Kindergarden Killer Game

[Duke of Turtles]

I saw on a local news show about a game called Kindergarden Killer, and it mentioned it was here on eBaum's World then my mom told not to play that game, I wanted to play it, but I got too nervous! I should play it in the near future.

[L33tHaXor]

christ! it's a stupid driving game, like grand theft auto. Besides you have the internet so you probably look at porn, you need your mommys permission for that too?

[Duke of Turtles]

I'm 14 years old, I don't look at porn!

[JuliaAguilar]

Dude, just wait till she's not home, and have a great time with it.

[Mount_Happy]

I'm 14 years old, I don't look at porn!
you either lie, or theres something terribly wrong with you.

[Wild Phoenix]

you either lie, or theres something terribly wrong with you.
My thoughts exactly. Who doesn't look at porn at 14? Hell, I started at 7, my mom actually encouraged me.

[jdk]

I think he is scared he would notice his mom hosting some live video chats online. That is the real reason she is telling you not to look at that stuff. :eek:

[Jyn]

lol you're going to start a flame, but it's kinda funny.


I don't want to corrupt you, but looking at porn isn't bad. In fact, it's healthy because it gets rid of old sperm and let's new ones in. Also it felts good. -thumbs up-

[Kempai]

lol you're going to start a flame, but it's kinda funny.


I don't want to corrupt you, but looking at porn isn't bad. In fact, it's healthy because it gets rid of old sperm and let's new ones in. Also it felts good. -thumbs up-

Looking at porn does that? I always thought you had to... You know... :shuffle: Thanks for the tip :insane:

[Zooch]

I was wanking one off every night when I was 9...

[Jyn]

I'm just a late bloomer, but once it happens I usually meet or are above [if you know what I mean] :p

Sadly I started when I was 11. lmao

[-=:Numa:=-]

Jeezus dude stop being a little pussbag shitlicker, it's a frickin' driving game where you run over little kids.
Who wouldn't want to do that?
Oh and if you're 14 and still haven't looked at porn then there is something wrong with you, I started looking at that shit when I was 12, lol.

[Jyn]

...You're not serious about that gay porn thing under your name..... right.....?



.... :s

[-=:Numa:=-]

...You're not serious about that gay porn thing under your name..... right.....?



.... :s
No, did you listen to that one audio on eBaum's where Lindsay Lohan calls Paris Hilton?
Some kid screams out "I Love Gay Porn!!!"
Lol

[jdk]

I think he really loves gay porn. He is just saying that because he has yet to come out of the closet yet.

[»«å×çêss»«]

i started wanking off when i was like 7. of course i hadnt hit puberty so i never had anything to think about. i would just sit there for like a half hour until it felt really good. *fondle, fondle* but i started looking at porn when i was like 9. i found my brothers playboys. yet i had still not hit puberty until ten so they came of no interest to me. :angel: Could someone give me a link to htis game i would love to play it.

[Zeeboe]

I never even heard of this game until I clicked on this thread. I just played it and conquered it. Kicked some ass. Very cool game.

Oh, and I didn't start masturbating until I was 14. I was a late bloomer too. ;) Not a damn thing wrong with that.

[Jyn]

lmao damn you're straightfoward.


You used the 'M' word! How dare you!!! Use the hundreds of other phrases for that smackin' action. hahahah I just thought of that one lool.