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Trismo
08-14-2005, 10:52 PM
once upon a time a dog named spike wondered around the police station, he was the ugliest dog, his face was full of scratches and was loosing hair everywere,a police man saw him and thought he could be a good police dog, he took him inside and saw a note in his collar that said

:his name is spike to make him attack just say his name and the object you want to attack:

he then gave it a try and said,spike the couch, he ripped the couch in pices then he said,spike the chair,the chair was turned into tiny little pices of confeti,he wanted to revange a guy he hated and said, spike steve,and WOOOOSH he killed him instantly,he went inside the cherifs office and told him:look at what i found, its a dog that can attack anything and kill it:the sheriff said:take this stupid ugly ass dog out of my office:he then asked:what is this monsters name?:the police man said spike:the sheriff answer: SPIKE MY BALLS!!! :mad: ,the dog jumped on him and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Aznor
08-15-2005, 03:18 AM
shut the hell up.

tisichase
08-15-2005, 04:02 AM
shut the hell up.
aznor i just laughed for like 5 min thanks to you and no thanks to that retarded joke. LOL

Supermintyfresh
08-15-2005, 04:32 AM
LMAO! that was a good one.




...but that's just the crack talking.

Trismo
08-15-2005, 06:17 PM
i thought it was funny :(

Godwynn
08-15-2005, 06:39 PM
shut the hell up.

So that was funnier than the joke. :bang:

grumpkin
08-15-2005, 10:02 PM
After I read that joke i just stared at my computer screen for like 3 hours straight... Thinking about all the starving people in the world that could be living nicely rather than you.. I mean, its alota people!

Trismo
08-16-2005, 05:04 AM
After I read that joke i just stared at my computer screen for like 3 hours straight... Thinking about all the starving people in the world that could be living nicely rather than you.. I mean, its alota people!
yah but they are there for a reason,god hate them :)

DragnMastr
08-16-2005, 06:43 PM
You still aren't funny.

http://churchwhere.ytmnd.com/

strikeandburn
08-16-2005, 11:28 PM
that joke was.. meh.. to many jokes like it

shdwpuppet
08-17-2005, 04:47 AM
I thought it was a pretty good joke.

OnandOn
08-17-2005, 11:05 AM
That was rubbish. really bad

Desperate. :(