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themine
08-05-2005, 03:47 PM
That wasn't funny. Not even slightly.

Pranker: We need you to come down to the front desk. You ordered some porno movies.

Prankee: No I didn't.

Pranker: Yes you did.

Prankee: OK, I'll come down, but I'm really irritated.

Did I miss something? The joke, perhaps? I've heard prank calls in the Moron Mail that were funnier than this one.

Rapture
08-05-2005, 03:52 PM
I was waiting for him to say the names of the movies, and that would have been the funny part.

NightsTemper
08-05-2005, 08:54 PM
That wasn't funny. Not even slightly.

Pranker: We need you to come down to the front desk. You ordered some porno movies.

Prankee: No I didn't.

Pranker: Yes you did.

Prankee: OK, I'll come down, but I'm really irritated.

Did I miss something? The joke, perhaps? I've heard prank calls in the Moron Mail that were funnier than this one.


That is so true.

Actually I think this should have taken the spot of this prank http://www.ebaumsworld.com/moron/12/weirddance.html

Evan
08-05-2005, 08:59 PM
I was waiting for him to say the names of the movies, and that would have been the funny part.

Yea i think he said one name, but i dont even think the guy heard it. I was waiting for the same thing, a huge listing of a bunch of funny named pornos. I think this guy is canadian and he sucks at prank calling.

Cerby
08-05-2005, 09:46 PM
Thats right Even, bash the Canadians, why not hit the Blacks and Jews while you're at it? After all, a Canadian is just an unarmed American with Healthcare. You're just jealous because you can't afford to live in Canada.

SupraTwinTurbo
08-06-2005, 12:47 AM
Thats right Even, bash the Canadians, why not hit the Blacks and Jews while you're at it? After all, a Canadian is just an unarmed American with Healthcare. You're just jealous because you can't afford to live in Canada.
dont forget canadians are also a skinnier version

CubanSmuggler
08-06-2005, 03:06 AM
Thats right Even, bash the Canadians, why not hit the Blacks and Jews while you're at it? After all, a Canadian is just an unarmed American with Healthcare. You're just jealous because you can't afford to live in Canada.


I'm sure you'll be proud to admit that still when the zombie invasion comes and you have nothing to defend yourself with except snow, some carabu, and a moose.

Oh, and I thought Americans were suppose to be the arrogant ones, stop stealing our thunder Canada :shout:

FrozenMonkey
08-06-2005, 11:01 AM
Thats right Even, bash the Canadians, why not hit the Blacks and Jews while you're at it? After all, a Canadian is just an unarmed American with Healthcare. You're just jealous because you can't afford to live in Canada.

hey, you cant put blacks in jews in a low category like canadians!


unless of course... you're a black, jewish, canadian

themine
08-06-2005, 11:52 AM
Hey you hoser. Don't be attacking any Canadians, ya hear? They are good people, too, eh?

Old Joke: The shame about Canada is that they could have ended up with French food, British culture and American technology. Unfortunately, they ended up with British food, American culture, and French technology.

Comparing hating on the Canadians to hating on blacks and Jews is retarded. How many years of slavery have the Canadians lived under? How many holocausts have the Canadians been through? The Canadian's idea of a bad year is the time that their Walmart closed down. Oh yeah, hockey sucks, too.

Evan
08-07-2005, 10:42 PM
Thats right Even, bash the Canadians, why not hit the Blacks and Jews while you're at it? After all, a Canadian is just an unarmed American with Healthcare. You're just jealous because you can't afford to live in Canada. :icon_rofl
Yea Canada's healthcare system is top notch :shuffle:

DrTongue
08-08-2005, 12:48 AM
That wasn't funny. Not even slightly.

Pranker: We need you to come down to the front desk. You ordered some porno movies.

Prankee: No I didn't.

Pranker: Yes you did.

Prankee: OK, I'll come down, but I'm really irritated.

Did I miss something? The joke, perhaps? I've heard prank calls in the Moron Mail that were funnier than this one.
It might have been amusing if someone sitting in the lobby near the front desk videotaped the encounter... but probably not.

Perl_5
08-08-2005, 01:06 AM
That wasn't funny. Not even slightly.

Pranker: We need you to come down to the front desk. You ordered some porno movies.

Prankee: No I didn't.

Pranker: Yes you did.

Prankee: OK, I'll come down, but I'm really irritated.

Did I miss something? The joke, perhaps? I've heard prank calls in the Moron Mail that were funnier than this one.

man u just read my mind. if thats funny then i should have no problems getting a video of some person taking a shit to be posted on ebaums home page.

even i made funnier prank calls than that. too bad i didnt record them... one time me and my friend got my sister to thinking she left her wallet in a mcdonalds in russia... :lol:

CubanSmuggler
08-08-2005, 02:37 AM
Old Joke: The shame about Canada is that they could have ended up with French food, British culture and American technology. Unfortunately, they ended up with British food, American culture, and French technology.

It's funny because it's true.

Schizophrenic
08-08-2005, 10:17 AM
It would've been funnier if we could have seen what happened to the guy at the front desk

specter191
08-08-2005, 11:52 AM
Yea i think he said one name, but i dont even think the guy heard it. I was waiting for the same thing, a huge listing of a bunch of funny named pornos. I think this guy is canadian and he sucks at prank calling.

I bet your Jewish cause that has to be the weakest attack I have ever seen.

SupraTwinTurbo
08-08-2005, 04:13 PM
Hey you hoser. Don't be attacking any Canadians, ya hear? They are good people, too, eh?

Old Joke: The shame about Canada is that they could have ended up with French food, British culture and American technology. Unfortunately, they ended up with British food, American culture, and French technology.

Comparing hating on the Canadians to hating on blacks and Jews is retarded. How many years of slavery have the Canadians lived under? How many holocausts have the Canadians been through? The Canadian's idea of a bad year is the time that their Walmart closed down. Oh yeah, hockey sucks, too.

Canadians don't worship Walmart like Americans do. There is a fuckin Walmart around every corner in America.

ndn_goat
08-08-2005, 04:42 PM
I agree, that was one of the most unfunniest audio Ive heard in eBaumsworld. I had an idea that since I work for a type of telemarketing company (not exactly telemarketing, im just trying to not blow my cover) and I annoy people on the phone for a service; maybe I could write down all the numbers of people that get really pissed off. I had one guy going like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU CALLING ME AT 8:30PM FOR, EVERONE IS SLEEPING" and kept on going on and on. damn, wish i remembered to write down the asshole's number so i could prank his ass or get someone to prank for me. anyone think its a good idea?

Gruntork
08-09-2005, 05:07 AM
Damn, I got like...one half of a chuckle out of that entire thing. The only thing mildly amusing about it was how he went under the alias "Dane Cook", a hilarious comedian that you should see quite a lot on Comedy Central. If you're not familiar with names, Cook has done many hilarious bits such as standing up to the Kool-Aid Man, having the acid spit of a Xenomorph (from the 'Aliens' movies), and working at a drive-through. Annnnyway...the prank call sucked, and I really think that funny pants dance was indeed more entertaining...

JenTheStrange
08-09-2005, 05:26 AM
Canadians rock, plzkthx.
They just do.
Plus, they're getting a cold front that I so wish we were having.

Spikey Devil
08-09-2005, 09:15 AM
True, it wasn't that funny, but the thought of that irritated, probably cuz he was one minute into his two minute long fucking, walking down to the front desk, and talking to the dude with an angry tone..

Guy: Ok, im here, now what did you wanna talk about?

Front desk dude: Huh?

It would have been funnier if this happened i reckon..

Prankster: You need to pay $150 for the porn movies..

Guy: Damn, all that for one lousy movie?

But the chances of finding someone who actually ordered a movie are slim..

SD