Who the hell do these newcomers think they are?

[deadpool]

look you gay ass newcomer bastards in this place, stop thinking you are fucking smart, tough and cool, because you are not.

to name a few

chris.... what ever your gay ass name is
eminem you suck bigger balls then britney on crack get a life
passion panda....now tell me are you a little girl, damn what kind of name is that
dozzi.....your just a god damn queer nothing much to say about you
nima.....damn your name should be anema at least thats an awesome tool album
allurbase....get your newbie ass out of here


look all you fags dont be fooled by my # of posts because this is a new board, the last one i had much more, plus i dont have time to interact with newbie losers that pretend to be something while they are really nothing but poser yea you heard me POSERS.

[greenlee]

Hey what about me?... you didnt name me.... Im newer than any of them..... *feels left out*:(

[Eminem]

wtf? i dont suck balls... at least to my knwledge. and AllUrBase had a ton of posts on the old forum too.... so he aint a newbie.

remembre your old posts? the ones taht haunt you? well her they are:

[disturbed2]

doctored but it works for me!lol

[Eminem]

its not doctored disturb... its from the old forum..

[GOD]

Originally posted by Eminem
its not doctored disturb... its from the old forum..

Goddamn right it Ain't doctored. I remember that post. I wish I could've seen it coming before ebaum erased the old forum. I would love to have a file of the old place. It was a regular ol' hoot-n-nanny. The Great War of Forumville. The Four Fuck-it-eers. Tool_illusion giving morale support and motherly love. That sumbitch weedbender operating under aliases and playind double agent to sneak weapons and intelligence to the 4Fs. Joelfoley the Ambassadour Royale to the Switzerland of Forumville.

Boy the way Glen Miller Played.
Songs that made the 'Hit Parade'.
Guys like us we had it made.
Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then.
Girls were girls and men were men.
Mr. we could use a man like herbert hoover again.

Didn't need no welfare steak.
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days................

[Nima]

meh, say what you want...
Deadpool = not cool...
I never knew you were a fag though... I guess Eminem had to bring the truth out...
Lots of those people you named aren't newbies...
AND... the newbies are cooler than you so don't worry about them :)

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by deadpool
chris.... what ever your gay ass name is

is sumbody a wittle angwy? you pwor wittle baby...

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by deadpool

passion panda....now tell me are you a little girl, damn what kind of name is that



LOL.....ok........whatever scumwater

[SDL_niggaaaaaaa]

this bitch is mad because we post here? Dumbass little fucker. Deadpool you need a fucking life you fat mother fucker all you do is sit around on your fatass all day jacking off to weird porno eating cheetos getting fatter than your fatass already is! dude, or girl , or he/she why dont you take that stick outta your ass, crawl back up under your fat mother's stank ass and shut the fuck up before your gingivitis kills us all!


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[deadpool]

well SDL do you think i actually read your post?

UMMMM HELL NO!!!!!!!!

what the flying fuck does sdl stand for anyway o I know

S_stupid
D_dipshit
l_licker of dicks

so you really are a stupid dipshit licker of dicks

o one more thing fuck off and dont awaken the disorder

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by GOD
Goddamn right it Ain't doctored. I remember that post. I wish I could've seen it coming before ebaum erased the old forum. I would love to have a file of the old place. It was a regular ol' hoot-n-nanny. The Great War of Forumville. The Four Fuck-it-eers. Tool_illusion giving morale support and motherly love. That sumbitch weedbender operating under aliases and playind double agent to sneak weapons and intelligence to the 4Fs. Joelfoley the Ambassadour Royale to the Switzerland of Forumville.

*sighs and holds a moment of silence to honour our lost or fallen commrades in the transition to the 'new' forum*

*a single Marine plays taps on a silver trumpet while the Ebaumsworld.com/forum of old's flag is taken down and put in it's final resting place*

[EvaMonkey]

You know..... Im like the newest of all n00bies on this board, I've stuck up for people, I've dissed the hell out of people, I've even cyber kicked a guy in the nuts for christ sake, and do i get put on that list? Nooooooo and why may I ask? no seriously why aint I put on that list...... :D

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
no seriously why aint I put on that list...... :D

Aaaahhh Eva........I'll act like I hate you. *starts to make a hate list*...let's see here..........*writes down Eva Monkey* Ok. now you are on my list. :p

[EvaMonkey]

Awwwww, Its good to have a friend to make a personal hate list and put you on it :D

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Awwwww, Its good to have a friend to make a personal hate list and put you on it :D

For you no problem...............*wrote the names in blood*..I'm starting to feel a little woozy........maybe I should sit down.. *panda reaches for a chair, but doesn't make it. Passed out on the floor........the hate list is exsposed*

[EvaMonkey]

PANDA, PANDA, WAKE UP *shakes panda by the shoulders then notices hate list* hmmmmmmmm, lets have a peak shall we *reads list* OMG, HE'S ON THERE? I thought you liked him..... *passes list around* hey every one, lookie who Panda hates.....

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
lookie who Panda hates.....

*everyone is looking at the hate list in shock*

1. Eva Monkey
2. spinach
3. smelly feet
4. old lunch meat that you eat by mistake.....and get horrible sick
5. clowns.......no offense Kinky

*panda starts to come to*.......Oh noooo what are you all looking at........*stricken with fear, that they have seen the list*

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by passionpanda23


1. Eva Monkey
2. spinach
3. smelly feet
4. old lunch meat that you eat by mistake.....and get horrible sick
5. clowns.......no offense Kinky



Ah well, at least Im number One.....

I would like to thank my parents for giving me this oportunity to make a diffrence in peoples lives, I wanna thank God and and Saten and all the little people I've steped on to get to the top and most of all I want to thank you Panda because if it wasnt for you I wouldnt be here today *starts to sob*.

I would just like to leave by saying..... YOU HATE ME, YOU REALLY REALLY HATE ME, THANK YOU *sobs more and holds award in air, cameras flash capturing this imortal moment for all to see*

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Ah well, at least Im number One.....

I would like to thank my parents for giving me this oportunity to make a diffrence in peoples lives, I wanna thank God and and Saten and all the little people I've steped on to get to the top and most of all I want to thank you Panda because if it wasnt for you I wouldnt be here today *starts to sob*.

I would just like to leave by saying..... YOU HATE ME, YOU REALLY REALLY HATE ME, THANK YOU *sobs more and holds award in air, cameras flash capturing this imortal moment for all to see*


That was a good speach Eva............*going behind the curtain to have a few drinks and celebrate*.......*mouth drops open:eek: *look at all the hotties walking around......

[EvaMonkey]

Yup, Im the man.... ;) :D

[deadpool]

What in the flying blue hell was that???????????


god damn people you are freakin retarded

and now officially the retarded list 1-most retarded to 10-least retarded (but still retarded if you know what i mean)

now officially the retarded list

10-tool illusion
9- allurbase
8-god
7-nima
6-satin
5-dr. dre
4-eva monkey
3-eminem
2-chris whatever your gayass name is
1-it is a tie

1a) panda
1b)ebaum

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by deadpool

1a) panda
1b)ebaum

Holly crap............I'm #1A...........*huge smiles* and I didn't know you cared deadpool. step aside Eva Monkey.........I an #1A.

[deadpool]

whats this world come to? people being proud to be retarded

[disturbed2]

why is panda and ebaum tied i think they should be at the end of the list with eminem chris dre god and tool. that list was very inaccurate.

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by disturbed2
why is panda and ebaum tied i think they should be at the end of the list with eminem chris dre god and tool. that list was very inaccurate.

DAMN RIGHT, Why the hell am I No. 4? I demand a re-count....

[deadpool]

disturbed2 take the advice of your beloved david draiman

dont judge what you dont understand. oh yea let me add one of my own

YOU ARE A FAG

[deadpool]

a recount this is not the election and i am not florida

and you are not al gore
so fuck off

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
DAMN RIGHT, Why the hell am I No. 4? I demand a re-count....

Noooo way are you taking away my thunder!!!:) *starts to put on tight evening dress*......damn!!! the zipper is stuck........Eva can you zip me up please..........I wanna look ma best for the awards and all.

[deadpool]

RETARD RETARD RETARD



incase you cant read plain text heres color for you

RETARD RETARD RETARD

fine i'll be nice in case you are a blind sheep

retard retard retard

[EvaMonkey]

*goes to unzip her* erm panda....the zipper is full of fur, gonna have to get a specialist in for this one im afraid

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
*goes to unzip her* erm panda....the zipper is full of fur, gonna have to get a specialist in for this one im afraid

Damn..........I knew I didn't shed enough this winter. Guess I'll go in ma bear suit. *dust panda suit off, and straightens fur* Ok, I'm ready. *calls out to deadpool*.....Deeeadpoooool.........I'm ready for my award now. :)

[EvaMonkey]

Remember your speach girl, chin up, you look marvelous, just remember huge party later tons of drink and lots of sex, good time had by all :D

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Remember your speach girl, chin up, you look marvelous, just remember huge party later tons of drink and lots of sex, good time had by all :D

*walks out on the platform.....knees begin to quiver*.....Oh god I don't know if I can do this. Everyone is here...*panda thinks to herself.........yes you can*

[EvaMonkey]

*Goes in to audience to watch, says to himself* dont trip up.... dont trip up.... dont trip up.....

[chris_78660]

*wispers to the guest next to him*
who is the sexy panda bear?

[EvaMonkey]

*whispers back* Thats Passionpanda, Aparently, acording to Deadpool, she's the biggest retard in this forum....

[chris_78660]

so she's the one who took me out of first place...
i'll have to see what i can do about this..

[EvaMonkey]

Go for it dude, try and find out why im placed 4th while your at it :D

[Dozzi]

by the one... the only... pool of deadness
fine i'll be nice in case you are a blind sheep


I don't know what i'd do without you. And also i never got to formally thank you and the academy for giving me this award. I think i was like 3rd on the list.

But i didn't even make the second list eh. What gives man.

[EvaMonkey]

I think everyone is gonna be pissed that they wernt placed higher, I hate to think what the people who aint even on the list are gonna say.

4th? come on im more of a retard then 4th place *sulks*

[TOOL illusion]

I came in last....is that good?

[EvaMonkey]

Acording to Deadpool TOOL it means your still a retard but your less of a retard then those placed higher then you ;)

[minia]

*Whisper to Monkey* What does the award LOOK like? Though I have to admit I am green with envy, it will give me something to shoot for now.......Does Panda get a trip with this award?
*Makes a mental note to get Panda drunk and easy to seduce at the after party*

[EvaMonkey]

From what I know minia, its shaped like a huge chip, just like that one on deadpool's shoulder :D

[empyre]

Ok, like your fuckfaced presence on this website/forum even matters. I am sure the webmaster (ebaum or whatever his name is) really appreciates it when you turn guests away. You act as if you own this domain for god's sake. just shut up. no one wants to hear from some troll idiot ego-minded retard like you.

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by minia
[B*Makes a mental note to get Panda drunk and easy to seduce at the after party* [/B]


*later on at the party.....Minia is generously handing Passion an assortment of mixed drinks and jello shots*....IIiiii don't think I can doooo another sssssshot Minia.....*Passion's vision begins to blur into a kaleidoscope of pple*........IIIiii think I need to goooo hhome ppppleasssssse.

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
From what I know minia, its shaped like a huge chip, just like that one on deadpool's shoulder :D

LOL!!!:D

[Kanism]

Originally posted by deadpool
What in the flying blue hell was that???????????


god damn people you are freakin retarded

and now officially the retarded list 1-most retarded to 10-least retarded (but still retarded if you know what i mean)

now officially the retarded list

10-tool illusion
9- allurbase
8-god
7-nima
6-satin
5-dr. dre
4-eva monkey
3-eminem
2-chris whatever your gayass name is
1-it is a tie

1a) panda
1b)ebaum
what the hell?!!?? why didn't I make the list...DAMN!!! :confused:

[minia]

*grabs Panda's firm buttocks* Take you home? Of course I will!! My place or yours??;)

[EvaMonkey]

Can this forth place loser come with you ladies?

[gibridehome]

Originally posted by Eminem
wtf? i dont suck balls... at least to my knwledge. and AllUrBase had a ton of posts on the old forum too.... so he aint a newbie.

remembre your old posts? the ones taht haunt you? well her they are:



How'd you get that? Didn't ebaum delete the old forum or something?

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by minia
*grabs Panda's firm buttocks* Take you home? Of course I will!! My place or yours??;)

Hey...hey.....what's going on....*looking Minia square in the eyes*..were you tryin to ssssseduce me?? *Minia says yes*..well ok then.......I just wanted to know, but you gotta get in line. They have all been tryin to steal ma prize this whole night. *points around the room to winking forum members*....you see....ALL of them.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Aight now Im pissed... Im a "Newbie" to deadfuck... Or whatever his name is... and I dont get on the damn hate list even though I try my best... But now... I have seen a RETARD list... God demmit... I am more retarded the Panda... I WANNA BE #1a.... NOW!

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
. I am more retarded the Panda... I WANNA BE #1a.... NOW!

Nope....nope..........the vote has been casted. Sorry Sexay, but I am the mostest!!!:D But there is always next week, when he posts his updates. :)

[EvaMonkey]

What you moaning about SeXaY, I came in forth and Im sure as hell sure that Im more retarded then Eminem :mad:

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

gawsh darnit... I want ta be in dis darn retawd thang tew... I dont undastawnd how cowm yall can be in it and I cant... *Pouts* Dis stanks!

[Ozoceles]

we can't all make it to the retard list, maybe if he extended it to 50 most retarded peoples

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Well then lets do it damnit!

[EvaMonkey]

Some one go and make a retard poll right now (im to lazy to do it) lets see who the most retarded retard is :D

[GOD]

Dumbass stupid fucking attention whore cocksucker top ten list...

10. deadpool
9. deadpool
8. deadpool
7. deadpool
6. deadpool
5. deadpool
4. deadpool
3. deadpool
2. deadpool
...and the number 1 Dumbass stupid fucking attention whore cocksucker is............... drumroll

1. deadpool


Oh my... I never realized how hard it was to be a prick. I am sure it must come pretty easy for deadpool, what with the fact that he does it 24/7

[TOOL illusion]

Trying to throw us a hint GOD? hehehehe

[brainkandy87]

How come I'm not on that list? I feel so deprived and left out. :(

[satin]

woot i made the list! i beat god and tool!

[deadpool]

wow god you came up with that all by yourself and then you even had to edit it

hahaha and you call yourself god, i think god has more brains then that

[deadpool]

panda i've got your award a big ass can of whoopass you freak

[Kanism]

hey dumbass, you've been here long enough...learn how to use the "quote" button so we can know what the fuck you are talking about...but then again, we really don't care...so, continue

[deadpool]

continue with what? fucking your mother?

ok no problem

get bitch and suck

ohhh yea oh shit now i see her face "get off of me bitch you look worse then a fucking dinosaur

[Kanism]

Originally posted by deadpool
continue with what? fucking your mother?

ok no problem

get bitch and suck

ohhh yea oh shit now i see her face "get off of me bitch you look worse then a fucking dinosaur ahhhyes, the old "fucking your mother" comeback...that shit is older than the "dinosaur" face of which you speak...go find some new material junior and come back when you are more original

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by deadpool
panda i've got your award a big ass can of whoopass you freak

Aaaaahhh does that mean I will be #1A on your next list too......lol!!! I think this time I better prepare a speach....BTW, the award trophies are a little cheap, you think next time you can put a little more money in them little man. Thanks. :D

[chris_78660]

does deadpoo really think that he is pissing people off?
seems that he has been outdated and proved obsolete to the forum..who will show him the door?

[Kanism]

Originally posted by chris_78660
does deadpoo really think that he is pissing people off?
seems that he has been outdated and proved obsolete to the forum..who will show him the door? well, y'know chris...can't really go and steal much material and modes of pissing people off when you are still using a 2400 baud modem on your daddy's 286. maybe mommy will drive him to kinko's where he can use his entire allowance to buy a minute of online time someday.

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Kanism
well, y'know chris...can't really go and steal much material and modes of pissing people off when you are still using a 2400 baud modem on your daddy's 286. maybe mommy will drive him to kinko's where he can use his entire allowance to buy a minute of online time someday.

LOL.......there you go talking all the computer talk again. I'll just be over here, by the bar.........want anything while I'm up???

[deadpool]

hey kanism

Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?

[deadpool]

and what was that.... oh deadpoo, heehe you call that original

If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.

[SDL_niggaaaaaaa]

now THAT is funny, eBaum you can learn alot from this guy

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
LOL.......there you go talking all the computer talk again. I'll just be over here, by the bar.........want anything while I'm up???

*Sits next to Panda at the bar* Im gonna stay outta this one.. I dont waste my time on white trash like *COUGHdeadpoolCOUGH*

[EvaMonkey]

deadpoo hehehe, thats funny chris, Im still pissed off that im only placed fourth on his list.

*I was gonna put somthing funny and insulting about deadpool here but when I get into a battle of wits I dont like fighting an unarmed man*

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by deadpool

If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.

how original deadpoo, you took my old signiture...:rolleyes:
if i want your opinion, i'll slap it out of you - feel free to steal that one too, since you are a fan and all, i would be flattered. now get back over here and finish sucking, i'll try to be easier on your tonsils this time...

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

ROFL Chris... You crack my shyte up!!! My personal favorite... Even though it is an old one is.... "If I wanted any lip from you Id scrape it off my zipper!" *Giggles* I love that one!

[GOD]

Originally posted by deadpool
wow god you came up with that all by yourself and then you even had to edit it

hahaha and you call yourself god, i think god has more brains then that

Sure I edit. It keeps one from looking like an uneducated dipshit, like yourself. Can anyone spot deadpool's very obvious display of basic english illiteracy?

[Unregistered]

i dont think it matters what they are called so stop being a dick head

[Unregistered]

deadpool, get a life and suck a dick, what all does it matter? what are you 5?

[deadpool]

Sorry I don't reply to unregistered fags

hey God, before you go on and run your mouth, I just like to say
sorry....

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!

oh yes and kanism, you got your head so far up your ass that your body is a hat.

[PunkyTasha]

Originally posted by deadpool

oh yes and kanism, you got your head so far up your ass that your body is a hat. ?!?!

im still trying to decode that little insult. For what it's worth, I have nothing against deadpool, although i am just a newbie

[Ozoceles]

wow, we got some pretty lame insults in this thread

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by deadpool
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!


ROFL!OMG!!@111
i now see deadpoo in a different light...maybe i should just respond with "i know you are but what am i?" from now on:rolleyes:

[Arachnid]

Well... *feels insulted* Looks like the lame-ass son-of-a-bitch left me out, too.
Well god-damn. Maybe I have to piss him off first.
*clears throat* did Daddy stick it in too far and give you brain damage, Deadpool?
No?
Had to check.

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by deadpool
Sorry I don't reply to unregistered fags
oh yes and kanism, you got your head so far up your ass that your body is a hat.

LMMFAO!!!111@@@

[GOD]

Originally posted by deadpool


hey God, before you go on and run your mouth, I just like to say
sorry....

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!



Poor little deadpool. You are so confused. Just because you have been told by everyone you have ever encountered that you have shit for brains, does not mean that you should stick your head up your ass to solve problems. Poor little guy.

[deadpool]

Originally posted by GOD
Poor little deadpool. You are so confused. Just because you have been told by everyone you have ever encountered that you have shit for brains, does not mean that you should stick your head up your ass to solve problems. Poor little guy.



That's it you little queer

You cross-dressing, gender-confused waste of genitalia. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck. Too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Stop bullshitting about your height. A fucking circus dwarf is not 'average.' It's not my fault you can't go on the good rides in Disney. Lying about your weight again, eh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'? Do you get a clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human equivalent of a bidet? I like that outfit you're wearing. You should hang on to it. It'll probably come back in style some day. Why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced asshole of a mouth on your face for a fucking minute so I can see what the fuck a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like? , you are as original as Britneys lyrics.

[Unregistered]

Should it really matter how many posts you have ?? The way i look at it is, the more post you have, the bigger the loser you are, especially if you're gonna complain about it.. More post = doesn't get laid, no friends, nerd, geek, fag, no one likes you blah blah blah etc etc etc.. I know you're probably one of those "internet tough guys" and could kick my ass and all that but hey, wait a sec, what im really trying to say is , ahem, fuck you ya little skeeza ass beeyatch... Im done w/ you, now why dont you suck a fart out of my asshole ya fuckin retard.

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by Unregistered
the more post you have, the bigger the loser you are, especially if you're gonna complain about it.. More post = doesn't get laid, no friends, nerd, geek, fag, no one likes you blah blah blah etc etc etc..

you sound sexually frustrated:rolleyes: :D

oh and deadpoo, "i know you are but what am i?":D

[chris_78660]

owned?:D (http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/owned15.jpg)

[Unregistered]

you all are such tools..

[rotten_pickle]

tool > all

penis!

[rotten_pickle]

the more you post the more you know....and knowing is half the battle, or some shit like that.

moral of the story: spam

[rotten_pickle]

^^^ see above post

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Damnit.. Now we have a fucktard list thanx to thirdnipple and thats another list I didnt make.... I am so pissed... But what I dont understand... Why is TOOL on there?! I dont think she is a fucktard!!!!!!!

[GOD]

Originally posted by deadpool
That's it you little queer

You cross-dressing, gender-confused waste of genitalia. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. The last time I saw something as fugly as you, I was cleaning up after my dog. I've seen better looking road kill. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck. Too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Stop bullshitting about your height. A fucking circus dwarf is not 'average.' It's not my fault you can't go on the good rides in Disney. Lying about your weight again, eh? Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'? Do you get a clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human equivalent of a bidet? I like that outfit you're wearing. You should hang on to it. It'll probably come back in style some day. Why don't you stop gyrating that gaping misplaced asshole of a mouth on your face for a fucking minute so I can see what the fuck a gibbering witless gimp actually looks like? , you are as original as Britneys lyrics.

You are a funny little fugger... you make me laugh.

[rotten_pickle]

*slurp* mm mm good

[rotten_pickle]

whos ugly? cuz if its who i think it is then i think so too...DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

[Hitler]

I love this fucking place...wiht all you people bashing eachother...i am surprised any intelligient converstions go on here

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by ThirdNipple
she spelled veterinarian wrong. You want on?
What would I have to do to get on the list?!

[EvaMonkey]

Personaly SeXaY, its not worth the mental anguish that you would have to go thru to get there ;)

[GOD]

Originally posted by Hitler
I love this fucking place...wiht all you people bashing eachother...i am surprised any intelligient converstions go on here

We'll bash you too if you try to start any intelligent conversation in this cockoo's nest...
chirp chirp

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by GOD
We'll bash you too if you try to start any intelligent conversation in this cockoo's nest...
chirp chirp

See, I told you creating the universe would have an adverse afect on you :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Personaly SeXaY, its not worth the mental anguish that you would have to go thru to get there ;)

But... I want to be on a list... Make a list and put me on there... Better be a good one too!

[Ozoceles]

List of "sexay" people with red hair

1. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
2. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
3. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
4. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
5. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
6. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
7. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
8. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
9. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
10. SeXaYrEdHeAd03

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Ozoceles
List of "sexay" people with red hair

1. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
2. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
3. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
4. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
5. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
6. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
7. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
8. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
9. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
10. SeXaYrEdHeAd03


Oooohhh someone has the hots for Sexay........*looks over at Sexay* you go girl.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Ozoceles
List of "sexay" people with red hair

1. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
2. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
3. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
4. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
5. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
6. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
7. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
8. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
9. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
10. SeXaYrEdHeAd03
*Giggles* Just another admirer *Flips SeXaY red hair* I just dont know what to say...... I feel so... SPECIAL! *Blows a kiss to Ozoceles*

[deadpool]

Attention all newcomers: This shit has gone insane!!!
Look at your god forsaken names, they are so freakin stupid, come on seriously.

And now officially, The retarded name list:

15) SDL nigaaa.................no comment
14) Allurbase....................seriously, lay off the crack
13) Tool illusion................i guess you are seeing illusions (acid)
12) brainKandy87............lol, you need a brain transplant retard
11) Tote Hyt.................no comment
10) Papa Smurf............papa + smurf = gay fag
9) Spicy Chicken........... wtf, you little obese monster
8) gibridehome..............no comment
7) Nocturnal.................no comment
6) punky tasha.............the only punky about you is your name fag
5) Baby zeus..............zeus is a fucking god, damn lay off the crack
4) Third nipple...........does that thrid nipple replace your brain?
3) Eva monkey...........damn what the hell is that?
2) passion panda.......can you get a fruitier name than that?
1)) Kanism.............thats the most ridiculous name i have ever seen




if you fruits dont get the message: TRY to be a little less queer

[F U]

yo deadpool u say that sdl stood fo stupid dipshit licker of dicks.......

wow u rele blew for sayin that one......cuz wuldnt it be sdld??
yea so why dont u go on some other site deadpoool

[F U agen]

deadpool= sum diksucker who jus got dumped from his boyfriend and is only PMSn.....DONT WORRY GUYS HELL BE OK!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Damnit, I am really getting sick of not getting noticed in this place! Why dont I ever make any dang lists?! I want to know what my name is supposed to meen!!!!

Oh wait... Ill do it... SeXaYrEdHeAd03 = SeXaY bitch!

[EvaMonkey]

ALRIGHT IVE MOVED UP A PLACE, IM 3RD BABY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO(PAUSES FOR BREATH)WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO(GOES TO HAVE A LIE DOWN, GETS UP AGAIN)WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO, And im done :D

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by F U
yo deadpool u say that sdl stood fo stupid dipshit licker of dicks.......

wow u rele blew for sayin that one......cuz wuldnt it be sdld??
yea so why dont u go on some other site deadpoool


i think i lost a coule IQ points trying to read this golden reply:rolleyes:

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
ALRIGHT IVE MOVED UP A PLACE, IM 3RD BABY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO(PAUSES FOR BREATH)WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO(GOES TO HAVE A LIE DOWN, GETS UP AGAIN)WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO, And im done :D

*Fans Eva off* Chill out there bud... Its gonna be ok!

[EvaMonkey]

sorry, the madness has now passed :D

[Kanism]

heh, I'm #1...I've gotten under the skin of the one that TRIES to get under everyone else's skin...he is truly a sad specimen.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
sorry, the madness has now passed :D


GOOD... I thought I was going to have to shoot you with a tranquilizer (sp?) *Points to gun in corner*

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Kanism
heh, I'm #1...

Damnit man!!! I was #1A last time.........I must be losing my touch.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
Damnit man!!! I was #1A last time.........I must be losing my touch. hmmmm....and I reached the plateau by being mostly gone last week...oh well, the spammers are ruining the board for me anyways; don't have the patience to try to decide which threads haven't been tainted by their immaturity.

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Kanism
hmmmm....and I reached the plateau by being mostly gone last week...oh well, the spammers are ruining the board for me anyways; don't have the patience to try to decide which threads haven't been tainted by their immaturity.

Yeah NO SHIT!!! I don't even read half of them anymore. Plus I have been really busy studying for college. At least I still see you around *puts arm around Kanism* ole buddy. :)

[Kanism]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
Yeah NO SHIT!!! I don't even read half of them anymore. Plus I have been really busy studying for college. At least I still see you around *puts arm around Kanism* ole buddy. :) you know it panda...the crew is why I still come around...and the good new faces makes it even more fun...I've got the idiots on block now.... :)....

[EvaMonkey]

You want me and a few of the other cool n00bies to go and kick the Jerk Off Twin's arse's?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
You want me and a few of the other cool n00bies to go and kick the Jerk Off Twin's arse's?

*Puts fists up* Im with ya Eva, I like to kick ass..... and grab it too :-x

*Taps Eva's butt* tee hee

[gfys 72]

Who am I, I am the newbie as you might say, I am going to be here for quite a while, pissin and whining and moaning and groaning about stupid crap dose not bother me in the least.

I can definately say though, I have not seen the forum rules it is pretty much a no holds barred type of forum. If someone can direct me to the forum rules it would be great. Oh by the way nice flight suit there fruit cake, could it have been a more of an ambiguous picture?

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
*Puts fists up* Im with ya Eva, I like to kick ass..... and grab it too :-x

*Taps Eva's butt* tee hee

WOAH...... damn girl, feelin' frisky aint ya ;)

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by gfys 72
If someone can direct me to the forum rules it would be great.


*from the greatest movie Grease*...........the rules are.........there ain't NO RULES!!!!

[Kanism]

Rule number one: you do not talk about Fight Club
Rule number two: YOU...DO...NOT...TALK...ABOUT...FIGHT...CLUB

actually, the rules are somewhere round these parts, but no one has enforced them.. :(

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
WOAH...... damn girl, feelin' frisky aint ya ;)

Sorry Ill try and control muhself!

[deadpool]

Originally posted by donkie
Hey you fuckin pussy deadpool, don't forget who runs the fuckin show you little hussie..
ps suck my dick


hahahah, damn you are a fucking queer, you run the show??

the only thing you run, is run from the cops, you little infest.

shut up before i squash your ass!

[gfys 72]

Thanks

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
Sorry Ill try and control muhself!

Dont, I like this frisky side to you :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Dont, I like this frisky side to you :D

Ok then I wont. I kinda like it too... Gets me all excited.... *Taps Evas butt again and runs off snickering* ;)

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
Ok then I wont. I kinda like it too... Gets me all excited.... *Taps Evas butt again and runs off snickering* ;)

*watches Sexay running away and trips*.......what was that all about.....*looks at Eva who is blushing* my....my......little Monkey man...........do you need a popsicle to calm down??

[Unregistered]

you are all losers

[GOD]

Originally posted by Unregistered
you are all losers

Riiiiigghhtt... Yeah, we are all losers because we use computers, surf the net, post on website chat forums and... wait, I am describing you. Well damnation, hello there fellow loser. Pull up a chair, have a drink... suck my dick.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by GOD
Riiiiigghhtt... Yeah, we are all losers because we use computers, surf the net, post on website chat forums and... wait, I am describing you. Well damnation, hello there fellow loser. Pull up a chair, have a drink... suck my dick.

HEY.......... NO DICK SUCKING UNLESS I AM INVOLVED.... I mean.... Ummmm.... As you two were.... *Walks away*

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
HEY.......... NO DICK SUCKING UNLESS I AM INVOLVED....

*blinks* SeXaY......erm did you just say what I think you said?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

*Cuts Implodeds dick off and sticks it in his mouth* Dont fuck with my monkey man.. And yes Eva.. You heard me correctly!!!

[Kanism]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
*Cuts Implodeds dick off and sticks it in his mouth* Dont fuck with my monkey man.. And yes Eva.. You heard me correctly!!! damned!!!! red going all lorena all of a sudden...you go girl!!!! *cups hands over groin*....and you go too, eva...come and getcha some!!!! ;)

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Kanism
damned!!!! red going all lorena all of a sudden...you go girl!!!! *cups hands over groin*....and you go too, eva...come and getcha some!!!! ;)

No need to cup your hand over anything but muh tooshy Kanism... I wont cut anything near and dear to you, Your muh SeXaY Kanism!!!!

[Kanism]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
No need to cup your hand over anything but muh tooshy Kanism... I wont cut anything near and dear to you, Your muh SeXaY Kanism!!!! you better believe it missy!!!

:confused: but, cup my hands over yer tooshy? you gonna fart or something????? :confused:

[Unregistered]

well im a new comer and fuck tryna be "cool" on this site cause the site is ass\gay\homo so fall the fuck back dude who made the thread dont get a big head cause ya name is known on this weak ass site

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Unregistered
well im a new comer and fuck tryna be "cool" on this site cause the site is ass\gay\homo so fall the fuck back dude who made the thread dont get a big head cause ya name is known on this weak ass site well, you can fuck "tryna" be "cool"...but, could you at least try to use some acceptable form of english? actually, the "dude" who made this thread is a whiny bitch, so don't pay him no attention...but, oh well...have fun at your "cookie parties"

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by ImplodedNutSack
*kicks Eva between legs.*

Howabout that, we're both missing balls.

Sorry mate, I have ball's of british steel, nothing can hurt these puppies :D

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by Kanism
well, you can fuck "tryna" be "cool"...but, could you at least try to use some acceptable form of english? actually, the "dude" who made this thread is a whiny bitch, so don't pay him no attention...but, oh well...have fun at your "cookie parties" acceptable form of english?? dude puh leeze wtf am i gonna use an "acceptable form of english" for?? to plz the next muthfucka on this site ?? yea ok and umm cookie parties ? son fall waaay back

[Unregistered]

Originally posted by ThirdNipple
btw, drop all assumptions. This Unregistered guy is not me or Nutsack nah son imma femlae get it right

[Unregistered]

^^ female *

[Unregistered]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ImplodedNutSack
Female, not guy, I guess.

Still a homo in my opinion. [/QUOT

umm fuck u and ur opinion cause frankly i dont give a fuck

[Unregistered]

oh word ? . . .

[deadpool]

Originally posted by Kanism
, the "dude" who made this thread is a whiny bitch, so don't pay him no attention...



Kanism, man? or should i say a dipshit queer.
Drag your floppy ass out of here and make sure you don't leave a trail of skid marks along the halls in the process, fag.



Go tinkle with your winkle

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Kanism
you better believe it missy!!!

:confused: but, cup my hands over yer tooshy? you gonna fart or something????? :confused:

Nah I aint gonna fart.... I just want your hands on muh toosh

[L33TSoja]

Theoden: "What can man do about such reckless hate?"

deadpool, wtf is up with you, im a new member, and so were you, at one time. You have to start somewhere, you really need some help. I dont think anyone posts as lame or as pointless as you.

[satin]

you will there is a guy named thridnipple/implodednutsack he is the most point less

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by satin
you will there is a guy named thridnipple/implodednutsack he is the most point less

For once.... I agree with you Satin

[satin]

yeah! now i can sleep at night and not lie awake thinking of ways to win sexay's heart

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by satin
yeah! now i can sleep at night and not lie awake thinking of ways to win sexay's heart

lmfao.. You won muh heart along time ago... I just never let you know!!! ;)

[satin]

and there i was posting about who i hated the most i feel like i wasted my life.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

It wasnt hate, It was love the entire time... You were just to blind to see it!

[EvaMonkey]

So what SeXaY? Im out of the running? :(

[L33TSoja]

omg not another love story, spam,spam ,spam, no one cares.............really

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
So what SeXaY? Im out of the running? :(

Eva, Your always ýn the the runnýng!!! Just because Im not gývýng you lovýng rýght now doesnt mean you wont be gettýn some later!!!! Remember, Im SeXaY '' The hoe ''

[EvaMonkey]

Originally posted by SeXaYrEdHeAd03
Eva, Your always ýn the the runnýng!!! Just because Im not gývýng you lovýng rýght now doesnt mean you wont be gettýn some later!!!! Remember, Im SeXaY '' The hoe ''

ALL HAIL THE HOE QUEEN OF THE FORUM :D

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
ALL HAIL THE HOE QUEEN OF THE FORUM :D

WOW... First I was a postwhore then.... I was the forum princess.... Now I am the hoe queen!!!! I wish I could just keep a title and stick with it!!!

I also want to say that post above of mine ^^^^ I was at a friends house and the I's are all little y thingy's.... I didnt mean for it to come out that way... There keyboard is a piece of shyte and there buttons are all fuckered up!!!!