Post your own humiliating joke

[Somethingevil]

Ok, I dont know what the actual name of these jokes are called, but the idea is to humiliate the victim answering the question.

For example:

You: Jack is stuck on top off a horse. Would you help Jack off the horse?
Victim: Yes, I would help Jack off a horse.

You: A midget jumps on your back and starts attacking you. Would you beat off a midget?
Victim: Yes, I would beat off a midget.

You: You accidentally stepped into a gay bus. Would you get off a gay bus?
Victim: Yes, I would get off a gay bus.

You: Do you prefer wearing boxers or briefs?
Victim: Depends (Depends are adult diapers)

Anyways, I hope you get the idea. Post some of your own.

[Shockmaster]

Guy: If Master Bate was lost would you help?
Victim: Yeah, I'd help Master Bate.

[Perl_5]

why do they call it rape?

it's more like surprise sex!

[Trevi626]

why do they call it rape?

it's more like surprise sex!

Okay, thats doesnt humiliate your victim, but okay. :wtf:

[elemental]

You: What's the capital of Thailand
Them: Bangcock (sp?)
You: *hit them in the nuts

[Trevi626]

That's from American Wedding!!!!

And it's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Hmmmm... Do you see that cockfor over there?
Them: What's a cockfor?

[fadetoblack5297]

You: Would you like to see my penis?
Them: Yes.
You. Fag.

FTB

[Trismo]

you:jack is stuck on top of a horse, would you help jack off the horse
him:na
you:.............FAG! kick him on the nuts and run