Tapdancing "Thing"

[Wafflecopter]

Three words.

What. The. Fuck.

[tha_masheen]

Goddamn... what the fuck was that all about? I thought it was a puppet at first, but then I realised it wasn't. Was she anorexic or some shit???

[Gruntork]

Oh my gawd, I just watched that and was going to start a talkback thread saying the same thing. :eek:

Jesus Christ, what IS that thing?! Is she a malnurished dwarf or what...? I mean, her face obviously implies that she's not a child...but it's propotionate to that of an average woman. Yet her body, so tiny. Gawd, when she started walking towards the camera and looking right at me, it was terrifying o_o I half expected her face to turn into some kind of Photoshopped monster and scream and scare the shit out of me.

[drowningaugust]

It's Savion Glover's Daughter. She was born in Chernobyl.

But seriously, that shit was like a Chris Cunningham video or something.

[Diarrhea]

:wtf: Ummm what are yall talkin about

[killer scott]

:wtf: Ummm what are yall talkin about
well it's on the main page first vid. or i just saw it in the vid forum under "quite possibly the scariest thing you will ever see." thread

[Diarrhea]

umm im not trying to be mean but is that a guy?

[Travis Bickle]

That was some freaky stuff, especially the way she walks towards the camera and stares into your soul. I would have to hit it with a brick or something if it was in my yard.

[Initiative T]

lol that was wierd to say the least. I think I saw something on TV a while back about that "disease" or whatever shes got but I cant remember. Ew did you guys see how her right hand hung from her tooth-pick like arm? I still cannot blieive blood goes through veins and theres working muscles in legs that thin. WOW

[Gruntork]

That was some freaky stuff, especially the way she walks towards the camera and stares into your soul. I would have to hit it with a brick or something if it was in my yard.

Oh no joke, my man. That was the most frightening video I've ever watched :banghead: She was like a zombie...only alive. But I'm not about to say she doesn't have a hunger for human flesh :insane:

[Initiative T]

On closer inspection...I'd hit it :shuffle:

[Carmilla07]

That was some freaky stuff, especially the way she walks towards the camera and stares into your soul.

That's what I thought when it started walking towards the camera too.

That thing is going to haunt my nightmares for a long time.

[75touch]

This isnt scary at all... just sad how they are showing some deformed child or w/e and making a gayass vid of him/her.

I thought the RubberJohnny was more freaky.. and the Alien interview even more...

[inferno45]

Okay, since people keep saying there going to have nightmares I'm not going to view it yet. Does something Pop-Up (I know its not a screamer) of her head or something?

[TheLunchBat]

yeah, i thought it was gonna jump out at me too.

Am I a bad person for laughing at that?

[75touch]

Okay, since people keep saying there going to have nightmares I'm not going to view it yet. Does something Pop-Up (I know its not a screamer) of her head or something?

Nothing is gonna scream or pop-up.. you just see this weird demented guy/girl and its like 3 feet tall with anorexic arms legs.. tap dancing. The only bizzare part is when they do a lil zoom in of her face.

[inferno45]

Okay I just watched it. It makes me feel a bit sad.

Check it out, she has a MySpace
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=11454193&Mytoken=20050804033939

[Gruntork]

Okay I just watched it. It makes me feel a bit sad.

Check it out, she has a MySpace
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=11454193&Mytoken=20050804033939

How do you know? I see no pictures that look at all like the thing in the video :confused:

[inferno45]

She's a cripple. Shes now 36
http://www.unpopart.org/news/gx/gollywood8.jpg
http://www.aes-nihil.com/photo1.jpg

[75touch]

Ya howd you know its her my space??

O... i c thx for the info..

[ndn_goat]

Oh god, im not even gonna dare to go to inferno's links, that is one freaky lady. This is why you dont go to ebaumsworld right before you go to bed :banghead: . At first i thought it was a little girl but damn.... i really wish i didnt have my glasses on

[Ubiquitous]

I feel a little sick after seeing that.

[75touch]

Theres nothing scary about the pics.. its kinda sad really.. shes just sick as a child so shes crippled dats all

[isdisyou]

She's got moxy baby!

[inferno45]

In her Profile it says:
The Goddess Bunny (Good Times.) It says that in the video.
She also has some roles in some movies. For example
What's Up Doc?, Inside Daisy Clover, The Incredible Shrinking Woman
and if you search, "The Incredible Shrinking Woman" in google, you come to pictures of a cripple like woman.

EDIT: It tells more here:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/goddess_bunny/
I don't think she has a name. I thinks its just "Goddess Bunny".

[75touch]

Site says.. shes a transvestite? mean she a guy?

[CubanSmuggler]

On closer inspection...I'd hit it :shuffle:

I was totally going to say that.

You beat me to the punchline O_o.

[smarthamster]

No words can describe 'The Goddess Bunny'... only images... and even the images are indescribable. In spite of circumstances which would cause many to seek seclusion, this tenacious character has, for many years, maintained a frightfully loyal following in the decadent underground scene of Hollywood.

In this remarkable documentary, we will trace the rocky road tread by little Johnnie Baima, stricken with polio at birth, abused as a youth in foster homes, yet defiant enough to transform into campy, wise-cracking Sandie Crisp, a celebrated singer, dancer, actress and model.

After a starring role in a startling cult film, Miss Crisp was playfully dubbed 'The Goddess Bunny' and soon became an object of wild, fetishistic worship by the denizens of west coast counter culture. Hear the Goddess recount her own astounding story, and join her colorful group of friends and fans on a guided tour of bizarre, and unearthly underbelly of wicked, glamourous Tinseltown."

[Gruntork]

"This biography/documentary traces the bizarre life of Goddess Bunny aka Sandie Crisp aka Johnnie Baima, an abused and sickly child who grew up to become a beloved figure in Hollywood's underground transvestite scene."

Gee, I feel kinda bad now :( Still, I'm sorry Goddess Bunny, but if you're reading this, that video is still scarey as hell :thud:

[HeadshotMcGee]

*sigh* this is definatley a new low for ebaumsworld. It's supposed to be funny??? You guys are crazy :insane: That is just wrong. Someone is going to hell somewhere for putting that on the internet. Also, what the hell is with that picture of the chick coming out of the other chick??? That cannot be real...

[Diarrhea]

whyz he dred thin

[rand0m]

it is disgusting, it should be put down ... with a nailgun

[Gruntork]

*sigh* this is definatley a new low for ebaumsworld. It's supposed to be funny??? You guys are crazy :insane: That is just wrong. Someone is going to hell somewhere for putting that on the internet. Also, what the hell is with that picture of the chick coming out of the other chick??? That cannot be real...

Yeah I agree it shouldn't be in "Hilarious Video". But for the picture, it's just a cool Photoshop job dude. It's not supposed to look real. They're both shots of the same girl, nicely edited to look all freaky-like.

[Antix]

I think that video will forever haunt me... Someone please help me

[Jenovah]

That was just..horrible..

I'd commit suicide if I would be like that "thing"

[OG_$tevie]

that video almost made me cry. Not because it was sad but because it scared the shit out of me. I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again knowing that, that thing is alive. Someone should really put it down, please.

[hayabusax]

that is not scary at all. you guys are little kids

[hobomunch]

Wow...that was freaky as hell... :thud: I'm also going to see The Skeleton Key later today.. I'm going to have a hell of a time trying to sleep tonight.

[Gruntork]

that is not scary at all. you guys are little kids

Just becomes someone's affraid doesn't make them a wuss. Things that inspire fear always have mixed reviews, though, as it depends on what scares the viewer. This mainly applies to horror movies, though... For instance, my parents I enjoyed 'The Grudge' (wasn't really scared, but I enjoyed it) and my older bro said it was the creepiest movie he'd ever seen, but my dad's best friend despised it. If someone says one movie sucks, another may say the same film is fantastic.

[^pAniC]

man what the hell thats all i have to say

[DevilsGT2]

Holy crip shes a crapple.







Seriously though, that scared me more than anything I have ever seen on the internet.

[marcus]

i'd fuck her

[Initiative T]

Duh I honestly wasnt scared or grossed out at all. I dont know what you guys are scared over. The Barton Mansion vid scared me the most on the internet (Besides screamers) becuase of its story. Ha I slept like a baby last night .

But I have a question, it it actually a man dressed in drag? Cause the facial features look kinda masculine.

[Drusiffer]

rubber johnny vs that thing

[Caveman]

Wow, I am never going to be able to sleep again.

[Zooch]

Wow, I had my morning wood going when I loaded that video

What a bonerkiller

[Gruntork]

Wow, I had my morning wood going when I loaded that video

What a bonerkiller

Aich, I feel for ya man :banghead:

[Riley]

My guess is its a insane anorexic crossdressing dwarf. That will haunt me tonight as I close my eyes. I will hear tapping. Thanks Ebaum

[heaven's satan]

when it was staring at the end, i felt horribly uncomfortable. that person could make someone go soft for days.

[Tokki]

I had to take a shower after seeing that. :(

[Nsxno6]

What kind of demonic shit is that? Who could video tape a "thing"
(still dont know if its a guy or a girl after reading the posts) dancing. That is just wrong! :shout:

[svenson_26]

that is not scary at all. you guys are little kids

HOLY CRAP how could anyone think that thing isnt freaky. When it looks into the camera i was expecting it to jump out of the screen and eat my face.

[AsHopeDies]

seriously, i'm a huge horror buff, love being in scary situations, old houses, woods at night, shit like that, but that scared me down to the soul. Only the end though, I was sad and felt bad until shim started zombie walking into my soul. can't...get...image..out...of...head... :banghead:

[subzone]

seriously, i'm a huge horror buff, love being in scary situations, old houses, woods at night, shit like that, but that scared me down to the soul. Only the end though, I was sad and felt bad until shim started zombie walking into my soul. can't...get...image..out...of...head... :banghead:

I know what you mean. If anyone viewing this vid had this condition/disease they would be singing a different tune. I truely felt bad for the jokes being made at this person's expense. But when she gazed into the camera, i thought i was going to cry... as mean as that may sound, that bitch is scary.

[SupraTwinTurbo]

That video scared the shit out of me. It's so freaky when she just stares into the camera. Gave me shivers. :shuffle:

[GatsbyGal]

Uuuuuaaaaagh. Thanks a lot, Ebaum. I thought "oh wow, a bunny that tapdances!" :shuffle:

WRONG.

I am SO phobic of stuff like this. :mad: Forget horror movies and ghosts and crap, atrophied limbs scare the hell out of me. God damn...and at the end, when...IT...was just going stomp...stomp...stomp with its giant head and twisted shouldersOHMYGODGETITOFF. I thought I was going to SCREAM. All I could do was sit there with my eyes wide open and pray that IT wasn't going to come out of the screen and eat my soul.

[GeorgiaPeach01]

Holy Shit! The tap dancing part wasn't that bad...I mean it was freaky and all but when it stares into the camera at the end...I had to cut it off! That scared the shit outta me!!

[Crackerjak]

when it was staring at the end, i felt horribly uncomfortable. that person could make someone go soft for days.
Agreed, I couldn't even bring myself to look into her eyes half the time, seriously felt like she was watching me.

[Trismo]

thats not scary, it will not hount my dreams, that was sad thought ive seen her before on tv

[thestrokes]

Wow, I had my morning wood going when I loaded that video

What a bonerkiller

hmmm, for some reason that video made me hard...





but seriously, what. fuck. the.? Why did that "thing" have to fuckin' stare into the camera at the end? Jesus tapdancin' Christ! Does anyone know what that video was from?

[PlumpTiger]

I'm going to go cry now... I had to get my dog I was so scared.

[thestrokes]

I'm going to go cry now... I had to get my dog I was so scared.

lol, you pussy. :D


*300th post*

[PlumpTiger]

thanks dick

[thestrokes]

haha, i was just kidding. hence the :D

[Trismo]

hahahahahahahahahahahah that vid is awsome ahahahaah :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :lol: :lol:
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[bbelt]

after looking around on the somewhat seedier side of the net, it turns out the goddess bunny is in fact a man. He's been in several low/no budget films. Heres a desription of one :

The Goddess Bunny: The Only Truly Glamorous Star Left In Hollywood
Also, the only transsexual/ex-quadriplegic/ex-hooker/drag queen, period. Includes the infamous Tap Dance, Hollywood Girls, Hollywood Vice and live shows in Hollywood.
That video still scares the hell outta me. :eek:

[Trismo]

wow, shes a hooker and a porn star..........................who the living hell!!!!!!!!!!would like to hit that,or stare at it having sex, damn!

[Zooch]

wow, shes a hooker and a porn star..........................who the living hell!!!!!!!!!!would like to hit that,or stare at it having sex, damn!

I just saw the very last seconds of that video. The part where it stares at you for about three seconds up close is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen in my life. It's a succubus. It'll devour your soul if you watch it too much. Oh the humanity

[Trismo]

I just saw the very last seconds of that video. The part where it stares at you for about three seconds up close is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen in my life. It's a succubus. It'll devour your soul if you watch it too much. Oh the humanity
i know i saw it 3 times,it stared at my soul, it was like,bad but it didnt scare me

[Zooch]

Just found this shit out:

http://www.unpopart.org/films/goddessbunny.html

Read the synopsis

All I can say after reading that is WHAT THE FUCK?

[Gruntork]

I just saw the very last seconds of that video. The part where it stares at you for about three seconds up close is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen in my life. It's a succubus. It'll devour your soul if you watch it too much. Oh the humanity

Nah, succubi are actually sexy :shuffle:

*cough* http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21487404/ (not my artwork, but I guy I know's)

[heaven's satan]

fetishistic worship by the denizens of west coast counter culture.

that's both hilarious, and horribly creepy. how could someone be turned on to that thing. i feel bad saying that, but whoever is is horribley sexually disturbed.

[deathtorap]

I feel incredibly sorry for that guy. But he doesn't really want pitty. I sounds like his child hood was pretty horrible and he was neglected. The whole drag queen/hooker/porn star thing is just to get the attention he never recieved as a child.

[Initiative T]

the worst part is...Than thing is considered a man.
http://imagecloset.com/mygen/goddessbunny48.jpg

[GatsbyGal]

Just found this shit out:

http://www.unpopart.org/films/goddessbunny.html



:thud: I'm gonna go sit in this corner and weep while I rock back and forth...

[OG_$tevie]

seriously I was that thing didn't exist. If I see it I will be forced to kill it at least I will be able to sleep in prison knowing that I'm not going to wake up in the middle of the night go for a hit and miss then find it tap-dancing in my bath.

[Matt_7]

LMAO :D :icon_rofl :D

that has to be one of the best replies ever! - it just it stood there in the bath! - that 'hit and miss' you were having would become a huge miss!!!

seriously tho - at first its creepy - and then its just weird cause you now it's just a seriously crippled person and not an evil mutant.


:eek: :eek: :eek: that face was creepy! :eek: :eek: :eek:

its a bloody miracle how he/she stands and trots about with legs that thin! - is there any descent muscle power there?!?! :insane:

[limaksti]

that video almost made me cry. Not because it was sad but because it scared the shit out of me. I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again knowing that, that thing is alive. Someone should really put it down, please.

WTF is wrong with some of you people. Someone should put you down. She's a fucking human being that was misfortunate in life. Stop calling her an it.

[Zooch]

WTF is wrong with some of you people. Someone should put you down. She's a fucking human being that was misfortunate in life. Stop calling her an it.

Look who's talking. It's a man, not a woman. Faggot.

And nothing's wrong with anybody, that "thing" should be quickly eliminated...

[Jack-o-Shooter]

That was fucking gross. No other word for it. Just the way she looks at you and the shape of her body down-right beats any horror movie. First I'd run like hell, and if I saw 'it' again, I'd pick up the nearest item and beat crap out of it 'till it looked normal. I know that sounds harsh but why don't you watch the video somemore. Theres no possible way you could make it funny unless it was actually a joke. And I'm serious about the beating thing... :bang:

[limaksti]

Look who's talking. It's a man, not a woman. Faggot.

And nothing's wrong with anybody, that "thing" should be quickly eliminated...

It doesn't matter if someone confuses it for a woman or not. It's a human being. You're ugly, so let's execute you. What the fuck kind of thinking is that.

[75touch]

Well said...

[Deamatix]

seriously I was that thing didn't exist. If I see it I will be forced to kill it at least I will be able to sleep in prison knowing that I'm not going to wake up in the middle of the night go for a hit and miss then find it tap-dancing in my bath.

That had me lauhing out loud. :icon_rofl

That video is creepy, especially near the end when he stares at you and starts to fall.

[Zooch]

It doesn't matter if someone confuses it for a woman or not. It's a human being. You're ugly, so let's execute you. What the fuck kind of thinking is that.

ROFL, you're a dickwad. "You're ugly" is the worst comeback ever.

[EazyCheeze]

Zooch, I believe he was paraphrasing what you said, in basic terms. You were basically saying that she was ugly, and therefore should be executed. Even I think that's wrong! I've known some deformed people in my life, and I swear they've been some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I would never consider harming them simply because of their appearance; nor anyone because of... well, ANYTHING! I'm a pacifist like that.

I really can't believe some people believe she should be executed for her appearance alone. And they're NOT KIDDING?! They should re-examine their priorities. And don't be such a hater.

[CubanSmuggler]

ROFL, you're a dickwad. "You're ugly" is the worst comeback ever.

And you're an idiot for not comprehending what he was saying.

Honestly, you're all overplaying this immensely, it's not that horrifying, it's just a dude dressed like a woman with scrawny arms and legs, end of story. No, he's not going to devour your soul. No, he's not going to jump out of the shadows and eat your flesh, so get a grip already and stop posting remarks like "OMG WE NEED TO KILL THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER BECAUSE IT MIGHT TRY TO CAST OUR SOULS TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL."

[Gruntork]

Yeah, as scary as he/she is, I know Bunny is still a person...but I get the feeling that living is painful for him/her >_>

[Slothman]

If it should be treated like a regular person like you and me, than id have to say it sucks at dancing. :shuffle:

[jagger04]

On closer inspection...I'd hit it :shuffle:

yea i would hit it... with a fcking baseball bat

I had to take a shower after seeing that. :(
ewwwwwww.... i hope you didnt have to take a cold shower :wtf:

[k_tull88]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0184527/

Ack! Kill it!

[Zooch]

Yeah, as scary as he/she is, I know Bunny is still a person...but I get the feeling that living is painful for him/her >_>


Considering he was born with polio and severely abused, I'm pretty sure it's still pretty painful for "it".

[Hammer001]

That is such a mind fu**.

It's a real life Twin Peaks. ;-)

[GatsbyGal]

If it should be treated like a regular person like you and me, than id have to say it sucks at dancing. :shuffle:

I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life. :lol: Thank you for that.

[bbelt]

Somebody needs to edit that clip and put one of those screaming monsters on the end of it, right after he stares into my soul. That would put a few thousand people into therepay for a very long time. :insane:

[Crackerjak]

WTF is wrong with some of you people. Someone should put you down. She's a fucking human being that was misfortunate in life. Stop calling her an it.
Dude, I think it's more that people are kind of scared by him. I mean, at the end of the video he gives a bonechilling stare that says, "if you were here now giving me that look, I would slit your throat." I agree with what someone said before, most people who are different (ie. annorexic-forgive the spelling- or crippled) are usually alot nicer than the rest of us, but he just looks angry and psycho judging by his horrible past of prostitution and cross dressing. However, I agree with you. People shouldn't be saying "kill it", but getting mad at the junk videos eBaums is throwing up is understandable.

[JenTheStrange]

Nah, succubi are actually sexy

Actually, succubi, AKA 'hags', were extremely disgusting and ugly and terrifying. Despite this, however, they'd seduce the person and have sex with them. That's why succubi aren't good. Ugly + sex = .OMGOMGSEXWITHUGLYHAGDEMON!!!!

Yeah. This was very sad to me. I can't believe people are so anxious to put down a person who has no choice but to live like this.

[bbelt]

Actually, succubi, AKA 'hags', were extremely disgusting and ugly and terrifying. Despite this, however, they'd seduce the person and have sex with them. That's why succubi aren't good. Ugly + sex = .OMGOMGSEXWITHUGLYHAGDEMON!!!!

Yeah. This was very sad to me. I can't believe people are so anxious to put down a person who has no choice but to live like this.
No choice but to live as a cross dressing, porn star, prostitute, drag queen?
I'd say suicide is a perfectly acceptable alternative. It would've saved me from seeing that video.

[JenTheStrange]

I suppose those are choices..

Success. Life.
-or-
No dignity. Suicide.

Success.
-or-
No dignity... and a body to be discovered and classified as an alien that has crashed into earth, dried up, and died.

That.. sorta makes me sad.
Not really.

[doorknobopener]

The end was kinda creepy, and during the whole movie I was kinda like wtf? But for me that interactive creepy doll game scared the crap outta me more then this.

[macaddct1984]

A bit more info on him (I'm not sure if this was posted further up in the thread):
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/goddess_bunny/

For those of you too lazy to click the link:
"This biography/documentary traces the bizarre life of Goddess Bunny aka Sandie Crisp aka Johnnie Baima, an abused and sickly child who grew up to become a beloved figure in Hollywood's underground transvestite scene."

[RAD8334]

*sigh* this is definatley a new low for ebaumsworld. It's supposed to be funny??? You guys are crazy :insane: That is just wrong. Someone is going to hell somewhere for putting that on the internet. Also, what the hell is with that picture of the chick coming out of the other chick??? That cannot be real...

I agree ........ ebaums is my fav. web site cause stuff is always funny and every friday its like the 1st thing i do, check out the new stuff at ebaums but this really isnt all that funny....... i have seen some funny stuff in the "moron mail" that seems like it could have made it thoe. Yet this was chosen to be posted for this week.

[Nsxno6]

some asshole made a GIF of the video in the pictures part of the fourm in the topic "Post your random .gifs *vol. 2* **WARNING 56k!** " just to let you guys know dont go on page 52 or 53. :mad:

[EnerX]

The kids saying they would seriously beat him with a bat just because of the way he looks... what ignorant fucks. Imagine for one second what life would be like if you looked like that? Grow up.

On another note, tapdancing freaks! ROFL

[Systemofa Noun]

I finally got to watch the video. It takes so long for my comp to download some at times. At first, I had to see the end almost frame by frame..and this face is staring at me :eek: Finally I saw the whole thing.
I would have liked to see him try out on "So You Think You Can Dance."

[JenTheStrange]

Systemofa Noun, your name made me laugh.
That's a rare occurence.

[OG_$tevie]

I'd serve that thing at dancing with my 1337 dancing skillz

[Zeeboe]

If I wasn't mentally disturbed myself, that may have scared me.

But I've seen more odder stuff then that in my life. When I was a bus-aid in high school, I worked with kids like that who said and did random odd things.

Pretty much I was the lesser of the freaks and in charge of em'.

Heck, if you guys liked that clip I should start video taping the freaky stuff I do and say when alone.....

BTW: I don't think the person taping it attended it to be scary either. How clips like these get on the net is more freaky.

That clip was kinda like what it would have been like if Stanley Kubrick ever directed a remake of the 1932 movie Freaks. Kinda had a Blair Witch Project feel to it as well.

For those of you who are too scared to watch it....just think Stanley Kubrick directing "Freaks" but using a cheap video camera ALA The Blair Witch Project.

[TORCH]

I personally feel bad for the "girl". Sorry, I didn't find it that funny, but sad. Sorry midgets and idiots are one thing, but disfigured or diseased people? I think thats going to far to get a laugh. Yeah, its creepy, but its sad.

[Systemofa Noun]

some asshole made a GIF of the video in the pictures part of the fourm in the topic "Post your random .gifs *vol. 2* **WARNING 56k!** ":
just to let you guys know dont go on page 52 or 53. :mad:
Why not???????????????

[shdwpuppet]

Why not???????????????

There are a couple .gifs of the bunny goddess video.

[El Jarretto]

Damn, if only I could post the little bananna dancing with a sign that syas,"I'd hit it" That's sad that she has to go through the torture of her physical disabilities. I bet she'd make a bad hooker.
P.S.- I can no longer make my font orange.

[shdwpuppet]

I do feel quite sorry for him having to deal with those disabilities his whole life. :(

[Systemofa Noun]

There are a couple .gifs of the bunny goddess video.
I know..but does something happen when you view the .gifs?

[shdwpuppet]

I know..but does something happen when you view the .gifs?

Well only with the second one.

It quickly jumps from the tapdancing shot to the close up face shot.

Nothing to be scared of though.

[exs10s]

hmmm, for some reason that video made me hard...





but seriously, what. fuck. the.? Why did that "thing" have to fuckin' stare into the camera at the end? Jesus tapdancin' Christ! Does anyone know what that video was from?

BEST..
SOUTH PARK QUOTE
USE
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[BAR4]

Ok Fuck You Nobs She Was Gorgeous And Had A Nice Body

[Antix]

That thing is definately the new ebaums mascot....

[Shelleybean]

Here is another link to a movie that he did. "The Ma Barker Story"

http://www.aes-nihil.com/aes.html

[burningcow422]

Ok Fuck You Nobs She Was Gorgeous And Had A Nice Body
let me guess. you live with your mom?

[Systemofa Noun]

Systemofa Noun, your name made me laugh.
That's a rare occurence.
Glad you enjoyed it ;)

[vridaw]

what happend to ebaumsworld being a funny site ... :shout:

[OG_$tevie]

what happend to ebaumsworld being a funny site ... :shout:

a monster dressed up as a woman and dancing doesn't make you laugh?

[Lilwhiteboy]

Good god... that thing is scary...

Made my brother cry though!

[Zeeboe]

Didn't make me laugh. But then again, it takes a lot to make me laugh. I do think some of ya'll are way too easily amused by stuff. That, or you just laugh because you are told by ebaum when to laugh. Kinda like TV shows that have laugh tracks.

Don't think I am some hippie here defending that person. I'm not. I suspect he does that stuff for the attention.

I just honestly didn't find it funny. Weird and cool, yeah. But not worth watching again and didn't make me even grin and I think some of you must be high a lot cause a lot of you find the dumbest stuff funny.

[vridaw]

a monster dressed up as a woman and dancing doesn't make you laugh?

I only laugh to stuff that are normal and respectful, unlike you who gets amused by freaking retards dressed like a fucking clown..but then again you are one of them.

[Degsk3]

Imagine that coming towards you in the middle of the night, no offence but he's so fucking scary its not funny.

[the drink]

that looks just like the "chick" that was in that Marilyn Manson video, "Dope Show"

[doorknobopener]

Anyone else think ebaums should have a "creepy" or "wtf" section in his video section along with the funny and extreme section?

[ouchies]

that cant be a guy- he/she has tits

[svenson_26]

STOP TRYING TO DEFEND THAT THING!!! it may be a human and it may be a hopelessly deformed person reaching out for attention... I DONT CARE!!! ITS THE FREAKIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!







and for gods sake change your display pic doorknobopener

[GatsbyGal]

that cant be a guy- he/she has tits

Padding/implants? (implants, oh god...I just died a little on the inside)

Because it's definitely male.

[Systemofa Noun]

and for gods sake change your display pic doorknobopener
LMFAO...was thinking the same :D

[Tyrant1]

Wow, I had my morning wood going when I loaded that video

What a bonerkiller


lmfao that was a funny comment.

what if that thing showed up at your front door i would take a metal bat to it and run away...

[plagued]

wtf. im scared.

[Tyrant1]

:wtf: its not scary wtf. Its just weird or to be more polite different...

[OG_$tevie]

I only laugh to stuff that are normal and respectful, unlike you who gets amused by freaking retards dressed like a fucking clown..but then again you are one of them.

Do you put balls in your mouth on a regular basis?

[DonQuai]

NEWS NEWS:
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[Telekinesiss]

NEWS NEWS:
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[Matt_7]

It IS him/her in the marilyn manson music video for ''The Dope Show''.
Is that creepy woman in a dress dancing in the room wth the breasted Manson dummies.
I thought it was CGi - but you ca see its him/her because of one leg being a lot thinner than the other.

[L33tHaXor]

O.K. We get it.
It's wierd it's scary.
This has been beat to death in the video forums and now people want to beat it to death here. Fine
*Pulls out baseball bat*
Someone hold the freak down for me.

[Vert]

http://www.invertbb.com/mikejones.mov

vid of the bunny dancing mike jones :lol:
takes about 20 sec or so to download

[GatsbyGal]

http://www.invertbb.com/mikejones.mov

funny vid of the bunny's to mike jones :lol:
takes about 20 sec or so to download

Hmmm...I can't be sure whether this is an insult to Mike Jones or Goddess Bunny. :lol:

[FrozenMonkey]

i'd hit it... with a nine iron

[FunkyMoe]

My Tribute:

http://media.putfile.com/bgtribute

[æcvfootball10æ]

My Tribute:

http://media.putfile.com/bgtribute



dude, u picked the right song for that. lol i dont like rap but it made it hialious. then qwen stafani made it even funnier

good post

[Preggo MILF]

its not "nightmare scary" its more of "what the fuck thats freaky shit i dont wanna see it again".

theres a difference. and being freaked out does not reduce the size of my E-Penis thank you very much.

also if they were trying to scare i say they did a good job compared to the total crap Hollywood calls horror these days.

[jack ruby]

so wow omg i just watched that in the absolute dark alone in my apartment at 430 am and at first im thinking...haha look at that goofy big headed alien thing dance around, but then the last third or so....wow i wont be sleeping well tonight thats for damn sure. the scariest thing ive seen in months

[scott_man_25]

It effects some people more than others

I watched it and it freaked the crap out of me but my little brother just though it was wierd

[ilovehookers?]

video freaked me out........i wanna show it to litttle children in the marketplace mwahaahahahhahaha

[L33tHaXor]

This video has really been floating round the 'net. Saw it on like 6 other website.
Probably realesed by goddesbunny to make him more popular.
Hell good for him, the little freak was one of the more entertaining things i saw this week.

[Tito]

If that's the scariest thing you've ever seen on the internet, you obviously haven't been to rotten.com or ogrish.com. Get a life kids. She has polio.

[Just Spurplin]

Didn't make me laugh. But then again, it takes a lot to make me laugh. I do think some of ya'll are way too easily amused by stuff. That, or you just laugh because you are told by ebaum when to laugh. Kinda like TV shows that have laugh tracks.

Don't think I am some hippie here defending that person. I'm not. I suspect he does that stuff for the attention.

I just honestly didn't find it funny. Weird and cool, yeah. But not worth watching again and didn't make me even grin and I think some of you must be high a lot cause a lot of you find the dumbest stuff funny.

Why are there dozens of posts like this where people are saying "It didnt make me laugh! You guys are sick for thinking its funny!!!" Out of all these posts, how many of them have been "OMG THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS!?!". Like 3, maybe. The people posting are saying it was fucked up, not funny. Scary, not funny. Made-me-revert-to-fetal-postiton-and-rock-back-and-forth-for-hours-crying worthy, not funny. The only people mentioning it as being funny are the ones bitching about how it wasnt.


And the people saying how everyone should feel sorry for him, your just fucking retarded. First off, as any person with a deformity, the LAST thing they want is anyone feeling sorry for them. Second, it is pretty clear from the video he isnt looking for sympathy, he is looking to freak some people out. By just the tap dancing, you could say it is sad that someone is like that, and you could see the video as someone who has problems but is trying to lead a normal life despite them. But that ending. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he did that. He had to have been very aware of the fact that what he was doing was creepy as fuck. There is no way he would confuse that as him trying to lead a normal life. He was trying to freak people out with that ending, and those feeling sorry for him are just as bad as everyone else here.

[Slothman]

couldn't of said it better myself :)

[shdwpuppet]

And the people saying how everyone should feel sorry for him, your just fucking retarded. First off, as any person with a deformity, the LAST thing they want is anyone feeling sorry for them. Second, it is pretty clear from the video he isnt looking for sympathy, he is looking to freak some people out. By just the tap dancing, you could say it is sad that someone is like that, and you could see the video as someone who has problems but is trying to lead a normal life despite them. But that ending. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he did that. He had to have been very aware of the fact that what he was doing was creepy as fuck. There is no way he would confuse that as him trying to lead a normal life. He was trying to freak people out with that ending, and those feeling sorry for him are just as bad as everyone else here.

You are complaining about people like me feeling sorry for someone like that?

What's wrong with feeling sympathetic for someone with a deformity that they had to deal with their whole life?

Nothing.

If you had to go through what he had to then I would feel sory for you too.

Plus nobody ever said he was trying to lead a "normal" life.

[dama rei]

I'd hit it.

[Just Spurplin]

You are complaining about people like me feeling sorry for someone like that?

What's wrong with feeling sympathetic for someone with a deformity that they had to deal with their whole life?

Nothing.

If you had to go through what he had to then I would feel sory for you too.

Plus nobody ever said he was trying to lead a "normal" life.

Have you never seen anything about a single person with a disability? Fuck, they dont even like being called disabled. Go see Murderball. The very last thing they want to hear from anyone is that you feel sorry for them.

And exactly, no one said he was trying to lead a normal life. Meaning, in that video, he was trying to do something abnormal. He was trying to freak people out, so these people have right to be freaked out.

[shdwpuppet]

Have you never seen anything about a single person with a disability? Fuck, they dont even like being called disabled. Go see Murderball. The very last thing they want to hear from anyone is that you feel sorry for them.

And exactly, no one said he was trying to lead a normal life. Meaning, in that video, he was trying to do something abnormal. He was trying to freak people out, so these people have right to be freaked out.[/QUOTE]

Hey, don't say that you know what people with disabilities think about being disabled.

Cause I was born with one so if anyone would know then it would be me.

And I had no problem with anyone telling me that they felt sorry for me.

And exactly, no one said he was trying to lead a normal life. Meaning, in that video, he was trying to do something abnormal. He was trying to freak people out, so these people have right to be freaked out.

I never said that people shouldn't be freaked out by it.

Hell I was a little bit when I first saw it.

And how would you know why he was making that video?

It could have been for a lot of other reasons other than to freak people out.

Could have been for some wierd fetish video for all we know.

[xNinj4x]

when I saw the image of this movie I was like "wtf is that?" and so I had to investigate.

as soon as the movie came up and I saw the image of this...thing, I was instantly frightend, and thinking to my self "what the hell did you do this time Travis?" although I wanted to quickly hit the little 'x' button for my tab, I just could not, I had to see what would happen next...

and so i continued watching right up untill the point where they zoom in on her, and she is looking directly at me. Now I dont know if it was just me, but I seemed to be drawn to her eyes unable to pull away from looking at them, and I felt like some one was peering deep into my soul and as if they were going to set me to flame and destroy every last tissue of my body.

So quickly with out thinking I hit the x button and here I am. I've been contimplating wether or not I should review it and watch the entire footage, but I probably wont.

I've also become paranoid that I'm going to hear that taping noise, and I'm going to turn around and she will be there, staring at me.

[fracture7]

id hit it with a rusty pole
:shout:

[Mr_Freake]

Couldent Agree more

[The_Rich-1]

Personally IT, (refering to it as an "it" because I don't know if it is male, female, she-male or whatever, and I don't care to find out so please before don't quote me and call me dumb-some-a-bitch for not reading the whole thread :D ) well anyways IT reminds me of the dude from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Kids, Rocky Horror Picture Show was a movie about drag queens and what not.

[Phantom Jackal]

I have to say that the only thing I felt for her (or him - that video was not explicit) was that I felt really sorry for her.

I cannot imagine being born in such a body - then to be subsequently abused is horrific.

I don't see how any could laugh at it.

But I'd ask the person who posted about the documentary - when and where will it be released.

On the offchance that the "Goddess Bunny" reads this, not that it makes a difference, but I do feel bad for you.

[Phantom Jackal]

I've also become paranoid that I'm going to hear that taping noise, and I'm going to turn around and she will be there, staring at me.

Well dude, it could have been you! No reason why it should have been her instead of you, just the way she was born.

[FrozenMonkey]

when I saw the image of this movie I was like "wtf is that?" and so I had to investigate.

as soon as the movie came up and I saw the image of this...thing, I was instantly frightend, and thinking to my self "what the hell did you do this time Travis?" although I wanted to quickly hit the little 'x' button for my tab, I just could not, I had to see what would happen next...

and so i continued watching right up untill the point where they zoom in on her, and she is looking directly at me. Now I dont know if it was just me, but I seemed to be drawn to her eyes unable to pull away from looking at them, and I felt like some one was peering deep into my soul and as if they were going to set me to flame and destroy every last tissue of my body.

So quickly with out thinking I hit the x button and here I am. I've been contimplating wether or not I should review it and watch the entire footage, but I probably wont.

I've also become paranoid that I'm going to hear that taping noise, and I'm going to turn around and she will be there, staring at me.

did you register just to tell us (in unneccesarily too much detail) that this freaked you out? uhh...
WELCOME TO THE FORUms!

and Phantom Jackal: The edit button is your friend

[Flankered]

that is creepy

Dunno why but this reminds of something out a marilyn manson video

[scribbles321]

Seriously though, that scared me more than anything I have ever seen on the internet.
You've never been to rotten dot com. Scariest shit on the net. You will regret going so try if you dare.

[thestrokes]

id hit it with a rusty pole
:shout:

You're the third person to post the "I'd hit it with a [insert weapon here]" joke.

[Holy Jhiretter]

Holy Jhiretter now hates eBaum for posting that.

Holy Jhiretter now hates Himself for sticking around for the end of that video.

Holy Jhiretter will have most unholy nightmares tonight.

zzzZZZzzzZZzz .o O (*Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle...... STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE*)

Holy Jhiretter ... shouldnt have been listening to that strange Dir en Grey music while watching it.

And Holy Jhiretter is not particular pleased to learn that Goddess Bunny is an abused m-f transvestite/sexual (who was indeed in a Marylin Manson video)

As Holy Vader would say.... "Noooo,etc."

[CHELSEAFOOTBALL]

Ok this is my first post here, but i have been watchin vids here for ever, this place and news filter have the funniest clips...anyways i just wanna get on thing straight! THE TAP DANCING BUNNY ISNT A BUNNY? ITS A MAN?????? I THOT IT WAS AN ACTAUL RABBIT(till the end when it took my soul with its death stare)...ahaha and that post by that guy who said we sohud treat it like a regular person and then said it sucked at dancing MAGICAL!!!!!!! BEST POST EVER SAID...I BET IT WAS HANDED DOWN BY GOD HIMSELF AND GIVEN TO THE AUTHOR FOR HIM TO CLAIM IT AS HIS OWN...WELL DONE!!! LOL...I AM ALL FOR THE TERMINATION OF THE BUNNY, ITS A PORN STAR!?!?!what the bloody hell, i didnt know the paraplygic society of america made pornos now!!!! :eek:

[Just Spurplin]

Hey, don't say that you know what people with disabilities think about being disabled.

Cause I was born with one so if anyone would know then it would be me.

And I had no problem with anyone telling me that they felt sorry for me.

Ok, i have reasons to doubt you have a disability. You could very eaisly just say that you do to further your point.

But operating under the assumption that you do have one, and sorry if this sounds rude, but thats pretty fucking pathetic. You actually needed people to come up to you and say how sorry there were. Now i have had a broken leg, and been stuck in a wheel chair/crutches. I got fucking sick of people saying "Oh im sorry man." I wasnt fucking sorry for myself and i didnt need other people feeling sorry for me. Ya need to learn something, shit happens. Life goes on. If you need people feeling sorry for you to get through it, thats just really sad.

[13tongimp]

This vid has popped on forums all over the net, and it is always hilarious to see the people making comments about how they "would hit it" not figuring out that "she's" a dude. And even if that weren't the case.....ick.

[fracture7]

I have to say that the only thing I felt for her (or him - that video was not explicit) was that I felt really sorry for her.

I cannot imagine being born in such a body - then to be subsequently abused is horrific.

I don't see how any could laugh at it.

But I'd ask the person who posted about the documentary - when and where will it be released.

On the offchance that the "Goddess Bunny" reads this, not that it makes a difference, but I do feel bad for you.


ok ok ok ok ok. i get your point but 1 thing shes in the movie buissness and if you saw that thing hobbling along at you what would you do...go hug her or whack it with a crow bar?

[Holy Jhiretter]

Holy Jhiretter would run away screaming.

If it were an enclosed room, Holy Jhiretter would run into a wall screaming.

[FrozenMonkey]

Ok this is my first post here, but i have been watchin vids here for ever, this place and news filter have the funniest clips...anyways i just wanna get on thing straight! THE TAP DANCING BUNNY ISNT A BUNNY? ITS A MAN?????? I THOT IT WAS AN ACTAUL RABBIT(till the end when it took my soul with its death stare)...ahaha and that post by that guy who said we sohud treat it like a regular person and then said it sucked at dancing MAGICAL!!!!!!! BEST POST EVER SAID...I BET IT WAS HANDED DOWN BY GOD HIMSELF AND GIVEN TO THE AUTHOR FOR HIM TO CLAIM IT AS HIS OWN...WELL DONE!!! LOL...I AM ALL FOR THE TERMINATION OF THE BUNNY, ITS A PORN STAR!?!?!what the bloody hell, i didnt know the paraplygic society of america made pornos now!!!! :eek:

welcome to the forums

Holy Jhiretter now hates eBaum for posting that.

Holy Jhiretter now hates Himself for sticking around for the end of that video.

Holy Jhiretter will have most unholy nightmares tonight.

zzzZZZzzzZZzz .o O (*Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle...... STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE*)

Holy Jhiretter ... shouldnt have been listening to that strange Dir en Grey music while watching it.

And Holy Jhiretter is not particular pleased to learn that Goddess Bunny is an abused m-f transvestite/sexual (who was indeed in a Marylin Manson video)

As Holy Vader would say.... "Noooo,etc."

dont
ever
talk in
3rd person

welcome to the forums

[Matt_7]

As i said before:

[[ It IS him/her in the marilyn manson music video for ''The Dope Show''.
Is that creepy woman in a dress dancing in the room wth the breasted Manson dummies.
I thought it was CGi - but you ca see its him/her because of one leg being a lot thinner than the other. ]]

I did a google search under ''goddess bunny'' just now

did some sad act actually draw this?: http://www.cinefilevideo.com/images/content/goddess_bunny.jpg

Him/her in wheel chair: http://members.tripod.com/~Seanbne/goddess.jpg

[PsiRedEye22]

Nothing I have seen on this forum has ever scared the shit out of me, but for some reason, weird shit like this always does. Good job.

[Voracious]

I saw this for the first time last night. I was so confused as to WHY someone would tape someone so deformed, and tiny tap-dancing and dressed up in a costume. I seriously thought it was some sicko guy living out his pedophile fantasies.

Ok, I think I've been watching too much Law & Order. :confused:

[aero1310]

I swear I remember seeing that video on Ripley's Believe it or Not

[FrozenMonkey]

dammit, just when i thought this thread finally died....

[Scrappa]

wow i feel sad for her, and u ppl try to sound "cool" by sayin yea i'd kill "it" and shit like that, u just try to be cool, when really ur bein a jerk neway yea like i said dont try to be cool and fit in and make fun of sumthin imagine if u were him? and u read this thread, wat would you do

[FrozenMonkey]

imagine if u were him, and u read this thread. wat would you do?

not make a really creepy video of myself tapdancing?

[Nick is cool]

that person must suck at life

[Scrappa]

not make a really creepy video of myself tapdancing?
^^trying to be cool

[FrozenMonkey]

(doesnt have to try) :cool:

[Ulic]

insane anorexic crossdressing dwarf
Yeah...

My friends and I went for a walk in the woods at night after watching that...

I just kept picturing us walking, turning around, and seeing her hobble towards us spinning that fucking pink umbrella

[BRIGIDANE]

wow thatwas fuckin weird i didnt even watch past the first 5 seconds like "WTF??!!"

[Phantom Jackal]

ok ok ok ok ok. i get your point but 1 thing shes in the movie buissness and if you saw that thing hobbling along at you what would you do...go hug her or whack it with a crow bar?

I watched a program recently, a midget (not being offensive - but she was a 22yr old at 4ft5") who had been savagely beaten by a boy in her school because she was the way she was born.

You don't have to be her friend, but you shouldn't be unnecessarily cruel. Besides, I think that this bunny has had enough cruelty.

Besides - I doubt that anyone was being serious about the hitting with [insert blunt object here] anyway!

[Teh Sux0r]

dude, he made the video for attention, dont bitch when we give it to him

[SoupLadle]

That Thing freaked me out, i had to watch it after reading this... and my GOWD it gave me the chills when it walks toward the cam staring... oh gowd, im nauseated. I think it has MS or something....lol

[RoIo]

Thats freeky