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fuCKYou
08-18-2005, 01:48 AM
what a bunch of fucking crybabies. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0817052slipknot1.html) :insane:

Stupified
08-18-2005, 01:51 AM
They're suing because of a band that's ripping them off, while Slipknot is ripping off every masked band that came before them.

That makes sense.

GatsbyGal
08-18-2005, 01:52 AM
I can understand why they wouldn't want people thinking of them in the same context of those horrifying chicken fries...but really. They're being little bitches about it.

BrainStew
08-18-2005, 02:18 AM
When I first saw the commercial, I was thinking more along the lines of GWAR.

But whatever, corporate pussies.

whocares
08-18-2005, 02:30 AM
Who the fuck is Slipknot? Really, this will be totally stupid. They are not going to get anything.

EDIT: I rule :bang:

RustyShakleford
08-18-2005, 02:37 AM
I hope they win! :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

whocares
08-18-2005, 02:41 AM
I hope they win! :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:
I hope not. :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

Yea, I'll stop being a dumbass, sorry.

They just want some attention in my opinion. Whatever...

atreyu_2020
08-18-2005, 02:43 AM
Good, hopefully Burger King shuts down, its what they get for making everyone so fat... :bang: :bang: :bang:

Then after Slipknot takes all their money they can buy more shitty, stupid fans :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl

mx6driven
08-18-2005, 03:35 AM
Chicken Fries are so not :bang: :bang: :bang:

MGselwonK
08-18-2005, 04:16 AM
i think this has to be fake, nobody, even slipknot, is that dumb

limaksti
08-18-2005, 04:27 AM
Good, hopefully Burger King shuts down, its what they get for making everyone so fat... :bang: :bang: :bang:


I must have completely forgotten that Burger King goes around to people's homes and shoves food down their throats. :insane:

guest2005
08-18-2005, 04:48 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHA the bands name is coq roq.... coq... roq... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

immaturity at its finest

Kellenator
08-18-2005, 08:09 AM
When I first saw the commercial, I was thinking more along the lines of GWAR.

But whatever, corporate pussies. That's exactly what I was thinking. Slipknot didn't even cross my mind.

DrProf
08-18-2005, 12:18 PM
Man, burger king is so down with my rebellious youthful culture. Every time i pick up a chicken fry, i can't help but to think, "FINALLY, a chicken fry that understands me, lives like me. Chicken nuggets never raised hell like chicken fries do." Then i viciously take a bite, high five my best bud, and continue to cause all kinds of havoc in an AOL chat room. mom made us lemon squares later that night.

Metallic
08-18-2005, 12:27 PM
The reason for this is simple.

Burger King is Metal, and Slipknot isn't

:D

swchblade34
08-18-2005, 12:29 PM
yea i was thinking more gwarish but i hope slipknot wins not because they used to be my favorite band but because burger kings chickin fries are friggin disghusting :thud: . i almost threw up after i had one of them and they were super small compared to the commercial.

edit: 99th post!

Deamatix
08-18-2005, 01:04 PM
I hope the 'Knot wins too because I hate Burger King. Notice how shitty BK's ads have been lately? First there's that creepy slow moving king with the plastic face that creeps me out, then the Paris Hilton ad, now this?

k_tull88
08-18-2005, 02:03 PM
Anybody notice how long that chicken fries commercial is?

Burger King got torn down here so I have never had them. Are they good? Worth suing over?

RustyShakleford
08-18-2005, 02:26 PM
Notice how shitty BK's ads have been lately? First there's that creepy slow moving king with the plastic face that creeps me out,?
That commercial kicks ass and you know it.

GatsbyGal
08-18-2005, 05:30 PM
I hope the 'Knot wins too because I hate Burger King. Notice how shitty BK's ads have been lately? First there's that creepy slow moving king with the plastic face that creeps me out, then the Paris Hilton ad, now this?

The "Burger King" was actually an old character they used in like the 70s or 80s. I used to know for sure. But yeah, they rehashed him. I dunno, I thought those ads were funny.

Banzai
08-18-2005, 06:59 PM
I hope the 'Knot wins too because I hate Burger King. Notice how shitty BK's ads have been lately? First there's that creepy slow moving king with the plastic face that creeps me out, then the Paris Hilton ad, now this?
Actually the Paris Hilton commercial was for Jack in the Box.

SilentPheonix
08-18-2005, 07:02 PM
Why are they suing?

MGselwonK
08-18-2005, 07:09 PM
Actually the Paris Hilton commercial was for Jack in the Box.

it was carls jr....jack in the box commercials always feature jack, and theyve been pushing the "cant pronounce ciabatta" thing recently

but yea, carls did a real nice job advertising, we have a vote for bk and a vote for jack in the box, next thing you know, carls will have a softcore porno for a commercial and we will all buy taco bell

Zooch
08-18-2005, 09:06 PM
Am I the only one that likes the chicken fries? Just ask for some onion ring sauce.... mmmmm

Kommercial
08-18-2005, 09:53 PM
Slipknot sucked after the first album anyway.

Kellenator
08-18-2005, 11:55 PM
Slipknot sucked after the first album anyway. You accidentally said "after".

Jimothy51
08-19-2005, 12:00 AM
Why are they suing?
Did you even read the thread?

The_Murphulator
08-19-2005, 11:42 AM
i hope they win because burger king shouldnt be making a fucking band to sell chicken fries.

Poster X
08-19-2005, 12:19 PM
*Sigh* Will they ever realise that it's their own fault for being an international laughing stock.....

Stupified
08-19-2005, 12:25 PM
*Sigh* Will they ever realise that it's their own fault for being an international laughing stock.....

You are talking about Slipknot, right? :rolleyes:

Banzai
08-19-2005, 02:28 PM
it was carls jr....jack in the box commercials always feature jack, and theyve been pushing the "cant pronounce ciabatta" thing recently

but yea, carls did a real nice job advertising, we have a vote for bk and a vote for jack in the box, next thing you know, carls will have a softcore porno for a commercial and we will all buy taco bell
Bah either way I have not seen a Jack in the Box or a Carls Jr anywhere in central maryland. Either way I usually eat at KFC

Poster X
08-19-2005, 02:33 PM
You are talking about Slipknot, right? :rolleyes:
Yeah, I've never had any problem with Burger King myself.

Leon324
08-19-2005, 03:26 PM
Well, it makes sense, Burger King asked them to make a commercial for them and they refused, and they make a fucking chicken band in place of them.

seriously.


And second, 4 of their masks resemble the ones they used to wear a few years ago if i'm correct...

it is kinda stupid but hell. They're just taking down the damn commercials.

Burger King sucks anyway.

Pat The Baker
08-19-2005, 03:34 PM
slipknot blows, and that commercial blows. They needa take it down, I hate watching that shit.

BucketHead (http://canal.sousas.com.br/buckethead.jpg), among others, could sue slipknot, but they don't... why? Because they are whiny little bitches that are just in it for the money.

Leon324
08-19-2005, 03:41 PM
slipknot blows, and that commercial blows. They needa take it down, I hate watching that shit.

BucketHead (http://canal.sousas.com.br/buckethead.jpg), among others, could sue slipknot, but they don't... why? Because they are whiny little bitches that are just in it for the money.

Joey paints designs on his... :wtf:

Pat The Baker
08-19-2005, 03:45 PM
Joey paints designs on his... :wtf:
Ok, I wouldn't know because... I have good taste in music.

Leon324
08-19-2005, 03:59 PM
Ok, I wouldn't know because... I have good taste in music.

Yeah...I like my Mozilla Google toolbar.

Also, no music is considered good no matter what, it's all about the opinions of others.

Not to start an argument with you. ;)

Travmire
08-19-2005, 04:38 PM
This is a tough one. What sucks more, Slipknot or Burger King? I'll say Burger King because I hate their commercials more than I hate Slipknots music.

But I do think you guys are being a little critical of Slipknot for suing because if they had done the commercial everyone would be calling them sellouts, now they are getting ripped off and everyone is calling them pussies.

SystemOfADownxx
08-19-2005, 09:08 PM
Ok, I wouldn't know because... I have good taste in music.

Wow... good one "OMGZ11!!!!, I DONT KNOW WHAT A PENIS LOOKS LIKE, CUZ IM NOT GAY!!!!!!! WHY WOULD I LOOK AT ONE!! NO I DONT LOOK DOWN, IM NOT GAYYYY!!!!"

BTW... I think it's fake because if you read the letter at the bottom of that page, they spell Coreys name 2 different ways. At first they spell it Corey a couple times, then they go to Cory.


~SOADXX

I Like Me
08-19-2005, 10:36 PM
Slipknot sued me on Halloween.

The_Murphulator
08-20-2005, 02:12 AM
Slipknot sued me on Halloween.

Fucking Pwned.

kplant
08-24-2005, 01:18 AM
This is a tough one. What sucks more, Slipknot or Burger King? I'll say Burger King because I hate their commercials more than I hate Slipknots music.

But I do think you guys are being a little critical of Slipknot for suing because if they had done the commercial everyone would be calling them sellouts, now they are getting ripped off and everyone is calling them pussies.

I wouldn't call it being critical. It's ridiculous that as rich as they are, they would sue over someting so irrelevant as a Burger King commercial. And besides, after reading what everyone has to say about the lawsuit, don't you think there actions are making it worse for their already shitty reputation? C'mon if Burger King named the chicken fries something ridiculous like SlipknotChicken then it would be a different story.

Deamatix
08-24-2005, 08:33 PM
I wouldn't call it being critical. It's ridiculous that as rich as they are, they would sue over someting so irrelevant as a Burger King commercial.

How rich are they?

Wu-tang
08-24-2005, 09:32 PM
It makes sense that they're suing... They have to make money some way.

Stupified
08-24-2005, 09:36 PM
It makes sense that they're suing... They have to make money some way.

Being a shitty mainstream trend band, I'm sure they have enough money already. It's all about greed, and possibly publicity.

Then again, Maybe they feel threatened by this Burger King band. :shuffle:

Jordan?
08-25-2005, 12:51 AM
Wait didnt the burger king chiken band come first . . . :rolleyes:

18C
08-25-2005, 01:05 AM
Slipknot is the only heavy metal band ever.

They are most definitely basing their band upon them.

Slipknot sucks.

Face Plant
08-25-2005, 12:16 PM
Let me get this straight, Slipknot has a copywrite on guys in lame masks playing bad metal? Even if they did, which they don't, this commercial falls under the category of satire, so they be shit out of luck.

Stupified
08-25-2005, 12:20 PM
Irony, huh? Before you know it Alice Cooper will be suing KISS, then KISS will be suing GWAR, Then GWAR will be suing Slipknot.

BaxterII
08-25-2005, 02:28 PM
they just want attention so that more people might listen to them :rolleyes:

MGselwonK
08-25-2005, 04:09 PM
im looking forward to the celebrity deathmatch of slipknot vs chicken dudes

unearth
08-25-2005, 06:22 PM
Mr. Bungle should sue all of them.