Rate the Joke above you

[Lady_Alexiel]

(sigh) not another rate thing! ahh who cares

so u rate the joke above you then write one of your own, or one you found somewhere else.

Here's one to start you off....

Three Wishes Each for a Bear and a Rabbit

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."

[Jk1725]

7/10
ok,there is a man in a grocery store he is getting some chips and a soda when an old lady approaches him and says"you look just like my son who passed away,could you just do me a favor and say hi momma."The man finds this wierd but does it anyway.later the woman comes up to him in the snack aisle and says "could you just say I love you momma."The man finds this even more strange but he feels sorry for her and says it .finally when they are checking out she asks him to say bye mom he says it then she leaves.
when he checks out the clerk says it will be 125.The man shocked says 125 dollars for chipsand a soda!!!!.to this the clerk said your mom said you were buying her groceries. :lol: :shuffle:

[Well Me]

Its pretty good 8/10

Alright, two families were going to Disneyland and they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left." So they went home.

Du dum CHOO

[CheeseMonkeys]

8/10
Why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side.

[fadetoblack5297]

10000000/10

Q: How ghey is this thread?

A: Really ghey!

FTB

[Lady_Alexiel]

0/10

dude, ur a f***ing killjoy

A man walked into a bar, he said ouch! :p

[JuliaAguilar]

5/10 Pretty lame.

Did you hear about the gay guy who put a Nicoderm patch on his dick?

Well, he's down to two butts a day!

[CheeseMonkeys]

*chuckle chuckle* 7/10

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road... because he didn't have the guts to.

[Solid Snake]

6/10

Q: Did you hear about the guy with the penis transplant?

A: His hand rejected it.

[Trevi626]

Ok, 8/10.

I have a REALLY good one.

One day, A man goes to the park or a walk, when he sees a man sitting on a bench with one shoelace untied. The man figures that the shoe just became untied, and kept on walking.

The next day, the same man goes for a walk in the park the next morning.
As he passes a bench, he notices the same man, with the same shoes untied!!!
So the man goes up to the guy sitting down, and asks him why he has one shoe untied.

The sitting man replies, "Well, that's the way your supposed to wear them."

The man is shocked."How can that be?"

"See, it says right here! Taiwan!"

:D :lol: :icon_rofl :lol: :D

[Lady_Alexiel]

9/10 thats a good one!

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(o.O)
(_ _) urm....2 blondes and a brunet were hanging off a cliff, the brunet says "There's too much weight, you will survive if I sacrifice myself" THe blondes nod in agreement and the brunet drops to a bloody death

THe blondes clap

:icon_rofl

[Kartika]

haha 8.5/10

:lol:

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

[jmbarlow2001]

8/10

why was the ant so confused???



cuz all of this uncles were ants! :icon_rofl