p0rk
08-19-2005, 12:17 PM
A man is stranded on a desert island after a terrible plane crash and all that he has got left is his dog.
One day, he couldn't believe it when a pig walked by. The man was feeling rather horny so he thought he'd have sex with the pig (he was desperate).
He pulled down his trousers but every time he got himself anywhere near the pig to give him one, his dog kept growling at him. He tried this for days and weeks but the dog just wouldn't let him do it, he just kept growling.
One day he couldn't believe his eyes when a beautiful young lady of about 19 was washed up on the shore, he went over and gave her mouth the mouth resussatation until she came round.
The young woman was so grateful she said, "Oh thank you so much, I will do anything you want me to do! I am forever grateful!" So the man turned around to her and said "Excellent, can you take that fucking dog for a walk!"
One day, he couldn't believe it when a pig walked by. The man was feeling rather horny so he thought he'd have sex with the pig (he was desperate).
He pulled down his trousers but every time he got himself anywhere near the pig to give him one, his dog kept growling at him. He tried this for days and weeks but the dog just wouldn't let him do it, he just kept growling.
One day he couldn't believe his eyes when a beautiful young lady of about 19 was washed up on the shore, he went over and gave her mouth the mouth resussatation until she came round.
The young woman was so grateful she said, "Oh thank you so much, I will do anything you want me to do! I am forever grateful!" So the man turned around to her and said "Excellent, can you take that fucking dog for a walk!"