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Pwn$t3r
08-26-2005, 12:33 AM
i just did this yesterday, i thought it was funny. im AMSBASSEST911

Amsbassest911: roleplay?

krissyluvsgrls: asl

Amsbassest911: 16/f/OH

krissyluvsgrls: what do you want to roleplay

Amsbassest911: ummmm, i gotta think

Amsbassest911: im really into pro wrestling, could we do something that involes that...i know its odd:-\

Amsbassest911: like...we were getting ready for a match in the loker room...

Amsbassest911: hello?

krissyluvsgrls: do you want to be one of the divas like trish, lita or be yourself

Amsbassest911: OMG i love trish

Amsbassest911: im gonna be trish

krissyluvsgrls: i do tooo

krissyluvsgrls: who do you want me to be

Amsbassest911: lita

krissyluvsgrls: k ill start

Amsbassest911: ok

krissyluvsgrls: hey trish are you ready for our tag match tonight

Amsbassest911: you better belive it! *takes off top*

krissyluvsgrls: thats good:; i take off towel after taking a shower, my breasts
all damp:; mmm trish you look sexy tonight

Amsbassest911: why thankyou, your breasts look a little lopsided though..

Amsbassest911: and your nipples, there very odd shaped. i think i can help with that.

krissyluvsgrls: lol funny trish, well your ass looks a little red:; i slap it hard

Amsbassest911: OW!! i just had ass implants can't you tell??

krissyluvsgrls: awww let me kiss it and make it better

Amsbassest911: hold on i need to sanitise it with some lysol, i just took a dump, maybe ill put some lube on it too.

Amsbassest911: just for you that is

krissyluvsgrls: i walk over and pull you towards me;; god trish you make me soo hot

Amsbassest911: oh, stop it your just standing by the heater.

krissyluvsgrls: your wrong:; i pull your hair and kiss your neck:;

Amsbassest911: dont leave any hickeys i want to look good for the show tonight.

krissyluvsgrls: i know:; i kiss down your chest and suck on your nipples

Amsbassest911: some milk might come out, i just had a babay and im lactating.

Amsbassest911: im sure you wouldnt mind thought

krissyluvsgrls: no i would:; i bite a nipple and squeeze your other breast

Amsbassest911: *Power Bombs you* Ow that hurt!! not so rough!

Amsbassest911: ive very sensitive

krissyluvsgrls: i get up but stay on my knees and crawls to your pussy

Amsbassest911: i havent shaved for a long time, so dont be suprised...

krissyluvsgrls: that doesn't bother me:; i bury my face in your pussy

Amsbassest911: i also havent douched in a while either...hope you dont mind again

Amsbassest911: im a very dirty girl

krissyluvsgrls: no i dont, i like dirty girls;; i bury my tongue deep in your pussy

Amsbassest911: it tickles so much i piss myself

Amsbassest911: right into your mouth

krissyluvsgrls: i spit it out in my hand and rub my pussy with it and with my other hand i start to finger your pussy

Amsbassest911: i start to cry

Amsbassest911: "i remember, this is how my mom taught me" i cry a little more

krissyluvsgrls: i stick another finger in and fuck you with them as i fuck myself with mine

Amsbassest911: lita yah know what really gets me off? pirate talk...i dont know why, but one sexy "HARRRR" from a pirate and i go crazy

krissyluvsgrls: HARRR trish im gonna fuck you with my fingers until you burst HARRRR!

Amsbassest911: HARRR matey batton the hatches!!!! Man the brig!!!! ooo

krissyluvsgrls: MMMMHARRRRR matey trish im gonna stick a third finger in you and fuck you harder HARRR:; i start fisting myself im soo horny

Amsbassest911: AHHH talk like a robot now!!! ahh ahh!!!

Amsbassest911: Bee bee boo bop

krissyluvsgrls: bee bee boop bop:; i shove a fourth finger in:; beep you are tight beeep bop

Amsbassest911: ooo yah!!! ah ah now repeat martin lutar kings "freedom" speech baby!!! ooo aahhhhh!!!

krissyluvsgrls: i have a dream, a dream to stick my whole fist into your pussy and fuck you hard:

Amsbassest911: then i turn into MC hammer, and do the hammertime dance

Amsbassest911: you stare in amzement

krissyluvsgrls: godd trish im sooo horny finger my pussy

Amsbassest911: WHOS TRISH!? THIS IS HAMMER TIME BABY!

krissyluvsgrls: then hammer stick that night stick over there into my pussy

Amsbassest911: Nah im going limp

Amsbassest911: im spent

Amsbassest911: thanks for the wank

krissyluvsgrls: wait you said you were a girl

Amsbassest911: BWHAHAHA i have a sausage!

krissyluvsgrls: u little prick

Amsbassest911: what?

krissyluvsgrls: u lied

Amsbassest911: umm so

krissyluvsgrls: i would not have mind if you told me you were a guy at first but your a lying bastard

Amsbassest911: wanna do it again?

krissyluvsgrls: no you bastard

Amsbassest911: we can have pancake sex!

Amsbassest911: and if your lucky waffle sex

krissyluvsgrls: your just some siiickkk freak aren't you

Amsbassest911: im sick? you talked like a robot and a pirate to me! LOL!!

Amsbassest911: and martin luther king!!!

Amsbassest911: AHAHAHA

krissyluvsgrls: yea but i didn't pose as a 16 year old girl, you sick demented little freak

Amsbassest911: im sorrry

Amsbassest911: so were gonna have pancake sex now? ill bring the syrup

krissyluvsgrls: no i cant do that because your a sick demented little perverted freak who gets off by posing as 16yo girls

Amsbassest911: HARRR MATEY!!

krissyluvsgrls signed off at 11:35:23 PM.


lol...she actuly went with it for awhile...

jimjam5000
08-26-2005, 12:39 AM
the ending is really funny but i hate wrestling+its tooo long

Pwn$t3r
08-26-2005, 12:40 AM
yeah, i didnt like the beginning much either, but the end is priceless

jimjam5000
08-26-2005, 12:42 AM
ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH lol

CaptInsano
08-26-2005, 02:37 PM
bah I stopped reading when you started to rip off the pirate thing from the bloodninja site: http://www.distortedprism.com/text/bloodcyber.html

LOSER

Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious

gawd dame
08-26-2005, 02:43 PM
meh...it was still good though

CaptInsano
08-26-2005, 03:10 PM
meh...it was still good though

i didnt like it. not original at all. he might as well of just copied and pasted the other joke and renamed the names.

gawd dame
08-26-2005, 03:14 PM
i guess, but i think the thing itself was funny, so i guess im saying that someone elses work was funny, and it was, if that was just copied, fair 'nuff, i still liked it, i didnt like the fact though that it was too long....and copied...

Sir Roflalot
08-26-2005, 10:15 PM
Amsbassest911: WHOS TRISH!? THIS IS HAMMER TIME BABY!




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