weird is cool
jonathnfreloader(2:00:18): yes it is
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[ComedyLiker34]

paddleboat680(1:47:02): hey its steve
A silent lullaby(1:47:14): hi
A silent lullaby(1:47:16): steve who
paddleboat680(1:47:23): how r you?
A silent lullaby(1:47:30): stve who
paddleboat680(1:47:38): ugh
A silent lullaby(1:47:43): stve whooo
paddleboat680(1:47:56): have you tried the new coke with lime? it's pretty good
A silent lullaby(1:48:15): who are youy
paddleboat680(1:48:26): my name is steve
A silent lullaby(1:48:35): okay robot
paddleboat680(1:48:47): lmao, i'm not a bot
A silent lullaby(1:48:55): yeah okay
paddleboat680(1:49:08): alrighty
paddleboat680(1:50:15): is there something u want to know about me?
A silent lullaby(1:50:49): sureeeee
paddleboat680(1:51:00): do you have a gf/bf?
paddleboat680(1:52:10): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
A silent lullaby(1:52:16): no
paddleboat680(1:52:17): -:p
paddleboat680(1:53:38): Please talk to me
paddleboat680(1:54:50): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
paddleboat680(1:55:55): uh ehllo? why aren't you talking?
paddleboat680: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[zeblien]

whicka(1:55:55): uh ehllo? want to talk
jack(1:55:57): no compute!
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[ComedyLiker34]

brokepipe9932384(10:40:29): hey tom
brokepipe9932384(10:41:52): Are you still there?
Agent4000(10:42:03): who r u?
brokepipe9932384(10:42:12): I'm roy
Agent4000(10:42:19): wow
Agent4000(10:42:20): hi Roy
Agent4000(10:42:24): who is Roy?
brokepipe9932384(10:42:33): i think i am dehydrated lol
Agent4000(10:42:45): i cant see ur lettering
Agent4000(10:42:50): yellow white and blue
Agent4000(10:42:51): not good
brokepipe9932384(10:42:57): uh huh... sure lol
Agent4000(10:43:08): ok whatever
Agent4000(10:43:09): by
brokepipe9932384(10:43:18): alrighty then
Agent4000(10:43:34): tell me who this is
Agent4000(10:43:37): or how i know you
brokepipe9932384(10:43:45): my name is roy
Agent4000(10:43:58): how do i kow you?
Agent4000(10:44:02): know*
brokepipe9932384(10:44:08): i dont remember anyomre lol
Agent4000(10:44:16): brb
brokepipe9932384(10:44:30): ko good
brokepipe9932384(10:45:36): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
brokepipe9932384(10:45:38): :-p
Agent4000(10:45:46): only if u tell me how i know you
brokepipe9932384(10:46:01): you want me to tell you?
Agent4000(10:46:22): umm ye
brokepipe9932384(10:46:33): ;-)
Agent4000(10:46:48): whatever im going to play some games
brokepipe9932384(10:46:59): alrighty then
brokepipe9932384(10:48:07): ???
brokepipe9932384(10:49:22): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
brokepipe9932384(10:50:28): Are you still there?
brokepipe9932384: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[Jtapangxx]

Post any IM prank here.


w1nd0z395145(01:24:03): hiya Ana
w1nd0z395145(01:25:21): Please talk to me
Matheu5(01:25:51): hello??
w1nd0z395145(01:26:04): what r u up to?
Matheu5(01:26:35): who is this??
w1nd0z395145(01:26:47): pat 17/female/california
Matheu5(01:27:06): hold on
w1nd0z395145(01:27:17): your weird lol
Matheu5(01:28:06): i cant see wat u r writing cause its all in blank
w1nd0z395145(01:28:15): really?
Matheu5(01:28:51): u need 2 fix ur tex color
w1nd0z395145(01:29:02): leave me out of this. I did nothing wrong
w1nd0z395145(01:29:20): :-p
Matheu5(01:29:44): can u type something
w1nd0z395145(01:29:54): thats an interesting question, isn't it?
Matheu5(01:30:19): still cant see ur tex writing
w1nd0z395145(01:30:32): huh?
Matheu5(01:31:25): still cant see ur tex fix it
w1nd0z395145(01:31:33): hello? ugh aol keeps freezing on me
Matheu5(01:31:43): fuk this
w1nd0z395145(01:31:59): so have u done anything exciting today?
Matheu5(01:33:03): u need 2 fix ur tex i cant c wat ur writing its all blank its some how bloked
w1nd0z395145(01:33:06): Are you still there?
Matheu5(01:33:33): change ur bakround color
w1nd0z395145(01:33:45): so have you done anything exciting today?
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[teamdescent]

where do you get those ebaumsworld bots?

[AmazE]

Yes, we really need 2 threads for this stupid fucking bot that IM's me 24 fucking 7. (http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=82391)
you can just block your slef from all the bots

[Hikaru_Shindo_2]

Haha! I got StupidNaked! he never saw it coming! XD

n1ck3lBack9389(11:25:02): yt
n1ck3lBack9389(11:26:23): u seem interesting, can we talk more?
n1ck3lBack9389(11:27:31): Please talk to me
StupidNaked(11:27:45): seriously I am busy, stop IMing me please
n1ck3lBack9389(11:27:57): some ppl like to stay busy but i have to have my off time
n1ck3lBack9389(11:29:09): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
StupidNaked(11:29:32): DUDE, ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME SHUT OFF THE GODDAMN SCREENNAME AND RUIN IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE STOP FUCKING IMING ME
n1ck3lBack9389(11:29:42): y?
n1ck3lBack9389(11:30:15): :-p
n1ck3lBack9389(11:30:58): please talk, i'll be good lol
n1ck3lBack9389(11:32:02): ???
The user has signed off or has blocked the bot! Conversation ended...

[CheeseMonkeys]

you can just block your slef from all the bots

What he's trying to say is it is fucking stupid to have 2 threads on the same thing.

[bolenj]

:p wats up

[ndn_goat]

Heres my IM prank on my friend again copied and pasted from the other board =P

Not really a prank but rather "in the moment" things. My freind "Mr.X" (changed name so i dont reveal who HE is) is kinda of uh..... scared of simple things i guess, just read and youll see. Yes i am quite the dick:

[08:57:11 PM] Mr.X: OMG OMG OMG!!
[08:57:22 PM] Mr.X: THERE'S BLOOD ON TWO MY OF MY TOILETS!!!
[08:57:26 PM] Mr.X: I'M FUCKING FREAKED OUT!! :'(
[08:58:01 PM] Mr.X: i can't even type properly cuz of the state i'm
in!!
[08:59:22 PM] ndn_goat: hold on
[08:59:42 PM] ndn_goat: let me explain what ur going thru
[08:59:48 PM] ndn_goat: ur body is going thru some changes
[08:59:50 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP!!
[08:59:54 PM] Mr.X: IT'S NOT MINE!!
[08:59:57 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP!!
[09:00:02 PM] Mr.X: I WANTED TO TAKE A SHIT
[09:00:06 PM] Mr.X: BUT THEN I SAW BLOOD!!
[09:00:09 PM] ndn_goat: and there comes a point in a girls life
when she becomes a woman
[09:00:22 PM] ndn_goat: and Mr.X ur growing up so quicly
[09:00:23 PM] Mr.X: SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!
[09:00:25 PM] ndn_goat: LOL
[09:00:41 PM] ndn_goat: i gota save this log
[09:00:46 PM] Mr.X: i'm seriously scared when i see blood
[09:01:11 PM] ndn_goat: now Mr.X u need to go to a store and look
for something called tampax
[09:01:23 PM] ndn_goat: its like a diaper but ull get used to it
[09:01:31 PM] ndn_goat: :P
[09:01:40 PM] Mr.X: ur mother
[09:01:46 PM] Mr.X: :@
[09:01:54 PM] ndn_goat: lol
[09:02:06 PM] Mr.X: i'm freaked out and u're taking it as a joke -_-
[09:02:24 PM] ndn_goat: hah
[09:02:25 PM] ndn_goat: brb

[DUMMY DUMB]

hello there how r uch1llywilly169(1:49:38): hey
FIVESTAR420(1:49:49): hi
ch1llywilly169(1:50:00): what r u up to?
FIVESTAR420(1:50:04): who is this?
ch1llywilly169(1:50:14): my name is pat
FIVESTAR420(1:50:21): ok
FIVESTAR420(1:50:23): hi pat
ch1llywilly169(1:50:30): it IS o,k ha
FIVESTAR420(1:50:37): do u know me?
ch1llywilly169(1:50:49): what about me?
FIVESTAR420(1:51:04): i dont know any pats
ch1llywilly169(1:51:13): that's too bad
The user has warned the bot! Ending conversation...
ch1llywilly169: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com


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ch1llywilly163(1:50:23): hey richard hows it going
jonathnfreloader(1:50:39): going ite willy
ch1llywilly163(1:50:51): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
jonathnfreloader(1:51:11): yea i know that sux
jonathnfreloader(1:51:20): try yelling at it that works
ch1llywilly163(1:51:21): i'm not sure
jonathnfreloader(1:51:53): bout wat ?
ch1llywilly163(1:52:03): i just got my new laptop today, i'm exicted
jonathnfreloader(1:52:19): sweet
ch1llywilly163(1:52:32): ahh my computer keeps freezing on me!
jonathnfreloader(1:52:37): things r pricey as hell
ch1llywilly163(1:52:50): i just got my new laptop today, i'm excited
jonathnfreloader(1:53:16): i know u jsut said that
jonathnfreloader(1:53:25): who is this anyway?
ch1llywilly163(1:53:29): its goody ou do know...
jonathnfreloader(1:53:55): huh dude u lost me
ch1llywilly163(1:54:05): im not that interesting, lol
jonathnfreloader(1:54:25): i c
ch1llywilly163(1:54:37): thats odd
jonathnfreloader(1:55:10): who is this?
ch1llywilly163(1:55:20): andy 17/male/california
ch1llywilly163(1:55:33): :-p
jonathnfreloader(1:55:48): ohok who the hell u get my sn?
jonathnfreloader(1:55:56): how*
ch1llywilly163(1:55:58): me ?no
jonathnfreloader(1:56:35): wat wat speak english
ch1llywilly163(1:56:46): do u think so?
jonathnfreloader(1:57:11): think wat
ch1llywilly163(1:57:24): so have you done anything exciting today?
jonathnfreloader(1:58:51): not really just got into a fight wit migets and sum rainbow thing sawd my huse in half
ch1llywilly163(1:58:55): ???
jonathnfreloader(1:59:37): yea fucking weird huh?
ch1llywilly163(1:59:49): weird is cool
jonathnfreloader(2:00:18): yes it is
ch1llywilly163: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[DUMMY DUMB]

hello there how are youpaddleboat680(1:47:02): hey its steve
A silent lullaby(1:47:14): hi
A silent lullaby(1:47:16): steve who
paddleboat680(1:47:23): how r you?
A silent lullaby(1:47:30): stve who
paddleboat680(1:47:38): ugh
A silent lullaby(1:47:43): stve whooo
paddleboat680(1:47:56): have you tried the new coke with lime? it's pretty good
A silent lullaby(1:48:15): who are youy
paddleboat680(1:48:26): my name is steve
A silent lullaby(1:48:35): okay robot
paddleboat680(1:48:47): lmao, i'm not a bot
A silent lullaby(1:48:55): yeah okay
paddleboat680(1:49:08): alrighty
paddleboat680(1:50:15): is there something u want to know about me?
A silent lullaby(1:50:49): sureeeee
paddleboat680(1:51:00): do you have a gf/bf?
paddleboat680(1:52:10): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
A silent lullaby(1:52:16): no
paddleboat680(1:52:17): -:p
paddleboat680(1:53:38): Please talk to me
paddleboat680(1:54:50): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
paddleboat680(1:55:55): uh ehllo? why aren't you talking?
paddleboat680: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[keso619]

i think i love u

[Lone Tiger]

I sent one to a cousin of mine.

luv2partay103(9:13:58): Hey Hariken4 Whats up This is Lilly do you rememebr I just got a new screenname
Hariken4(9:14:24): Hi, Lilly! Long time, no see. How's Louisiana?
luv2partay103(9:14:38): u usre? lol
Hariken4(9:14:48): What do you mean?
luv2partay103(9:15:02): actually i dont really know whati mean :-\
Hariken4(9:15:11): Okay. What's up?
luv2partay103(9:15:22): that's good
Hariken4(9:15:30): What are you talking about?
luv2partay103(9:15:39): i dunno lets talk about u
Hariken4(9:16:03): Oh, well. I just got a job at Walmart.
luv2partay103(9:16:15): my name is ashley
Hariken4(9:16:33): Hello? Am I still talking to Lilly?
luv2partay103(9:16:43): I live in california
Hariken4(9:16:53): California? Who are you?
luv2partay103(9:17:02): ashley 17/female/california
Hariken4(9:17:22): Okay, what's going on? First, you say you're Lilly and now you say you're someone else.
luv2partay103(9:17:33): maybe ;-)
Hariken4(9:18:01): Oh, right. Your birthday was last Saturday, wasn't it? Happy late Birthday!
luv2partay103(9:18:12): that isa good day, lol
Hariken4(9:18:20): What did you do?
luv2partay103(9:18:31): i dont remember aynmore lol
Hariken4(9:18:44): It was only five days ago. How could you forget?
luv2partay103(9:18:56): im not that interesting, lol
luv2partay103(9:19:13): :-p
Hariken4(9:19:23): What's that have to do with it?
luv2partay103(9:19:37): aww... cant we talk some more?
Hariken4(9:19:45): About what?
luv2partay103(9:19:56): so do u like pepsi or coke better?
Hariken4(9:20:02): Pepsi.
luv2partay103(9:20:12): ha, me too
Hariken4(9:20:17): I know.
luv2partay103(9:20:28): ok
Hariken4(9:20:40): But, my favorite soda is Mt. Dew.
luv2partay103(9:20:52): crap, i was gonna ask u something but i cant remember now lol
Hariken4(9:20:58): lol
luv2partay103(9:21:07): hahaha
Hariken4(9:21:14): BTW, what's with the duck icon?
luv2partay103(9:21:30): the stupid phone keeps ringing and i dont wanna answer it, haha
Hariken4(9:21:37): Okay.
luv2partay103(9:21:45): yea...
Hariken4(9:22:07): How's your dad doing?
luv2partay103(9:22:24): i'mf ine thank you
Hariken4(9:22:31): Not you, your dad.
luv2partay103(9:22:40): me? no
Hariken4(9:22:53): I'm confused. Are you getting me?
luv2partay103(9:23:05): what about me?
Hariken4(9:23:12): What are you talking about?
luv2partay103(9:23:22): lets talk about... sex baby lol jk
Hariken4(9:23:36): Sex? I thought you were against that?
luv2partay103(9:23:47): lets talk about.. sex baaby lol
luv2partay103: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com

[HereLiesMatthew]

Is it just me, or are none of these funny?

[ITP]

Prank started at 11:29 PM on 18 Oct 2005.


MatchPh0ne5(11:19:47): Hey there i am not sure if you remember me but we meet a wile ago at college
DHAJ2000(11:19:58): ok?
MatchPh0ne5(11:20:11): yea...
DHAJ2000(11:21:06): and?
MatchPh0ne5(11:21:19): so what r you doing right now?
DHAJ2000(11:21:36): watching TV
DHAJ2000(11:21:42): so if we met in college, who are you?
MatchPh0ne5(11:21:45): i think I am dehydrated lol
MatchPh0ne5(11:23:07): uh hello? why aren't you talking?
DHAJ2000(11:23:37): DHAJ2000 (10:15:59 PM): so if we met in college, who are you?
MatchPh0ne5(11:23:50): megan 23/male/arizona
DHAJ2000(11:24:54): are you sure we met in college?
MatchPh0ne5(11:24:57): :-p
MatchPh0ne5(11:24:58): please talk, i'll be good lol
MatchPh0ne5(11:26:16): u doin ok over there?
DHAJ2000(11:26:22): yes
DHAJ2000(11:26:29): eating an apple :)
MatchPh0ne5(11:26:31): ok
MatchPh0ne5(11:27:55): Your not talkign
DHAJ2000(11:28:26): eh... ok
DHAJ2000(11:28:30): so you have a job?
MatchPh0ne5(11:28:36): arlight
DHAJ2000(11:29:08): ?
MatchPh0ne5(11:29:22): ye.a..
DHAJ2000(11:29:29): where at?
MatchPh0ne5(11:29:40): i've been wondering that for a long time lol
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