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p0rk
08-19-2005, 12:17 PM
A man is stranded on a desert island after a terrible plane crash and all that he has got left is his dog.

One day, he couldn't believe it when a pig walked by. The man was feeling rather horny so he thought he'd have sex with the pig (he was desperate).

He pulled down his trousers but every time he got himself anywhere near the pig to give him one, his dog kept growling at him. He tried this for days and weeks but the dog just wouldn't let him do it, he just kept growling.

One day he couldn't believe his eyes when a beautiful young lady of about 19 was washed up on the shore, he went over and gave her mouth the mouth resussatation until she came round.

The young woman was so grateful she said, "Oh thank you so much, I will do anything you want me to do! I am forever grateful!" So the man turned around to her and said "Excellent, can you take that fucking dog for a walk!"

John's Peter
08-19-2005, 12:50 PM
True love transcends species...LOL... :D :insane:

Trevi626
08-19-2005, 12:58 PM
well, its not the pig would have tooken the dog for a walk.

So why not ask the beautiful lady?????? :insane:

Henkie
08-19-2005, 01:36 PM
Why the bloody hell didn't he eat the pig and fuck his dog?

John's Peter
08-19-2005, 02:26 PM
Why the bloody hell didn't he eat the pig and fuck his dog?

Henkie, you are one :censor: cruel dude. Have you ever been in love, truly and deeply? I doubt it. That stranded guy would eat both his dog and the young lady he rescued before he ever harms his beloved piggie. :shout:

MiKe
08-27-2005, 08:51 AM
I would've eaten the pig and used the skin to make a saddle so I could ride the dog to catch more food with sharpened pig-bone-spears, then I'd fuck that girl every hour on the hour forever.

Ironhorse
09-07-2005, 06:17 PM
Why the bloody hell didn't he eat the pig and fuck his dog?

A threesome with a pig and a dog? You are one sick motherfucker!

jimjam5000
09-07-2005, 06:22 PM
he said eat the pig not screw it

gabet
09-07-2005, 06:49 PM
Pig, dog, girl... the choices... and he chooses the pig :insane: