Viet Era Marine
08-21-2005, 11:46 AM
A college student at a recent Carolina football
game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him,
saying it was impossible for the older generation
to understand his.
"You grew up in a different world," the student said
loud enough for the whole crowd to hear.
"Today we have television, jet planes, space travel,
man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have
visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric
and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing, and, uh ."
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's
litany, the geezer said, "You're right.
We didn't have those things when we were young;
so we invented them, you ungrateful little turd!
Now what are you doing for the next generation??"
I love senior citizens
Regards,
VEM
game challenged a senior citizen sitting next to him,
saying it was impossible for the older generation
to understand his.
"You grew up in a different world," the student said
loud enough for the whole crowd to hear.
"Today we have television, jet planes, space travel,
man has walked on the Moon, our spaceships have
visited Mars, we even have nuclear energy, electric
and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
processing, and, uh ."
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's
litany, the geezer said, "You're right.
We didn't have those things when we were young;
so we invented them, you ungrateful little turd!
Now what are you doing for the next generation??"
I love senior citizens
Regards,
VEM