snot kid

[killer scott]

I certainly have the desire to kill that monster. I've always had a problem with snot. When i was younger i was eating a sandwich and i saw something like that and started choking and could have died.

[Murph]

I used to love checking out ebaumsworld every week but lately its just been getting worse and worse. Who wants to see a kid blowing snot out his nose? hmmmm i think people need to send in some actual funny videos.

[SlyMaelstrom]

The next fan who considers sending a video in should consider it again.

...and again.

...and again.

[DrTongue]

Hmmm... I think I might take Ebaum off my bookmarks list...

[shizzle69]

NOTE TO ALL EBAUM MEMBERS, DON'T EAT A LARGE PIZZA WHILE WATCHING THIS :banghead:

[mlchelle]

stop acting gay and put some funny videos up there ebaum. who enjoys watching that kind of shit. and how about that one clip where the guy pulls his toenail off. whats next. a guy sucking his own dick and biting half of it off? we dont find that disturbing shit entertaining. put something funny. god bless america. wouldnt u rather watch something that makes u laugh instead of make ur stomach twitch and feel like puking? its your job. fuckin do it right. its your site. so fuckin use it. not destroy it. ARGH. we are your viewers. attract us, don't chase us away.

go ahead and reply with ur stubborn assed bull shit. u fucking disgust me with your shit. ur incredible. ur movies are becoming less accepted by ur fans. stop testing ur viewers by seeing how pussy they can get over these nauseating clips. do something productive and make people giggle. please.

[SlyMaelstrom]

...or your boogers.

...

...on second though, if you eat your boogers, tape it and send it in, Ebaumsworld might actually post it on the site.

...just make sure they label it well. :/

[FrozenMonkey]

stop acting gay and put some funny videos up there ebaum. who enjoys watching that kind of shit. and how about that one clip where the guy pulls his toenail off. whats next. a guy sucking his own dick and biting half of it off? we dont find that disturbing shit entertaining. put something funny. god bless america. wouldnt u rather watch something that makes u laugh instead of make ur stomach twitch and feel like puking? its your job. fuckin do it right. its your site. so fuckin use it. not destroy it. ARGH. we are your viewers. attract us, don't chase us away.

go ahead and reply with ur stubborn assed bull shit. u fucking disgust me with your shit. ur incredible. ur movies are becoming less accepted by ur fans. stop testing ur viewers by seeing how pussy they can get over these nauseating clips. do something productive and make people giggle. please.

nice first post :thud:

anyway, this video sucked

that kid was annoying, you could tell he only did it to get on the site, he should be like, idk, making friends, perhaps eating some fruit, running around mindlessly outside :wtf:

[mlchelle]

for reals
seriously
honestly
lord help these site managers.

[CubanSmuggler]

Snot is gross.

eBaum needs to stop being a taco Nazi.

[rand0m]

that was pretty sick

[Bastard Fish]

Yeah, I agree, who wants to see some chubby kid blow snot out of his nose. NOBODY does. What the hell were they thinking? Same goes for that eye surgery and toenail video. Post more funny clips, not gross ones. :censor:

[pwned22]

That was sick...and one of the greatest things Ive seen. He is pretty talented. I like when he sucks it back up and makes a "uhhhhhh" sound. HAHA very good.

[Pasukun]

Did I miss something here? Since when snot blowing and inhaling became a talent?
Before that.. How did such video even made to the main page? I just don't get it..
I waited over a week for a new update.. checking on it several times a day.. every day...
This video disgusted me.. and pretty damn sure it ruined my lunch.
Very disappointing... :(

[Rapture]

Did I miss something here? Since when snot blowing and inhaling became a talent?
Before that.. How did such video even made to the main page? I just don't get it..
I waited over a week for a new update.. checking on it several times a day.. every day...
This video disgusted me.. and pretty damn sure it ruined my lunch.
Very disappointing... :(


Since it gets updated every friday...I'd say the jokes on you! hahaha

P.S., Friday to Friday is not over a week.

[killer scott]

Since it gets updated every friday...I'd say the jokes on you! hahaha

P.S., Friday to Friday is not over a week.

just about to say that. ha.

Edit: I also dont think the updates are getting worse. go into archives and look at the origninal updates. its updated with so much more now. sure a lot of the videos arent funny, but every update is different.

[madmatt911]

why didnt that get into moron mail. seriously. theres better stuff in moron mail.

[FrozenMonkey]

i think there should be an age limit of the kids in these videos, and NOT because I want to protect the children or anything, it's just because watching a 12 year old do anything is just fucking stupid, and not funny at all.

[BLTB]

why didnt that get into moron mail. seriously. theres better stuff in moron mail.

Was just coming in to say the same thing.

[ZachS]

eBaums used to be awesome.. Now I think he gets his kid/a small child to put videos on his site.

[GameQber]

The question here is...why would I want to keep coming back to a website that gives me videos which make me want to throw up? Being 5'10" and only 128 pounds, I don't need to lose any more weight.

I guess the comedy is over. This video suggests that eBaum is running out of ideas. I've also seen several videos from the past few weeks' updates on another website well before eBaums had them, so I have no need to come back anymore, especially after videos like this, which I HAVEN'T seen anywhere before, nor do I ever want to see ever again.

Bye, guys.

[MarsBarr]

Bye, guys.
Nobody cares if you leave, you have a post count of 3.

[tonythetiger]

i agree, this was pretty gross, i dont understand how this is funny, shure people like to see funny videos but i usually like to see really cool videos like that one time the black guy drove around in a car and started hitting people, not that i think thats funny but i find that interesting. In this case this isnt interesting or funny, its just gross i mean it would be funny if his brother or sister came up and smacked the snot back in his face :lol: .

[SupraTwinTurbo]

Will you lot just shut the fuck up? Yes the postings have been a little lame over the past month, but if you are not enjoying it, fuck off. Nobody is asking you to stay, and nobody cares about your lame posts about a bad update. Every week some little newbie comes along saying how the update was gay. Its not needed. If you dont like it, go somewhere else.

[GameQber]

ROFL, you guys get pissed off pretty easily, don't you? I got my laugh for today, but yeah, that "bye guys" was more aimed towards the site, not forum members. I know that forum people don't care, and I don't know why you would in the first place.

I don't see why it's so necessary that I have to say "bye, eBaums World", but apparently I have to be specific around people like MarsBarr...


Good to see that some people are defensive about a site they love. Keep up the good work, guys! :D

[BlaZeAzZ]

bleh, i just say we take this thread down, no matter what ebaum puts up, people go "WTF THAT WAS STUPID" i do admit that was a pretty stupid clip, but hey some people are into that kind of humor/fasination, not everybody is into your kind of humor, but i wont go off ranting and downgrading ebaum/ebaums world just ChILL.
i <3 Ebaums world

[Jenovah]

This was just...too sick..

[CubanSmuggler]

Let me reiterate this for everyone.

There are three things in this world that will never be funny under any circumstances: snot, cats, and the show Scrubs.

(I take back cats, if I saw a cat get hit by a car, I might laugh)

[Mushy2008]

stop acting gay and put some funny videos up there ebaum. who enjoys watching that kind of shit. and how about that one clip where the guy pulls his toenail off. whats next. a guy sucking his own dick and biting half of it off? we dont find that disturbing shit entertaining. put something funny. god bless america. wouldnt u rather watch something that makes u laugh instead of make ur stomach twitch and feel like puking? its your job. fuckin do it right. its your site. so fuckin use it. not destroy it. ARGH. we are your viewers. attract us, don't chase us away.

go ahead and reply with ur stubborn assed bull shit. u fucking disgust me with your shit. ur incredible. ur movies are becoming less accepted by ur fans. stop testing ur viewers by seeing how pussy they can get over these nauseating clips. do something productive and make people giggle. please.

Wow you really wasted your time writing that nobody is going to read that story you moron since you just registered like yesterday or something.

Ebaums world is still my favorite place to come on the interweb aslways has always will. I have been a loyal member for a long time and I hate it when people come and say stuff like that. If you don't like it then Leave there are many other Humor sites out there and you won't find one with as much media or laughs anywhere else. Ebaum is not going to send you a personal invitation and say hey what are you looking to laugh about this week? Why do you think his slogan is media for the masses. There is something here for everybody.

My point is stop your bitching and leave cause I don't want to hear it.


I waited over a week for a new update.. checking on it several times a day.. every day...
(


First off you don't wait over a week for an update considering they are every friday. And Get out of your moms basement and go get a life. I'm glad that you think if there is not a good update your day is ruined.

And if you thought it was disgusting why didnt you turn the video off when you saw what he was doing. Once you see something nastly or something that can make you throw up the brain takes several seconds before that reflex to come into play so if you saw it was snot turn it off and ur fine. If you watched the whole thing you must have some fetish for that kind of stuff.

[ViolinTendencies]

Sweetie HONESTLY, while you think no one is going to care about him posting a message to ebaum, I'm sure none of us want to have to read through you attacking everyone on this forum. Cut it out and stay on topic, this is just ridiculous.

I'm new to posting to the forums but have been reading for quite a while, and it's posters like you that create the most aggravation. You tell people to "get a life" but what exactly is it that you're doing that makes you so much better than them? They're responding to a thread and posting their own opinions, you have no room to tell them they're wrong. Back off and let people talk, you'd be angry if they started insulting your opinions.

[Mushy2008]

Actually I am mad At you
I am trying to take up for Ebaums world as people are saying this site is over and there is nothing left for Ebaum to put on.

As for you The same goes back directly at you. you say and I quote and it's posters like you that create the most aggravation. You tell people to "get a life" but what exactly is it that you're doing that makes you so much better than them?

I was just posting My opinion about what they were saying and you had to come and follow me around to every thread I posted in and critisize me about what I was saying.
I think I am going back to the E/N Forum there are just a bunch of noobs here.
And I know exactly what you are going to say about my noob comment. So just don't say it cause you noobs are so predictable.

[ilovehookers?]

where r the reviews???? thats one of my main gaming needs

do they sell games???? thats a need to

incase your wondering why im jus rambling on look at the members sig above me

[Scarborough]

The thing is, its not like you HAVE to watch it. I watched a bit of it, I didn't like it, but I'm not going to whine about it because I clicked it. I guess it should say Snot Rocket instead of what it says because that is a little misleading, but still, theres no reason to whine about it or say you are leaving (if you are leaving, leave, don't dramatize it by posting it) because of it. Yeah well thats my opinion, agree with it or don't, I could care less.

[BostonKing351]

MMMM!! there's nothing quite like delicious snot!

[jeffrok]

This was just...too sick..

Grow a penis.

[TheWonderWeezel]

MMMM!! there's nothing quite like delicious snot!

Thanks for your input. My life is now complete.
Son of a Bitch.

[CubanSmuggler]

Grow a penis.

What if he doesn't want to?

[Diarrhea]

umm it was a cool video so ppl needa stop hatin on a lil ugly boy who got talent!

[mlchelle]

Wow you really wasted your time writing that nobody is going to read that story you moron since you just registered like yesterday or something.

Ebaums world is still my favorite place to come on the interweb aslways has always will. I have been a loyal member for a long time and I hate it when people come and say stuff like that. If you don't like it then Leave there are many other Humor sites out there and you won't find one with as much media or laughs anywhere else. Ebaum is not going to send you a personal invitation and say hey what are you looking to laugh about this week? Why do you think his slogan is media for the masses. There is something here for everybody.

My point is stop your bitching and leave cause I don't want to hear it.





why would you even include that nobody is going to read it in ur post when u obviously stopped while u were scrolling down at my post and read it urself?
why would u even mention about wasting my time with writing mine when yours is twice as long, and focused on criticizing two people? are u fuckin retarded?
please tell me yes. don't be afraid to admit it; in that case i'll accept u for who u are. if not then shut your fuckin face and think about what u wanna type on ur post before u actually do it and make urself look like a dumbass. how much more fucking embarrassing can it be? hm but there's more. u tell me to stop bitching about something i dont like. u clearly started talking shit to me because u didn't like what i posted. mine and ur arguments are not on the same topic and don't look alike, but they obviously involve the same attitude. "i don't like what you wrote so im gonna bitch about that" right? "stop your bitching and leave cause i dont wanna hear it." Uh back to u. don't fuckin read it if u think its lame. why are u doing this to urself. humiliating urself. because ur a fucking pussy. u dont like how im telling the truth about ebaum not doing their job right, so u beg me to stop. but sometimes u gotta say the truth.

tell me. if u knew a site. and u trusted and were very loyal to it. and all of a sudden one day u visited it and a bunch of pictures of naked guys with their penis's showing, nice and clear, were posted for your entertainment, what the hell would u do? leaving without saying a word is like ditching a friend. wouldnt u let them know that they need to start fixing things up a bit cuz its really fuckin gross? or would u be so fucking loyal to the site that u'd force urself to be amused by the pictures. thats how it sounds like to me. maybe ur really just a weak ass seductive loser. another thing. my post is well judged. i wrote that shit after i made sure that most people would agree on the fact that its disgusting. i've got conscience. i'd know im a weird guy by comparing to the general audience. so ur telling me that their slogan is media for the masses. that's a good point if i was only a small fraction of the people complaining about it. but look around u buddy. 9/10 would not think its funny and reject it to be in any way entertaining. that 1/10 left would probably be u. so is it really media for the masses when they're chasing 9/10 away?

so next time,
1) check what ur saying before u say it
2) check ur status. with 9 people shaking their heads at u, u probably got problems.

maybe with those in mind, next time u wont turn out to be such a sorry ass douche bag

[something new]

Havent any of your friends done stupid shit like this in front of you? And did you laugh? Sure you did. The difference here, is that this pudgy little bastard ISNT your friend, so it becomes a little less funny, and dare I say "gross" for your impeccable tastes. But I found it hilarious myself!! Because I have love for all of my brothers and sisters! You should be ashamed of yourselves you ignorant, selfish heathens!

[TwinsFan]

Havent any of your friends done stupid shit like this in front of you? And did you laugh? Sure you did.

No, I wouldn't. Now stop making stupid assumptions that you can't back up.

Ebaumsworld is going down the crapper, I used to laugh at every vid, now I'm lucky if I laugh at just part of a vid :(

[Deamatix]

That video is grosser than ogrish.

[killer scott]

That video is grosser than ogrish.

retarded. 12

[CheeseMonkeys]

That snot thing was fucking disgusting. :eek:

[gigatonblast]

That was snot ?

It looked more like baby batter...white gold,Texas pee.

Process that.

Makes the snot seem kinda tame now dont it ?

[Cyprianbiatch]

all I know is that it snot funny :shuffle:

[Jenovah]

all I know is that it snot funny :shuffle:


ahahaahahahaahah....hah

ahumm..lets get back on the topic shall we?

[Tokki]

That was impressive snot trick, i was impressed. I salute you, snot boy! :bow:

[Deamatix]

He reminds me of that guy PeeWee Herman played in Mystery Men

[Enjoi]

dood!!! i almost barfed

[fracture7]

what the hell??
dont you have anything better to do than spurt snot out your nose :censor:
it almost made me sick when he blew it out and it turned to a bubble,euugghh
i hope he snorts it out too hard and his head explodes some how!

[FrozenMonkey]

just let this thread die...

[chamillitary]

i stay up pretty late and it usally gets updated thursday night at 2:30 or 3:00. im not talking any shit tho

[SilkySmooth4589]

Yeah, that shit was nasty. What part of Texas are you from chamillitary (guessing)?

[Phantom Jackal]

Does ebaum ever check the boards? Why does he even put this shit up. And the tapdancing polio girl - why???

[killer scott]

Does ebaum ever check the boards? Why does he even put this shit up. And the tapdancing polio girl - why???

He gets most the stuff from the boards. such as the tapping hero. anyways i think this thread should officially be dead now.