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cornycommando
08-26-2005, 08:34 PM
No, really, why?
biscuit
08-26-2005, 11:46 PM
To get to the other side , you cunt.
jimjam5000
08-27-2005, 12:00 AM
your a dumbass
Trismo
08-27-2005, 12:03 AM
MJ:why did the chicken cross the road
kid:i dont know
MJ:to come here and rape you with me
kid:.................ooooh fuck :(
NYPD
08-27-2005, 12:45 AM
Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck on the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the bubble gum was stuck on it's foot.
Trismo
08-27-2005, 12:46 AM
why did the chicken crossed the road

to rape your mom :)
ForceFuszion
08-27-2005, 12:47 AM
"Why did the Chicken Cross the road"
.......stfu
scribbles321
08-27-2005, 02:38 AM
The chicken crossed the road to get with her big cock!
ndn_goat
08-27-2005, 02:46 AM
This joke was actually funny when i was in grade 4:

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get some Chicks N' Joy *add wink to joke*

Chick N' Joy was a restaurant that sold the yummiest fries with gravy right beside the school. I sure know how to ruin a joke
Poster X
08-27-2005, 07:32 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Jake's dad is black. (it's a private joke, probably a bit silly to post it here but oh well)
gawd dame
08-27-2005, 01:41 PM
why did the chicken cross the road?

because he was a fucking chicken! theyre dumbasses! they dont even fucking realize what theyre doing, it might aswell have been in some type of coop, the little bastard was going to have a walk anyway, and then get killed and fed to a bunch of fattass greasehole americans
veeDuB
08-27-2005, 09:31 PM
the chicken crossed the road because of gravity
the recent cjanges in the earth due to highly extreme vaporation in the air and combustion,combined with exhaust fumes and the near nuclear factory.
all this caused gravity to go kaboom and hence, FORCED the chicken to cross the road...
or something like that
FrozenMonkey
08-28-2005, 01:01 AM
Heres a twist:

Why did the baby cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken
Somethingevil
08-28-2005, 02:44 AM
Why did the GUY cross the road?
Because his penis was inside the chicken.
p4nz3r
08-28-2005, 03:32 AM
your a dumbass
Haha its "you're" as in you are. Dumbass.
Trioe
08-28-2005, 03:38 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from this retarded thread.
jimjam5000
08-28-2005, 03:48 PM
ha ha nice one
BaxterII
09-03-2005, 08:01 PM
No, really, why?
to fuck your mom
vinsterguy
09-10-2005, 12:50 AM
I hate chicken jokes
cpinkerton
09-11-2005, 08:17 AM
Heres a twist:

Why did the baby cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken

Why did Jesus Christ cross the road?

He was nailed to the chicken
anGus
09-11-2005, 05:46 PM
Haha its "you're" as in you are. Dumbass.
Haha it's "it's" as in "it is".

But, yeah, that chicken joke is for people with no sense of humor.
Kasra
09-11-2005, 05:54 PM
Why did cornycommando cross the road?

Because he couldn't get his cock out of the chicken.