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D-FENS
08-18-2005, 08:07 PM
got any? post em here.

It's for a good cause.
Spike Lee
08-18-2005, 08:08 PM
Why are Mexicans called wetback? Cause they work harder than white people in America!
camilo
08-18-2005, 08:11 PM
Why someone wants mexicans jokes?

a) because he is stupid and he cant use Google
b) Because he is racist
c) because he wants to start drama
jamreb79
08-18-2005, 08:11 PM
Why are Mexicans called wetback? Cause they work harder than white people in America!
Maybe so but at least the honkeys have jobs, that's more than the brothers can say.
Spike Lee
08-18-2005, 08:12 PM
Why do you think so many illegal immigrants come to America?
Mattjam
08-18-2005, 09:10 PM
This thread shouldn't even be here, if you want to hear mexican jokes, go to the racist joke thread, there's like 100 of them there.
Pwn$t3r
08-18-2005, 09:15 PM
D-fens you suck...
Ænema
08-18-2005, 10:42 PM
Come on have some fun.

Why aren't there are mexi's on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.

What do you call two mexis playin bball
Juan on Juan.

What do you call white people running down a hill? Avalanche
What do you call black people running down a hill? Mudslide
What do you call mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why can't mexi's be firefighters?
The camn't tell Hose A from Hose B,
SystemOfADownxx
08-20-2005, 02:00 AM
Why someone wants mexicans jokes?

Why can't cam1lo speak correctly!!!






BECAUSE HE'S MEXICAN!!!! HAHAHAHA :icon_rofl
JuliaAguilar
08-20-2005, 02:03 AM
Okay, before this goes all crazy, I must point out that my husband is Mexican so it's all in fun.

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco. (Cuatro Sink-o)


Okay, so not really racist or anything, but I don't want to offend anybody.
Trismo
08-20-2005, 02:22 AM
how do you get a mexicans attention
:drop a penny in the ground and they will all come to get it

how do you know ho is the richest person in mexico
:find the guy who got the penny
CreepingDeath
08-21-2005, 04:27 AM
Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?
>>So they can cruise and pick strawberrys at the same time.

Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
>>Because they come with birth certificates.

Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
>>Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right
the first time?

Why doesn't Mexico have any Olympic teams?
>>Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim
have already left the country.
mr.wow
08-23-2005, 08:17 PM
Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?
>>So they can cruise and pick strawberrys at the same time.

Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?
>>Because they come with birth certificates.

Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
>>Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right
the first time?

Why doesn't Mexico have any Olympic teams?
>>Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim
have already left the country.

u racist bitch