Senior Dress Code...For The Love Of GOD, Use it!

[Viet Era Marine]

SENIOR DRESS CODE


Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY
over 60, or hovering near 60) are
quite confused about how we should present
ourselves. We're unsure about the
kind of image we are projecting and whether
or not we are correct as we try to
conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets,
the following combinations DO NOT go together
and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost
in your mind when you shop.

Thank you from your neighborhood asthetics club.


Regards,
VEM

[Trevi626]

It would be funny if sum1 wore a thong over underwear.

They would be called, Dehongs.